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700 migrants are feared dead after their packed 20-meter fishing boat capsized off Libya today April 19th. Reports say the migrants, whose boat was 70 miles (126 km) off the Libyan coast and 110 miles (177 km) south of the Italian island of Lampedusa, issued a distress call to Italy's coastguard who immediately instructed a nearby merchant ship to go to its aid and it was when the merchant ship arrived at the scene that the fishing boat capsized, most likely as the migrants tried to get its attention, stampeding to one side of the boat.

UNHCR spokeswoman Carlotta Sami said today's shipwreck appears to be the worst in the Mediterranean

"It seems we are looking at the worst massacre ever seen in the Mediterranean,".
Meanwhile 28 people survived the incident while 24 bodies have been recovered from the water. 17 Coastal boats are currently combing the Mediterranean to see if there are still possible survivors.

Police are investigating the shooting death of 25 year old Marteese Williams, (right) who was shot dead by 34 year old Jessica Lewis, (handcuffed), a woman he met on Craigslist who accused him of damaging her cervix during sex.

Florida police say the two connected on Craiglist and agreed to meet for casual sex but something went horribly wrong. According to reports, Jessica told police that after the sex, she felt extreme pain in her cervical area and went to the hospital where she was told that her cervix had been damaged.

Police say that Jessica contacted Marteese to tell him that his large penis had damaged her cervix and may have prevented her from having children. She then asked him to pay her hospital bill. When Marteese refused, Jessica drove to his home with a gun...

Investigators say when she got to his home, she shot him three times, killing him instantly.

One of Marteese's neighbour told authorities during an interview.
 "I was washing dishes when I heard the gunshots, I couldn't believe it was happening in our neighborhood and when I heard who I was equally shocked."
Jessica is currently being charged with first degree murder and being held without bail.

I Miss those days wen we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we
match to our classrooms,U Remember na??• D days of Nasco
Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon we
called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit. X_X• D
days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in
Calabar....• Chei, i remember those days wen one naira na
money,wen groundnut was 5kobo & choco milo sweet was 5
kobo• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police andthief• D
days of mama & papa play• days wen we use to build houses wit
sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change Uя style, ten
ten,skipping, stop! U remember nau!• those days wen we used to
fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as
tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering• those days wen rubber
band was stock exchange• Days wen votron, jimbo, power
rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons• D days of limca
soft drinks& choco milo advert on black & white tv & sunday
rendevous by1:30pm• when we say 'leke leke give me white
finger'• Those days wen eleganza pen was d best• D days wen we
used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not
coming out• The days wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30
minits then national anthem be4 they resume program @ 4pm•
The days wen basket sandals,simbi & Bata sandals were d best•
Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come. No
more old fun.I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r
not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which
means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol

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check out d babe

The singer went braless in a see-through white vest top as she visited one of her favourite restaurants in Santa Monica, Giorgio Baldi, last night.

ohuhu people have taken ngwaa people for granted too much... it is time we rule the state..

please if you are not from abia...dont talk shit here pls

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong
phone number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from
withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a
message to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and
Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal
Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for your
shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your
heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2
weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die
too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to
fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver your various assignments. Remember to
come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a
minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan
will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But incase you are not ready to join, please send
back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs".
.......
Five minutes later he got an sms saying, pls send another 2
million naira my friend is also interested....
Which tribe is the person that received the money from?

northerners do get love for their dictonary....we igbos voted for him massively because of the love we had for him despite the fact that he did not do much for us... we love him.

our president said that he will say somthing but will say it at the right time...nd watch now. at the presidential election under aged citizens voted.. refering to the constitution you must be up to 18 years before you can vote.. this alone shud be the reason for election cancellation in the northern part of the country.. but jona and PDP members kept quiet pretending that the election was free and fair...anyway shaa i de wait for the handover day...

share your toughts

The house of the Rivers state Commissioner for Women Affairs Mrs Joeba West pictured above has reportedly been set ablaze by thugs in Buguma in Rivers state this morning. Some thugs also set ablaze the INEC office in Kalabari National College, KNC, Buguma in Rivers state

#UporDown: This was the trending question on social media this week, thanks to a photo of a cat coming down some stairs. Or is it going up some stairs?

The pic was uploaded on Imgur a few days, sparking debate online. Some feel the cat is going down. Others feel its going up. But then check out the construction of the stairs..:-). So, which way is the cat  going?

one of the best way to hold your guy strong from cheating on you is to be an expert in the kitchen...

learn how to cook ladies..

since u people voted out my gej...una go soon want him back... obj now remoting... let me ask... if somone buys a tv set and another person holds the remote u get d tv??

BlackTechnology:
Lol

Change indeed


The illiterate masses have been abandoned

Sai Baba



When is Buhari probing Tinubu and OBJ

lol...na change ooo...e dn start

Midehi:
when God says its time.

lols...really?

what is the best age to get married?

i bet you, you won't dare cheat when you get married to this cutie... any objection?

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i just updated my whatsapp and noticed that it now carries free call feauture..... really gonna be fun....

fingers crossed... waiting for how he will creat 2m jobs anually and how he will make 1$ to be 1naira

the kind of man i wanna be

*I know a man who isn't involved in elections with bloodshed! His ambition is not worth anyone's blood or death. *I know a man who is ready to accept defeat provided he sets good electoral Process! *I know a man who has a true spirit of sportsmanship by reaching out to the winner. *I know a true leader! *I know the first Nigerian President to conduct a FREE, FAIR and CREDIBLE Elections regardless of the outcome! *He is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR! *A true democrat and Statesman You are The Best! God bless you sir.

I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF THIS... SHARE UR VIEW...

shortgun:
I too like this man Jonathan.
When he finally leaves, Nigerians will know the great injustice they have done to themselves.

bros... cool down ni... mk we they watch change....soonest we all will see the type of change we've been talking of

OK

IS SO OBVIOUS THAT BUHARI IS WINNING BUT I MUST TELL YOU THAT GOODLUCK IS THE BEST PRESIDENT WE'VE EVER HAD IN NIGERIA

APC CAN RIG SHAA....UNDER AGE VOTING... WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?

tandoe:
e go hard o but I trust d God of Gooduck

GOD OF LAST MINUTE.... I BELIEVE IN HIM BRO..BUT IF IT IS GOD S WISH LET BUHARI WIN

Chuksworld:
What will happen if APC won more states and PDP won by aggregate. Who will be declared winner?

MAJORITY CARIES THE VOTE

anonimi:
Katsina state with 1.3 million for Buhari and almost zero for Jonathan go be massive Baba of fraud not so

ACCORDING TO PUNCH

President Goodluck Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic Party has
won last Saturday’s presidential election in Rivers State with a
total vote of 1,487,075.
Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari(retd.) of the All Progressives
Congress followed suit with 69,238 votes while KOWA party came
a distant third with 2,274 votes.

www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-records-1-48-million-votes-in-rivers/
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