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Family / Re: AWidow That Didn't Visit Me When I Gave Birth Expects Christmas Money From Me by SirLakes: 12:16pm On Dec 29, 2023
Givers never lack grin


And, you will never lack 🙏

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by SirLakes: 2:49pm On Dec 28, 2023
Wetin you want make we tell you grin


You wan marry liability before?

You no well
Romance / Re: I Don't Find My Fiancee Attractive Anymore by SirLakes: 12:53pm On Dec 28, 2023
And you gree knack her belle grin

What improvement you want in her appearance, you no see how she take be before when you dey knack her?

You are not a serious person.....she doesn't carry her sef well, you can't correct her?

Your eyes don dey outside before na because she carry belle born give you probably unplanned na why you still dey with her.

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Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by SirLakes: 12:26pm On Dec 28, 2023
Dey play with diabetes, hypertension and stroke

You dey weight 68 already....e never reach you

Okay ooo..... you gon lurrn

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Family / Re: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by SirLakes: 5:11pm On Dec 27, 2023
Zonefree:
Must be skit.

No African mother will reject a successful son unless she's a witch.

The joy of every mother is to see her sons progress.


So, a 22 year old 200 level student should be broke and poor in Nigeria?
I bought my first land in 300 level.

This is the problem with Nigerians. The reason police profile a young boy driving a car as yahoo boy.

Young boys are making money without yahoo. Yahoo is not the only means of making money online.

As a student, learn a skill while studying. Don't always depend on your parents.


If I no get work that she's aware of and knows that I can really afford it....my mama no go collect.

No be all mama be I never chop
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by SirLakes: 10:08am On Dec 27, 2023
Na wa
Career / Re: Planning To Resign From Current Job by SirLakes: 10:40am On Dec 26, 2023
I source of income is a disaster grin
That money at hand is nothing, can't do much

Continue with your job, and start the farming with it else, You gon lurrn cool
Religion / Re: Checkout My Christmas Gift by SirLakes: 9:27pm On Dec 25, 2023
How much dem dey sell Bible now
Food / Re: See The Chicken I Bought 6k Today by SirLakes: 9:25pm On Dec 25, 2023
E never ripe


Abeg return to the owner grin
Celebrities / Re: What Lagbaja Did When I Told Him I Was Leaving His Band – Ego Ihenacho by SirLakes: 9:21pm On Dec 25, 2023
Tk4all:
If it were those other guys wey de smoke weed, person for don die now



I no mention name o

Awon eyan samu toh lerry grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Problem Will Not Be Resolved By Palliatives — Kukah by SirLakes: 5:58pm On Dec 25, 2023
They know nah, they just want to use the opportunity to loot the country dry
Business / Re: Kogi Man Returns ₦5.85 Million Erroneously Transferred To His Bank Account(pics) by SirLakes: 11:50am On Dec 25, 2023
E no get option nah
Food / Re: Nigerians Complain About Inability To Afford Chicken For Christmas by SirLakes: 11:43am On Dec 25, 2023
Chicken fee na your mate? grin grin
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Should Not Japa From Nigeria by SirLakes: 11:31am On Dec 25, 2023
You want make I swear for you, but in the spirit of Christmas I won't grin


Op behave

If you don't want to leave let those who are interested in leaving do so in peace and shut the Bleep up

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Administration Will Wipe Away Your Tears - Akpabio Tells Nigerians by SirLakes: 5:16am On Dec 25, 2023
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Sports / Re: Controversies On Mohamed Salah Every Christmas Period! by SirLakes: 5:12am On Dec 25, 2023
He is not a terrorist
Religion / Re: Has The Spirit Of Stealing Been Unleashed On Our Kids This Christmas? (Pic) by SirLakes: 8:16pm On Dec 24, 2023
Out of everything wey dey sup na this one dey give you sleepless nights grin

You no get serious issue to tend to? Your village people no know where you dey?


Just Bleep of man
Politics / Re: LASG Seals Quilox, Warns Sol, The Good And Landmark Beaches Over Safety Infracti by SirLakes: 3:32pm On Dec 24, 2023
Sey na this festive period e suppose be grin

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Food / Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by SirLakes: 1:38pm On Dec 24, 2023
damble:


I DEDICATE "AJE KUN IYA" BY DINO MELAYE TO HIM...

WHAT A GREAT JAMS
grin grin

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Food / Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by SirLakes: 1:35pm On Dec 24, 2023
Where una dey see this money grin grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Uncovers N37B Fraud In Humanitarian Ministry, Indicts Sadiya Umar-Farouk by SirLakes: 7:22am On Dec 24, 2023
Do we need Efcc to tell us this grin

The same woman who fed school children with a huge sum in their school during COVID lock down grin

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Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by SirLakes: 11:07pm On Dec 23, 2023
Fountainofyouth:



You are the ultimate dullard with a pig infested brain, same as your parents.

Wasted sperm

Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by SirLakes: 10:30pm On Dec 23, 2023
Fountainofyouth:
90% Nigerian men are always entitled to their parents property, they never want to build or have theirs, smh.

You just manufacture percentage anyhow from your bug infested brain grin grin grin

You are a dullard grin
Politics / Re: Vice President Kashim Shettima Receives Traditional Title In Anambra by SirLakes: 10:25pm On Dec 23, 2023
Why our Igbo brethren dey fams boko brethren grin

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Education / Re: An Assistant Lecturer Salary In A Federal University by SirLakes: 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2023
Ameduedwin:
that is the mentality of we Black, is security only ment for the gate? security in cooperate organisation are the professional body hire or employ to oversee and protect human life and property of and organisation. some employ graduate and pay them Base on their gualification. those at the gate are for the access control purpose ie to check mate any items going out and coming in for proper documentation . ordinary gate Man can not documents or write incident report nah .

Which one is black man mentality here

Just simple explanation will do. It is your field or profession not mine! I confused you for a gateman which is often referred to as security. Reason I asked 'the man at the gate?'

Be calming down Mr white man's mentality ;
Health / Re: Sniffing Women’s Tears Reduces Male Aggression By 44% - New Study by SirLakes: 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2023
Sniffing pants go fit cure depression and aggression niyen oooo grin grin


Who go fund this research make I run am grin
Politics / Re: I’m Dying Of Cancer, Allow Me To Return To Nigeria – Diezani Begs Tinubu by SirLakes: 11:06am On Dec 23, 2023
Me sef go like loot the country and later turn burn again grin grin

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Crime / Re: Enugu Police Arrest Man With Fake Naira Notes by SirLakes: 8:38am On Dec 23, 2023
Anything fake.....we know where it's located grin
Business / Re: CBN Lifts Ban On Cryptocurrency Transactions by SirLakes: 7:59am On Dec 23, 2023
TheGiftedOne:
What I just read is like saying you can kill a goat for meat but you mustn't chew it before you swallow.

The most confusing piece of crap I've seen in a long while. Nonsense circular with no iota of clarity.

I think say na only me see am like so, and people bin rejoicing grin
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Launches ₦‎950 Million Elderly Support Scheme In Lagos by SirLakes: 6:58am On Dec 23, 2023
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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Is A Dirty Industry, If They Can’t Use You, They'll Block You – Kunle by SirLakes: 3:49am On Dec 23, 2023
Sey na only movie industry e dey happen??

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Education / Re: An Assistant Lecturer Salary In A Federal University by SirLakes: 3:25am On Dec 23, 2023
Ameduedwin:
you call it security at the gate abi? does bank employ security for the purpose of opening of gate. bank employ professional, intelligence and educated. do you understand?

Okay, those who tell you 'Welcome to first bank' at the gate, at the security door are gateman and not security? Am I the one mixing things up?

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