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Crime › Re: Five Killed As Aye & Eiye Cultists Clash Again In Ikorodu by simplifyone(m): 2:30pm On Jan 14, 2016

haywire07:
All dis JVC..

Make den get admission first na

You re cAlling peole jvc really
You cAll yourself lord really

Do u use your brain at all

So because u get admission in university then u must be a cult member

Your own days too are written down if truly u are a lord trust me

You mate are trying to make it in life to be a better person and focusing in der education u are calling dem JVC people call me names when I was in school I was really beaten at the school park for saying no but believe me I keep saying no and all this guys that beat me and call me names where all killed

Say no to cultism

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Culture › Re: Woman Flees Nigeria To Canada To Escape FGM by simplifyone(m): 10:17pm On Jan 13, 2016

Very good for her still some people will come here saying is our culture

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Romance › Re: Operation Like My Photo Part 4 by simplifyone(m): 4:28am On Jan 12, 2016

olowookerekemi:
y dnt u change ur hair style all dia while?

or na 1 yr u go carry am?

You are asking her to change her hairstyle girl I tell you for america here that hair alone cost more than 200 dollards yes I tell u again 200 dollars that's more than 60,000 naira so I no blame her for not changing it

But mamagee seriously grow up this is 2016 stop opening thread for people to like your pics I think you have more than 5 thread asking people to like your pictures to me it seems you have a mental problem or you don't have a job

Romance › Re: Shout-out To Nigerian Girls Who Can Do This by simplifyone(m): 4:07am On Jan 12, 2016

Strahovski:
Op what is your vision? If there were dreams to sell what would you buy? How much is in yor bank account now? How do you plan to double it by tomorrow?

If you can answer these you have the right to post this but if you can't. . Sorry... Thread closed!

Most Nigerian men have no vision or ambition. Many spend their parents money and roam the streets. You see them knowing all the local girls and local street news. And they want a girl like Michelle Obama. . My ass...

Strahovski or what is your name that's very wrong for saying nigerians men have no ambition,go anywhere in the world nigeria men are well respected more than your men that are from indian

Romance › Re: Shout-out To Nigerian Girls Who Can Do This by simplifyone(m): 3:59am On Jan 12, 2016

That picture is photoshop I mean the first picture obama and is wife never live in africa and get it right obama was never poor he was raid by white he is a foster kids adopted and raise by white and is white parent are middle class so tell me how he was poor

Romance › Re: 11 by simplifyone(m): 3:11am On Jan 10, 2016

Poseidon000:
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Nope..I won't go for any. I rather hustle my money and make my own decision.

I hate seeing people dictate how I choose to live my life. [/size]

GBAM CORRECT

Romance › Re: potatoes by simplifyone(m): 9:53pm On Jan 09, 2016

Guy u really really need to shave thos hair for ur armpit

Business › Re: Stopped. by simplifyone(m): 4:53am On Jan 09, 2016

Good evening everyone was just reading people saying paypal paypal but I think I could help any of u guys if u trust me but I no dey do anything that deals with scam I mean paypal transfer that is stolen you can all pm and mail me I have a payapal accout I can send and I can receive I am in dallas texas us and work in gas station I am just trying to help if u trust me

Celebrities › Re: Timaya, Reekado Banks At Oritsefemi’s Birthday Party (photos) by simplifyone(m): 7:55pm On Jan 08, 2016

Oghumu1:
Two things are involved.. Its either the struggle you've done in the past has mixed with ur blood or ur dark skin na follow come. U mentioned a few names now it's my turn, is D'banj fair or not? Is Kcee fair or not? Is Wizkid fair or not? Even Olamide is beginning to freshening up.

Bro so u really want to argue wit me dat once u are rich your skin color change from black to red all the names you mention above dem no get black skin before they blow they girl light skin check dere pictures from day one there skin is light

The guy is bleaching is skin simple and that's not my own business

Politics › Re: Jude Nkama Appointed As Judge In New Jersey by simplifyone(m): 4:11pm On Jan 08, 2016

This one no be news to me

Come new jersey you will think u are in lagos,me I will say that is the head quarter of nigerians in america after Houston in texas

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Celebrities › Re: AY, JayJay Okocha & Daniel Amokachi At The Glo Caf Awards by simplifyone(m): 4:04pm On Jan 08, 2016

jboy73:
Black men .

They all have one thing in common.

They're good in their respective fields, but they have never won any reasonable award.

Bro what u just post is very very wrong see racism in your post and I am very sure u are a black man thats very unfair for u psoting that GOD bless u I wish u goodluck

Romance › Re: Are Some Nigerian Girls This Boring? (pic) by simplifyone(m): 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2016

Ladies are not boring trust me,it depend on the level you put your self and how u package yourself.
But most girls on my bbm or whatsapp do talk to me very well if we dey chart ,if I don't really know u very well I will.never even start a conversation with u

Celebrities › Re: Timaya, Reekado Banks At Oritsefemi’s Birthday Party (photos) by simplifyone(m): 1:59pm On Jan 08, 2016

Oghumu1:
Lol..Bae When there's money ur real skin start coming out. U eat good food, stay in a calm environment.
If u want the cream he's rubbing, come and collect itit

Bro are u really ok at all
Don't you think before you post
So you are telling me he is not bleaching is skin really
So if u are rich and stay in a very good environment your skin willl change to red really
So tell me why 2face no turn red why davido no turn red,why people like puff daddy no turn red

You need to stop the kind of drugs you are taking

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Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by simplifyone(m): 6:13pm On Jan 06, 2016

Vanquay:
Having Nigerian parents doesnt make one Nigerian...And I am actually 20yrs old. Yeah, I agree they could be drama queens but I feel more connected with them. You had better stop stereotyping us. If you work in the Hood, you are going to get robbed....SIMPLE LOGIC.

Brother do u smoke some kind of weed do u read before u post

You said HAVING NIGERIAN PARENTS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A NIGERIAN REALLY I give up I rest my cast and you said you are 20 you are the age of my mom last kid that's why u are still thinking the way you are thinking when u grow up u will see wat I am talking about

Romance › Re: What Do I Do? She Insists We Must Have Sex In Our Relationship by simplifyone(m): 5:38am On Jan 06, 2016

Very funny girl is asking you for sex and u say u be virgin

I went to your profile read all your post and I swear u no be virgin, you are just seeking attention and why do people belive everything they see on front page.you be virgin virgin taaaaa

Romance › Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by simplifyone(m): 5:19am On Jan 06, 2016

That's my own selfie or wetin na dey call am some people go come here say I ugly and get big nose but I see some pictures and I still thank GOD say I get hope

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Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by simplifyone(m): 5:03am On Jan 06, 2016

Vanquay:
[color=#770077]Hes a radiologist and and probably guessing you are a "Nurse", probably a LPN*YAWNS*. He makes over 200 grand but he told me his benefits make his income over 300 grand...Bet you wasnt thinking like that. I said his Income not salary, sometimes, its good to read and understand

African Americans are whom i flow with most, soo many relatable things followed by Hispanics then whites...Nigerians are not even in my top 250 nationalities i would consider dating.

Ludacris said Africa, there will always be exceptions

Brother let me tell u something I looked at your profile and u created another thread talking about nigerians are u not a nigerian niiii why are u hating people that come from where u come from

You are kid I am very very sure you are below 20 years of age and I am also very sure you came to america with a green card,so u are telling me that AKATA (african American) are better than nigeria girls you are the first nigeria that I will hear that from is because you are still young and go out with kids like you

Do you even no the meaning or the reason why we call them AKATA even my black American friends always tell me that african girls are the best they call there girls drama queen always like starting sheet

1:Akata will never give you the respect as a husband...a nigeria girl will always give the respect of a husbad

2:Akata will never listen to you and never listen to your advice..a nigeria girl will always listen to your advice

3:akata dont like working at all they are very lazy...all Nigeria girls I know and have meet always work

4:akata won't have a job be broke and still go and collect a car note dogde 2015 car and expect there husband to be paying it...u will never see a nigeria girl driving a car of 2015 they all drive cheap cars of 1999 to 2005 toyota

5:akata will send you away from the house you are paying the rent and call 911 for you and send u to jail...but a nigeria girl will never do that

See the list are so many is because u are a kid and not in the games yet ,I work a part time job in a gas station and I tell u na akata dey always give me problem,if black Americans are out of America today this country will be a very good and safe place

Since I have been working a part time job in a gas station people that always come and rub me with gun are this same akata you are defending
Once again you are the first nigeria that will say akata better pass nigeria girls

Every nigeria here always bring there wife to america after they become citizen,no nigeria ever continue the relationship with them after they get there papers I am talking from what I am seeing [/color]

Romance › Re: How Do I Date A Nigerian Lady? by simplifyone(m): 3:54am On Jan 06, 2016

Op first u are a very big lier very big one
First here in america the highest a medical earn is 209,000 and your brother is 32he can't earn more than 174000 I work in parkland hospital somewhere here in america and I know what I am talking about

And about nigeria girls you must be a kid I mean still in college and not really working
Since I have been here somewhere in america I tell you the best girl so far I dont date for my life are Nigeria girls the worst I have seen in my life are AKATA (black Americans),if akata show u once I mean just once you will be asking GOD that why did he create this kind of people and kenya girls are very very very worst belive me nigeria girls are the best very beautiful,gives u respect and always be in a wifes place,even LUDACRIS said it in a music called pimping all over the word.
If not for green card and citizen issue no nigerians go dey date dem.even there guys self prefer to date africans pass akata

Romance › Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by simplifyone(m): 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2016

The girl is very crazy she is high on some kind of weeds

Here in dallas texas my room mate date on kenya girl and I tell u kenya girls are the worst girl I have ever seen in my life even akata(black america girls) are better than kenya girls
Infact wetin the kenya girl do my friend from is experience if girl tell me she is from kenya I delete am straight belive me nigeria girls are the best because they will always stay in a wife's position

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Family › Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by simplifyone(m): 5:11pm On Jan 03, 2016

ELANTRACCEY ELAMTRACCEY or what ever u call your self

I was reading all your post from the beginning to page 4 and I was praying very hard that your husband shall do the same thing to you too,and to your kids too if u ever going to have one

Why will a sane person be backing up a wife chatting with series of girls and exching nudes pictures
Am sorry you must either be the op wife or do exactly the same thing her wife does

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Family › Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by simplifyone(m): 4:40pm On Jan 03, 2016

JESUS CHRIST

SOME GIRLS ENNNNNN I JUST TAYA

I READ COMMENT AND SEE THAT ALMOST ALL GIRLS COMMENT ARE BACKING UP THE WIFE

YOU CATCH YOUR WIFE CHATTING WITH A GUY ON HER PHONE SENDING DICK AND LAPS TO EACH OTHER GOING OUT TO SEE HIM WITHOUT HER NOT TELLING YOU

BRO I AM TELLING YOU THIS ,ALL THIS NAIRALAND GIRLS TELLING YOU NOT TO DIVORCE YOUR WIFE ARE ALSO A PROSTITUTE LIKE YOUR WIFE AND CHEAP GIRLS LIKE YOUR WIFE

WHY WILL A SANE MARRIED WOMAN STILL BE CHATTING WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND AND SENDING DICK AND LAPS TO EACH OTHER DO YOU GIRLS THINK AT ALL BEFORE YOU TYPE

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Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by simplifyone(m): 3:25pm On Dec 04, 2015

U are telling lies no body can go for 8 straight rounds without drinking water or even relaxing u must be a kid and kids like you here on nairaland will believe u,even if u take cialis is a drug here in america powerful than viagra u still can't go straight 8 hours

Romance › Re: How I Wish Girls Of This Century Can Do This... by simplifyone(m): 10:50pm On Dec 01, 2015

Every girl I date do buy me stuff I get op you are dating a kid

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Wasiu Pasuma's Birthday Celebration by simplifyone(m): 8:15pm On Nov 27, 2015

trollolololol:
Ugly motherfvcker. I hope he gets cancer and then dies a slow ppainful death

BRO IT IS VERY UNFAIR FOR SAYING HE WILL HAVE CANCER AND DIE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH

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Romance › Re: Photo: Would You Go Out With This babe/guy? by simplifyone(m): 10:11pm On Nov 11, 2015

If u guys look at the picture very well he is using the bag to cover is dick he have lots of pictures and videos on facebook america is a very crazy country full of this kind of people I see guys getting married to female have two kids and later change there identity to being a female most people here are just confused

Romance › Re: Photo: Would You Go Out With This babe/guy? by simplifyone(m): 9:47pm On Nov 11, 2015

This guy or what ever he thinks he or she is,the first time I saw is pictures and videos on one of my friends facebook here in Houston texas I vomit that day and as time goes on this is nothing to me I see them on daily basis infact I work with them

Romance › Re: Girl Catches Her Bf Cheating, Burns His Clothes, Poses With Them & Shares Pics by simplifyone(m): 7:14pm On Nov 08, 2015

Akata crazy people blacks here in america are totally different they act like real animals nothing amaze me or surprise me anymore but seriously I am black a niger boy and I am always uncomfortable when I am the bus or a train with this African america I am very comfortable sitting beside another race that this akata.I live texas and I am talking from what I have seen with my two naked eyes too aggressive and behaves like monkey

Romance › Re: Do I Look Like Ini Edo? by simplifyone(m): 5:46am On Nov 05, 2015

Girl or if u are a guy pretending to be a girl you don't look nothing like ini edo once again find a better phone to take that picture

Romance › Re: Rate My Six Packs (photo) by simplifyone(m): 12:11am On Nov 04, 2015

Op it is very wrong to call girls bitches it is totally wrong and like someone post about your six pack or whatever go to uba and zenith bank and use it to collect money or financial aid

Romance › Re: Meet The Richest Guy On Nairaland by simplifyone(m): 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2015

Kids kids kids I am so sure the clothes you put on are from your parents,you can't even feed yourself you are saying you are rich

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