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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jonathan David: 'Buhari Will Win Nigeria’s Presidential Election by simpleseyi: 10:28am On Feb 19, 2019
SarkinYarki:
Obviously a fraudster
Snatch ballot box and be shot with AK-47.
Politics › Re: GMB: Aisha Buhari Accused Of Mocking Husband Over Snatch Ballot Boxes Comment by simpleseyi: 10:26am On Feb 19, 2019
mycar:
Be careful for what you wish for, you might be a victim, he is only dragging us back, he should rather introduce modern tech that are used to fight corruption and not by self imposed judge. Absolute power corrupt absolutely.

Are you planning to snatch ballot boxes? If you do, you will be shot with AK-47, if you survive it, you will re-shot with AK-49 together with your sponsors.
Politics › Re: Court Stops EFCC From Declaring Maina Wanted by simpleseyi: 7:59pm On Feb 18, 2019
Nbote:
Hahahahaha..
Click share if U actually expected dis lying and pretentious govt to prosecute him
Click Like if U knew it was jus a waste of our tym
The money was stolen under your truthful and non-pretentious PDP government. Can you see your life outside?
Christianity Etc › Re: Paul Enenche Speaks On Election Shift, Tells Nigerians What To Do by simpleseyi: 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2019
LeeMason:
If they like they Postpone it 10 times. One thing is sure we re voting out incompetency

You 5% vote is inconsequential, we proved that to you in 2015, we shall prove it even more next Saturday. The margin will be over 5 million against Atikuloot and Obituary. Many Biafrans shall weep.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Accuses Friend Of Taking Her To Dubai For Prostitution by simpleseyi: 12:21pm On Feb 18, 2019
MartinCorridon:
angry

Some names are TOO common with prostitutes:

DORIS....PRECIOUS....LOVELYN....BIANCA = 50% probability

Add a certain native surname = 100% certainty. grin

All from same the tribe.
Politics › Re: How Many Hours Will It Take The US To Conquer Nigeria? by simpleseyi: 9:50am On Feb 18, 2019
GenSpecifics:
How many hours will a US military invasion need to conquer Nigeria ?

I am asking this on the behest of the latest anti American rhetoric coming out from BMC after Atiku's US visit.

Since Atiku visited the US, the brain dead zombies have been latching on the Russian collusion hoax, first claiming that Russia intended to hack the Nigerian elections . The APC spokeaman wrote a letter to the US congress on this issue and claimed Atiku had links with the Kremlin. Having been ignored for all its stupidity by even the US Democrats, the APC will go full apeshit after seeing Atiku visit the same US Congress . It is from this point that the APC zombies went completely mad with their anti American sentiments and in the guise of sovereignty, the Buhari govt and APC began threatening the US. Even that midget had the audacity to declare that he had body bags for any election observer that "interfered" with their rigging plans .

The Buhari led APC has threatened France and Israel with war and have also made enemies with Iran and Russia . To add the United States to their list only showcases their madness .

This is the same APC who made every useless junket of Buhari as a sign that Nigeria's international reputation has been restored . It is funny that at the dying days of this failed misadventure called APC, the Buhari FG wants to wage war with Russia, US , France, Iran and Israel.

My question then is how long will it take a US military invasion to defeat the useless Nigerian Army ?

Not so long, just as long as it took the Nigerian Army to humiliate the useless Biafran Army in 1970 and send over three million stubborn Biafrans to their ancestors.
Politics › Re: Poll Postponement: INEC Has Crippled PDP – PDP Senator by simpleseyi: 9:45am On Feb 18, 2019
DrGoodman:
No matter what, buharri is returning to Daura permanently
With your 5% votes? Remember that your rigging strategy has been busted.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Rocks Open Chest Dress To #Yadadi12 Event (photo) by simpleseyi: 9:42am On Feb 18, 2019
Wizklynd23:
cheesy

Omo see Fresh Boobs
That has feed several old men in several hotels all over the world.
Romance › Re: What Nationality Wouldn't You Date From? by simpleseyi: 6:33pm On Nov 14, 2017
Wimzical:
Eastern Asian women(Chinese, Koreans, Japanese etc) are the most unattractive in my opinion, so they are my least desirable.

Indian women are very attractive, but they have very bad hygiene and their culture doesn't teach them to be very outspoken, and I love my woman to be outspoken.

Arab women are hot, and in my opinion they have the most attractive facial features, but their Islamic culture is a huge turn off due to it's extreme form of conservatism and religious dogmatism.

European and other caucasian wome aren't particularly attractive, some are, some aren't, but most of them are free spirited and open minded as a result of their liberal/progressive environments.

South american women are the hottest in terms of their physical attributes. Most of them are easy going but they tend to not be very intellectual and that's a turn of.

Black american women are confident, loud and outspoken but few tend to be educated or interested in intellectual stuff, which I find attractive in women. Just like black women anywhere, they have nice bodies, but they have the most unattractive facial features.

Abeg I don tire to talk. I prefer my Nigerian women jare. They have everything I need.
This guy no fit sabi book again. So na women you analyse like Chemistry Clinical Analysis.
Crime › Re: Sergeant Lanre Sanusi Killed (Policeman Who Tracked & Arrested Evans) by simpleseyi: 6:26pm On Nov 14, 2017
yeyerolling:
Evans was only caught becos dat pharmacist escaped the den. Stop gloryfying kyari and his guys abeg. Rip.
Gather your brothers and sisters and go and arrest other kidnappers roaming the streets.
Crime › Re: Sergeant Lanre Sanusi Killed (Policeman Who Tracked & Arrested Evans) by simpleseyi: 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2017
crestedaguiyi:
so its no longer the aboki kyeri that arrested Evans. chai, yoruba media . no single investigative journalism. bunch of clowns.

heheheheh, how i ended up in this hole is a question i will definitely ask God on the last day .

nothing new sha, lanre sanusi has gone on the same journey he sent others unceremoniously and extra judiciously sometimes .

no fcks given
You hate Yorubas so much, yet you and your fellow pigs and idiots want to die in Yoruba land. Even when Fashola abducted and dumped you guys at Upper Iweka at 3am, you still jumped into trailers carrying cows to Lagos.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Fired After Giving Trump The Middle Finger Gets $60,000 From Supporters by simpleseyi: 5:40pm On Nov 14, 2017
PrinceAkbabio:
I'm heading to Ebonyi state to do same, who is with me?
Adieu, we shall meet by the feet of Jesus where we shall part no more.
Travel › Re: Agony, Disquiet As Calabar-bakassi Road Collapses Again by simpleseyi: 2:41pm On Nov 14, 2017
Keneking:
Buhari ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shocked shocked shocked shocked

APC has failed oh..cant maintain, cant repair, cant replace embarassed embarassed

See MTN, Econet, Airtel and Glo fibre optics surviving the collapse huh huh
Someone help the guy before he slumps and die of hypertension on Buhari matter.
Politics › Re: Picture Of Ojukwu In Coma by simpleseyi: 1:32pm On Nov 14, 2017
PointB:
Awo didn't have the chance.

The coward snuffed out his own pathetic life with a generous dose of rat poison before another treason charge could be leveled against him.

Remind me, didn't the cowardly tantrum throwing pyromaniac Sango commit suicide too? Notice a trend?
After using over 3,000,000 Biafran pigs and idiots for pepper and suya?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For Babban Gona Fresh Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by simpleseyi:
XYZo:
Is it owned by Babagana kingibe angry
No, it is owned by Mamatogo Atiku.
Celebrities › Re: 'I Turn Down Millions For My Vagina' - Maheeda Brags by simpleseyi: 12:06pm On Nov 14, 2017
LuvU2:
Men are so cheap and pained. Too late maybe to attach prices to theirs. I luv men cos they so affordable grin
Pained loser, I sight you.
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Arrives In Enugu (Photos) by simpleseyi: 12:05pm On Nov 14, 2017
crestedaguiyi:
he would return back sick. very sick

i warned him to stay away from our land but he ignored me.

the blood of the innocent youths killed at his other will shock him and his followers .
Ekwueme is sick, go and pray for his recovery first.
Politics › Re: Aggrieved EFCC Staff Petition President Buhari (Photos) by simpleseyi: 9:50am On Nov 14, 2017
[quote author=eyesofthegods post=62359457 ]In a leaked petition to the President, the staff claimed that Magu has refused to grant them promotion even after spending five to six years on the same level . They explained that the move was intended to bar them from heading the Commission while perpetually ensuring that Police officers continue to flood the Commission.[/quote]Has Magu been EFCC Chairman for 5 to 6 years? If no, then your petition is dead on arrival.
Politics › Re: Court Sentences 2 Civil Servants To 105 Years Imprisonment by simpleseyi: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2017
Settingz321:
Rubbish
You are the next to be sentenced for being a nuisance on the cyberspace.
Politics › Re: Ambode Is Not Working As We Think! by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Nov 14, 2017
DieBuhari:
Yoruba Muslims on overdrive mode because a Yoruba Christian is in charge of Lagos state.
Your hatred for Islam is driving you very fast to early grave.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Lawmakers Could Override Buhari If He Vetoes Peace Corps Bill – Dogara by simpleseyi: 9:42am On Mar 30, 2017
psucc:
Which Federal Government? We have Buhari not Federal Government.

NASS is not part of Buhari.
Check you B.P., it is rising higher than Union Bank building in Marina more than normal. The way you are going you may not live to see Buhari's second term, you would have died of hypertension as a result of hatred and anger.
Business › Re: Development Bank Of Nigeria Granted Operational Licence By CBN by simpleseyi: 8:58am On Mar 30, 2017
735i:
Your own mumu na hybrid....

Learn to stick to the topic of discussion...
Children of hate and anger, what your sister the world bank house girl Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla could not do for 16 years from Obasanjo to Yar'Adua and to Goatluck regimes when the puff-puff cheeked fraudster was Minister of Finance and Looting, the polytechnic graduate like me called Oluwakemi (God has blessed me) has done it.

Travel › Re: UK Airport Runway Blocked By Activists To Stop The Deportation Of Nigerians by simpleseyi: 8:52am On Mar 30, 2017
Lexusgs430:
Nah Oyinbos dey protest deportations against 9ja & our West African neighbours ? Why our African pipu no go sleep for runway ?
I am happy and at the same time sad that the whites love blacks more than we blacks love ourselves. Oh mama Africa! huh huh
Politics › Re: Okorocha Greets Obasanjo As They Meet In Abeokuta (Photos) by simpleseyi: 8:47am On Mar 30, 2017
emi14:
Brother stop making useless comments. Your system is beclouded with hatred. Get a sound mind. It's healthy.

Politics › Re: Critics Failed To Create Enmity Between Buhari, Osinbajo – Tinubu by simpleseyi: 2:50pm On Mar 29, 2017
KINGOFTHEEAST:
this useless man tinubu can you tell us why you relocated to Abuja when there was rumour of buharis death crook its high time real Yorubas stood up to jail this nitwit
If you say that the Jagaban is useless, what do we say about the man that gave birth to a nonentity like you? I believe only fools give birth to nitwits. Just my thought, no ill feeling but my enemies may feel ill.
Politics › Re: Senate Invites Prof. Itse Sagay Over His Comment On Delayed Screening Of RECs by simpleseyi: 2:32pm On Mar 29, 2017
cktheluckyman:
Prof Sagay is surely going down grin
If you say that he goes down on his wife, I will say that you may be right. But, if you say that he is going down the pit, then you are far from right.
Politics › Re: "Organise Your Name First" - EFCC Replies A Follower by simpleseyi: 7:12pm On Mar 28, 2017
daretodiffer:
I know that you, those who liked and shared your post are speaking on behalf of your mothers. Kudos to that:-(. Thanks for letting us knowsmiley

Obviously you are not very smart...*whispers* ‘intelligence comes from the maternal side'.....If not you won't be concluding based on one individual. Not your fault, I blame you-know-whosmiley
Only children born of prostitutes and without know fathers abuse other people's mother or father. I hope you are not one.

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