₦airaland Forum

Flashh:
You can wait till when he wakes up.

OK. Thank you sir. I'll wait

Flashh:
Once again... Happy Birthday sir!

Your can go home and tell your dad this same thing. Then come back here to tell us his response.

My dad is busy constructing a road in Delta state. He'd be sleeping now as a result of the stress in the site, if not I would have called him to ask. But I'll call him him when I think he'll be awake!

Hmmmm where I go put my head for this country? I done tire!

Bad market!

Shey them done release am?
Shey him done reach him wife and pikin?
Matter closed!

Upon all the international visits Buhari made, including one to the so called Iran, they are planning something eh?
Anyways, I wouldn't talk much, since lives were lost and one thing led to another.... But I heard that Iran has nuclear weapons ooooooo...... Am I supposed to be worried?

See as this guy chop awoof effortlessly!
Make me sef login tweeter follow president Buhari. Maybe he can sponsor me to Dubai for my Msc

Obasanjo probably attended president Buhari's naming ceremony in Daura. That's the only way he could be so sure of that age!

I will answer the call and burst into tears, lamenting how I did in my sleep. If asked, I'll say am the younger brother, and just came from the village for the burial

Few months into their reign of the high places and you are saying things (laughs silently)
Wait until they win 2019 elections again, then you'll know what's up!

Mtchew! Those that would cause trouble will still cause trouble. I just hope that the trouble in Kaduna calms down in time. We in school (ABU Zaria) are hoping to go back home and chop Christmas with all our body parts complete!

"Receive sense Mr president"
That's my birthday wish for you!

Blood of Zachariah!!

Lalasticlala come and see

Dasuki probably stole so much.... He could single-handedly sponsor Nigeria's 2016 budget!
I wish Dasuki was my father's friend

Soon, EFCC would just storm my hostel in ABU, come to my room and accuse me of collecting N750 mtn recharge card from Dasuki. How much did he actually steal that could have gone round to so much people?!!

These people and their stories. It's for this reason that olamide sang "story for the gods". Do not be deceived. The soldiers never wanted to cause trouble, it's just the shiite people and their disrespect to the chief of army staff. They didn't deserve to loose so much people though, but they caused the problem in the first place.

Na wa o. These guys just waist flesh and blood on top something unrealistic! No to Biafra!!!

Buhari's birthday?!! Hehehehe (calls all neighbours) come and celebrate your dullard!
Boko boys would probably wrap bomb as a big birthday surprise for him! Hahaha!

This Fayose is busy ranting shit about APC, forgetting that Karma is a bitch. Anyway, he would soon be dealt with.

May the source of this rumour be extinguished IJN. Do you want to escalate the violence in Kaduna already? Fear God na!

cc lalasticlala come and laff

Is he really this dumb? I don't think so... It's just simple instructions!

See these foolish people. It's like declaring yourself open for inslamic terrorist infiltration. Anyways, good luck to them. Maybe God save us from "them"

This yoruba man wants to battle with kogi people. When we were offing our cap on 22nd November where were you?

I wish you well Mr Faleke. But make sure your hold your life in your own very hands on December 5th. You're a yoruba man by descent. Kogi people are strong!

phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.

you funny die. For your mind now you fair pass am?!

He is the president! Even though he's a dullard, he can manipulate whatever he wants and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

Be careful ooo. Am sure you know those lagos boys very well. They can steal your boxers without touching your trouser

This is Nigeria, nothing is impossible my friend!

That same Obasanjo that was insulting Goodluck? Shey he saw the way Goodluck is being invited here and there because of that phone call to Buhari, he too want to come into the picture and see what he can gain. Useless man!