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Family / Re: My Son Is Getting Married Without My Approval. by SirLakes: 1:31pm On Oct 07, 2023
Why did he not carry you along with the plan undecided
Autos / Re: Why Carmart.ng Remains The Best Website To Buy Cars In Nigeria by SirLakes: 1:09pm On Oct 07, 2023
Typing:



Are you a webmaster? How much will you design a simple website?

Define what you mean by simple wink
Autos / Re: Why Carmart.ng Remains The Best Website To Buy Cars In Nigeria by SirLakes: 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2023
Make I help you baff your site at a price..... you just dey parade nulled script wey dem slap together 😀

You won't die if you employ someone to clean it up and make it look attractive and interactive grin

Well done sha!!!
oya, Come and do car give away so we can take you serious grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Reactions Trail BBN Tacha's Dressing As She Visits Lagos State CP by SirLakes: 10:48am On Oct 07, 2023
Revolution2022:
Why will a police officer have tv inside his office?

So wetin suppose dey the office....town crier?

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Celebrities / Re: Reactions Trail BBN Tacha's Dressing As She Visits Lagos State CP by SirLakes: 10:47am On Oct 07, 2023
Why are the jobless people reacting
Politics / Re: Eight Killed, Scores Injured As Osun Communities Fight Over Land by SirLakes: 10:43am On Oct 07, 2023
Land wey Ronu people go still sell give omo Igbo, dey still have to kill themselves over it first grin


Tufiakwa grin

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Travel / Re: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by SirLakes: 10:41am On Oct 07, 2023
ehikwe22:


To make legitimate income is not easy in Europe and America and you'll be ready to do any kind of labour job that's rejected by their people

Come and push your wheelbarrow here instead of pushing it there.


You wan dey claim say you geh options for another man's land, in your own land, you get options....Msc holders dey collect less than 35k, na dream job be that one abi anyhow job.


Mtcheeew!!

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Travel / Re: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by SirLakes: 10:20am On Oct 07, 2023
ehikwe22:


You sound like a man that's never left his village. I live in Europe and I can tell you what Nigerians are facing here. You'll face depression for several years unless you were brought in by a close family member that's a citizen with good jobs and established. It's worth the trouble but many people don't want their person to pass through all that

Go sidon joor


Na only you go Europe

I even know person wey dey same Europe illegally after him paper expire, e don build 3 good house for here! Person wey fit borrow money from a day old baby when he dey naija.

Una matter just tire pesin

If you go there and still no make am, your village people dey on top your matter.

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Travel / Re: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by SirLakes: 8:21am On Oct 07, 2023
The friend go soon call you make you dey help him supervise the estate wey he dey build grin


If you supported Buhari and still gave your vote to APC again... your japa dream will not be a success grin

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Education / Re: Black SA Teacher Assaulted At School in China, Left With Black Eye! (PICS) by SirLakes: 7:03am On Oct 07, 2023
Rostikol:


IN YOUR BLASTED DREAMS.

The very WORST African government today is 100 times better than EVERY COLONIAL REGIME in Africa's history.

At independence in 1960, Nigeria did not have ONE power plant, after 70 years of British rule and export of Nigerian resources.

They didn't even build a national grid!

Literacy rate was 5% at independence, compared to 75% today, courtesy of black government.

Zero industries were established. Everything was about extracting raw materials for EXPORT.

Malnutrition was rife and people walked around barefoot in the 1950s.

Same applied to the rest of the African colonies apart from South Africa, were the colonialists reinvested the proceeds of exports because they considered it 'their' country and settlement.

The rest of Africa was COMPREHENSIVELY LOOTED by the colonialists, such that they were basically pure BUSH at independence, needing billions of dollars of investment in basic amenities TILL TODAY, 60 years after they left.

SO WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THEIR EARNINGS FROM OUR RESOURCES THEY EXPORTED FOR A CENTURY?

Why was virtually the entire continent an undeveloped BUSH at independence, despite your magical 'superior' whites ruling for a whole century uninterrupted?

Does that question ever occur to your thick, colonised head?




I don't have time to debate a *** like you.

Take your shithole country as a case study, do you need centuries for it to be developed? The resources are not available? There are no templates your country and other African countries can copy to make their country better? instead your leaders would rather go and have political meetings over there.

Did the colonial masters place a gun on Abachas head that made him loot your ancestors and your future to the white man's land.

You are an grin and a slowpoke!

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Education / Re: Black SA Teacher Assaulted At School in China, Left With Black Eye! (PICS) by SirLakes: 7:52pm On Oct 06, 2023
The day Africans will rise up and start offing their political leaders one after the other, that's the day Africa will be liberated.


Those leaders are worst than the colonizers!
Sports / Re: Saudi Arabia Ready To Suspend Its Alcohol Ban To Boost Its Bid To Host 2034 WC by SirLakes: 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2023
We understand, na same same all una be grin

Our northern brothers can collect tax proceeds from Alcohol they don't want to see in their land, collection of tax proceeds from Alcohol is not Haram, it's only the alcohol bottle and it's content that is Haram grin


Religion na scam
Politics / Re: Adopt Visa-On-Arrival Reciprocity Or Face Retaliation: Minister, Tunji-Ojo by SirLakes: 1:47pm On Oct 06, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. O mo mehmeh. If you and your forebears had built something formidable and resilient like the city of Lagos, you will understand why we guard our cherished collective progress seriously. 2020 burning of our city by outsiders who hate us will never happen again sir.

Your fore father Balablu that built Lagos forgot to build a good hospital that can take care of his leaking butt.


Big fool you are
Politics / Re: Adopt Visa-On-Arrival Reciprocity Or Face Retaliation: Minister, Tunji-Ojo by SirLakes: 1:37pm On Oct 06, 2023
Fools

Even Balablu can not do without recharging his battery🔋in their land (hospital)
Politics / Re: NURTW Appoints MC Oluomo As South-west Acting Chairman by SirLakes: 1:05pm On Oct 06, 2023
MC oluomo the unilag and South West number one leader and menthol

Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by SirLakes: 4:31am On Oct 06, 2023
Funkyswagzz:
The kinda strange stuff going on Abuja these days

When we have a strange man sitting in the highest office in Abuja, a man who claimed to have inherited real estates for unknown parents grin grin

What do you expect grin

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Politics / Re: Thank You FBI! Hold Your Breath Guys. It Is Coming! - Jackson Ude (Photo) by SirLakes: 7:39pm On Oct 05, 2023
Righthussle:
This Ude guy never learn anything about Nigeria. Una go explain tire for Supreme Court.

Supreme Court go use 8 hours explain why what Tinubu did is not really forgery but just "gery". Make una wait.
Dem go commot the for wey dey there grin
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Two Over Identity Theft, Romance Scam In Abuja by SirLakes: 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2023
They don't know names?
Politics / Re: States Divided Over FG's ₦‎35,000 Wage Awards To Federal Workers by SirLakes: 11:32am On Oct 05, 2023
Nigerians are just stupid


Like what the hell sad
Family / Re: Rising Cost Of Living In Nigeria, What Of The Poor Among Us? by SirLakes: 3:56pm On Oct 01, 2023
Let the poor keep Ronuing


If the poor are really tired, APC won't get enough vote to the extent that it will be possible for them to rig Balablu to Aso Rock

Make we dey enjoy the renewed shege dey go cheesy
Business / Re: Driveinhud Rebranded As inHud (Pictures) by SirLakes: 12:11pm On Sep 29, 2023
StarLait:
You have fine staff
In the last picture, what is the name of the lady at the back and the lady at the right center
Are they single?
And what is their name on Facebook
Guy grin cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Subsidy: You Can’t Go On Strike, FG Tells NLC, TUC by SirLakes: 9:55pm On Sep 28, 2023
If NLC can't strike the FG, then make Thunder strike the FG.... something must strike grin

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Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by SirLakes: 8:14pm On Sep 28, 2023
Op dey give us Lamba grin
Culture / Re: Dallas Has Officially Declared October 7, 2023 As Yoruba Festival Day by SirLakes: 4:15pm On Sep 28, 2023
leviaka:
A tribalistic people celebrating Yoruba day in a civilized country, in Lagos or any other Yoruba state, try and speak Igbo in a gathering or in a bus and see how irritated they will be, sometimes ago a Yoruba boss sent his servant to buy him newspapers, the boy went and bought some papers, the Oga went berserk and threw the champion newspaper(owned by an Igbo man) at him .
A church rccg posted an Igbo pastor somewhere in surulere the congregation mostly Yoruba’s became very angry and majority of them left that church, I will say it and say it always, if the Yoruba’s have not been part of Nigeria, our country would have been an interesting place to live , they are horrible people when it comes to tribalism, with the exception of a few of them, they will tell you that they are accommodating (lie from the pit of hell) they are fetish, vindictive , wicked and cowards.
If you can celebrate your culture in another land, let others celebrate theirs in your land , instead one conehead wants to introduce indigenous laws, their new train station they have introduced Yoruba language, you are afraid your language will erode, but you are happy to introduce your language in another land and wants it to be recognized, but you don’t want to recognize other languages in your own land , bunch of hypocrites.

You didn't mention how similar stories to the one you narrated happen in your own region. Abi make I help you grin grin


I jus say make I remind you...ewu

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Culture / Re: Dallas Has Officially Declared October 7, 2023 As Yoruba Festival Day by SirLakes: 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2023
grin
Events / Re: Over 4,000 Registered For Kano Mass Wedding by SirLakes: 8:47am On Sep 28, 2023
The only thing they can contribute to the country is mass procreation grin

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Crime / Re: Police Parade 92 Suspects In Enugu, Recover Arms by SirLakes: 8:29am On Sep 27, 2023
South yeast is the safest region people.... how fa grin
Politics / Re: I Shed Tears On Nigerian Roads – Umahi by SirLakes: 8:23am On Sep 27, 2023
Na today you just know say roads are bad

O ni ku re grin

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Politics / Re: More Factories, Businesses May Shut Down As Diesel Hits ₦‎1,100/Litre by SirLakes: 8:22am On Sep 27, 2023
If you are producing essential stuff all you do is shift the burden on the consumers.....

Sebi we don't want to have sense in this country ni

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Politics / Re: Anambra Officials Visit LAMATA In Lagos For Training On Transport Planning by SirLakes: 7:47pm On Sep 26, 2023
I can't laff grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Heads To Appeal Court by SirLakes: 7:42pm On Sep 26, 2023
Nobody can take/rescue Lagos state from the claws of balablu as long as he's still around.

It's better a man knows when to leave in a fight so he can fight another day grin

Ire oooo!

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: FBI Has 70,000 Pages On Tinubu. We Requested 2,500 by SirLakes: 6:04pm On Sep 26, 2023
The biggest thief on earth sef no get 70,000 pages grin

Make una dey lie softly nah grin

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