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Romance › Re: Ladies Becareful!!! These Two Scammers Use Other Girls For Sex. by simplepee(f): 4:54am On Jan 18, 2020

Smarttravels:
Stupid girls, the guy is the scammer. He is both Arike and Ayo...playing them for his pleasure.

Sense will not kill you.

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Romance › Re: Lady Who Aborted 5 Babies Shares Their Pictures. Says 'I Love My Babies' by simplepee(f): 5:47pm On Jan 17, 2020

Lol.nawa o

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by simplepee(f): 9:45pm On Jan 15, 2020

pcguru1:
Please take this advice very very well, it works , after exercising and gymming I last way longer and no sugar too.

Ha broda PC, so you were a 2 minutes man?..wonderful!

Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by simplepee(f): 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2020

pocohantas:
Lol. I don't wanna believe a man like this dey this life.

You never chechomchin. grin

Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by simplepee(f): 8:35pm On Jan 15, 2020

OnPointMan:
Funniest thing is, OP might still be single

And how is that funny?

Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by simplepee(f): 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2020*

Make sure you settle for a man who doesn't cum in 20 seconds----very important something.

Make sure you settle for a man who is not always broke-----‐It's 'importanter'.

Don't settle for a man who will calculate and drag change with you for the money he gave for pot of soup.

Don't settle for a man who will be asking for his share from the money they gifted you.

Most importantly, don't settle down with a lazy Nigerian youth or a yahoo boy.

And pleeeeaaasse make sure you settle for a MAN not a BOY...

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Politics › Re: Nigeria To Borrow N510 Billion Via Bond Sale In Q1 2020 by simplepee(f): 4:12pm On Jan 15, 2020

My lovely country kiss

Family › Re: My Wife Wants To Leave Me by simplepee(f): 8:03am On Jan 15, 2020

MMXX:
If not that you already married her I'd advice you kick her out your house n dust your doormat..yeye dey smell

Maybe she still thinks like a single female teenager with no brain,abi she don't know this is marriage n not dating

Yes o,she doesn't know it's a do or die affair..The thought of getting Married to a Nigerian man is the scariest feeling.

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Family › Re: My Wife Wants To Leave Me by simplepee(f): 7:52am On Jan 15, 2020

pocohantas:
- They dated briefly 10yrs ago.
- She go America, date another person.
- I think while she was dating another person, uncle was flirting with random girls online.
-She come back, them reconnect come marry.

What exactly is her issue?

She suppose done old pass this kind childish tantrums na.

Be like she get pali, because na wetin dey make Naija guy humble like this.

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Romance › Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by simplepee(f): 7:51am On Jan 14, 2020

Any girl that promised to visit and didn't show up does not like you,all these 'I delete her number immediately,bla bla bla' is none of our(girls) business. .If you like delete her number and eat your sim card,she does not care so stop feeling fly. cool

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Education › Re: Words And Phrases That Put You Off by simplepee(f): 9:04am On Jan 13, 2020

K or kk...Like I should strangle the person through the phone embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Shares Racy Pictures - Looking Very Hot !!! by simplepee(f): 7:25am On Jan 12, 2020

dangotesmummy:
is everything alright with you?

That is the correct way to write that yoruba wink

Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ikeji Weds Arinze With 200 Bridesmaids (white Wedding Pictures & Videos) by simplepee(f): 8:13pm On Jan 11, 2020

I love their hair styles.

Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Shares Racy Pictures - Looking Very Hot !!! by simplepee(f): 3:18pm On Jan 11, 2020

dangotesmummy:
Moyo baby

[s]Gbo gbo ejoyi kowa necessary.talobere ejolowo e toberesi Ka bi eye ibaka[/s]?

Gbogbo ejo yi ko wa necessary, ta lo bere ejo lowo re,to o bere si n ka bi eye ibaka?

Celebrities › Re: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by simplepee(f): 9:14am On Jan 11, 2020

I hate big houses.

Car Talk › Re: 2020 Mercedes Benz AVTR Unveiled: Breaks Car Record With Its Looks by simplepee(f): 8:21pm On Jan 10, 2020

Ok but not 'Nigerian '

Family › Re: Father Recreates Family Photo After 20 Years by simplepee(f): 9:08pm On Jan 05, 2020

Looks gay

Family › Re: Promise Card: Do Kids Still Do This? by simplepee(f): 11:28pm On Dec 29, 2019

.Never did this,I only watch other kids do it.My shyness no gree me.

Still grew up as a shy woman embarassed

Celebrities › Re: 9ice And Olasunkanmi Ajala-Akande's Wedding Photos by simplepee(f): 3:49pm On Dec 27, 2019

Awe4luv:
thanks bro, am looking at getting one for myself, I have been waiting for Samsung Galaxy a50s but I think the phone is not coming out anytime soon......so am thinking of opting for a50

Please do,you won't regret it.That's what I use.

Music/Radio › Re: Angela Okorie - "E Pain Dem" (Video) by simplepee(f): 3:10pm On Dec 21, 2019

Very stubborn Igbo girl.

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Returns Back To Nigeria, Dances & Shows Off Surgery Result by simplepee(f): 12:34pm On Dec 14, 2019

Make he small small dey shake am make dem no pick the thing for ground o

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Romance › Re: Romancelander!! Pls Am I At Fault With D Reply I Gave Her.... (pic) by simplepee(f): 7:42am On Dec 14, 2019

See how foolish some NL guys are..Loud/foul mouthed with zero sense yet they are the ones bashing women here.e no even dey pain me for una again because all of you are FAR behind in life..

What did she say to warrant all that insult?
You even screenshot it so that you can show it to your fellow weak men to praise you but boy you are DUMB.

Very good girl btw,she gave you upper cut. cheesy

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Family › Re: My Husband Said He Will Raise My Kids To Challenge Me And Be Rude To Me. by simplepee(f): 2:12pm On Dec 13, 2019

Op you know that's a big joke,stop being too serious and relax. grin

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Family › Re: Deadbeat Father: How A Nairanlander's Quote Ended My Family's Rift. (photos) by simplepee(f): 1:50pm On Dec 13, 2019

dominique:
He'll blame everything on the mum and the son will take his side. I thought it was bad enough that Nigerian men justify domestic violence, now they're doing same for child neglect using the same "the mother must have done something to deserve it" mantra. I shiver at the ~~next~~ bad behavior they will justify and push the blame on the mother, possibly pedophilia. Very sick generation of men we're breeding.

Say no more my dear,I have witnessed this already.

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Romance › Re: I Really Love This Lady, I Don't Want To Loose Her by simplepee(f): 1:05pm On Dec 13, 2019

Lol.
She is warning you now but you won't hear.
Later when she breaks your heart,you will come here and open thread with fat epistle whining about how women are blah blah blah..

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Encounter With A Ghost At A Bank by simplepee(f): 6:05pm On Dec 12, 2019

This story is so funny grin

.

So ghosts now uses power bank?.To charge what exactly?

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Crime › Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Stealing N500k From A Store (Video) by simplepee(f): 10:09pm On Dec 11, 2019

Oshe.
She will 'pepper them' this Christmas.

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Health › Re: Mechanic Slips Into Coma A Day After His Wedding, Dies 6 Days Later (Photo) by simplepee(f): 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2019

Rip

The post be sounding like Solomon grundy; married on 29,admitted on 29th,coma on 30th,died on 6th...

Too much stress from the celebration or village pipo.

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Romance › Re: Woman Squirting And Cumming: What Is The Difference? by simplepee(f): 8:11pm On Dec 11, 2019

BrainnewsRadio:
Both are nearly same

But, the shocking FACT is that not all guys can make it HAPPEN

it's not shocking at all my dear,they know it too.

Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone Older/ Younger Than You? by simplepee(f): 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2019

Never.

Too many young lazy/jobless guys out there and they will still cheat on top of that.

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