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omenkaLives:
What in God's gracious name did we do to deserve this from the mods?

Nothing.... just that their aim and objective was achieved the moment you opened the thread

Indeed...Many are mad but few are roaming!

These people are using us to play...
Only God knows how much was used to negotiate the release of the said ''kidnapped lecturers''.... Later now, they will say they need $1Bn to fight Bokoharam! The big question now is... How much is Bokoharam using to fight the army?

From the look of things, i could vow that the man is mad... but you see that woman so, with the way she's staring at the guy like that... na konji hol am!

Chai.... see waste of money

And i'm here calculating my options now that the woman selling Akara in front of my house has travel

Odkosh:
As if you won't Bleep him if he had succeeded in doing it n come to you with car.

how will you make heaven when you clap back like this??

Wondering what he would have done with it... probably soaked it like lipton and drank his way into millions.


But seriously, with the way the guy is looking, they should have just allowed him go through with it, he has suffered in life

I have a positive feeling about this on-going project... i pray it solves the crisis in the oil sector once and for all!

These Fulani people are heartless.... especially that one in Aso rock!

chokozcfs:
Was this supposed to be funny?
Was this supposed to be funny?

I live in kaduna and often visit the zoo... i know the cage is not substandard, so, i thought you were referring to the lion

chokozcfs:
Sad story... Nigeria and substandard materials... SMH

YES.... WE HAVE ALOT OF SUBSTANDARD LIONS IN NIGERIA

I thought the lion would have gotten to know its keepers by now... i mean, they greet each other everyday!

winzy:
Can I mix with cold orijin?

Something is really doing you and i'm suspecting your village people

i totally agree with you OP but the problem now is that we nigerians literally kill that *lycopene* with our cooking methods before the food is even ready for consumption. Imaging boiling the grounded tomatoes for hours before deep frying it in adulterated oil and you're still expecting any intending nutrient to remain active
I just taya for my country people o

I spent the whole of 2017 wailing Buhari was clueless until I walked into this tread and now I'm like....

Word of advice
I think this will be a really good time for him to collabo with patapaa on a "one corner" remix... probably get a few clips from your rendezvous with temi and shoot a nice video...
Just saying though


Busy spent all his time chopping billionaire puna...converting his brain matter into cum... how will he think straight now

After chopping billionaire puna you still no get any inspiration?!.... chai


Mr Eazi in the studio now like

I feel your pain mehn.... Your statement just makes me think of my girlfriend, Julie. The girl be like yam...because my heart keeps pounding for her!

After all the hype and fuss about her role in the movie.... we can't take it.
I don't want to believe APC is in charge of the movie production team please.



Meanwhile, Afonjas... when next the Avengers near Lagos...

The way these guys live their lives, I just wonder if I wouldn't force all my kids to be musicians.... They just enter studio and record crap, leave the producer to cook and make sense out of it, let the record label and management agency do the hustle and then we still go and pay to watch them sing the same songs we buy on iTunes.
In fact, I'm off to baba's place.... This hustle must pay me too

RadicalTrump:
Buhari is d worst of a presidential bigot of the 21st century

RadicalTrump:
A bigot will alws be a bigot

Wailers! Wailers everywhere!!!
Keep wailing your way into 2018 and watch how miserable you'll be every time you pick up a newspaper or switch on your TV

You will definitely term it illegal since you know your criminal hands will not lay hold of a kobo of that money!
Nigerian governors been sharing the national cake since 1960... Thieves everywhere!!!

It's a pity seeing how this once respectable man has stooped so low! I wouldn't wish him bad for any reason at all but if anything should happen to you or your family, I can assure you that Not A Single Bleep Will Be Given That Day!
No matter the hate you bear in your heart for Buhari, sympathise with him and his family in this difficult time because whether you like it or not, they are the first family in Nigeria...until 2019 when you can do whatever the Bleep you like with your voters card and still watch him Win a second term in office because all the Zombies in the north will definitely vote for him (including the rams and goats)
I'll be here come May 2019 and to say "I told you so" when he'll be sworn in. I trust Nigerians to always act like Nigerians.
Note: I'm not a member of the BMC please

Imaging these clowns planning to hold the meeting on 4th January 2018.... By then, my December salary has finished on fuel alone!
Something is telling me to use the remaining money to buy bicycle because the roads are getting free these days and I'll have no worries as to where the next litre of petrol will come from!
Shout out to all my PHC guys...this FTC is dedicated to you!

It's like asking a mother to name all her children who are thieves in the market square.... it will not happen at all!
As far as I'm concerned, all APC members are saints as at now, until 2019 when Atiku gets there!
Who's with me?

etzskillz:
it's only in December they use to reconcile, we know their secret

And in January they'll start sowing seeds in the wombs of ladies.... Fear them! Afonja!!!

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RadicalTrump:
After Buhari Sent Fulanis to rape yr Sisters and modas, Caused unprecedented hardship U didn't Park, if its now the undisputed Most Performaning President den u re in need of Special Prayers

Biko you are seriously mislead! Goodluck is just a lesser dunce! i'd just move to Ghana and be chopping Banku and enjoying "one corner" with them ladies. I cannot even imagine what Nigeria will be like if Atiku wins in 2019

Is that one a bridge too?
Someone will queue for 5 hours to buy fuel and eventually die will trying to use it! Nawa for this my country sha