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PoliticsRe: The Bad State Of The Hospital Alamieyeseigha Died In (Photo) by simplisity(m): 7:15pm On Oct 11, 2015
searching4love:
IF THE USELESS MAN HAD NO FRAUD CASE WITH THE UK GOVERMENT HE WOULD HAVE GONE ABROAD FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT. THE LATE THIEF WAS GOVERNOR OF BAYELSA BUT COULDN'T BUILD A WORLD CLASS HOSPITAL THERE DESPITE THE HUGE ALLOCATIONS. HIS STOOGE CALLED GEJ WAS AN ACCIDENTAL PRESIDENT FAILURE FOR 6YRS ALSO HIS PEOPLE IN OTUOKE CANT BOAST OF POTABLE WATER. I PRAY FOR MORE DEATHS OF THIS CALLOUS LEADERS AND THEIR RELATIONS SO THEY CAN FEEL WHAT ORDINARY NIGERIANS GO THROUGH DUE TO THEIR EXCESSIVE LOOTING AND NEGLECT.


ROT IN HELL FIRE BAYELSA THIEF undecided
Chei my brother, ur judgemt too harsh. If God dey judge like dat, my brother, no one fit live o. I thank Jesus for what He has done for us.
PoliticsRe: The Bad State Of The Hospital Alamieyeseigha Died In (Photo) by simplisity(m): 7:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
GogetterMD:
Bros wake up from slumber na. It's a FEDERAL teaching hospital
So bcs it is federal he cant do anytin, atleast to save his peopls live. When it comes to saving life, jurisdiction shld be put aside.
PoliticsRe: Army Condemns Cowardly Attitude Of Soldiers Who Fled From Bokoharam by simplisity(m): 4:58pm On Oct 11, 2015
In my dialect, nkwucha aburo ujo.
PoliticsRe: See A Photo Of N1 Note That Was Used In 1979 When $1 Was Equal To N0.647 by simplisity(m): 4:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
deewhone:
When the going was good
U were not born then now.
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Panel Claim That Amaechi Stole Billions Is Idiotic – APC by simplisity(m): 3:54pm On Oct 11, 2015
Weder billions, millions or thousands, he shld be probbed. Buhari shld note this, that was one of his major promises to Nigerians, to fight corruption with respect to no person's. Am stil doubting his capacity to do, if he can appoint Amechi as one of his minister, aftr all the crimes and corruption petitioned against him. We r watching.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Daughter Who Are Spitting Images Of Their Father-photos by simplisity(m): 3:42pm On Oct 11, 2015
pretydiva:
I'm 100% with u on dis op. They so much look like their dads. Can't wait 2 start having my kids kiss
PretyDiva Nwayookwa! I mean easie oo!
CelebritiesRe: 10 Hot Nigerian Female Celebrities Not In Relationship With "Six-pack" Men(pics) by simplisity(m): 3:23pm On Oct 11, 2015
I know money is very important, but money is not everytin. If u make a mistake and marry d wrong man or woman, u will never have peace or joy to enjoy ur money, untop of it, ur liable to die young. So, men and women of nairaland, do u see y it is very important to pray and ask God to direct u to get ur right partner. With ur right partner, even if u have little money, u will have peace and enjoy ur money, untop of it, u will not be liable to die young.
CelebritiesRe: 10 Hot Nigerian Female Celebrities Not In Relationship With "Six-pack" Men(pics) by simplisity(m): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
NinaArsenal:
Ok
Nina so ur among d yess may have it.
HealthRe: Health: Some Medical Facts You Probably Dont Know by simplisity(m): 3:02pm On Oct 11, 2015
IN ALL THESE MEDICAL AND BIOLOGICAL MYSTRIES, WE CAN CONCLUDE BY SAYING THAT GOD IS WONDERFUL, OMINI-BIO, OMINI-SCIENCE, OMINI-MEDI, OMINI OMINI, MYSTERIOUS GOD, THE ONLY SOURCE OF WISDOM THAT MADE VIRTUALY EVERYTIN ETC.......
HealthRe: Health: Some Medical Facts You Probably Dont Know by simplisity(m): 2:48pm On Oct 11, 2015
Explorers:
7. Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.The main reason for this is simply that on average women tend to be smaller than men and have less mass to pump blood to. But women’s and men’s hearts can actually act quite differently, especially when experiencing trauma like a heart attack, and many treatments that work for men must be adjusted or changed entirely to work for women. Additionally, over a lifetime, at your normal (resting) heart rate you will have pumped enough blood to fill thirteen oil super tankers. To further expound on this fact, on average, your heart beats 40,000,000 times per year. Doing the math, over your lifetime (both men and women averaged), that results in 2,600,000,000 heartbeats (two billion, six hundred million). This does not even factor in your increased heartbeats due to your love of exercise or fear.


* The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. No wonder you can feel your heartbeat so easily. Pumping blood through your body quickly and efficiently takes quite a bit of pressure resulting inthe strong contractions of the heart and the thick walls of the ventricles which push blood to the body.


* Monday is the day of the week when the risk of heart attack is greatest. Yet another reason to loathe Mondays! A ten year studying Scotland found that 20% more people die of heart attacks on Mondays than any other day of the week. Researchers theorize that it’s a combination of too much fun over the weekend with the stress of going back to work that causes the increase.


* The most common blood type in the world is Type O. Blood banks find it valuable as it can be given to those with both type A and B blood. The rarest blood type, A-H or Bombay blood due to the location of its discovery, has been found in less than hundred people since it was discovered.
what of d fat women or d obase ones? Do their heart beat faster than a normal man?
HealthRe: Health: Some Medical Facts You Probably Dont Know by simplisity(m): 2:41pm On Oct 11, 2015
Explorers:
5. .Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toe nails. If you notice that you’re trimming your fingernails much more frequently than your toenails you’re not just imagining it. The nails that get the most exposure and are used most frequently grow the fastest. On average, nails on both the toes and fingers grow about one-tenth of an inch each month.
Ur very correct my brother. I noticed that. God is wonderful.
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Panel Claim That Amaechi Stole Billions Is Idiotic – APC by simplisity(m): 2:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
I wonder d kind of crime or corruption President said he is fighting, if he condons Amechi's own by appointing him as one of d minister. Am watchin!
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Panel Claim That Amaechi Stole Billions Is Idiotic – APC by simplisity(m): 2:27pm On Oct 11, 2015
Dannyset:
Wike has finally join Metuh in the exercise of mouth running. He's the only Governor now that is busy running his mouth instead of running his government. Now he's been called an IDIOT that he has always been under Mama Piss. Amaechi is more than him any day any time.
Omereji will open up when the time comes.
Oshomohle nko?
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Panel Claim That Amaechi Stole Billions Is Idiotic – APC by simplisity(m): 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Nothing but the truth! Nyesom Wike is an illiterate! Quote Me Anywhere In Rivers State

See the Video of the Panel Proceedings:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=FEM3KD9L-1w
Ngene what do u have to offer us in this case?
Christianity EtcRe: Boko Haram Wants To Kill Me For Converting To Christianity”–Islamic Cleric’s Son by simplisity(m): 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2015
Y not relocate and free urself frm them, so that u can live to serve God. When Christ heared that John has been killed, He departed so that tension would cool off and things would normalise. God will protect u. He never forsake His peopl.
Christianity EtcRe: Boko Haram Wants To Kill Me For Converting To Christianity”–Islamic Cleric’s Son by simplisity(m): 1:22pm On Oct 11, 2015
IYANGBALI:
That is why Islam is called religion of peace. grin grin grin grin
Religion of peace indeed.
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Guys by simplisity(m): 8:34pm On Oct 10, 2015
Virginity is a virtue, if u can keep it. Ignore all these side talks, if u r realy keeping it to please God.
RomanceRe: Reasons You Should Never FORCE A Relationship On A Lady by simplisity(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2015
Vinshu:
It's not by force to comment you are so angry. Here is the gist, I hate men when they make it seem like they are doing women a favor or trying to play king. So yes I would do it over and over even to you if needed. smiley
Women r special and r the most beautiful creature God made, but it is very unfortunate d way most of them have made themselves soo cheap to men nowadays. They r loosing their respect and honour day by day.
PoliticsRe: Cancer: Pray For Me, Diezani Begs Nigerians by simplisity(m): 5:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
may God have mercy on u and give u fast recovery in Jesus name. All have sinned and short of d glory of God.
HealthRe: 14 Signs You’re Not Drinking Enough Water by simplisity(m): 5:32pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sweetyie:
True talk OP. But I don't experience all these sha cos drinking water immediately after meal makes me feel like throwing up
Dont drink water immediately aftr eatin. U can jst take a sip if d food is chokin u, but drink water 10 minutes aftr eatin to prevent food fermentation.
CultureRe: Onishe Ahaba: Why Asaba People Forbid Ogbono Soup by simplisity(m): 2:42pm On Oct 10, 2015
This is the popular Ala nwanyi Asaba d ritualist use in making money. Idol worship is d worst experience one can have, bcs it tie d destiny of d peopl, especialy d youths. Embrace Jesus and u will be librated frm d shacles of satan.
CelebritiesRe: Thespian Nozy: What Doctors Removed From The Stomach Of A Nigerian Comedian by simplisity(m): 4:13pm On Oct 09, 2015
quiinnBee:
Jeeez.shocked shocked
Do not use d name of ur God in vain. 2nd commandment. Pls, stop cut shorting d Holy name Jesus for Jeees. U shldnt even use it unnecessarily.
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Judge That Man By His Religion Or Tribe...read This. by simplisity(m): 10:51pm On Oct 08, 2015
Until we resolve our differences that is when d unity stand. Let us not pretend that we r one, while some tribes r bearing grevience that they r bein cheated and neglected.
FamilyRe: Mob Beat And Strips Tipper Driver Unclad For Beating Wife by simplisity(m): 10:29pm On Oct 06, 2015
He is jst very lucky am not there.
RomanceRe: Things An "Average-Looking" Girl Can Do That Will Increase Her "Market Value" by simplisity(m): 10:25pm On Oct 06, 2015
pinkiberry:
only desperate girls that really need to marry do this but sorry i arnt desperate. tongue




after doing all these for a guy he starts feeling like some kind of demigod.
Hahaha! I can feel u. Ur touched.
PoliticsRe: Meet The 3 Women Who Made It Into President Buhari's Ministerial List [photos] by simplisity(m): 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2015
We will not eat beauty and beauty cant give us employment. Let them do their work and bring result, that is what Nigeria want. Buhari has tried.
PoliticsRe: Meet The 3 Women Who Made It Into President Buhari's Ministerial List [photos] by simplisity(m): 10:17pm On Oct 06, 2015
We will not eat beauty and cant give us employment. Let them do their work and bring result, that is what Nigeria want. Buhari has tried.
RomanceRe: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by simplisity(m): 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2015
vizkiz:
no bae, those stuffs aare for kids.

The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere#
Ur very correct.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Buhari Begs PDP Senators - Vanguard by simplisity(m): 9:57pm On Oct 06, 2015
Lilipop politicking, that is what Nigerian politicians play.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don't Scientists Believe In God? by simplisity(m): 5:30pm On Oct 06, 2015
Joshuabase:
it should be illegal for people with your beliefs to walk around in society
Pride or ego can deprive a man alot of things, especialy wen he knows d truth and refuse to embrace it. That is what happened to satan and deprived himself his glory.
FamilyRe: Inside Ajegunle Hotel Where Little girls Dance for Old Men At night by simplisity(m): 11:09am On Oct 06, 2015
Where is their parents. This is y bible lay emphatic on, training a child in a way he shld grow,so that wen he grows, he wont depart frm it. The new generation parents have failed to do so, including all these indiciplined private schools.

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