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Better girl there. Not these Yeye things all over my crazy area.

I came across this tweet which was screenshot years ago and I couldn't help but pity my people in southern kaduna. Please nairalanders, what have we done to these people?!

O boy!
THAT'S ENOUGH FIRE POWER TO ACT RAMBO V

The man should just suffer a heart attack or stroke....whatever mean! Let him just die and leave us!

SMH
Thank God for my situation.

It is said....."train up your child in the way he should go,that he may not depart from it"
well......

It's only in naija that this can happen. Instead if a pole to be holding the power lines, it's the power lines that are holding the pole.
Where on earth is Fashola?, he needs to see this.

It's only in naija that this can happen. Instead if a pole to be holding the power lines, it's the power lines that are holding the pole.
Where on earth is Fashola?, he needs to see this.

Some people will gamble their way into hell fire in naija! haba

I'll just go have a cold bath, dress up, pick up my Bible, go to church and pray that his plane crashes and burns to ashes completely!
Na so so travel travel up and down. who travel epp?

You just entered the house and this is what beholds your sight!
what would come to your mind first?.....
is it the cake and chin chin you wanted to bake?
is it the money and time spent to get the eggs?
is the short time it took for him to cause so much havoc in your absence?
What punishment would be most appropriate for him?
Over to you nairalanders....

You just entered the house and this is what beholds your sight!
what would come to your mind first?.....
is it the cake and chin chin you wanted to bake?
is it the money and time spent to get the eggs?
is the short time it took for him to cause so much havoc in your absence?
What punishment would be most appropriate for him?
Over to you nairalanders....

Is it your stingy pastors who live the luxury lives of our politicians that would give you N3m? I laugh in Spanish! guy I have better hopes on Buhari's N5000 Stipends than this.

Lying has become a normal thing in naija now. Hell fire will be full of APC officials and their supporters!

ushers be like....... Oga the Lord said that he who leaves when the hour of giving is near,shall become deaf when the trumpet shall sound!

If this rat knew how much $100 was equal to in naira, it wouldn't have attempted this at all. We never finish with Lassa fever.... na my dollars you come dey chop, untop this harsh economic conditions?!!!

Let us prophecy into the lives of those that will attend 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th service and even attend evening prayer meeting/home cell fellowship.... All in the name of escaping that your girlfriend that doesn't want to hear that there is no money in town.

Really... Some guys can fit form untop nothing o. Social media is really a good platform for lies.

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Just enter market with 8k, you'll get a confirm stolen android phone, with free charger sef.
900k for phone... Can I call people in the future with it?

Were they sharing fried rice and chicken?
This Kaduna sef done tire me o!

CALL OF DUTY : THE RAT WARS(PART 1)

Found it!

After a busy lecture schedule in school yesterday, I retired to my room around 7:20pm or so.... not before branching "mama aisha's'' kose joint in community market. I bought cold mountain dew to follow up with my dinner and rest from all the stress of ABU Zaria.
What greeted my eyes as I unwrapped my kose was the least I expected... It was the missing budget!
How it got to Zaria, I don't know?
Who do I call?
Should I still eat the kose and dankali?
Please help me out....


Cc: Lalasticlala ishilove seun

Eyes closed would be better..... I think her lips would taste better that way. Just saying though!

they should just scrap it out and give us the money to start our own business.
though some fellows would spend the money on Amaka, Funke and Aisha...others might stack Oshogbo weed.....etc

Kindly throw that sim away.
Your village people don trace you true mtn!

sleemoon:
Physically speaking both of them.. Cos if 1 shoots nd 2 dies by falling of the plank, 1 dies too... Buh logically, technically nd moviecally speaking.. Num 1 is in great danger cos if 2 is fast enough to dodge d bullet like matrix 1.0, num 1 is dead.... Buh from d look of dat pix, 2 is Dense, dumb nd sluggish in nature which brings me back to my first conclusion.. dey re both dead...

I'll give you 20marks for your answer.

Them dey mad wella.... Come to Damaturu and see

I think this is what he said....
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Happy new years guys.
Up nairaland!

lols..... As if the guy was just waiting for the senator to tweet that shit and he'd share his mind.
I pray nobody will hold us for mind like that enter 2016! Click like to claim that prayer