₦airaland Forum

Goodlyhrt:
I have never falling inlove in my whole life and I didnt know what it felt like before now.


Buh now my whole body is shaking, depression is killing me. For the past three or four days now I've never slept nor eaten properly and now I think am down with fever.


I invested so much emotion in this relationship as per my first real relationship, and seeing I've a slight disability in my right leg (not polio buh my one leg is really thin and shorter than the other I had to support it with my arm while working) and the prospect of having a girl love me unconditionaly overwhelmed me and this came after seriously praying for a girlfriend. She was like an answer to my prayer buh now am wrecked.


Found out that am in a pity relationship and the girl in question seems to jump at anything with a torso, a born flirt and a dirty one at that and she can lie like wtf.


Pls sir, I need help in whichever way. Thanks in anticipation


cc: fitnessdoctor

Don't worry,everything is gonna be alright.Don't kill yourself because of a hoe,trust me a better partner is patiently waiting somewhere.


Cheers

missiret:
it's very hard for me to let go, I mean very very hard, d thought of it sef is killing me

What are you insinuating? I want you to know the truth;you are his side chic...no offence.


Just move on,do you wanna kill yourself because of love?It is very obvious,you are love drunk,just be careful to avoid stories...


Chase the paper and live your life.Work on your self esteem...thank me later

aolawale025:
This assessment looks like a report from APC media

It is very obvious.

Iseoluwani:
lala got carried away that he posted the news twice

The news is equivalent to ten snakes..

emorse:
I believe it can. There's a similar building in Japan. Its fitted with giant springs at the corners so it only sways from side to side during earthquakes. The furniture are screwd to the floor.

Thanks for the information, good morning.

Keneking:
Edet is doing very well

I love his new look(no homo),Immaculate featured him in one of her video...forgotten the title.I wish him best of luck.

rychard:
I remember those days that network subscribers will charge you default fee if you don't recharge your phone for a while, they also block customers who had not used their lines (make or receive calls) for more than 30 days.. Now its the other way round, they give you welcome back bonus when you recharge or put back your sim card in your phone after a long period..
I still stick with Mtn, no doubt they are the most reliable , the other two sims,(Glo and ex-etisalat) I alternate them in my other phone after every 30days to get the welcome.bonus.. Glo give up to 400% bonus as welcome back ,chaii.... Life is good

Change is the only constant thing in life.


Still team Mtn and 9mobile

mexxyaaron:
You are very right,its was rigged in Massively in obalende,(holychild secondary school and toyan street polling unit) in favour of APC.
I don't support any party but let's do it right.

May you live long my brother.Sarrki and his co apologists won't say anything about this.They are under surveillance, they can never call a spade a spade.

system21:
The results is impossible in lagos, I don't think apc can win with this margin in lagos.

With rigging all things are possible.

udemzyudex:
Lol.. Election that have already been won by APC before it even took place?


Mtcheew.. They can only deceive the gullible ones not me.
After imposing their preferred candidate you think, they can't do everything it takes to put them there?

Most Nigerians are born mumu.

A bottle of chilled palm wine for you.

seunmsg:
The take away is that it was a very free and fair election. APC won cleanly without the sort of rigging that is usually associated with local government election in Nigeria. Kudos to Lagos for always leading the way.

Lol,wetin happen for obalende yesterday?


Free and fair my foot

IpobExposed:
hmm.

I dedicate this Nairaland to God. for them to keep putting Christian things on front page every Sunday is lovely.

The growth of Nairaland will never cease.

And the enemies of Nairaland like Liepods will be shut down.

They formed Biafrasay.com but God is still pushing seun and Nairaland.

God bless all able mods. Good morning all. I will report later to my duty

Did Jesus/Yeshua post offensive words and fake news to the world.I'm a westerner but I'm always ashamed of your comments and topics because you are a bigot.



"Alagabagebe"

hakeem4:
He was one of the best African leaders Africa ever had

With the likes of Thomas sankara, obafemi awolowo, Patrice lumumba, nelson mandela kwame Nkrumah, murtala Mohammed, olusegun obasanjo, Rawlings

You must be joking,please respect the late Pan Africans,remove obasanjo from that list.

Explorers:
7. Antilia, 1 billion USD.




Owned by Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani, this 34-storey mammoth of a home is designed to survive an earthquake of magnitude 8d.0 and contains 3 helipads alongs with a parking space enough for 160 cars.

Money answereth almost everything,but this building can't survive earthquake...

kevoh:
Nice one. Naptu2 has this Nigerian flavour to his history. You know that type of flavour you hunger for when you have not tasted Nigerian dish for more than 20 years while explorers is more like someone tasting American burger for the first time.

Lol,you are correct.

engrkaz:
I was at the beach when lagbaja omo baba muko muko was chased off d stage....

Please can you narrate the story,the "the way,the way..." part cracked my ribs so hard.

Ishilove:
This is one of the most educative and entertaining thread on Nairaland in recent times. Good job, naptu2

To be honest, I listened to Manu Dibango's 'Ma ko makoss', and although it's really nice, I prefer MJ's version. It's more upbeat.

It is so irksome that foreign artists keep stealing beats from Africans.

Come to think of it, I never knew Tee Mac was such a huge artist in his day. Wow! 'Fly Robin, Fly', huh? Triple wow

Hate or love it,Naptu2 and Explorers are masters of history and discovery. They are the "Natgeo wild" of Nairaland.


I doff my hat...respekkkk

chuksbaby:
those people mtn gave 10mb... no need to open this thread

hisses and walk away..

You no well...can't stop laughing...


Big up Naptu2

lavenjcrown:
Mi o le wa Kuquote author=sirfee post=58716370]

Lol,Na so bruv...mi o raye oshi...

Ifeanyi4491:
There is a crisis at Agege Local Government Secretariat at the moment after agents of the opposition parties in the state found ballot papers in one of seven commercial buses in front of the secretariat.

It was learnt that the two occupants of the vehicle ran away after the ballot papers were discovered by the opposition party agents. The agents are accusing the ruling APC in the state of trying to rig the election.

https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092638/Agege7.jpg
https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092509/Agege2.jpg
https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092504/Agege1.jpg
https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092501/Agege6.jpg
https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092457/Agege5.jpg
https://punchng.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/22092453/Agege4.jpg

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/photos-protest-over-ballot-papers-found-in-bus-at-agege/amp/

We know dem,na their way,apcshit and th*efnubu are working.


One apchit schmuck fanatic was arguing with me on another thread earlier,I hope he is viewing this thread.

Ayiibobo:
that's your problem,u don't need to say shit abt ur useless self sitting ur arse out during an election,..if u don't know anything about politics,just stick to ur telemundo and watch away ur future

I believe the rain is really affecting your brain this morning,I'm not an e-warrior but be careful don't start what you can't finish.Don't kill yourself because of 3 cups of rice and a T-shirt. How old are you?what do you know about politics.


Nigga behave yourself,talking about future,I'm working,I ain't a lazy ass like you...

Ayiibobo:
sit out your future and the future of ur coming generation OK,no one will comman beat u

Keep quiet,I live in Lagos,there's nothing like election in Lagos state...selection is the tradition.I'd start voting when thi*fnubu is no more a polithiefcian.���

izzou:
Our councillor has never showed his face since the last elections. Our local government chairman has never done any single project apart from collecting tenement rate in the past four years, and you want me to go and vote.

Tufiakwa

How i wish we all could boycott all these elections sef. We don too mumu sef.

How can we just be voting and not seeing results sef? For how long?

Our polithiefcians do not care about us.I see no reason why we should vote for them.



I'm in my house watching telemundo..they should coman beat me

PrinceMario:
Ode! The idiot did not even know Naeto C is a rich kid. From an extremely wealthy home.

Some fools also liked your comments... Smh

You guys should stop quoting that attention seeker.You've given him enough.

Congrats Super C......the only Mc with Msc...



"Ako mi ti poju"

MobileGees:
On average, 75 year old has spent 25 years asleep, 5 years eating and 10 Years of doing other miscellaneous things that a total of 40 years wasted either you like it or not.

Most introverts lie to themselves that they find solace in their loneliness which I know it's a big lie which is why most introvert easily gets depressed and are not able to Overcome their emotions, like I said this life is too short to "come and go" and die heart attack due to depression

The funniest parts is when to introverts fall in love with each other, they will just be looking at each other like zombies waiting for who would make the first move. They hardly get a girlfriend even if they do it doesn't last which makes most of them find solace in masturbation, the worst of it all is that most of the female ones will
never reach orgasm, one of the best gift of life.

Even job self them no fit get because most employers will prefer to employ an extroverted person to an introvert which limit their chance of getting a good job.

In a short note, an introverted attitude is a curse which only the brave are able to break free except for deliverance from a pastor

Cc: Cleopatra4
lamarrj
SPEEDEPITOME

F9

You are just seeking for attention

ransomed:
Create a buffer zone for yourself, mount a wall of protection around you, set limits to encroachment on your territory, seclude yourself from merry makers and unfriendly friends then you will identify your foes. Stay indoor during holidays. Attend church without joining any service group. See no evil and talk no evil then you will know that the heart of human is desperately wicked and only God can search it. Tell people the truth they will still probe further to provoke you to anger, then why answer them. People talk their destiny away by confiding in adversary they term as friend who goes abound undermining and backstabbing. Commune with your creator and avoid the cacophony of lieing tongues who engage in idle talk, gist, gossiping, backbiting and character assasination. Give short responces like yes, no, later, no problem, don't know and move on to enjoy your sweet quietness. Is it a crime to enjoy my space without interferrence?

A billion likes for this post,you've said it all,I owe you a bottle of chilled palmwine...

MisterKings:
Introverts are mostly people from the water zodiac signs.

Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio

Also the earth zodiacs get that too

Taurus
Capricorn
And virgo

So those of you beating up yourselves should let it be. This is who you are. Someone within ur sign will find and love you just the way you are

I'm reppin' Sagittarius,I'm also introverted...

Sometimes it is hereditary

MilesLamar:
Damian Marley and Nas Album comes to mind

Distant relative.... evergreen

adonbilivit:
Dude killed Jay Z's "BAM" track hook.

Gangster Dont live in a "tenament" yard...too much chatti chatti and so so so...too much watchi watchi and so so so.

Damian is a genius,he murdered "distant relative" album with Nas also.

VictorJoshua:
My Dear Nairalanders,compare The Above Statement Wit D Above Topic And Tell Me Wat System Of Government Operates In Nigeria Today.

Oligarchy or aristocracy