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PoliticsRe: 'hate Him Or Love Him, Jonathan Has Left Giant Footprints - Sen Ben Murray-bruce by simplisity(m): 4:46pm On Nov 04, 2015
Jonathan has done well, atleast for d peace geature.
HealthRe: 5 Foods In Nigeria That You Should Avoid Eating As Much As Possible by simplisity(m): 4:25pm On Nov 04, 2015
charix:
The part which surprises me is these are meals Nigerians see as expensive and are most times foreign to the average man on the street.

The OP just lifted a western world-themed article and added 'Nigerians' to the title. Here our diet consists mainly of rice, cassava, legumes, fresh meat and fish. The hot sun burns most excess calories so people who walk or cycle their way from point A to B have nothing to fear in terms of weight gain.
That one na stress, it is quite different frm exercise. Upon all d sun, heat and sweat, peopl r gattin fatter every day, especialy women. It can only be curtail wen u eat less and exercise more, especialy d fat ones.
RomanceRe: To All The Ladies Looking For A Perfect Man (pics Inside) by simplisity(m): 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2015
Miracle4Sure:
Hahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
This ur laugh too much. R u under d influence of laughin gas?
RomanceRe: I Have Been Traumatized Into Thinking I'm Ugly? by simplisity(m): 4:05pm On Nov 04, 2015
Ur not ugly at all, ur beautiful, i saw ur pics. Remember anger can make some one say negative things against u, especialy false ones. He said opposite of what u r. Just be urself, it will make u feel better. Cheer up!
RomanceRe: I Have Been Traumatized Into Thinking I'm Ugly? by simplisity(m): 4:03pm On Nov 04, 2015
Ur not ugly at all, ur beautiful, i saw ur pics. Remember anger can make some one say negative things against u, especialy false ones. He said opposite of what u r.
RomanceRe: See The Latest Lie In Town To Avoid Spending Money by simplisity(m): 3:56pm On Nov 04, 2015
AdaNri1:
They can ask from now till eternity ain't gonna move moi. I have no sympathy for people who find it easy to beg. Chances are, they won't pay back and you're not the only one they've asked. Anyone with dignity knows that asking for help should be a last resort not a first.
Have u asked for once? If yes, ur guilty of what u detaste.
CrimeRe: Man Impersonates Mopol , Mounts Road Block To Feed Family (photo) by simplisity(m): 3:47pm On Nov 04, 2015
osedvgirl:
Eeyah, fine man like this, poverty is a disease
A big one my sister, but that dont suppose to be a reason one shld engage in crime, bcs if ur killed like some thiefs, u loose every thing including ur soul in Hell.
PoliticsRe: Maryam Abacha & Her Daughters In Aso Rock (Throwback Pic) by simplisity(m): 11:39am On Nov 04, 2015
Nigeria past leaders frm north have eaten us real deep, startin frm Babangida.
PoliticsRe: Maryam Abacha & Her Daughters In Aso Rock (Throwback Pic) by simplisity(m): 11:38am On Nov 04, 2015
Nigeria past leaders frm north have eaten us deep, startin frm Babangida.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Susan Eniolorunda‎ Covers Aceconnect Magazine Front Page As Debbie by simplisity(m): 11:30am On Nov 04, 2015
Women and front page
CelebritiesRe: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by simplisity(m): 11:27am On Nov 04, 2015
JanethEze:
You would like it if a teacher beats ur child?
What do u mean by that? This is how all these new generation mothers spoil their children. They dont have respect for their elders, even to greet is a big problem. I wonder what their product would be in d near future.
PhonesRe: This Golden Beast with a flaming SEX Appeal by simplisity(m): 11:17am On Nov 04, 2015
Varnity upon Varnity! All na varnity. There was a time wen 3310 was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. There was a time V-boot mercedez was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. There was a time Nitel phone was in vogue, now it is bygone, varnity. Jst be contented with d big or small u have, that is where fulfilled joy lies.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Declares Open 2 Day Retreats For Ministerial-designates In Abuja Today by simplisity(m): 10:54am On Nov 04, 2015
If every body dies of hunger, who will enjoy d change Mr President promised Nigerians. This new Government is too slow and stagnant. Peopl r dieing of hunger, and Buhari is busy travelling frm east, west, south and North.
NYSCRe: Corps Member Dies At Enugu Orientation Camp by simplisity(m): 10:36am On Nov 04, 2015
ylaa:
oh God, i think she died of a broken heart.
the loss of a mother is the worst thing to happen to any body
thank God who made it possible for me to survive mine
though i still weep once in a while
may God receive her soul and grant the family
the grace to bear this double loss.
Is well wit u my sister, take heart. But, alwas remember that ur mum is on a transition to a better place in Heaven.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic At Zaron Hunger Day (Photos) by simplisity(m): 9:16am On Nov 04, 2015
drizslim:
Kind Heart

Wishing U A Great Marriage/Wonderful Husband Soonest!
Soonest i wish also, atleast for her kind gesture.
FamilyRe: Househelp Cuts Off Baby's Hand (Graphic Pics) by simplisity(m): 9:13am On Nov 04, 2015
The children of Adam have been wicked, even frm d day they where conceived.
RomanceRe: #LagosRunzBoys Now Trending On Twitter (Hilarious Screenshots) by simplisity(m): 8:06am On Nov 04, 2015
Repent! Repent! Repent! Of ur sins and give ur life to Jesus now u have d chance. Remember, there is no repentance in d grave. Heaven is real, and few r going there, vice versa Hell and millions r moving in. What shall it profit u after enjoying and suffering on this earth, u see urself in Hell, where one is made to burn by fire for eternity. God forbide! May God have mercy on us and give us d grace to offer our life totaly in holy service to Him, so that at last day we will all meet to rejoice in Heaven in Jesus name.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Stops His Convoy To Interact With An Old Woman In Ekiti by simplisity(m): 7:56am On Nov 04, 2015
Fayose ibu odogwu! Ur wiser than APCs
PoliticsRe: Fuel Strike: FG Now Owes Marketers N470b - Vanguard by simplisity(m): 7:53am On Nov 04, 2015
HerexG:
Government no be moi moi, APC don dey experience the real challenge that lies in governance


They made government look like rice and beans with their sweets talks during their champaign
Ur very correct my brother. All their noise and sweet talk, oya now! Governance no be bread and butter, even Obama will testify that.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: PDP Senators Reject Confirmation by simplisity(m): 7:48am On Nov 04, 2015
The only thing Buhari is doing and most Nigerians r happy including me, is fighting corruption, but it has been messed up big time by d appointment of Amechi as a minister. Is realy very unfortunate.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My God Win, I Finally Got A Good Job by simplisity(m): 3:14pm On Nov 03, 2015
Baboo13:
Congratulations


I still saw a vision about you dancing in a big office and God instructed me to tell you to pay 20k monthly into my account monthly for continual favour in the new workplace
Dont play with God.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by simplisity(m): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2015
Which ever group u belong or u did not, jst alwas remember that Heaven is real and few r going there, vice versa Hell and multitude r moving in. Repent and give ur life to Jesus Christ now u have d chance, bcs there is no repentance in d grave. What shall it profit u, if u enjoy all d wealth and pleasure and loose ur precious soul? Death is respecter of no person's or age, it comes at any point in time. Reject sin and every occation of it. Remain blessed and may God give us d grace to resist d devil and all his work and finaly to make Heaven at last in Jesus name.
PoliticsRe: 1,000 Defect From APC To PDP In Bayelsa by simplisity(m): 6:23pm On Nov 01, 2015
HungerBAD:
Story.

PDP Lying like a fake pastor.

Nobody wants to be associated with the Nigeria Titanic(sinking ship)of Politics anymore, so what did they do?create a fictitious APC decampee story.

Who are these nameless people that decamped?where is the Video?if it were true i am sure we would have seen he Videos all over the internet, and that is why i call bull-shit on this story.

Again, somebody has made a couple of Millions(the PDP way)from the leadership of the BROKE PDP, deceiving them that they spent money, bringing in people from the APC into PDP.

The PDP scamming themselves, since Fatai Atere was made Captain of the Super Eaglets.
Ur not bein truthful my brother, ur jst biased.
Foreign AffairsRe: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by simplisity(m): 4:11pm On Oct 30, 2015
God bless u sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria. Is This Still Correct? by simplisity(m): 3:59pm On Oct 30, 2015
Estate surveyors. Their own do not come often, but when it comes, it will be like bomb. I could remember one of them that sold a land to Nigeria Breweries in kaduna @500million, he went home wit 10 percent, wich is 50million, apart frm d one d owner gave him.
RomanceRe: Help I'm About To Get Married To A Lady I Can't Have Sex With by simplisity(m): 10:58pm On Oct 29, 2015
If sex actualy is part of a natural phenomeno, like when one is thirsty he drinks water to quench d thirst. I think u shld allow it to flow d way it is, dont force on it.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Goes Coverless In Bed by simplisity(m): 10:47pm On Oct 29, 2015
Joygalore:
This is really getting serious shocked shocked shocked

Wait a minute!! How come I just realised am FTC huh angry
Anyways,not too late to dedicate this FTC to my lovely family...You all rock kiss
Do u regret her being a woman?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear Job Seeker, Don't Think Yourself Into Depression by simplisity(m): 12:47pm On Oct 28, 2015
It is well! It is well! It is well! I believe that in everytin that happens in ones life, God has a purpose for it. All the good things God has planned for us must surely come to pas, by fire by force, weder devil want it or not in Jesus name.
CrimeRe: NNPC Staff Shoots Boy Dead For ‘chasing’ Daughter by simplisity(m): 10:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
this is jst d beginin, he will pay for it, we r in Change. Where is Buhari!
FamilyRe: ‘love-making With My Husband No Longer Turns Me On’ by simplisity(m): 10:44pm On Oct 27, 2015
Is jst ur mind set that is misleadin u, tryin to lead u into adultry, disassociating ur sexual feelins and pleasure wit ur husband, giving u reasons y u shld try another person and making u not to understnd that wat is in mr A is also in mr B, and above all, that marriage is for better for worse. Think twice my sister.
PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by simplisity(m): 10:30pm On Oct 27, 2015
So shall it be, so that Biafra will progress.
TV/MoviesRe: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by simplisity(m): 7:40pm On Oct 27, 2015
South Africa and their homosexual life. They want to bring it to Nigeria. Multichoice want to introduce their own, very soon now, mtn wil want to start sendin homo messages and shoprite will want to join them to strt sellin d materials. If multichoice cant abide by our law against homosexual, they shld be sanctioned and send packin out our country. We r not homosexuals and our culture is entirely against it.

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