Politics / Re: IPOB Begs Urhobos/Isokos To Observe May 30th Sit At Home Biafran Day by SIRANDREWS: 5:37pm On May 28, 2017 |
Mujtahida:
That AkinPhysicist is the epitome of savagery, a vicious afonja warlord - brutal, deadly, ferocious, uncompromising, corrosive and ruthless.
Look at the way he entered into the fray with the swagger of thunders popping all over him, with the flourish of lights going before him, blinding his adversaries, making them scurry like befuddled rats back into their cramped holes. Ogun, Sango and Eshu (the sly trickster of a god) descended with him.
GodisBiafran had long been hornily calling for him in the provocative way most sex starved women do. She (abi he, even if he is a he, psychologically he is a SHE! ) called and called, swaying her curvy hips, languidly shaking her turgid waist, voluptuously flashing her full, high breasted chest, recklessly teasing him, tempting him with provocative, diabolic lust and suggestive, sinful dare in her hungry, raunchy eyes.
AkinPhysicist, the afonja terror waited, ohhh, like a true warrior he waited for her to get to a good, feverish pitch. Then suddenly he came down, pounced on her expertly with the devilry and cunning nimbleness of Amalinze the Cat, he clamped her down firmly, brushed her vigorously here, gave her a potent and very crucial thrust there, there again, again, again, squeezed her, rumpled her. She cried with crude, godless delight like a happy pagan, she moaned rapidly, desperately grasping for breath. She had called for IT. Now she had IT cumming. She bursted into a thousand orgasms like supernovas on a dark night, streams of water gushed forth from her convulsing body like the waters of Ukwu-nnegi dam, she saw stars and touched the heavens and meekly entered into her peace.
Cc: AkinPhysicist GodisBiafran IkediEbubes mekuzi09 Fratermarthy Efewestern I just printed this and pasted it on my wall 3 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 8:30pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
LOUIS6:
Hello .... bro?
I want to ask u somfyn... about dat mtn 4.5gb Data plan....
I ave been browsing with it (both day and night) since two weeks now... but dey are only deducting from d 1.5gb day plan...
Will they start deducting from d 3gb night plan as soon as I exhaust d 1.5 gb day plan
I use a BlackBerry Z3...
I will be waiting for ur response...
Thanks! There are 2 types of the 4.5gb plan. first one: they charge from d 1.5gb day plan b4 moving to nite plan. second: they charge from both consecutively as u use them. my guess is ure using d 1st one. d 2nd is 120 to 131 while 1st is 102 to 131 satisfied? 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 4:35pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Afam4eva:
Maybe it's me again. Season 1 wasn't bad but this season two, I need courage lord. Its not just you. The writers were lazy in S2. we can only hope they step up their game in dis coming season 1 Like 1 Share |
Culture / Re: Ijebus Are Not Yoruba !!! by SIRANDREWS: 6:03pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
KingTom:
Awujale talk say we be Sudanese Na The Awujale kingship is not indigenous. Obanta - Oba wa in ta, was not an ijebu man. The people are Yoruba but not the kingship. Awujale was only referring to his own ancestors |
Culture / Re: First Recorded Jihad In West Africa by SIRANDREWS: 7:33pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
kaura5000: When our culture have influenced alot be ut food,horse riding,architecture,lots of other ethnicities speak our language etc I don't know any Hausa name. all I've heard are Arabs. Care to list some traditional names? |
Religion / Re: What Have You Learned From The Religion Section ? by SIRANDREWS: 3:42pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
menesheh:
BOLDED Same are happening to millions cum billions of suppose-be atheists all over the world but due to they've never heard of the opposite idea of religion, they stick to the religions of their parents and the society they find themselves in my case, I never thought about the other side of religion. just go about our normal church rituals and that was it. now, whenever I'm in any church, I wonder how d fvck did they sell me this sh!t. time I was supposed to use for more productive things, I was busy screaming to the empty heavens. what a pity!!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: What Have You Learned From The Religion Section ? by SIRANDREWS: 3:36pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
plaetton:
I tell you. The funny thing is that atheists don't go around preaching their worldview.
Some years back, A similar confrontation with a brother inlaw, who was a seminarian at the time, completely shocked him into rediscovering his true self. After a heated debate with me on religion, which he taught he had won, I was surprised to see Him at my house a few days later, to borrow some of my books.
After a few months of great internal battles, he finally said goodbye to religion entirely. In all that time, I never said anything else to encourage or push him over.
The debate he had with me had sown some seeds and apparently awoken a part of him that had been suppressed by FEAR. I'm damn serious. I'm probably more atheist than u are.!!! |
Religion / Re: What Have You Learned From The Religion Section ? by SIRANDREWS: 3:35pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
menesheh:
BOLDED Same are happening to millions cum billions of suppose-be atheists all over the world but due to they've never heard of the opposite idea of religion, they stick to the religions of their parents and the society they find themselves. even having read through the dictionary when in primary school, I had never come across the word "atheism" nor it's meaning, so you could imaging my shock when an ordinary human would say there is no god. but as a skeptic and free thinker, it was only a matter of time. I first transited to the Christianity is not a religion group, then the Jesus follower, but still no other way to defend the all-merciful god of the bible. so after research upon research, arguments with anyone who cared to listen including my pastor, I knew where I was headed. NL atheists really helped. Mr Plaetton, Logic boy, muskeeto etc thanks guys!! many more converts needed!!!!! 7 Likes |
Culture / Re: Thread For Dual Foreign Language Speakers by SIRANDREWS: 1:27pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
fortresssymbols: Are you a foreign language speaker? Do you speak more than one foreign language excluding English Language? Do you speak French, German, Dutch, Spanish, Italian, Chinese or any other foreign language?
This thread is for you. Let's meet here to share experiences in learning a foreign language.
Meanwhile, join the "1000 Man Must Speak French" Campaign. To join drop your email address here and also get a free complimentary "interactive audio french self tutor".
Cheers. my email - sirandrews12345 at gmail dot com |
Religion / Re: What Have You Learned From The Religion Section ? by SIRANDREWS: 10:28am On Jul 07, 2015 |
It was the first place I met someone who didn't believe God existed. I was amazed and thought it was a joke.
but right now, in fact since the last two years, I've been an atheist !!
Hallelujah!!! 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Culture / Re: Which Nigerian Languages can You Speak? by SIRANDREWS: 9:59am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Emilokoiyawon: I speak Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Birom, Idoma, Itshekiri, Igala and Urhobo fluently. Don't blame me - blame my parents who carried us across the country as kids and my brain that is naturally wired for languages (at least none of my brothers or sisters speak less than Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo). Yoruba, Itshekiri and Igala are kind of similar but not really. I not only understand these languages, I also understand these cultures because I lived among these people. I am what the Yorubas call Jomijoke - I have been in situations where people think I belong to their tribe and they begin to say bad things about the other tribes. This is very common among the Hausas, Igbos and Yorubas. One of my Yoruba friends actually stopped talking to me for a while when he saw me speaking Igbo - it took him sometime to accept that we are tribesmen. He was really shocked to see me speaking Igbo like am eating moimoi. One of my Igbo classmates to this day does not believe I am Yoruba - even now when we talk on the phone its una this una that - that's how we relate to each other to this day. He was the only Igbo in my class when I was in primary school in Jos -and we became friends because we understood each other. I have caused quite a few shock faces when people realized I understand EXACTLY what they are saying. . When I visited Kano (dressed in my flawless babariga) 2 years ago one Fulani man was complaining in Hausa about Yamirin (Igbos) and Yorubawa looking down on his people - and I smiled and told him that am sure the Yorubas/Igbos can't believe how they've been ruled for this long by Fulanis. He smiled and said this to me in Hausa "...we (including me) are natural leaders because we have the brains and they (Yorubas/Igbos) just like to run their mouths." Anyone that tells you that they can tell someone's tribe by looking at their natural features don't understand how human psyche works. If you dress like a Hausa and speak flawless Hausas/use their mannerism even Hausas will think you are Hausa. The same thing applies to any other tribe. I learnt Igbo in Lagos (my place of birth) because I spent time, as a kid, playing with my next door neighbors from Owerri. Then my family moved to Jos were I learnt Hausa and Birom (Birom language is beautiful - if you have opportunity learn it) and Idoma (neighbors). I lived with my uncle who married into an Igala family. I moved to Warri as a teenager and learnt Itsekiri ( a language I already had an ear for since my mother, an Ijebu woman spoke it fluently) and Urhobo - the hardest language for me 2 learn.
Advantages of been a polyglot? Well not much advantage in Nigeria because most Nigerians these days try to pose. I have met some Nigerian parents who are almost bragging about how their kids can ONLY speak English - talk of colomental (Fela RIP). However, I have dated women (who say they will never date this tribe or that tribe) but didn't know I am not from their tribe. I find Idoma and Hausa women to be the most caring and least tribalistic to be honest. If a Yoruba woman really loves you - then your problems are over. She will trek from here to Ogbomosho for you - basically treat you like a god . Igbo women know how to keep house and make you feel comfortable at home. The most beautiful Nigerian woman I ever saw (in flesh not tv or internet) and dated was an Igala from Kogi - Ani Eledumare bo omo ye lewa. When it comes to performance in the bedroom - it has nothing to do with tribe in my opinion but the one Nigerian girl that would do ANYTHING (and I meant ANYTHING) I want in bed was from Langtang. I have gotten some 'connections' from people who thought I was 'one of them.' Every Nigerian tribe IMO have their own strength but tribalism has made it difficult for Nigerians to come together and take full advantage of their diversity.
Because of my experience, I hate tribalism and I laugh at tribalists or give them a dose of their own medicine. In US I see how Nigerians segregate along tribal lines and I shake my damn head. I have seen how members of the 3 major tribes (WAZOBIA) act with such arrogance like the other countless minority tribes don't really exist. Tribes like Tiv, Idoma, Efik etc. see Nigeria in a way that is very difficult for us, the members of the majority tribes, to see. If Nigeria must survive Yorubas, Hausas and Igbos have the responsibility to elevate the discourse and try to be more inclusive of all the other Nigerians whose cultures are as legitimate as ours. Oro pari (Shikena)
waoh! |
Phones / Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by SIRANDREWS: 9:33am On Jul 07, 2015 |
VickyRotex:
My plan is 120 to 131 aswel. I use them simultaneously. It switches to night plan by 9pm automatically. I'm saying, one can use the night plan during the day when the 1.5gb for day expires. that's what i use too. Though it doesn't switch automatically. You have to turn off and on the data conntn. Somtimes, i use my night plan in the day |
Phones / Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by SIRANDREWS: 9:32am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Shezhawt:
I still use it during the day... I simply do not turn off my mobile network I'm saying there's another plan that do not need you to finish using ur day plan first before moving to night plan. LOUIS6:
Tell us... what is d new plan that was released
How many GB? Its 120 to 131 instead of ur normal 102. Same GB |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 9:29am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Watching Mr Robot! |
Phones / Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by SIRANDREWS: 2:32pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
VickyRotex:
Yea correct. Especially when the 1.5gb for day finishes, I enjoy the 3gb during the day and at night. Lots of people dont know they can use the 3gb during the day, once the 1.5gb has been exhausted. Shezhawt: MTN 4.5gb for 2500
102 to 131 Viktor1983:
wonderful plan. I only download and watch YouTube at night. I wish they would add weekends to that night data. so u guys don't know that a better plan relating to this one has been released? don't u know u could be using ur day plan alongside ur night plan without waiting for the day plan to expiry first? text 120 to 131 instead of the 102. same price but my plan works anytime of the day including weekends 1 Like |
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 6:25pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
dubylhover: is anyone watching complications or wayward pines here? Last week I believed Dr Pilcher's version. Now, I don't know what to believe. Kate said something about a government experiment and I remembered ep 1 & 2. I'm so confused. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Student, Tobi Olasunkanmi Tops UK Varsity by SIRANDREWS: 7:27pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
good one tonychristopher: Stop been a tribalist...he is Nigerian not yoruba...does he look it
but if he's Igbo, he is a biafran right? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Things You Only See In India by SIRANDREWS: 5:01pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
damn!! |
TV/Movies / Re: Some Old American Hood/college Movies. by SIRANDREWS: 8:40am On Jul 02, 2015 |
where is 8 mile 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Promo: MTN Now Giving Out Free Internet Access To All Their Subscribers by SIRANDREWS: 8:37pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Rahmonbaba: Naij.com, an online portal, is helping to bring free mobile internet to Nigerians via the MTN network and the Opera software application. MTN users will be able to activate their free day of internet through Opera Mini on the MTN network. Which means you have access to browse for free with N0.00. No subscription or tweak required. What you need is to follow steps below accordingly and you are good to enjoying free Mtn browsing on your Smartphones or PC.
http://rahmonyz..com/2015/06/mtn-free-browsing-with-n000-rahmontech.html how can i use d simple server on PC using wireless hotspot? |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 7:02am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Suits is back!! |
Culture / Re: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by SIRANDREWS: 7:21pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Update:
1. Anambra
2. Ogun
3. Osun
4. Imo 4 Likes |
Culture / Re: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by SIRANDREWS: 7:20pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
chei! dem Anambra people dey rig dis thing oo. |
Culture / Re: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by SIRANDREWS: 7:18pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Dad - Ogun
Mum - Lagos |
Travel / Re: The Many Sides To Living In Lagos by SIRANDREWS: 9:53am On Jun 25, 2015 |
Lagos is a ........ |
Science/Technology / Re: The Sciences Discussion Thread. by SIRANDREWS: 9:21pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
why is the universe so massive?
can we ever explore our galaxy in a thousand years time?
When will we start investing money and time into theories that make faster than light travel possible?
the talk of infinite universes is so mind boggling
is our own universe ever going to contract?
brb....... |
Romance / Re: Would You Willingly Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend by SIRANDREWS: 6:46pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
an unbelievable question coming from Timbuktou. bullet ko grenade ni |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 6:37pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
ApexTitan:
Erlich is my favourite too. His blustering self confidence and presumption is just too funny, and interestingly he turns out to be right many times. one of my fav scenes was when he banged the second wife of one of the judges at the TechCrunch event. I laughed my @ss off! Erlich is the perfect character ( idiotic, calculative, outspoken ) i so much love that guy. Bighead is another character i like. |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SIRANDREWS: 6:35pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
UjSizzle: Et tu Olly? would it be too much if i said i'm happy olly's parents are dead? |
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SIRANDREWS: 6:34pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Also, Daario and Jorah are off to rescue Khaleesi. I'm certain one of them will not return |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by SIRANDREWS: 6:10pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
freecocoa: Lol, me too, that dude is hilarious, I love the way he pronounces aviato.
The satanist and Pakistani are also funny, if they were gay or one female, I'll argue they are in love. I'm currently re-watching it. so loving the crew! |