₦airaland Forum

**Chisos**

And some make-up artists think they wll make heaven.

Thats why i always insist our first date will be at the beach or pool

Thats how Buratai will come and be doing press-ups on camera, claiming that Bokoharam is "technically defeated"...

The thunder that will fire these service chiefs is jogging round Sambisa forest right now

arowtop:
most orphanage home don't allow you to snap their babies.

why not? if they dont advertise the children through these adoption rates will decline

JasonScolari:



This is what we expect of General Muhammad Buhari not a poor driver of Ejiro Motors...


Painful thing is that the family of this Hero will be poorly compensated.



Sleep well sir, You deserve our respect.

expect of who?
If i was Buhari eh, i would have jailed you for this comment

This guy get mind sha...
If i was the one, I would jump out of the vehicle and let the passengers decide their fate

How a minister will come out boldly and make such statements and still sleeps peacefully at night still amuses me...

I just weak for this country matter

***AFONJAS***

Tufiakwa!!!

I'm not understanding...

Where are the orphans?

celebrities eh...

Who's this snitching on us??

Make i catch you for park... you go see yourself!

Just negudu how these herdsmen are wrecking lives up and down and nobody seems to be doing anything about it...
Na to sell my wares pack go Ghana. I cant take this anymore

All these politifians forming committee and running around the country looking to defraud Nigerians again, let me just tell you the truth...

IT WILL NOT WORK!!!
Sending that cow back to Daura insha Allah!

Nonsense!!!

you're just snapping pleasure park only, deceiving these innocent nairalanders. Nna go and snap Rumukrushi, or Diobu (mile 1) or even Elelenwo.... if them tell you say na Port be that you no go believe.

I for say make you come my area for Borokiri waterside come snap but that your phone no go make am outside once you enter!

eleojo23:
Political career loading...

Afonjas no dey slack

If you sit at home with her/ where will you get money to foot your bills? She's concerned and being thoughtful while youre there trying to be caring husband... what a story!

Churchill already getting his son familiar with OBJ.... Who else is thinking what I'm thinking?

See the pikin like wetin dem buy for market

the child will grow up see this pic like "Mama you no try for me at all"

He's highly welcome



Friendly advice to him, stay clear off animals (esp. snakes and monkeys)

Its already 2nd day of March and the only sms i've received from my bank is february monthly statement.
At this point, no shaku shaku story will move me at all

Contract approved... money budgeted... contract awarded... 1 building is commissioned on camera... Seun puts in on FP... Nigerians hail the Governor... and Governor goes to the bank smiling

The End!!

Chisos!!
Hunger... all i see is hunger!!!

Zero joy from Reno.... Before you want him to cry?

King4Roller:
Na them.

Call names now... What is "na dem?"
You dey fear

Notatribalist:
Useless governor

Senate just prescribed life sentence for statements like this...rephrase your comment because me, lalasticlala and Seun will wash hand untop your head when they come for you

All i see is
Maltina: N150
Nestle water :N100
doughnut : N80
Buns : N50
Total : N380
Seems Sen. Shehu Sanni was right all along... a monkey indeed swallowed N70million from the forum

dinocy:
money!!!!!!
pet goat
pet snake
pet lion

all just trying to make life fun

Small thing now Davido will come visiting and his 30Bn gang diamond chain will go missing...
I didnt say anything nor did i say something swallowed it

livebynite:
How does this reduce the price of garri?

It only increases the price of Isi Ewo in mama chidinma's joint

barbiecue:
Is this news??

In Nairaland it is o!

Went to plant imaginary solar powered street lights in the middle of nowhere ba?

Its the idiots in the second pic that got me cracked up... where they looking for free votes under the car?
Igbos will never cease to amaze me i swear!