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Romance / Re: Is Having A Big Pénis – An Achievement For A Man? by SIRmanjar(m): 8:50pm On Dec 07, 2017
Yes Of course but my anger be say you no fit use am collect MONEY for BANK angry
Crime / Re: How Biafran Soldiers Shot Obasanjo At The Buttocks - Alabi Isama by SIRmanjar(m): 4:58am On Dec 03, 2017
Hahaha!Funny guy..The part that cracked me up was were he said Obj ran from an attack scene ad claimed he was going to portharcout to get ammunition. cheesy
Religion / Re: Africa Richest Man Dangote Have 1 Private Jet, Pastor Oyedepo Has 4: Daddy Freez by SIRmanjar(m): 3:46am On Nov 25, 2017
datproject:

Why not pack all the youths in your community or your jobless family member to them to give job to you because you are jobless? When has the sole responsibility of church turned to job creation. Do the church look like a ministry of labour to you? If you are jobless, why not channel your frustration to your government or elected political office holders? If church provides job for youths or not, what is your business about that? must they come to your bedroom to give you breakdown of how many youths they have employed or how church administration is run or are you expecting the church to post the names of people they have helped on social media for them to receive your praise? How many ushers, cleaners or securities (that pained you pass) as you claimed have cried to you that they were not paid by the church after they were hired? If they exist, how many have you helped yourself?, how many have you provided shelter for? otherwise, believe me , you are worse and more guilty of what you are accusing others of. We only rush to accuse others when ourselves are worse than the worst.
Another bag of garbage..your problem is stupidity..you where the one that said if we know how many pipu they have provided jobs in the first garbage you wrote...I made it clear to you they dont provide any job.you come reply me with dis crap..

Mumu pikin how many jobs dem don provide?Abi you be pastor pikin?
Point of correction i ad my household have helpd pipu more than those celebrity pastor u worship....To the point of sheltering strangers..So i have evry right to criticize them if they do wrong.
Politics / Re: Feminist Nkechi Bianze Describes Women Killing Their Husband As Revolution by SIRmanjar(m): 4:39pm On Nov 24, 2017
Chai! My head don scatter..Govt should use dat woman as scape goat to act as a detriment to others..
She should be horse whipped on all national television till the day she will be hanged.
If not..Man fit they waka on im own je jely,one feminist go pop out from no where shook am knife for back becos Im be man. angry

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Politics / Re: Maina Speaks From Hideout, Reveals What Must Be Done For Him To Come Out by SIRmanjar(m): 4:25pm On Nov 24, 2017
Hmmm! Wot of Damini Ogulu aka burna boy?
When im go speak from im own hide out?
Religion / Re: Africa Richest Man Dangote Have 1 Private Jet, Pastor Oyedepo Has 4: Daddy Freez by SIRmanjar(m): 4:17pm On Nov 24, 2017
datproject:
Op, enough is enough on this issue, remove the log on your own eyes first before you complaint about others. Have you done more good than them? If Dangote likes, he can buy 10, if it is what he needs at the moment, after all, he owns many trucks because he needs them for his business. Somebody who owns 4 jets has a reason best known to him for having 4 jets, stop criticizing blindly. Are you more learned than member of his church that you are now becoming advocate for them. Are there not charterd acountants, auditors, lawyers, engineers, doctors and professors who are far more learned, exposed and wiser than yourself? If the church money is used for personal purpose, do you think elders will just keep quiet. Has any member of his church ever accused him that he stole their money to buy jets? Is your own money missing and later found out to be stolen by the same man of God. If you have any evidence of fraud dealing, why not go with your evidences to efcc or law court and charge him to court instead of exposing your ignorance on social media. People like you will be happy because you are telling immoral people what they want to hear and you are calling it 'truth'. Believe me, you are abusing the word 'truth', you are being used by the devil indirectly to discourage gullible people/Christians in the last days while you think you are offering service for God. If you are envy of their successes, you better find out 'how' through humility. Do you know how many people these men of God have provided job for? Were you there when they gave there food and empty their accounts through faith to feed strangers. Is it because they are trying to follow biblical instruction by not listing publicly people they are helping and those they have helped that you are giving them another nams? Please, ask questions if you lack wisdom in certain areas before you come online to show your ignorance. Leave their judgement to God that call them, things of the spirit can never be understood by canal people. Before you accuse of others, put yourself on the scale first. Most times we accuse of others while we fail in the same thing we accuse others of. It is better to remove the log in your own eyes first!
See the garbage you wrote..How many youths have they given jobs?
The one wey pain me pass be say sum pipo go leave dem house clean church early morning sum go do security ad ushering under hot sun, dem nogo pay dem shi shi..
So which job dem don provide?

Wetin im dey use 4 private jet do..Im wan fly dem go heaven?

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Celebrities / Re: ''This Is Not Agbada'' - Femi Branch To Ebuka & His Tailor, Ugo Monye by SIRmanjar(m): 1:50pm On Nov 24, 2017
ZorGBUooeh:

Guy are you not ashamed?You no get shame sef?See as you dey claim another man culture ad the guy don bombard yu with fact..your crew don abandon you ad you still dey here dey yarn dust..
Oduduwa was a wrapper tying satanist who had no knowledge of agbada..You should be thankful to the northerners for giving you guys agbada.
Lol @ wrapper tying satanist..You just koboko the guy.. cheesy
As a yoruba mali,Niger,burkinafaso, own agbada..We Yorubas copied them after coying them we infused our own style.
Celebrities / Re: ''This Is Not Agbada'' - Femi Branch To Ebuka & His Tailor, Ugo Monye by SIRmanjar(m): 1:41pm On Nov 24, 2017
ZorGBUooeh:

Hahahahahahaha!Yu this boy you still dey dis thread..Its like you are so pained that Alimi ur FADAZ FADAZ lord introduced agbada to the entire yoruba race cheesy
Hahaha..So na Alimi dash Afonja Agbada?Hmmmm!
Politics / Re: Fashola: Plans To Reintroduce Toll Gates Nationwide Concluded by SIRmanjar(m): 6:59am On Nov 24, 2017
SHAKABOOM:


May God,Allah ad Jesus punish him ad his entire household..Heartless fool forming saint angry
I wonder when they will make prepaid meter available?And phcn is busy disconnecting people that have paid there monthly bill for owing unrealistic amount..Corrupt Criminals.

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Plans To Reintroduce Toll Gates Nationwide Concluded by SIRmanjar(m): 6:47am On Nov 24, 2017
May God punish you ad ur children for making life hard for Nigerianz.
From high Nepa bills to failure to provide prepaid meters,Now this.

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Religion / Re: The Road That Leads To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Hometown In Edo (Photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 3:58am On Nov 23, 2017
Op you sure say you well so?Is pastor Chris the ugly governor of Edo?Abi na im be minister of works?

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Politics / Re: Emeka Ojukwu Jnr Visits APC Headquarters, Reveals Why He Dumped APGA (Photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 3:46am On Nov 23, 2017
ZorGBUooeh:
Fat Losser..If ojukwu was alive he would have cursed ad disown you for joining apc.

I hate the guy shape..See as im be like Bag of Beans angry
Lols @ sack of beans..Im get pure water shape. cheesy

The guy suppose go on political exile after im sexy amazon iron lady step mum SPANK im FAT ass.

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Politics / Re: Dr Tony Nwoye Is Giant-killer;neglect Him At Your Own Peril– Ezenwa by SIRmanjar(m): 7:33am On Nov 20, 2017
Hahahaha!Giant killer indeed..Sorry sir Goliath killed David dis time.. cheesy
Apshit how far una?
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Defeats Emeka Ojukwu Junior In His Ward At Nnewi by SIRmanjar(m): 12:06pm On Nov 19, 2017
SHAKABOOM:
Hahaha!Losser..Apc winning Anambra is like Robert mugabe winning election in AMELIKA cheesy
Mr nwonye yu can try next time in Katsina..I feel yu will be very lucky dia.
Looooolzzzzz!Hahahaha..Ojukus son rendered himself useless as soon as he joined apc. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Governor Masari Empowers Students With Goats In Katsina (Photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 7:18am On Nov 15, 2017
Masari is working.
Una wan outdo una stupidity record for North..First na Benue ad kano,now na katsina..Only God knows what another gov up north will use ad empower his pipu next..May be a bag of pure water in GOMBE.

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Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane Buys A GLC300 Benz For Himself (Photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 10:27pm On Nov 14, 2017
Dis wan won compete with tekno by faya by force..The guy na tekno fan na why im copy im hair style.

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Health / Re: Man Vomits & Collapses At First Bank In Enugu (Photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 3:22pm On Nov 13, 2017
OboOlora:
I would have said 'hunger' but if he could afford that $450 Philip Plein top, then he's not hungry
True talk.. smiley
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari-indimi Looks Extremely Beautiful In New Photo by SIRmanjar(m): 12:36pm On Nov 13, 2017
See her scared shrinked chest angry
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Covers New African Woman Magazine by SIRmanjar(m): 3:51pm On Nov 02, 2017
See her brown teeth..Am sure she paid for the publicity.
Politics / Re: Things You Don't Know About Tinubu’s Late First Son, Jide (photo) by SIRmanjar(m): 6:47am On Nov 02, 2017
MIPNIG:

Who cares? Someone just died and you are using the situation to blow your horns as a well to do person capable of purchasing a rig. Bleep the Bleep off. After all the decent rant, you still took the back door to buy same asset. Quite idiotic.
HAHA!OMO you harsh ooo..
Make i blow my own trumpet sef..I remember working with him in warri we wanted to sell oyel well to bill gate but bill gate said he dint have solid cash cos hiz handling many project..I borrowd him the money ad he got the oyel well.He later paid me my money with interest.I was shocked when my spanish cheff told me of his death when i was chilling in my gaccuzi yerstday.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Rides Clean In Her G Wagons by SIRmanjar(m): 6:10am On Nov 02, 2017
makydebbie:
The fingers tho. How do ladies wash their "towtow" with this kain nails? undecided
lol..How she dey wipe yansh if she toilet finish..She her black knuckles like boxer hand.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Bally, Looking Dapper In Native Attire (photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 7:00pm On Oct 18, 2017
Mr bally I hope you flushed ur poo poo tuday?Fine pics cheesy

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Politics / Re: FG Set To Declare Taraba Militia A Terrorist Organization by SIRmanjar(m): 2:44pm On Oct 14, 2017
SHAKABOOM:
Hahahaha!Shebi the trabarians abi tarabites were among those shouting SAI BABA years back cheesy Abeg mekkuna enjoy the Cheng biko..Anybody wey complen IM MAMA LEFT YANSH..HiHiHi
Dia eyes don clear. sad

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Romance / Re: What's The Difference B/w Making Love And Having S*x? by SIRmanjar(m): 1:49pm On Oct 11, 2017
SHAKABOOM:
When yu make luv yu put ur heart,yur soul ad ur body in the act ad it usually involves 2 people in luv..The guy normally takes it easy on the gel.
While having sex involves 2 people who don't luv demselves that much..In the act the guy roughz the gel up buy pulling her hair,Smacking her ass,biting her nipples ad calling her dirty names..
In other words lovers make luv,while frendz with benefit have sex.
Hia in nairaland..I will luv to make luv with the likes of Rokia2 ad sekxy. cool
Lol..Who will you now sex?
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Not Coward Nor Betrayers. by SIRmanjar(m): 4:58pm On Oct 09, 2017
SHAKABOOM:

Ohk my coward son..So yu wanna hear ur warrior mentorz act of bravery..Ohk I go tell yu so yu go get small moral..They are so many I can't remember evrytin,so I will tell yu 3 of my exploits..

1)I single handedly finished 17 raps of FUFU ad nsala soup under 7 min in a though battle that took place in nwayi Asaba restaurant in Delta state.
2)I smashed a tall black gagantic big ass yoruba gel with my kondo..She felt my hit ad begged for mercy..She surrendered under 12 min 23 seconds after a well fought battle.

3)I slay dem nairaland Zombies here 24/7 without remorse..Be it Sarkki,omenka,rita babe,ishilove,yeske ad co yu can ask dem about me they will testify..I dint even mention the fine gels I toast on nairaland..The likes of ROKIA2 ad sexgzy. grin

Hope I dint bore yu with my exploits ad I hope yu learn from yur warrior mentor. wink
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Romance / Re: Guys!!! He Gave Me An STD Through BJ (photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 11:11pm On Oct 04, 2017
SHAKABOOM:

Oga yu sure say na back in the dayz?But ehh im be like say I go copy dis yur Kung Fu sorry technique.
Chai! Only amadioha know wetin go happen if my tongue catch rokia2 or sekxy babe..Even if electric babble wire dey dia I go licck am after all Sumtin must kiii a man cheesy
I did so back in the days when I was wild ad restless..If I do am finish,if me ad my guys dey talk about head I go swear say I no fit do am but I be grand master for the game.

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Romance / Re: Guys!!! He Gave Me An STD Through BJ (photos) by SIRmanjar(m): 10:47pm On Oct 04, 2017
Educative piece!Op i used to be an addict..Am so guilty of licking honey pot back in the days..I remember in my skool days I normally use izzal or detol with water to clean my mouth then I brush afterwards or I swallow antibiotics.

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Romance / Re: What Made You Join Nairaland? by SIRmanjar(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

I joined NL basically coz of NIGERIAN PIDGIN grin

Thank goodness after 2yrs i can finally type a basic nigerian pidgin. Thanks for all the ppol who helped me thru cheesy grin Tho I am not confident to speak pidgjn yet or never will due to my funny accent lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Hahahaha! I know your kind gel..You be like one of my guy wey get phonetic accent come get woman voice untop..Any time we go bar go drink or we go collect money from debtor pipu go dey fear us becos of our though guy looks ad our story,but when my guy start to dey blow pigin with im phoneer accent pipu wey dey repect us go be like mtchewwww!Dis wan be butter cheesy

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Romance / Re: Top 6 Dirtiest Body Parts That We Never Thought Were Dirty by SIRmanjar(m): 10:44pm On Oct 01, 2017
Rokia2:
Take a look in the mirror. Maybe you are the bad kisser. Sometimes infact most times we like to put the blame on others when infact we are the problem.
I will love to French kiss you with my gold teeth.

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Religion / Re: What does the Bible says about Christian suffering, should a Christian suffer??? by SIRmanjar(m): 10:40am On Oct 01, 2017
Yusfunoble:
Irrespective of your religion, as long as you're a Nigerian... you must taste suffering.

Happy Independence Day!!
It's time Muslims swear allegiance before commenting on any christian topic like we Christians do. angry
Nigeria is not free yet we are still dependent.

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Religion / Re: What does the Bible says about Christian suffering, should a Christian suffer??? by SIRmanjar(m): 10:37am On Oct 01, 2017
orisa37:
Sufferings are Tribulations. Christians will face but shouldn't worry, 'cos, Christ has conquered them.
Chai!As a Christian de word SUFFERING ad TRIBULATION dey fear me die..Maybe dats why I don't like reading the book of revelation

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