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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Wrong With Paying Your Tithe In Church? by simpleseyi: 6:33pm On Aug 21, 2013
Corona99: A lot of people, (Christians) 2b specific..argue about the act of paying their tithe at the end of the month..God is the source of that income... He only asks of the 1/10th not 50, not 80... Xo why should you grumble? Is that how you show your own appreciation! To whom much is given..much is xpected..
Have you started your own church? Are you about to start your own church? Does your father own a church?
Politics › Re: Controversial Flyover Barrier Demolished In Ibadan by simpleseyi:
[quote author=Jaidey-one]phool the whole flyover is 3billion not the barrier.

Btw the flyover was designed to accomodate light vehicles. There's nothing substandard about it. The pillars are more than strong enough to handle the weight of cars and suvs. There are at least two lanes on each side for vehicles that cant use the flyover. All these pdp apologists should be ashamed of themselves. The transformation being recorded within 2yrs of ajimobi wasn't achieved in 8yrs of pdp leadership. Shame on pdp, shame on accord party.[/quote]You are right my brother from another mother. There is a similar bridge at Jibowu, Lagos. At the juction where Herbert-Macaulay road, Muritala Mohammed road and Ikorodu road meet themselves. Light vehicles use the bridge to cross from Ikorodu road to Muritala Mohammed road without having to wait for vehicles coming from Herbert-Macaulay road. While there are also two lanes by the side for use by heavy duty vehicles. I grow up knowing/seeing (I no be linguist) the bridge. There is also a barrier by the bridge to prevent heavy duty vehicles; several times the barrier has been hit and push down by heavy duty vehicles and has been replaced by Lagos government. So, the barrier is not a new thing. Political nonentities should stop unnecessary noise.

PDP has been a disaster is the SW sates they governed that is why we are celebrating the little things APC is doing to improve our infrastructure. Igbinedion has been convicted by court for looting, James Ibori and his family have set Guinness record as the first family of looters in Jail at the same time, I hope he will not have the chance to pregnant his wife and mistress while in jail. Gbenga Daniel and Alao Akala are currently battling EFCC in court; Segun Oni and Oyinlola Olagunsoye have been indited by probe panels in their respective states. The PDP president spends one million naira per meal; is he eating human beings? Even these maids from Coutonou cost less than 50,000 naira; if he eats humans; I can be supplying for less that 50,000 naira per meal instead of the one million naira per meal. Why then should we vote PDP again?

Though I dislike Tinubu because I think he is a thief, but the Code of Conduct Bureau has discharged and acquitted him while EFCC has not brought any corruption case against him. How else can Tinubu prove that he is not a dummy thief like PDP govs/presido?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Bad Leadership In Abia State(aba) by simpleseyi: 9:09am On Aug 21, 2013
But em em em sorry ooo. Please pardon me, I thought these are the people that developed and own Lagos and are also planning to be next lagos governor, how come their home is worse than Lagos refuse centres?
Business › Re: Security Men Begging You For Money When Leaving The Banking Hall. by simpleseyi:
Less than a month ago, a First Bank night security guard with one of the branches was arrested for going to steal money from the ATM at night. The report further stated that the security man is an OPC member who earns 20,000 naira per month. How can a man be paid 20,000 per month to watch over millions or billions of naira when in actual fact the contractor company who hires the security guard on behalf of the bank takes at least three times of this amount. Why employ them through third party? I know that these contractor companies collect at least three times what they give the security guards because I have worked in 3 different banks over the last 11 years or so. I personally give them money every weekend. This is why many of these security guards are beggers in uniform. This is man inhumanity to man. CBN SHOULD LOOK INTO THIS BEFORE SECURITY GUARDS START CARRYING ATMs HOME AT NIGHT.
Crime › Re: How We Stole N700m At Ikeja Airport – K Money by simpleseyi: 8:46pm On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=MurphyInc ]Na wa o how can you get 90M naira and still be caught...hope he comes out soon and be a changed man.[/quote]NONSENSE!!! Come out and be a changed man or be shot by policemen while in detention and the police will claim that he was trying to break jail. How can you wish that a serial armed robber come out soon? Are you supporting his deeds?
Politics › Re: This Goat Could Have Been A Reincarnated Nigerian Leader by simpleseyi: 8:27pm On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]what the hell? so commoners can just feed zoo animals in 9Ja.

btw i feel sorry for the goat. it doesn't deserve it. its a domestic animal and they are not used to such encounters.

the least they could do is to slaughter it first. undecided[/quote]Abacha doesn't need to be slaughtered before being fed to lions.
Politics › Re: Inside Kogi Trade Fair Complex » Photos by simpleseyi: 9:44am On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=acidosis™]With pains in my heart, I present to you brothers & sisters, the pictures of Kogi State Trade Fair centre, Lokoja. sad sad

After about 15years leadership of this state by a single tribe (out of 3 major tribes), this is one of the better projects they've delivered so far..

The list of our governors:

Alhaji Abubakar Audu - Igala, 4years (PDP)
Alhaji Ibrahim Idris - Igala, 8years, (PDP)
Capt. Idris Wada - Igala, 3+ years (PDP)



I wish I have the strength sad to start repeating the disgusting acts and attitudes of these crooks...

Mr President, please you have to listen to our people, the good people of Okun land.
We do not relate with these men General Babangida forcefully merge us with in 1991.
Move this part of the map (Okun land) back to Kwara or give us a new state!

If this state remains under their leadership, the Kogi of 50years to come would be worse than the Kogi of yesterday #fact.

They despise development more than the devil himself..

Pls Mr President, We are tired, as in We don tire...!
kai... sad sad[/quote]My brother, only when you people vote along Yorubas votes shall you be liberated. Remember that Kwara state is backward too; it is because you and Kwarans have been voting along Hausa/Fulani votes and you know that the Hausa/Fulani treat you as second class citizens. Join the Yoruba party and you will be liberated. Your joining of the mainstream Abuja politics has not yielded any fruit.
Politics › Re: Patience - Amaechi And His Wife Refused To Pay Me Condolence Visit by simpleseyi: 9:32am On Aug 20, 2013
Very soon, some people will say Wole Soyinka, Lai Mohammed and APC are after GEJ and PEJ. Is it APC that issued this disgracing statements from "Office of the first lady"?
Romance › Re: Guys What Could Be Your Reason For Refusing Your Girlfriend's Visit? by simpleseyi: 8:59am On Aug 20, 2013
nne3870: So guys I want to know if there are reasons why you should refuse your girlfriend's visit or coming to know where you live for the first time.

The guy claims to love her but doesn't want her to know where he lives. She has asked if he is married but he denys. He is quite young and doesn't look married but each time she wants to visit he keeps bringing up excuses.

So what could prompt such an attitude.

Pls no insult guys, if you have nothing reasonable to say just move on.
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NO WAY! I can't tell you guys' secrets and strategies. You guys that are letting our secrets out, better be careful. You are all women wrapper.
Romance › Re: I Am Confused!!! by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Aug 20, 2013
My sister, I was a very sharp bad guy; but that does not make everybody one. The guy might be too occupied. He is probably just settling down to work. Lagos is so so stressful, it's just that some of us born in Lagos can't live else where. Please be patient with him, give him that element of doubt. Finally, don't rush into another relationship, it is not a must that you must be in a relationship at your age. Give yourself some time-out.
Romance › Re: Pls Save My Marriage by simpleseyi: 8:51am On Aug 20, 2013
Oblajude: My fiancee accused me dt i saved her number wit voicemailb while i saved her number wit MY LOVE on my phone. The amazing thing is dt if u dial d on my phone u 'll see voicemailb as she said and if i scrol through my contact u 'll not see d voicemailb. So ,d voicemailb is not either on my sim or phone memory. I'm using Nokia c1 . Pls i need ur advice. I travel home to see her when she noticed this and the two families are involved in this matter . My fiancee claim dt i ve been fooling her all these yrs. My question, is there any way a phone can be consifigured to do such thing & how b/c i never saved her number wit voicemailb ? My email is oblajude@gmail.com if u prefer to reply via mail. hope to hear from soonest b/c the issue is still at hand . Thanks.
If you can't convince your fiancee, then who can you convince? Please build trust in your relationship before marriage. It is very important. If she refuses to believe you, then she has another plan which is mischievous.
Romance › Re: US Olympian Who Is Not Ashamed Of Saving And Preserving Her Virginity by simpleseyi: 8:48am On Aug 20, 2013
onila: teamvirgin#

cool
If you are truly, then congrats. Do not let the spoilt jealous brats intimidate you. They are regretting losing their virginity to road-side mechanics and sugar daddies. Please wait till wedding night. Your husband will love and trust you forever. However, do not die as a virgin because terrorists are waiting for virgins in life after death; remember 72 virgins for each terrorist.
Romance › Re: Is He Too Old For Me? by simpleseyi: 8:43am On Aug 20, 2013
At the age of 27 you can sleep with a 39 years old but you cannot marry a 39 years old. My sister if you turn down his proposal, he will be happy to get a younger girl grin.
Romance › Re: To All Ladiez! Say No To Sugar Daddies! by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Aug 20, 2013
Please don't spoil market for sugar daddies.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do We Show Off Our Laps In Pictures? by simpleseyi: 8:22am On Aug 20, 2013
CreativeWeb: Why do we actually show off our laps while taking pictures sometime. The below picture is the picture of my friend. Today is her birthday and so she snapped the pix and posted it on her facebook profile. I asked her while she showed off her laps like this, she simply replied that it's not my concern. I told her that I will like to know why and to get answers that I will use her pix to ask a question on NL, she said I should go ahead.

So ladies, why do we show off our laps in some pictures?
Na-kedness is the reigning thing now from musical videos to models and celebrities; the worst part of this is that all these people claim to be christians or muslims and will call Christ name up to twice in each statement they make. Some will even say that God looks at your mind and not your dressing. One of my uncles always pray jokingly that God should please spare his life and let him be agile and healthy when women finally let themselves free and start walking on the streets 100% na-ked. It is called women liberation and freedom; but the men that women wants to liberate themselves from wear clothes.
Romance › Re: Good Woman Read This by simpleseyi: 7:56am On Aug 20, 2013
Complex fools are worse than compound fools. Please go to the nearest brothel and pick your choice.
Romance › Re: Is This Hair Romantic?(pictures)!!! by simpleseyi: 7:49am On Aug 20, 2013
The hair is Romanus and not romantic. Venezuela and Switzerland gangs are looking for hair to cut and sell to Africa. NONSENSE!!
Romance › Re: What Do You Think This Little Boy Is Tying To Do In This Pix? by simpleseyi: 7:41am On Aug 20, 2013
Very good bad guys. Correct sharp guys.
Politics › Re: Who Is Nigeria's Most Insulted Govt Official 2013? by simpleseyi: 7:20pm On Aug 19, 2013
Sheppopotamus, because she always begged for insults. For example:
1. Making statements that primary school students know are incorrect e.g. "My husband is the best couple in the world", "though Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on" ( i dont know how Bianca will react to this second statement). In short, making more than 100 wrong statements unbecoming of a first lady.
2. Going to Port-Harcourt to fight Rotimi Amaechi when the people voted for Rotimi and not the Sheppopotamus.
3. Closing down the streets of any state the goes.
4. Organising rallies (peace rally and so on) and parties (resurrection party in Abuja after returning from German hospital) with tax-payers' money.

Oh sorry! she is not even a government official, just a domestic appendage causing so much trouble. SO, the most insulted government official is the government it/himself the clueless Jonathan Ebele Goodluck Azikiwe(JEGA). This man pays militants more than police, army or teachers.
Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by simpleseyi: 6:19pm On Aug 19, 2013
Please don't stop this class. I know I came late to class, please pardon me, it is because I bought and consumed fake Alomo bitters yesternight, so my head has been aching badly. I am fine now sha, somebody prescribed one quarter chealsea with opa-eyin, afa-ito and aleko and the mixture really works. Thanks a lot Lecturer.
Travel › Re: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by simpleseyi: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2013
what assistance can you offer?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Customer Service Administrator by simpleseyi: 4:37pm On Aug 19, 2013
I just sent my application and I have started praying and fasting.
Career › Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates(NAUG) by simpleseyi: 10:07am On Aug 19, 2013
Please has someone designed a database to collect the details of members? There are many software developers in the forum who can help develop a small software to collect members info.

I am in for good. Seyi - Lagos (South-West) - jahsharonjah@yahoo.com
Politics › Re: Where Is Tinubu? by simpleseyi: 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2013
[quote author=james_ibor]Any observer would have noticed that Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu the national leader of the newly registered APC has been missing for a couple of weeks now. Meanwhile, the News media has been silent on his whereabouts. Had it been Patience Jonathan, Saharareporters and Nairaland would have been awash of how she was flown out in coma to a German hospital.

The truth from what I can gather is that the man is ill and seriously I'll for that matter. I asked a friend of mine who is a die hard disciple of Asiwaju and also close to him about the state of his health, his countenance changed and he shook his head and said 'Only God can save him now' and went ahead to say that the PDP people want to kill the man.

All I can gather is that all is not well with Asiwaju health wise. I wish him a speedy recovery and more power to keep the opposition alive so as to keep the government of the day on its toes.[/quote]Tinubu is still alive and not dead like the Sheppopotamus that died and woke up after about a week surpassing Jesus miracle in the Bible.
Christianity Etc › Re: Wearing Jewelries Takes One To Hell? by simpleseyi: 5:45pm On Aug 18, 2013
enatasha: So it's only women that wear earrings that she saw in hell hmmm? My questions: 1. Did she see homosexuals in hell? 2. Did she see men that wear jewelry in hell? 3. Is it only a particular church members that she saw in heaven while others are languishing in hell? 4. Did she walk on the streets of GOLD or on dusty roads in heaven?
The bible says "The Silver is mine & the Gold is mine says the Lord" (Haggai 2:8 ).
She saw nothing in hell. How can people be in hell? NONSENSE!! Nobody is in heaven or hell, every dead man is in his grave and we be awoken on the Judgement Day when everyone will be judged. NOBODY is in heaven except God, Jesus, Angels, Elijah that ascended to heaven and probably few others. And mind you the devil is not even in hell yet, God said He will throw the devil into Hell on Judgement Day. Stop reading the Bible from the back, it is not Quran that you read from back to front.
Christianity Etc › Re: Wearing Jewelries Takes One To Hell? by simpleseyi: 5:42pm On Aug 18, 2013
Dreal1247: Pray for God to open your eyes and also to help you effect the change if necessary. I learnt from one of the confessions that when Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola stopped earrings, that was the year that many people made heaven. If God does not want it, why not let go of it. After all, whatsoever one cannot forgo for God's sake is considered idol or another god. The Lord God will surely see us through.
How can many people make and be in heaven when Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola stopped earrings? NONSENSE!! Nobody is in heaven, every dead man is in his grave and we be awoken on the Judgement Day when everyone will be judge. NOBODY is in heaven except God, Jesus, Angels, ELijah that ascended to heaven and probably few others. Stop reading the Bible from the back, it is not Quran that you read from back to front.
Politics › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blasts New APC Party "They Are Bunch Of Looters" by simpleseyi: 9:41am On Aug 17, 2013
Brimmie: Pastor Tunde Bakare with diarrhoea of mouth claimed all those in APC newly Formed party are bunch of looters?? In that sense the Muhammed Buhari he ran 2 years ago as his running mate under the defunct CPC and tried to form an Alliance with the ACN is also a looter. If I get my permutations correct pastor Bakare is a looter too, as hobnobbed with them from city to city, pulpit to pulpit and from political rallies to political debates, and he just knew when he was ostracised like a virus, when even his polling unit in his house, he can't win? Nuisance value always are very loud....criticise without having any input, talk is cheap. Put your money where your mouth is, not become an armchair critic.

-SegunAdekunleAli

My 2Cent!
VERY WRONG! Tunde Bakare can not be called a looter because he has never held any position that can make him loot and he has never looted. If you have evidence or instances to prove otherwise, please present same. Also, Tunde Bakare is not a politician, Buhari "begged" Tunde Bakare to be his (Buhari) running mate because of some nonentities that were calling Buhari a religious fanatics. Buhari wanted to prove to these nonentities that with a radical cleric like Tunde Bakare as his (Buhari) vice-president, then christians can be assured that their interest is protected. But, has the so-called christian president GEJ been able to protect the christian masses? NO. instead, christians are slaughtered daily in the North by PDP Boko-Haram sponsors.
Politics › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blasts New APC Party "They Are Bunch Of Looters" by simpleseyi: 8:55am On Aug 17, 2013
I am a card carrying member of the PDP, one of these days, I will scan and post my party id card. I am also from the South-West. The PDP governors that "ruled" South-West did nothing to develop the region, governors like Alao-Akala (dismissed police officer), Gbenga Daniel (an un-repentant looter) and Oyinlola ( a looting prince). So, there is no way I could campaign for PDP. Tinubu brought Fashola to cover up his looting. Fashola is though performing relatively but he is running an elitist government. If Fashola has his ways, he would banish and deport all poor masses from Lagos, forgetting that it is only the poor that votes, the elites do not come out and stand in the sun to vote. I wished PDP has a governship candidate for Lagos during Last election, but PDP presented another relatively unknown looter in the name Ade-Dosunmu. I have known the man for years from his days at Lagos Building Investment Corporation, before Obasanjo moved him to Nigeria Port Authority (after Tinubu sacked him because his cousin Wahab Dosunmu-RIP crossed-over to PDP) and then to his looting days at Nigerian Maritime Safety Agency (NIMASA). Ade-Dosunmu is also an un-repentant looter, so I could not campaign nor vote him and thank God he did not smell the government house, by now he would have sold Lagos secretariat at Alausa to the Ghanians or Togolese.

APC has come to stay in SW because PDP has failed. However, this Pastor Bakare keeps on making me love him more and more. With his latest stand, it shows that the man is not against PDP but against bad government. If he is just against PDP, he would have blindly supported APC despite the fact that there is little diffrence between these looters. Remember also that Bakare, Soyinka, Odumakin & Co lead protest to the National Assembly to help save and move GEJ and Sheppopotamus from Turai's kitchen to acting president.

In my own opinion, I would have love ACN (without any alliance with other parties) to concentrate on the South-West and leave national politics. Awolowo did not control the center before laying the foundation for the development of the South-West. Ahmadu Bello & Tafawa Balewa that controlled the center only turned their generations to Almajaris, so what is the big deal in controlling the center? Even GEJ and Sheppopotamus that are currently at the centre with majority South-East and South-South appointments, have these regions developed?
Politics › Re: Abuja Rally Tragedy: 1 Dies, 5 Injured In Lagos PDP Women Car Crash by simpleseyi: 8:29am On Aug 17, 2013
GEJ & PEJ always sacrificing people to remain at the top.

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