₦airaland Forum

Siki355:
seriously?

It worked for me and it's still doing wonders in ABU Zaria

Optional09:
It’s is a voting card that unborn children in the North can get in a twinkle of an eye but an adult in the south will struggle his life time to get one

You're talking about that card i got in my mother's womb. My bad... should have comprehended! You should come visit in Kaduna. i could get you one for free

Ladyhippolyta88:
Use your PVC.

What is PVC?

Friendly and effective advice:

Soak kolanuts in a mixture of coke and methylated spirits. chew generously before and during your night reading and watch how you will grab and fire during the exam.
Thank me later...

Optional09:
Buhari is behind any large kidnaping in the North. When he is ready he will tell his boys to release them. It’s unimaginable to say someone or a group of gun men kidnap 114 people. How were they transported

Its rather unimagineable that a human being could come up with such theory
welldone Albert Einstein!!!

Whether or not 114 girls were abducted, Buhari is a failure and will leave that office come 2019. I have spoken!!

Diickrider:
All enemies of president Buhari will die young

If i die young... i'll be very surprised!

This girl is seriously mad and has nobody to tell her

You'll be shocked to know that all those people who failed chemistry are the best shaku shaku dancers now

munas:
B

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Aside the fact that i think this is one of them cooked up stories, Deutronomy has only 34 chapters. so where did he get his own chapter 36 from?


Bloggers ehn...

12submarine:
And this is news? Smh.

Bro just hama small N100 million now and your fart will make front page on Nairaland

ud4u:
Obj, the senior politician

Senior thief rather

wellmax:
At his age OBJ is still very active.
Yesterday in Bayelsa, today at another event, how does he do it?

*FRESH OSOGBO WEED*

Why cant these old thieves just die and let us rest?!!

All these senior oloshos... Seun been promoting their market since 1900

Nigerians sha... SMALL THING NOW YOU WILL WRITE A BOOK ON THIS USELESS TV SHOW TOO

Cleanliness and proper waste management is a culture Nigerians have to develop with time and not a one day policy. Get the people oriented on the need for it and stop dropping silly excuses here and there. Some Nigerians will see proper dump site but will still prefer to dump waste in drainage canals and start praying for rainfall to wash it away, thinking they're doing lawma a favour... mtchew!

I mean... cant you teach us 15 ways to increase our monthly income? One thing i know is that none of my followers followed me to the office this morning.

saintneo:
makes senses. Yes, how can a business be in debt and be sharing profit, makes no sense I must say. Businesses should work towards erasing all debts before sharing to shareholders.


this one is hat-trick. super! first to comment thrice in one day. more likes, shares and Cheers people.

Your mates are in the office right now in CBN and youre here commenting on NL. You are one of the major problems in Nigeria... see how happy you are sef

King4Roller:
Is it the shareholders fault? The shares for which they are being paid dividend is in itself a loan

This is Nigeria... anything flies here!

FCMB shareholders right now

OKorowanta:
Which one be dis kain talk everyday sef?
Dis 30 billion yarns is becoming stale.

If you hama ordinary 5million na we no go hear word for street again
Oshi!

If you no get money.. Hide your face!

Six years in a Rwandan prison?... Nna its now she will know that ''There's no place like home''
There's no Joy in countries like that all

I don't know why but a tiny part of me is wishing all those rogues in Agbada posing as senators just burn and die
Its not like i hate them politicians o, but the other part of me is also wishing i set that building on fire too

its a welcome development... trust Nigerians to use this as a reason to import more from the UK (as we no get sense reach).
Meanwhile some *Igbos* will jump at this news and yet criticize the shit out of the present situation of this country!

Xinzu:
Must you always write "the billionaire business man took to Instagram".


Change pattern naw?

Take a chill pill now

Someone just stepped out of his house on valentines day and that's enough to make news on almighty nairaland...
Its not like i'm beefing E-money, but if i step out of my house too people will now say i'm showing off