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Debroslink: so sad 2 see my team lose gallantly last 9t. But hey, any team that beats Barca in semi-final, goes on to win the title. So I wish Bayern success this time around cos they truly deserve it this season.

Anybody else can win the cup EXCEPT REAL MADRID.

funny how people Lose faith easily in teams de claim to support.. Yes u had a bad day dat's all. 4-0 is almost impossible but not! If it were arsenal, as bad as de seem, my faith would still be Up.... If u don't believe in anything, at least believe in messi's ability...! Stil got dat little hopes high jus cos of messi....! Capable of scoring a hatrick.

EL-Raf:
OPENER - pheew..first of all illscript..whats ur problem?
..wtf re you talkin about..."like am having satanic grounds in my hand"...

u crazy? how the Bleep on God's green earth'd you hold a ground..? yet you say satanic ground?..lol...as far as I'm concerned...thats not a line..

Here again ..you flopped the bar... I bring cyclonic flows to cause instant death..lol....

I dont know a cyclone can actually cause dirt..or can it?...smh.... Fail!

well...the crystal clear line was ok...jus ok..

as for mikuz...ur opener no be am at all...where re you heading to na? Aluu engagement what?...the Bleep does it have to do with Gaza strip?... Thats a zero point for you...

So:..OPENER - ILLSCRIPT

CLOSER - MIKUS..the idea here was to diss his opponents attitude of recycling...and it did work very well...although ..you should have jus said..blah blah like lawma officials..he can't step in a brawl without recycling bars...dunno why ur adding the club stuff there again..

..the pawn shits not a fresh idea...been used in different ways by many textcees...

illscript was weak here

RHYMES... - MIKUS
despite the enormous stretching from illscript ...i saw nothing thrilling at all...just a thousand fillers and unecessary words...

Blast techs on d lil fake..abi wetin..smh....GRAMMATICAL ERROR..!
vet do this..dumb do that.. GAY DIPSTICKS? BUSTING VET FACE whatever..lol....thats no multis bro..scrutinize well and see.... ur final punch only has d sensible scheme...but the ones behind re total crap..

mikuz' was ok...straight and simple...lol....but kai..."wen my machine gun showers/he best flee or cower...like a screeching quick okada../lwkm...dont ever rhyme such thing nextime

PUNCHLINES - MIKUZ..
you see illscript..your punchlines re so not it...lol...ts obvious you re forcing urself to think lines..in d process you force em lines to drop ...which barely comes with meaning

eg: i hold grounds of satan..cyclonic flows for instant death...
Ok lets be sincere.. I'm stunning..cz am swift with guns/n i gat 'stripping lines' that'd rip his top/

now where is the idea behind ripping his top..? "stripping lines"? really?..smh..

sprintin with adults duznt mean hes running with guys..whats d difference b/w em?...now this is the worst........."hes verse got SLEEPING SICKNESS" we SNORE IN HIS TEXT...kiniko kiniko...guy you smoke pepper? A verse? Sleepin sickness?..lwkm..... Kai...

whats all the vague mysticism for na?

the rest of them re old and outdated..very few had damage ...i mean jus take a look at these na... Will you feel anything if sumwun used them against u?..lmao...

Mikus had fresh ideas and they was harder!

WORDIES - ILLSCRIPT..few made sense..mikus paid no attention to this...

METAPHORS - MIKUS...more sensible and quality comparisons..
Illscript's comparisons made no sense..some did tho..but not very impressive!

FLOW - MIKUS...(straight up..better setups and internals)

@illscript...see its standard and professional for you to make a bar having ur final punch in the second line...it gives you point for flow..rhyme..setup..creativity and it adds more damage to the punchline or meta..

but here you wanted bringin bout 2/3/4 punches in a bar...which completely ruined ur flow to the very last...made ur verse look childish...lol....take a look at ur opp..own and see wah am talking about..

PERSONALS - TIE..(the closer was nice from mikus and the U3 ish was also nice from illscript..)

..the Nokia line wasnt hard plus ..ts been used before..

NAMEPLAY - NIL

CREATIVITY - SCRIPT...

ENJOYABILITY - MIKUS...

OVERALL VERDICT : MIKUS..


...no offense...lol this is how i saw d battle....btw nice efforts you both

who rent u? And from where...? Talk true o!

Good ba2!

ILLScripts: Actually this is saddening...the facts that some people believed i recycled doesnt mean its true...i swear to God av got those lines straight from my head...now nobody is givin me verd on lines i Wasted time to script..yall sud put urself in my shoes! Tanx

wetin be ur problem na! Bleep dis people if de ain't got proves, and quit being emotional.....! Learn to speak tough boy, dat's what people wit heavy punches lik urs do!

Ill wins. All criteriax except for flows.....! Ill's punches were better built Up in creativity and released wit much vernom! Reminds me of tyson....

ILLScripts: And huh,one more thing...typhoon lacks calculation...his verd is TIE...This was Y i selected judges b4 d battle o...IBIME can u see what am talking abt? Mtcheeew,am carrying the link to fb,nairaland is ffucked!

same reason i don't lik ur carriage. U always want people to value u. Even Jesus was valued for 30pieces of silver only. Bro, ur best value is wat u value urself! U're better than him! U had jus 48hours to prepare for 30lines and coming outta a war zone as victor! U beat him handsdown. If i give verds, he'll get jus d flow! Jus d flow!

DJDOLA: Well I still don't no why people still bealive muslim is bh...does fools are not muslim there is no verse in alqurean dat muslim should kill non muslim..

o yea, maybe u are not a good muslim afterall... Read ur koran again!

Rap maestro: .....
See now! All of una don vex/
wasn't dis thread created 4 all of una to come vex/
everyone 'forming king' like its ur company dat 'con chess'/
when y'all not 'milk', yet y'all 'con dense'/
well! Maybe its the 'peepz u've murdered' dat hurt ur conscience/
illscript!!! I see yo... See as e'rybody come dey use ur story to 'come conference'/
Nonsense/
y'all should give yaself brain like dat robot in I-robot/
peepz touch and ask.. U're on fire, 'why? So hot'/
so what?/
i was created from volcanic eruption, so i can melt u 'clayey' being like i'm potter dat mends a clay pot/
i 'stand-still' like 'Johnathan's ADC', yet u got a 'stray-shot'/
beta go do 'boy boy', cos datz wat u gud at, wash plate and 'spray-pot'/
sleak and khim/
no mind haterz, le 'em think what they seem/
but they can watch can't touch, like wanting to f**k a M0j0 act and have se.x on film/
OMG... Whu be 'Arsene Wenger' here, bringing d young wackos here as d best on team?/
when granpa Ibime and DBR neva retire/
dey can still wheel around 'punches' at tha ball.. And bring d goal we desire/
y'all claiming 'drugs', yet u can't even cure headache.. Aaarggh We tire!!!/
avoid sum peepz like 'exposed Nepa Wire' cos dey'll bite at u like dem be plier/crazy crizzy dude
yet... When DJ5NAIRA give em a 'busted' sign, dey'll claim d owner is a liar/
just know dat judgement is near... And ur destination will be fire/ hell fire!!!
>
OYA... See peepz like 40thbarz don migrate come from 'FB'/
una want ur barz to sweet us? U come dey 'Eff BEE'/
shey to give u honey/
una neva knw d big deal.. Unless u go borrow money/
we all amazing and stunning/
cos, i've visited 'various foreign NeTcEEs site'... If dem see our verse, i'm sure dey'll be running/
who was dat person dat said.. ''Maestro, u are funny'' ...?/
if u laff, i'll break ya teeth.. Abi shey i be 'BOVI'?/

i tink dis is ur calling bro - pidgin rap!

Ibime: When do we schedule the battle?

Illscripts went to Facebook, defeated the whole group and brought the trophy home to NL. . . . but one thing about being a champ is that ninjas never let you rest.. . . . As soon as you grab the crown, another ninja wanna collect it from your hand. The euphoria of Illscripts win is being dampened by challenges on home turf.

Whatever kudos Illscripts gained on FB is immediately challenged by Mikuz on NL

I suggest we schedule a battle this weekend between the two pugilists titled: WARCRAFT: No Rest for The Champion!! in homage to Scripts exploits and in cognisanze of the fact that Mikuz should be afforded the honour of an alternative final since he got cheated in the FB semis.

Mikuz and Scripts you in?

got cheated or defeated....? Can we be a little straight pls!

Dfrenzy: Wow, amazing comments. Well, i think it all depends on what you enjoy the most as a listener. You want complicated wordplay and metaphors, go 4 VEC. You want simple, easy and smooth flow and delivery, go for ice prince. Personally, i luv both act but feel phenom is the brigde that connect the most. I luv dat dude. Was recently featured by Olamide on a freestyle track title "The Game", and he spat dope lines like 'Am f*cking nice with the flow, toni payne on her period'. Hmmm, sick. Remember, it was just a freestyle track.

phenom is hot...! Even his cd plate might burn ur hands...! Sincerely since dis argument i've listened to like 5 diff tracks wit d aim of loving dis guy, vector..., his rap too dry i beg. He counts words patternlessly. Is dat rap?

ILLScripts: If I can be predictable...then Wats ur prob? I had battle With U3...SAGE...and FHAB d same day,makin 34lines...u tink ts easy?...when are u gonna stop all this?...until I finally hate u?

bro in dis life d sooner u realise dat there's a sentimental side of humans called jealousy, the better! U're a champ. enjoy ur victory. Wait Did u beat u3....? The same u3....? Hahahahahaha! Guy enjoy ur victory jor! Any "thomas" of ur ability should simply call u out....!

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thanks mam. But for a newbie, how do i start and where do u think i should start from? Pls mr oluwoshumi, d question is directed to u too!

googlepikin: If na only police dem kill its ok to me. I no go lie, I hate Nigerian police with passion. Non of them get good manners.

those policemen na people fathers,sons brothers, husbands, etc! Don't throw a stone to d market! Remember d bitch called karma?

Chubhie: Harsh and wise home truth.

granting these masked maggots amnesty is lik "thanking them for all d horror they've shown this country. Thanking them for all d killings"! That'd make buhari and el rufai right when they said GEJ is boko haram.

"Pls GEJ don't sacrifice d security of dis country On d altar of politics...".

These cowards killed even helpless women and children. What of the jtf members dat lost their lives fighting them. That money could be used to help their families, not re-equip so deluded islamic pawns. The bbastards deserve worse than persecution. They deserve death, not a thank you!
Damn, i miss obj!

Dr2great: Mr ray j..,u hit her first right? d question now is,CAN U HIT HER AGAIN? Let me break it down,U FIT Bleep HER TOTO AGAIN? Mr Ray j., i'm asking u

Yea! I tink he's hitting her again d worst possible way!

Na chelshit west broom de do strong head for na! D match is a 1way victory! 3-1! Finish third! T'spurs 4th. chelsea? As usual na, u kno where de ended last season!

sureteeboy: they should go to hell. They've served dier country enough. Young guys should take over

now they should go to hell? After serving their country? Is this suppose to be a thank u? I pray u don't get such rewards for labour!

And it came to pass dat a Big fish swallowed Jona....! What a prophecy! Sir u are finished! Can someone pls tell me how to retrieve my vote? i mean it!

Nice write-Up! D truth is religions in themselves has their limitations! Many things written were written in d accepted world of then! In d world of Today, d many of d preachings of then would only bring terror! Islam as a religion has its flaws, and so does christianity! Even d terrorists of today's world would quote passages from d koran. Armed robbers would even pray in Jesus name before going for operation! So what are we talkin about? These msgs hold firmly in yesterday's world dan today's.
Check out d pics below. U'd understand.

However as late Tafawa Balewa puts it, "let's understand our diff and stay together"! That's d only solution to peace in this country!

I ain't a rock star, i'm d opposite.
I throw rocks and make them hit stars for d ffuck of it!
- Royce'd 5'9

e-Iceberg:
KHIM is ILL

she ain't dr Dre, she don't "need a doctor"!

Mystique: Without their fingers in ma toilet, they're feeling ma sh*t

Mode 9 - ELBOW ROOM

rubbish!

Wow... Proud of u guys! Creativity at its peak is what i see here! And d consistency is wow-ing! I visit but quietly! And thunderstorm, good intro in d ba2 of vets (mik vs ibime) a real rumble it is. I jus mis lines from sleak... I wonder what's happened to him! Good job guys! I believe m.i and ice and even d mode would be lurking around to steal "lines", for a possible "hook"!

Syncapos: ...

You are not really typing and uploading...you are COPYING AND PASTING another person's job.
Whereas all your posts can be helpful to some, I think it is wrong for you to present yourself as the original author.
It is actually called PLAGIARISM.

Does this link look familiar? [url]www.terry.uga.edu/~akefalas/courses/mirrors.htm[/url]

u kno about d link yet u made no move about educating nairalanders. He's made d move and now u and kind are out to discourage...? What kind of human are u? Back off pls...!

nicago: My brother, I believe the perpetrators of the incessant acts are but a misguided few. Travel to Dubai, Oman and Qatar, then you will be puzzled to find out why our brother's here choose to be backward.

Sultan Salahadeen Ayyubbi, a great leader by all accounts, didn't live like this. He was a man of extreme peace, others after him just chose the path of violence. He was a just leader who promoted peace in every way possible. When King Richard THE LION-HEART came to attack Palestine to take it back from the Saracens, Salahadeen knowing they were coming to attack him sent emmisarries with food for the entire invading army. Can you imagine that? After this simple gesture, the invaders simply lost their will to fight such a man.

His Highness Sheik Mohammed Bin Rashid Al-Maktoum is a leader all muslims should emulate. He has transformed Dubai and the UAE to a jewel in the desert, he encourages peace, development and enhanced quality of life for his country's citizens so they can live full qualitative lives while some other Islamic leaders teach their followers to blast 'infidels' to smithereens to recieve 'rewards' that the leaders themselves are not ready to recieve.

Something MUST happen soon!

i luv u my bro... I'm glad someone in d muslim folds would open his eyes to see things... Sincerely, in d hands of d literate, islam is a wonderful religion, but wit an illiterate, it's a deadly weapon as it boils down to what is passed down by d leaders and their motives... We need peace pls, not "piss"! Check out d "jewel" in d "desert"....! We need more honest and peace loving muslim leaders in dis country! Thanks once again my bro.....! Note: I call u brother, though i ain't a muslim!

Let's go there! 2goals....!

oloriooko: wrong move for this guy, of all teams in EPL, he's trying out Arsenal that does not have the bite for winning and wenger will make sure he's paid peanuts.

the only advantage he has is that his professional carrier will jump on the fast lane of develoment.

his professional career would jump on d fast lane of development, and u tink it's a wrong move? I kno ur type....! I jus pray u're not caught before u change.

ILLScripts: Diss @ MIKUz!
4k it!

Ok,let me sharply Reply U/...u dey Act Rude/...cos some Fagg Niggas like U Just dey Hype U!!!/
listen,U's a Wack fool/and u Lack Height..,dude/cos checking ur profile,I dnt know Who is "shorter" between "You" and ur "I Q!!!!/
...so if he brings his Face Out/...I'll definitely Spray Rounds/...On the Lame Man/...he should Leave this Place Now!/
hes a Fake Clown/no Wonder he neva achieves In Life,only Going "Back and Forth" like "Swings" On "PlayGrounds!!!!!!/
so With Few Bullets/I Will squeeze Techs /...Till I See U's Dead!/
cos am Real Prudent/so Battling me obviously Show u dnt "know Ur class"....."New Students!!!!!/
so u'll Get "Buried" like Em "Treasures"/...When my Tech Bust/...and Have ur Chest Bucked/cos this Battle is surely a DeadLuck!/
dnt U know u're Damned,..boy/cos When Niggas are rated, why do u always "Fall to the Back" like "Dreadlocks!!!/
yet u kept Acting Raw/..but u's Never still Standing Tall/...sorry bro...,thats because ur Rappin's Ffucked!!/
so u'll Die In short/cos While am Toppin the List,d only Time u "Fight for Table" was in the "Dining Hall!!!!/
so my Teks like 'cologne' It will ffuckin 'Spray Ya'/...cos you's a 'Fake Asss'/...thats not abusive tho'...I just they Say Fact/
so Why Claim Bad?/cos we all know u cant stand me physically,.highest is "Take shots Ova Net" like a "Volleyball' Player!!!!!/
u are Scared bro,so I'll Sure Wreck Ya/...cos My Gun End Wacks/...like u thinking they Can just Yell Back!!!/
if the Dawgs Mental/then he should Talk Better/...cos NL is now strictly for Ddopes,and he has no "Head" like a "Poor Shephered!!!!!/~herd
So I'll be Spraying Heat/and Baking Geeks/...Like u alwas Fond Of Claiming Ill!/
am not just Saying This/...its just that I spit Adult Contents,and I don't need to be a "Nanny" to Make this "Baby Sit!!!!/
cos am Lyrically Still Ya Boss/and damn!... My Spits Are Hot!!!/
so I'll Rip Ya Chord/...to Prove Now that am in NL,U will always Be "At the Back" like "Ninja Swords!!!!!!/

*BLOOD*

finish him ( mortal kombat)....! Fatality...!

ILLScripts: Diss @ MIKUz!
4k it!

Ok,let me sharply Reply U/...u dey Act Rude/...cos some Fagg Niggas like U Just dey Hype U!!!/
listen,U's a Wack fool/and u Lack Height..,dude/cos checking ur profile,I dnt know Who is "shorter" between "You" and ur "I Q!!!!/
...so if he brings his Face Out/...I'll definitely Spray Rounds/...On the Lame Man/...he should Leave this Place Now!/
hes a Fake Clown/no Wonder he neva achieves In Life,only Going "Back and Forth" like "Swings" On "PlayGrounds!!!!!!/
so With Few Bullets/I Will squeeze Techs /...Till I See U's Dead!/
cos am Real Prudent/so Battling me obviously Show u dnt "know Ur class"....."New Students!!!!!/
so u'll Get "Buried" like Em "Treasures"/...When my Tech Bust/...and Have ur Chest Bucked/cos this Battle is surely a DeadLuck!/
dnt U know u're Damned,..boy/cos When Niggas are rated, why do u always "Fall to the Back" like "Dreadlocks!!!/
yet u kept Acting Raw/..but u's Never still Standing Tall/...sorry bro...,thats because ur Rappin's Ffucked!!/
so u'll Die In short/cos While am Toppin the List,d only Time u "Fight for Table" was in the "Dining Hall!!!!/
so my Teks like 'cologne' It will ffuckin 'Spray Ya'/...cos you's a 'Fake Asss'/...thats not abusive tho'...I just they Say Fact/
so Why Claim Bad?/cos we all know u cant stand me physically,.highest is "Take shots Ova Net" like a "Volleyball' Player!!!!!/
u are Scared bro,so I'll Sure Wreck Ya/...cos My Gun End Wacks/...like u thinking they Can just Yell Back!!!/
if the Dawgs Mental/then he should Talk Better/...cos NL is now strictly for Ddopes,and he has no "Head" like a "Poor Shephered!!!!!/~herd
So I'll be Spraying Heat/and Baking Geeks/...Like u alwas Fond Of Claiming Ill!/
am not just Saying This/...its just that I spit Adult Contents,and I don't need to be a "Nanny" to Make this "Baby Sit!!!!/
cos am Lyrically Still Ya Boss/and damn!... My Spits Are Hot!!!/
so I'll Rip Ya Chord/...to Prove Now that am in NL,U will always Be "At the Back" like "Ninja Swords!!!!!!/

*BLOOD*

finish him....! Fatality...!

hornipipe: I see arsenal getting 'michued' today at the Liberty stadium

what's dat in quote? Did u jus sneezed..?

luvola: oh Lord , precipitately dent arsenal dream of top 4 today by allowing swansea to wrecked havoc on arsenal... I pray that arsenal should lose today.lord if you can do this for me today, i will donate my march nysc allowance to u ...amen .

Sorry! Baba God is all sufficient! Doesn't need ur allowee. As if u fit donate am self! Com o guy, u de hear say na 38k dem wan pay? U fit donate dat one?