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FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 7:12pm On Aug 10, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Buhahahahaha, Nairaland Una go kill person with laugh, l like your response although l dont eat snakes, but how does it taste though?
Lol...couldn't get myself to even taste it o. Those that did claimed it tastes really nice. Better than chicken they say.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 7:05pm On Aug 10, 2016
Lexusgs430:
And what's his intented intention 4 this very long belt? To wear around his internal waste and shit it out or decoration?
It's gone into a pot of soup already grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by SirElaw(m): 5:43pm On Aug 10, 2016
Moyosoreola:
Interview has been done expecting success, Share ur interview experience pips...Lagos team...
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
ghostntommy:
#teamawka was an all male affairs...lol...... interview went good. Expecting favourable results.
Please give a brief overview of how the interview went, what to expect and how you advice I get prepared. Mine is tomorrow.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2016
Seun Lalasticlala

You guys should let people see this o. Fp things.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 3:20pm On Aug 07, 2016
iceberryose:
I know the destination
No winsh can change it
LOL... Oya o Lalasticlala, come and do the needful.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 12:01pm On Aug 07, 2016
Mafizo:
We will outgrow this habit after we have finished wiping out all endangered species
And who told you the whiles were once like this
Since when did the Python become an endangered species. You say the whites are better than us but they mostly got there through industrialization which more or less wiped off habitats of animals like this.
Be content with what you have, appreciate your own process instead of comparing yourself to another.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 9:50am On Aug 07, 2016
Mafizo:
I know this will end up in peper soup.. Nigerians have no value for wildlife
This country is a disgrace in every aspect
I'm pro wildlife, but also human. Nature has a food chain that has to be respected and we are at the top of it. What would you do if you come across a snake like this, allow it slither away?
Give me a break please
@bolded I hope you aren't still in this country because that'll really be disgraceful of you.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 9:27am On Aug 07, 2016
Dreamwaker:
OK but why didn't he buy a live goat or something. I'm sure they will be about the same price or the snake costs more.
35k. Variety is the spice of life. It's not everytime you eat beef or goat meat. Sometimes eat snake meat.
FoodRe: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 9:14am On Aug 07, 2016
Dreamwaker:
Don't eat that too quick. Did he buy it alive or was it dead? How long ago has it been killed?
He bought it from those who killed it. It was very fresh though
FoodThe Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by SirElaw(op): 9:08am On Aug 07, 2016
So a friend of mine traveled to Lagos and on his way back, he got this lovely creature grin
Have you ever seen a snake this big?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 12:33pm On Aug 02, 2016
sayodele90
phenomenal625

Have you been contacted?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 10:29am On Aug 01, 2016
DoubleHcuteBabe:
Sorry to bother u too much. Just that I didn't get the mail... pls help. Thanks a lot
Resent
Aroboi:
Pls I would also need the past questions and answer...my email is alex.isgood@yahoo.com....tnx.
chuksgunner:
Evening. please I just leaned about this thread tonight. I need past kpmg question papers. kindly send to veraharmony@yahoo.com and chuksscott@gmail.com. thanks a million in advance!!!
Sent
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 12:38pm On Jul 31, 2016
Sent. Sorry for the delay.

DoubleHcuteBabe:
Pls help me. I need the materials too. henrietta.ikoriovbe@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2016
Did mine on the 15th. Haven't heard anything from them as well. Guess we are in the same boat...along with sleoyiyahooco grin

sayodele90:
Hello house,pls jes wanna know if anyone who chose FRM department has been called for AC cos i did my credentials submission since 3rd of may n have nt heard anything from them...any help will be most appreciated.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 10:08pm On Jul 26, 2016
QRM...I guess you are a lawyer. FRM was my first choice, followed by Audit then TRPS. Still expecting their mail.

sleoyiyahooco:
Yeah. I did mine on 15th as well. Chose the QRM department. What department did you choose? Have you been called?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 3:41pm On Jul 26, 2016
Did anyone else have his/her document verification at the tower on the 15th of this month?
SportsRe: Adebayo Akinfenwa 'the Beast' Wants Chicken For Pre-match Before England Call-up by SirElaw(m): 1:10pm On Jul 26, 2016
This big and 34, yet playing. You are the real MVP sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 2:13pm On Jul 24, 2016
3 months ago. Oga o

chidozy15:
I chose MC at first over 3 months ago and wasnt called for AC, I suddenly got a mail last 2 weeks that the MC unit is filled up andvto choose another one. I chose Audit and itvwas the audit MC I participated in
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 10:16am On Jul 24, 2016
Did my verification on the 15th as well and I applied to Financial Risk Management. I haven't been contacted as well. I guess its a department thingy.

sleoyiyahooco:
Chidozi. What department did you apply to. I applied to the Quality and Risk Management Department. Did verification on the 15th but haven't being called to the assessment center
CareerRe: Dogs Representing All Levels At Your Office - Hilarious Photo! by SirElaw(m): 8:40pm On Jul 15, 2016
Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 9:51pm On Jul 01, 2016
freemile2ru:
50 questions so I heard and about an hour given for the CBT test. U get the result instantly, if u pass u will be told to move to the next room for the essay. But if u didn't pass, gameover
thanks boss. Where's your venue?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m): 5:27pm On Jul 01, 2016
So sisichels, some last minute info are required for preparation.
1. How much time is allowed for the test
2. How many questions and if possible breakdowns of different segments
3. Is there a known pass mark and if there is please tell.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m):
SirElaw:
God bless you sisichels.

Please I also need the pack.
Thank you. Received. God bless you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m):
freemile2ru:
Please qoute me if u need me to send u the kits, sisichels has really tried, may God reward her
Please send to me as well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m):
freemile2ru:
Please qoute me if u need me to send u the kits, sisichels has really tried, may God reward her
Please send to me as well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by SirElaw(m):
sisichels:
Sent to all the above
God bless you sisichels.

Please I also need the pack.
PoliticsRe: FBI List Of Nigeria’s Richest Politicians - Herald.ng by SirElaw(m): 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
Ijaya123:
Quit ranting and don't be too excited. All you've got here is a fake story.

If you believe this, then you equally believed GEJ finished and completed the 2nd Niger bridge.
This yeye list Das published sometime in July 2015

http://timeofgist.com/us-unveils-16-richest-politicians-from-nigeria-and-names-of-us-banks-they-starch-away-public-funds/
PoliticsRe: FBI List Of Nigeria’s Richest Politicians - Herald.ng by SirElaw(m): 2:00pm On Jun 12, 2016
The absence of Akpabio makes this list scream Fake!

- This same list published sometime in July 2015

http://timeofgist.com/us-unveils-16-richest-politicians-from-nigeria-and-names-of-us-banks-they-starch-away-public-funds/
PropertiesRe: What Is The Estimated Cost for DECKING 2 Bedroom Duplex by SirElaw(m): 6:57am On Jun 09, 2016
All I want is a Frontpage feature. cool
WebmastersRe: Can Adquet Compare To Google Adsense by SirElaw(m): 6:53am On Jun 09, 2016
Give me a minute. I'll just Google it.
SportsRe: The Last Portraits Of Muhammad Ali By Zenon Texeira by SirElaw(m): 3:23pm On Jun 06, 2016
JhyMedex:
N HIS REWARD WAS PARKINSON'S DX ABI..
A PROGRESSIVE N DEGENERATIVE NEURO IMPAIRMENT WIT NO CURE.. ABI?..
No his reward was greatness. We have this convo today out of awe of what he achieved with his life.

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