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Lai Muhammad would drop one or two lies before leaving the fiesta... Eg.
"D'banj impregnated my daughter and doesn't want to marry her. All she does is sit at home, thinking about the koko''
Iranu

Buhari and his blame game.
Lai Muhammad would come and add his own.
E don be for naija!

Lair Muhammad go come talk trash later for news.
May amadioha curse his lying mouth. Olosho!

30 no be small number o.


And people still dey that northeast? Wetin do my leg wey I no fit run commot from there?

Yes it's comedy, and we'll laugh at his jokes!
Political insanity!

Na to buy hurricane lamp na. What's all the fuse about "no light''?
Na today?.....it have dayed!

Pidggin:
I love this country, that is why I am not okay with this situation, it fosters disunity, it's not good

See, am not saying Buhari is the best. Am also complaining about fuel scarcity, unemployment, hike is prices, stuff like that.... Not whether he speaks English or hausa.
Get your priorities right dear!

Biafra?!!
In your dreams!
Better wake up and go to school... Get sense!

These people no go go house? Haba!! Enough is enough!

Pidggin:
Where did you hear me say i don't like Buhari? Be nice now, why are you trying to drive me away from my own country?

If you love this country, you wouldn't be here talking about what language he's speaking and what he's not speaking. We have more serious things to debate about in this country. It just pains me to see Nigerians trying to make a big deal out of little things that mean less, at a time like this.

What if Akpos who can't read, mistakenly throws a piece of fish for the crocodile, would he be asked to retrieve it?

Have you ever come across Buhari speaking hausa in a formal gathering?
Let's be realistic about this now. President Buhari doesn't address the nation in his native tongue, as far as I know.
Honestly, I think you're just one of those haters who are gathering your fellow walkers to pick on our dear president.
If you don't like Buhari, kindly pack your bags and leave the country. Return in 2019 and vote him out. Finish!

I die if I read this long story!

I just dey look this Buhari with one eye since.
Shey na him holy pass. Him be judge and jury on top every matter wey arise. All these old people and their problematic personality

Ha!!!
Shey dem say all the refineries would be operational in 3 months?
And they want to remove subsidy!
APC no go kill us for naija

3 months?
LOL.....
Story for the gods.
APC and their propaganda

I don't understand how everyone else is being prosecuted and Buhari is yet to answer the question about the jeeps he received from #Dasukigate. Abi is Buhari above the law?

E be like say army never finish this people. Them still get mouth to talk. Na them get themselves sha

Buhari don turn Moses abi?
Make him come share the red sea into two na make we for pass.
OP u must be high on oshogbo weed!
Monday like this, your mates are working in their office and you're at home posting trash.
I pray make mtn block your sim before tomorrow!

blood of Zachariah!

Why is his eyes all dark? This guy must have smoked some oshogbo weed

Air force 1 tinz.
This is awesome any way.
Imagine your 5 year old cousin just light a stick of matches and throw it on the helicopter... I'll just rewind the day!

Lol..... It's not supposed to be funny but am laffing anyway!
Parents be like "My son, why are you running from Buratai?''
I'll be like "are you new here?''

The person riding it must have smoked oshogbo weed then. This one can hover over the red sea

Haba naija! How pikin no go cry? See as the father Christmas resemble karashika first born. Tufiakwa!

VIC O abi wetin be him name....this guy just take style dey spread im matter anyhow. Imagine him even dissing meek Mill and drake. Puppy don grow teeth dey feel like lion. Tufiakwa!

Chai.... Guys are jacking and CGPA is dropping.
My roommate's CGPA is like initial titre value... O.00

Is it by force to fall under the anointing?
What if I nack head for the hard tiles wey dey ground?

Fine boys like me (winks) always have one girl breathing down our necks to go see my parents. Well, all I have to do is show her this picture, saying it's the only Road to where my parents live.....