₦airaland Forum

ayusco85: A̶̲̥̅♏ sick and tired of this ignorant nigerians from the south, East, and south south always accusing the north of spending over 35yrs in power. The military regime is not counted as an official tenure of democratic rule. What happened durin the military era got wiped and reset when nigeria embraced democracy. So pls start counting from 1999. *dumb nitwits*

The South has been crying that the North has been in power for donkey years, but the first coup-de-tat in Nigeria was by the Southern soldiers so, the South is the first offender and cause of military intervention in politics. So, those saying that the North has been in power for donkey years should blame their brothers that planned and executed the first coup in the country. If however, the south still wants power at all cost, then the option of coup-de-tat is still opened but they should remember what happened to the first coup plotters and the subsequent first military head of state.

alj harem: fowler ko, flour ni

PDP Lagos 2015, no matter the threat APC gives PDP go enter

Please wake up, it is morning, stop dreaming. Which of the PDP are you talking about, Tukur's PDP or Baraje's PDP? PDP can never ever win any South-West state. Even for LG election, if PDP wins any local government, we shall rig them out like we did in Ogun and also did to Obanikoro's son in Ikoyi/Obalende LCDA. PDP can continue to drag South-East and South-South backward.

We, Muslims are not that gentle. Muslims never fold their arms while being killed, harassed or intimidated. Boko Haram members have a specially hot section designed for them in hell but mind you, real muslims are not same with real christians. Real christians pray for their enemies to repent (except mountain of fire that call holy ghost fire), but real muslims stand up and fight their enemies to submission.

I hate tax officers. They will tax you for touching your wife, even for looking at the back of a big yansh woman. Lagos is already over-taxed, No more tax please. Even the woman hawking oranges pays for a ticket issued by the local government tax officers, HA WETIN? Too much tax jooorr. Lastly, Tunde Fowler is a sugar daddy, I wont give you the details because he will definitely know that only me can give such specific details. Mothers, keep your 20-30 years old daughters (married or unmarried) away from him.

I have to confess that PDP is right this time around, James Ibori, DSP Alams, Igbinedion, Bode George are the best governors because they broke Guinness Book records. James Ibori is the first governor in the world to have himself, his wife, his sister (or wife's sister, I can't remember again), his mistress and his lawyer all in English jail at the same time for embezzlement and money laundry. DSP Alams is also the first governor in Guinness Book to break jail in England where he was detained for money laundry, disguise as a woman and escape back to Nigeria. Bode George is an ex-military governor and now PDP bigwig, he just finished serving 6-months in jail for abuse of office, attempted stealing and contract irregularities. Former governor of Edo state, Igbinedion has been convicted by a court and forfeited several properties he got using looted treasury. Last Bayelsa governor built 48 houses in the 48 months(4 years) that he was governor of Bayelsa, another Guinness Book record breaker, EFCC is still tracing more properties. My people make I stop here, PDP governors are breaking Guinness Book records and doing us proud.

You have forgotten the civil war so soon where/when Hausa/Fulani reduced your population to just one tenth of theirs. You militants in the South-South and have bought some AK-47 that is making you think you have have weapons, don't worry the Hausa/Fulani soldiers are preparing to deal with you as they did in 1967-1970 civil war when Odumegwu Ojukwu used South-South as guineas pigs to test the Hausa/Fulani weapons. We the South West are watching and we shall not not intervene this time around because the other time that Awolowo begged the Hausa/Fulani not to wipe you all away from Nigerian map but to stop giving your ill-equipped soldiers food so that you will stop fighting, you all started cursing Awolowo despite the fact that the main man concerned Odumegwu Ojukwu never said Awo betrayed or back-stabbed him in the book that Ojukwu himself wrote. Some nonentities who never threw a stone not to talk of carrying a knife or local gun during the civil war have however been writing rubbishes about the great Awo.

We, the South-West will help you video and document your destruction and annihilation by the Hausa/Fulani soldiers so that you would not later be telling fake stories that you have been telling your children about the last humiliation of 1967-1970.

lorretta u: Am happy you noticed.
Even me AM trying to correct them. But no they won't listen.
Am disappointed in nigerians.seriously!disgracing their english teacher.
Am glad am not among them.

Lorretta or what do you call yourself? What is the meaning of "Am glad am " not among them? My friend correct yourself before I use whip to correct your yansh, or are you Dame Sheppopotamus imPatience Jonathan's class mate?

edoyad: Yes, that's why we have to go further by killing all practising Muslim and Christians

You have a very good idea, kindly join Lagos governor Fashola, he is planing to kill all poor people in Lagos; so, with this your sweet idea of killing all practicing Muslim and Christians, I think the two of you can achieve your goals together. But, wait ooo, that means that you will be killing Fashola too because he is a practicing Muslim and Fashola too will kill you idiot because you are a poor and wretched nonentity.

Nothing is ever working in Nigeria, all the sectors of the economy have failed; if not, why would this lady not be at the psychiatric hospital? She has already striped herself nakked and posted on the internet, are we waiting for her to start running nakked on the street before we take her to the psychiatric hospital?

[quote author=bbpreye.]and how will joining APC affect the price of garri in the market?[/quote]Their joining APC will affect the price of garri in the market because they will be able to send the drunken fisherman and his sheppopotamus wife back to the creeks in Otueke. Another well-meaning president will come on board who will reduce the cost of living including the price of garri. Recall that the price of garri has increased by more than 500% since the drunken fisherman and the the other ghost husband of Turai got to Aso Rock.

Global Youth Forum for looters or what do you call yourself, since you have had an emergency meeting, I hope you will not land in the emergency unit of the hospital, recall that all those that have been looting the treasury have been moving from emergency unit of the hospital to six-feet under the soil. Please note that the South-West is not part of you. If you have created this devilish forum to collect blood money from Dr & Mrs Jonathan and the Pigs Digging Pigs (PDP) you can go ahead and collect your part of the national poison. We, in the South-West are not part and shall never be part of you, remember the South-West does not occupy any of the so-called top political and criminal positions in your blood-letting government and despite that, the South-West has been developing more than other regions combined.

We, the South-West can never be part of you blood-suckers and looters. And for those of you of SS and SE origin that said that there will be war if Jony & Sheppopotamus do not return as president in 2015, let me tell you that the North is waiting for you, you have militants, the North too have Boko-Haram and the military; we in the South-West will watch you and the North destroy yourselves and settle the unfinished 1967 to 1970 civil war once and for all and we shall help you document your destruction and humiliation in detail so that you will not tell fake stories as you are telling about the last senseless civil war you initiated and lost woefully.

Just come to Lagos street and shout that you are gay and see how many minutes it will take my people to send you to the great beyond . Only Catholic priests are ordained gays

Arrogant and Elitist - Fashola (Lagos)- He feels like packing all poor masses to the firing square
Trying to perform - Amosu (Ogun)
Ceremonial governor - Ahmed Fatah (Kwara) Senator Bukola Saraki is the executive governor that is governing from Abuja

Stand is an under-statement, Saraki is sitting, eating, sleeping and strategizing with the Atiku-Oyinlola's faction and that is where his puppet the ceremonial governor Fatah Ahmed (note that Bukola Saraki is the executive governor of kwara state) is standing.

Thank God that Dr & Mrs Jonathan were not among those swallowed by the land, if not 'enemies' for dey cellebrate. But wait oh, I pray the land does not get angry and swallow our thiefing 'first family', na pray I dey pray for them ooooo

chi2012: Ooh my God!!! this is one of my fears. Worst thing is he is addictied to this cos he prefers to be alone most times than hanging out with friends. I m not so sure I can put up with this!!!

He is not begging you to marry him, so, continue with your search, you may be lucky to find a rich Alhaji and become wife number six. NONSENSE, if the guy cheats, you scream, now he is self-servicing, you are still whining. Go to the net, there is no side effect and no effect on the side of self-servicing, just you ladies psychologically implied effects.

ckkris: The renegade 6, or, r6, are all outgoing 2nd termers, and therefore, have no power of bargain. Their walkout had no effect on the mini convention, because their followers were too few. President Jonathan is more acceptable to Nigerians than Obasanjo, who is generally perceived as a wicked, heartless man. And Atiku is even worse. Let the r6 go and join hell-Rufai & other renegades in the APC.

Never fight someone who has nothing at stake. These 2-time governors have upper hand because they can fight dirty and naked publicly. Since they are not strategizing on winning next election, it will be easy for them to destroy all Pigs Digging Pigs (PDP) votes and bury the party since the party will be dead before the next election. Are you calling me a Renegade too since I am not in support of the Pigs Digging Pigs (PDP) and the husband of your "Jesus-on-Earth"?

Nigeria is taxing the masses to buy more presidential jets. The president, his illiterate sheppopotamus wife and their obese children whose paternity and maternity are still in doubt need at least 31 jets for each of the 31 days of the month. However, South-West governors are using the resources to build bridges, roads, schools, hospitals, e.t.c.

Jonathan's Code of Conduct Tribuna charged Tinubu for having 18,000 Pounds in his foreign accounts while he was the governor and after all the rigmarole, the Jagaban was discharged and acquitted. EFCC has not been able to charge Tinubu for anything. What more proves do you need that this guy is a clever crook and not a dummy looter like Jonathan, James Ibori, DSP Alams, Bode George, OBJ and other Pigs Digging Pigs (PDP). Tinubu was Mobil Oil Producing Int'l Treasurer for many years. What were Jonathan, Bode George, James Ibori, DSP Alams, OBJ and other Pigs Digging Pigs (PDP) professions before joining politics and looting our treasury. Even Sheppopotamus Dame Dr (Mrs) Jonathan who was a useless classroom teacher teaching pupils bad Eng-rish now owns a 5-star hotel in Rivers state. Last PDP governor of Bayelsa who was recorded boasting that he will wipe out the "first family" from the surface of earth acquired 48 properties during his 48 months (4-years) rule as Bayelsa governor, one property per month.

There has never been ANPP nor CPC in Anambra, so they can go hug Patience Jonathan or Turai Yar'Adua. They don't exit. Ngige has proven that he is on ground. Ngige defeated APGA (Akunyili & Peter Adaobi) and PDP (pigs digging pigs) when ANPP and CPC were no where to be found. Tell ANPP & CPC to go and win Councillorship election first before looking at the rugged Ngige in the eyes.

Yes, married people should continue keeping in touch with their Ex, so that when their spouse is away or busy, the Ex can still warm the bed. This is called legalizing adultery. NONSENSE!!

dmalam: Though the governor was not at the meeting, his wife, Hauwa, as well as stakeholders from the two factions, were present.

Please in what capacity did the wife of the dying governor attend the meeting? As a commissioner, assembly member, senator, house of reps member or as a "domestic appendage"? The woman wants the husband/governor to die so that she will inherit him, if not she will not take after Turai Yar'Adua and be forcing the governor to do what he is not capable of doing. I hope the woman is not even forcing the governor to go 3 or 4 rounds of s-e-x before daybreak.

ckkris: Atiku for be ordinary Harlot if to say him be woman.

Is the comparism of Atiku Abubakar and Bianca Ojukwu reasonable?

Pls what is the position of maiduguri, yola , Kano, afghanistan, baghdad, syria, alepo and even aba, owerri, enugu, Onitsha. These are beyond ranking.

My Lagos is your Lagos.

gleaf: [/b]

[b] i am not a pdp fan , though i admire some of its members, the earlier you realise that pdp is the only political party existing in Nigeria the better for your reasoning, every other group emanated out of grievance and anger, i dont want to start educating you what makes them the only party in Nigeria now, but want to caution you , especially the way you and some young lads here abuse these men! yes they might be wrong with their acts but that does not justify your abusive words on them.
Definitely you have not achieved one third of what these men have achieved in their entire life and yet you abuse them unecessarily! is that the way you were brought up! i doubt, but you are just been stupid .

For most of you here calling Peter Obi names , get it into your heads that he is the most rugged politician in Anambra and the strongest (history justifies that), here you call him all sorts of name and praise the so called strong men and yet he kept on removing them from office and taking over. This is a man who became a billionaire before he ventured into politics and you are here all day abusing him when you will still carry your Cv to one of his companies looking for job ... haba!!! Let us all be constructive in our criticism and stop this unnecessary abuse.

This post of yours is a result of your poverty mentality and short sightedness. Read international news and analyse world leaders, then you may be able to differentiate btw rulers that rule Nigeria and leaders that we never have. I will never take my CV to your billionaire Peter Adaobi because I currently don't know the salutation of a letter to her, whether Dear Ma or Dear Madam becos Peter Adaobi is definitely not a man neither is shoeless and clueless GEJ. As for the billions that he has made which is now your prayer point, pls note that MKO Abiola, Aliko Dangote, Orji Uzor Kalu, Mike Adenuga and others made more and that did not turn them to a woman like Adaobi and GEJ.

kzokul: Then why the celebration from yoruba men that they date igbo women? Are they gold? Even femi kayode was dating igbo women while still married to hisyoruba wife. He even stated in the article that he almost took that adaobi girl for a 2nd wife before the girl ditched him when his fortune started dwindling.

Its always a big news for yoruba men to date igbo women, but igbo men date yoruba women and don't even see it as anything cos the yoruba women like ileke idi are trash.

Our women are gold and they are very costly trophie, no wonder there is always a celebration when the trophy is gotten after spending billions on them.s

Have you been watching Miss Nigeria, Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria e.t.c? 95% of the girls in pant and bra dancing on stage in the presence of some old runs guys are Ibo girls. Even representatives of most Northern states and some Yoruba states are Ibo girls. Anything for money, including modified prostitution modelling.

I have been saying this and I will keep saying it, by 2015 presidential elections, there will be less than 10 people left in PDP, these will include presido GEJ, Dame (Dr) Mrs. Sheppopotamus PEJ (Jesus on Earth) , Bamanga Tukur (about 80 years old youth), Tony Anenih (80+ years old adolescent), Junior Education Minister and Senior Protagonist of Rivers State Mr. Wike (fighting about when Universities have remain shut), Jery Gana (any govt in power (AGIP)), Obasanjo (never say die), Petroleum Minister and GEJ bedmate Miss Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke, Bayelsa governor Dickkson (the son of dickk) and Peter Obi (she he is in PDP just pretending APGA).

Continue with the house-cleaning, but you know what? There will be no one to stay in the "clean house"

John Frankling: jang should try and stop the jos crisis

He is busy fighting for NGF chairman, by the time he finishes fighting, there will be nobody left in Jos.

Awake9ja: why is it that Yoruba men does everything possible to date women from old eastern bloc?

they reject their own women and even the easterners don't like dating Yoruba girls too.

I am sorry I have to say this again, Eastern women are vicious in bed, that is why we Yoruba sharp guys are always after getting in-between their tights but we shall always have a rethink when they mention "ma" before they add the "rriage", we don pick race to the next victim. Tell Eastern girls to keep their tights closed, is it that difficult?

SO, you have been going from one beer joint to another on Lagos and Onitsha streets, I beg you remember mama and papa for village ooo.