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Politics › Re: Security Beefed Up In Makurdi Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit by simonlee(m): 2:04pm On Mar 12, 2018

smokedfish:
The thing is that they will still come out in mass to welcome him once dem hear say de will be settled lik that of Jos....

Street light dt de rushed n fixed for Buhari's coming to plateau state hs been removed....pure eye service

#shithole

Trust them now.. Zombies be waiting for their Cowhari like... grin

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Politics › Re: Security Beefed Up In Makurdi Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit by simonlee(m): 1:59pm On Mar 12, 2018

No be only beefed up...na porked up!

When the chief herdsman is coming, why wont they "beef" up security? angry

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Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys With Charms Arrested In Calabar By Police (Photo) by simonlee(m): 10:18am On Mar 12, 2018

princepeter566:
they are still far better compare to those our APC leaders.
when will the Nigeria police go after the minister of petroleum resources ?

Shuuuu.....

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Car Talk › Re: A Review Of Koenigsegg CCXR Special Edition: The Most Expensive Car In The World by simonlee(m): 10:16am On Mar 12, 2018

chordrylateral:
Can it fly?

NO... it can swim! Afonja angry

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Travel › Re: Ugandan Man's Car Somersaults 3 Times. See What It Looks Like After The Accident by simonlee(m): 10:09am On Mar 12, 2018

Thank God for his life o... see the car like bread wey jam hungry brick layer!

Health › Re: Lady Trapped In Traffic Gives Birth Inside A Car In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State (Phot by simonlee(m): 9:52am On Mar 12, 2018

the husband when he sees all those cameras filming his wife's toto grin

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Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Members Receive N13.5 Million Monthly, Separate From Salaries by simonlee(m): 9:07am On Mar 12, 2018*

And when i told my Biology teacher i wanted to be a politician in future... the idiot walked me out of his class angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Snake Swallows Tennis Ball. A Vet Massages It Out (Video) by simonlee(m): 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2018

This one that these people have not paid february salary... just fumigating accounts office since 2nd of march, Bia, i hope its not what i'm thinking angry

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Events › Re: How To MC An Event? by simonlee(m): 4:53pm On Mar 06, 2018

deepwater:
Lol

Just tell all the guest to cfuk off.
The while thing becomes easy thereafter

Events › Re: How To MC An Event? by simonlee(m): 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2018

Just go out there and act really stupid. Trust me... you go dey alright! wink

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Fresh Job Recruitment (2 Positions) by simonlee(m): 4:40pm On Mar 06, 2018

Job recruitment abi slavery recruitment?

See me na never collect february salary up till now... Advice to you all "go and start up a business" and leave the corporate world for us. enough of the competition please!!!

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Education › Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by simonlee(m): 4:26pm On Mar 06, 2018

I'm sure it was a minor incident but the students escalated it to the point of compulsory closure of the school.... sense will not kill me! grin

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Crime › Re: House Help Sets Two Young Brothers On Fire As One Dies. Photos by simonlee(m): 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2018

MRAKBEE:
Sorry but I just have to type this..
Igbo amaka

Seriously you dont have sense! .... as in eh, na expired relaxer full your brain undecided

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Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023: Igbo Group Lists Buhari's Achievements, Backs Him For 2019 by simonlee(m): 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2018

kabrud:
Some worthless toothless puppies right now

Easy now... shu

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Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023: Igbo Group Lists Buhari's Achievements, Backs Him For 2019 by simonlee(m): 3:47pm On Mar 06, 2018

Celebrities › Re: "You Need Jesus, Not Me" - DJ Cuppy Tells A Fan Crushing On Her by simonlee(m): 3:21pm On Mar 06, 2018*

His girlfriend be like "even on twitter you're still a failure"

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Celebrities › Re: "You Need Jesus, Not Me" - DJ Cuppy Tells A Fan Crushing On Her by simonlee(m): 3:20pm On Mar 06, 2018*

when his guys try consoling him, saying "atleast she replied you now"...

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Sports › Re: 15,000 Capacity Stadium Construction In Eket By Governor Udom (Photos) by simonlee(m): 3:16pm On Mar 06, 2018

with the way akwa ibom governors are building stadiums... i hope the Rochas' syndrome is not spreading to the south south

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Health › Re: Timothy Ray Brown: The First Person Cured Of HIV/AIDS by simonlee(m): 3:03pm On Mar 06, 2018

Who else thinks Rochas Okorocha should build him a statue? grin

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina Demands Sex From Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe by simonlee(m): 2:43pm On Mar 06, 2018

And some Nairaland girls will be here forming James bond...abi Peter Glue ni?

Bia how much is BBNaija form?

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina Demands Sex From Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe by simonlee(m): 2:43pm On Mar 06, 2018

Anytime i see a BBnaija thread on FP, i get amazed at the level of f*ckery being tolerated by nairalanders.
Biko how much is Payporte paying Seun for such publicity? huh

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Business › Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria (Photos) by simonlee(m): 2:35pm On Mar 06, 2018*

Just see the gap between Aliko and Mike abeg... and some dumb afonja's will be here quoting Hausa people anyhow without respect. Just mention me in you comment and 10k will deducted from your account. Nonsense!! angry

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Business › Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria (Photos) by simonlee(m): 2:35pm On Mar 06, 2018

Its like OP was sent specifically to remind me that my february salary has not been paid.... which is by the way,the reason why i've been on nairaland since morning.
Thunder fire them!

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Nairaland General › Re: Girl Killed After Container Fell From Articulated Vehicle In Onitsha (Graphic) by simonlee(m): 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Is she really dead?
I am confused because one eye is open, one eye is closed.

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Celebrities › Re: "I Can Do Anything To Have Sex With Olamide" - Lady Says (Photos) by simonlee(m): 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2018

How some girls openly offer their sacrifices is just an insult to the gods!

and someone will say this girl has parents undecided

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Business › Re: Wedding Invite Of Fatima Aliko Dangote And Jamil Abubakar (Photos) by simonlee(m): 1:01pm On Mar 06, 2018

You mean not a drop of alcohol will be serve in such a wedding?

the wedding card should have read "strictly for art and commercial students!"

angry

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Politics › Re: Obituary: Burial Of UN Aid Worker & Medical Doctor Killed By Boko Haram In Borno by simonlee(m): 1:00pm On Mar 06, 2018

NaijaMutant:
Its obvious that you can't be sane and be a Muslim

He without sin should cast the first stone.... remove the log in your eye before removing the spec in another's angry

Politics › Re: Obituary: Burial Of UN Aid Worker & Medical Doctor Killed By Boko Haram In Borno by simonlee(m): 12:55pm On Mar 06, 2018

newbornmacho:
A huge loss to the medical profession and the Igbo nation... Killed by Mohammed's psychiatric followers

Thunder fire you there! angry

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Crime › Re: Folarin Coker & Wife, Aisha Rimi Diverted N3bn From Lagos State Account - EFCC by simonlee(m): 11:48am On Mar 06, 2018

Who else thinks this man is simply being hunted for that cigar pic he uploaded? undecided

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