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Does it mean we are meant to be together?

I think I'm falling I'm love

He's so foooooiiiiinnnnnneeee!!!!!

Why do I keep falling in love with popular people?



And he's tallllll

Especially this one

Fine men have finished in Nigeria.

It's a pity, Nigerian men can never.

I'm marrying a Leonean.

This is for all the real women out there, you're doing well. Kwantinue.

As for fake women like us, na to send you go your mama house.

Check my shit hole. He's there.

Chai! I need a boss like Seun.

He said "if they don't I will" instead of "if they don't I will sack them"

sofiscatedmoron:
White men don't like fat girls

Them no like good thing.

I used to hide novels in the Bible to read in church.

LadyD22:
I remember the first time I farted in front of my ex , it was from the front , couldn't even control it , to be honest he caused it , he just acted like he didn't hear and went to the bathroom to blow bomb

Wow farting from the vagina is the sweetest fart ever

I love doing it, it doesn't smell and it can give orgasm if done well

I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

caracas:
Let’s assume you’re telling the truth…
How about oral s..x, cos am pretty sure uve bin making out with guys without actually breaking the veil…

Nope!

Virgin through and through.

PumpumPrince:
I was almost convinced i saw u....did u walk pass me at Muswell hill yesterday in London?.

Who dash this Yoruba urchin London

Stop mentioning me

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique, Seun. This is Congo4ka aka Pumpumking aka MrCork aka TheCork. He was banned then he opened another account to be trolling people.

He's disturbing my life

FalseProphet1:
The Lord said I should tell you to stop being a feminist and he would personally carry de go your husband's house before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

Thank you. I no go stop my feminism. Thank God them dey sell vibrator.

FalseProphet1:
You have a pastoral calling, you will work for God, I see you becoming a pastor in the not so distant future.

This I have seen.

Abeg give me my own prophecy

blazingblender:
Hmmmm with those hips
Mehn she try ooh
No nairaland girl can make this kinda boost

I'm a 29 year old virgin.

KingDash:
Rubbish.. some of us wey handsome lonelyness won kill person and I get money oh.

It's because of your useless redpill behavior.

Stallionhorse:
Dinking it as tea is the best but be ready to be eating like a horse.. Moreover what medical purpose prescribed weed for you?

Mental health.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Hmm..
You might not get addicted by consuming it once or even a few times...You’ll only get psychologically addicted if you use weed(tea) as an escape ..that is only if you make it a habit which you depend on emotionally...

Hmm okay.

BoredBerry:
I meant handsome

I really thought it was a slang that meant handsome but meh, I'll pass

Rahkman:
dariusjr

Nice

Thebadpolitican:
Why are u crushing on them in the first place
Nigeria ladies ehnn

Most Nigeria guys crushing on a foreigner would post black ladies like bhadie Kelly and co but Nigerian ladies will be crushing on white men especially Koreans female looking guys, if u posted a black guy we could have all discuss it I will take Michael b Jordon over that pink man

Kupe boys that Nigerian girls were throwing their pants on are white?

Nigerian men are more likely to asslick white people than Nigerian women.

Fira09:
I mean't your full name, location, state of origin..... just a brief details of you.

No sir!

You're not getting that.

Thebadpolitican:
You should know the pink man will treat you worse if he gets to date you or marry you as black woman, they don't even value black women because they see you all as ugly they prefer Asian women

Wahala!

I'm not getting married to a white person so chill abeg!

I was to drink it as tea for medicinal purposes.


Is it very addictive?

Thebadpolitican:
Yep they are not white physically they are pink

I'm attracted to men regardless of race.

[quote author=Rastaramsey post=114318607]She isn't the one oga...[/quote
Why are you speaking for me?

Fira09:
I want to know u better....feel free.

Yes. That's Siofra.

Thebadpolitican:
Seems you married one pink man

What's a pink man?

Do you mean white man?