₦airaland Forum

All those runz girls now would have to come up with bright ideas to keep the flame burning because with this persistent fuel scarcity, babe.... Na bad market be that!

One word summarised everything "target''
I'll wait and see when they'd hit the marked target! This naija politicians and their promise and fail trends

See as she resemble the mother of Batman
Lols....

The fear of spider- arachnophobia

Ayt27:
Na hin I wan talk na, this hospital sef try.....wella,
Shebi if rain fall hin no dey enter the building.

Abi o. The guy doesn't appreciate what he has. Him never see hospital wey dey refer patients to babalawo for treatment

This is not appalling now. It's even in a reasonably good condition when compared to many others scattered all over the country. At least from what I can see, they can cure headache, catarrh, mild fever and luckily malaria and typhoid

My fellow Nigerians....
It's barely 7 months when the APC Gov't assumed power, but they way the country has turned upside-down, you'll think bad luck has waited patiently for Nigerians to vote APC.
See the queue in our gas stations, you'll think it was being given free of charge. But we buy at double the price (tears in my eyes)
To pay salaries na issue for a whole federal gov't. Seeing an alert is enough reason to give thanksgiving in church (tears start rolling down my face)
Now our able VP, Prof. Osinbajo is travelling to Dubai on vacation, as if Christmas never do am (starts wailing)
Chai.....is this change?!!!


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/680896230126432256?p=v

Chai! Naija no go kill me.
That's why foreigners would always look down on us. Our aviation sector is a scam I swear. The other day, it was passengers disembarking from a plan by means of a ladder.
I guess it was the ladder oduduwa used to descend from heaven.

As impatience as Nigerians are, you are saying this kinda thing to the public. Na wa for you.
Besides, why wouldn't the change take time when you guys are busy blaming GEJ for everything happening today.
And that Lai Muhammad sef.... Make I catch am first, him go hear am!

In a tweet today, the human rights activist considered quitting social media next year.
I guess she's finally fed up with Nigerians and their senseless trends.
Anyway, good luck to her.


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By the time you faint two of your neighbours by means of knockout punch, your landlord wouldn't ask for rent in 2016. Box well!

Lol... In Kenya?
So food plenty for their to the point person fit get pot belly? This tailor must be new there. That shirt no go sell!

Hmm banning Christmas. I that a joke? Anyway, all the chicken in the area would be very pleased with this development

This man no get conscience o. You owe workers 5 months salary and you spent N600m on Christmas tree..... and him get mind to still explain himself?
Someone should please borrow him 2 hot slaps!

Mr Bubu...
Grammatically you don't know what you're saying...
Practically you're still a dullard!

Osun should just merge with another state and rest because I don't see anything good coming from that place o (no offence to my osun people). But seriously, Gov. Rauf Ogbeni isn't helping una matter. E don hard for una!

And after the 7days, what will happen?
APC and their wahala.
Where is Lai Muhammad? That guy is a professional Lair o. Did he learn from the Devil or the Devil learnt from him?

Na to keep silent nah.
Lai Muhammad is busy dropping lies like say Devil send am come do im work.
This APC Gov't sef.... Am getting impatient o!

This country sef..... Una done tire me.
Soon, they would accuse me of collecting N750 recharge card from #Dasukigate.
Anyone can accuse whomever he wish for whatever. Gerrarahere mehn!

When you're a maths guru and you're already feeling the Christmas vibe... You can think and come up with anything.
Hey, merry Xmas!
Remember... Nothing is impossible my friend!

Cc: Lalasticlala

That moment when your boss is saying trash about you to someone you out rightly senior, and theirs absolutely nothing you can say or do about it.
With the expression on Saraki's face, what do you think he's saying in his mind?

In a time when Chelsea are dealing with the second sacking of its most succesful manager ever, club legend Frank Lampard was staring at his fiancee walking down the aisle. The New York City FC man finally got married to his fiancee of four years Christine Bleakley at St Paul’s church in Knightsbridge, England.
The 36-year-old Bleakley wore a long-sleeved, fishtail wedding dress with a low-cut neckline designed by British designer Suzanne Neville. Metro UK mentions that the likes of Piers Morgan, Holly Willoughby, John Terry, Ant and Dec, and Louise and Jamie Redknapp attended the flashy wedding. Piers Morgan and Wife Celia were also in attendance. Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard left for their honeymoon after their wedding. Lampard and Bleakley have been engaged since 2011 when the two were on holiday in Los Angeles. The wedding reception was held at The Arts Club in central London with Ed Sheeran performing.

Cc: Lalasticlala Seun obinoscopy

Imagine if Jesus Christ was born in Nigeria and he decided to pick his 12 Apostles....
You'll have Apostles like....
Lalasticlala the beloved...
Doubting Seun.....
Ishilove the brother of obinoscopy....

Mods no vex o!
Share yours.

See immediate deafness! Girls sha....they as for all sort of things and yet they are being stingy with their "something''.
Meanwhile, that pic is from superbook, my kid sis love that cartoon.

Definitely from the middle-belt. No question about that!

Chai Lasgidi.... I bow for una!
But where exactly is the keke rider supposed to sit? It's either he rides it standing or sit his butt on the table, in between the occupants plates.
Lalasticlala come and see your people o

Of course na. Every morning on weekdays before going to school

Lols.... Naija sha....
Santa claus be like "here is an iPhone for you,you've been a good boy''
Father Christmas be like "here is a plastic cup for, your papa no gree pay''

Nothing we no go see....
Am sure we'll soon see a movie titled "Dasukigate: the gate of life''.
Nollywood sha!

This is not a coincidence at all. Even the people on the street had their fixed on the people. There must have been an argument between the two bike men before the actual accident occurred.
...about the photographer, he/she is definitely a kogi blessed wizard/witch

9 facts that are still hidden from us

1. 69% of the population in Australia don't drink milk.

2. Snakes vision is amazing, can see up to 5km ahead.

3. A man can touch the sun if his body is completely covered in mercury.

4. Up till today, no twins have been born in Greenland.

5. Zebras doesn't have a liver.

6. All the above details are false.

7. Thanks for believing me for a while.

8. Today is not April 1st.

9. But a fool is a fool on any date.


Manufacture: another fool pass it on ••®™

Cc: Lalasticlala seun obinoscopy ishilove

unknown87:
What if you've used it?

then I'll thrash it, buy a new one and keep it out of his sight