₦airaland Forum

OboOlora:
I would have said 'hunger' but if he could afford that $450 Philip Plein top, then he's not hungry

True talk..

See her scared shrinked chest

See her brown teeth..Am sure she paid for the publicity.

MIPNIG:
Who cares? Someone just died and you are using the situation to blow your horns as a well to do person capable of purchasing a rig. Bleep the Bleep off. After all the decent rant, you still took the back door to buy same asset. Quite idiotic.

HAHA!OMO you harsh ooo..
Make i blow my own trumpet sef..I remember working with him in warri we wanted to sell oyel well to bill gate but bill gate said he dint have solid cash cos hiz handling many project..I borrowd him the money ad he got the oyel well.He later paid me my money with interest.I was shocked when my spanish cheff told me of his death when i was chilling in my gaccuzi yerstday.

makydebbie:
The fingers tho. How do ladies wash their "towtow" with this kain nails?

lol..How she dey wipe yansh if she toilet finish..She her black knuckles like boxer hand.

Mr bally I hope you flushed ur poo poo tuday?Fine pics

SHAKABOOM:
Hahahaha!Shebi the trabarians abi tarabites were among those shouting SAI BABA years back Abeg mekkuna enjoy the Cheng biko..Anybody wey complen IM MAMA LEFT YANSH..HiHiHi

Dia eyes don clear.

SHAKABOOM:
When yu make luv yu put ur heart,yur soul ad ur body in the act ad it usually involves 2 people in luv..The guy normally takes it easy on the gel.
While having sex involves 2 people who don't luv demselves that much..In the act the guy roughz the gel up buy pulling her hair,Smacking her ass,biting her nipples ad calling her dirty names..
In other words lovers make luv,while frendz with benefit have sex.
Hia in nairaland..I will luv to make luv with the likes of Rokia2 ad sekxy.

Lol..Who will you now sex?

SHAKABOOM:
Ohk my coward son..So yu wanna hear ur warrior mentorz act of bravery..Ohk I go tell yu so yu go get small moral..They are so many I can't remember evrytin,so I will tell yu 3 of my exploits..

1)I single handedly finished 17 raps of FUFU ad nsala soup under 7 min in a though battle that took place in nwayi Asaba restaurant in Delta state.
2)I smashed a tall black gagantic big ass yoruba gel with my kondo..She felt my hit ad begged for mercy..She surrendered under 12 min 23 seconds after a well fought battle.

3)I slay dem nairaland Zombies here 24/7 without remorse..Be it Sarkki,omenka,rita babe,ishilove,yeske ad co yu can ask dem about me they will testify..I dint even mention the fine gels I toast on nairaland..The likes of ROKIA2 ad sexgzy.

Hope I dint bore yu with my exploits ad I hope yu learn from yur warrior mentor.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SHAKABOOM:
Oga yu sure say na back in the dayz?But ehh im be like say I go copy dis yur Kung Fu sorry technique.
Chai! Only amadioha know wetin go happen if my tongue catch rokia2 or sekxy babe..Even if electric babble wire dey dia I go licck am after all Sumtin must kiii a man

I did so back in the days when I was wild ad restless..If I do am finish,if me ad my guys dey talk about head I go swear say I no fit do am but I be grand master for the game.

Educative piece!Op i used to be an addict..Am so guilty of licking honey pot back in the days..I remember in my skool days I normally use izzal or detol with water to clean my mouth then I brush afterwards or I swallow antibiotics.

IamKashyBaby:


I joined NL basically coz of NIGERIAN PIDGIN

Thank goodness after 2yrs i can finally type a basic nigerian pidgin. Thanks for all the ppol who helped me thru Tho I am not confident to speak pidgjn yet or never will due to my funny accent

Hahahaha! I know your kind gel..You be like one of my guy wey get phonetic accent come get woman voice untop..Any time we go bar go drink or we go collect money from debtor pipu go dey fear us becos of our though guy looks ad our story,but when my guy start to dey blow pigin with im phoneer accent pipu wey dey repect us go be like mtchewwww!Dis wan be butter

Rokia2:
Take a look in the mirror. Maybe you are the bad kisser. Sometimes infact most times we like to put the blame on others when infact we are the problem.

I will love to French kiss you with my gold teeth.

Yusfunoble:
Irrespective of your religion, as long as you're a Nigerian... you must taste suffering.

Happy Independence Day!!

It's time Muslims swear allegiance before commenting on any christian topic like we Christians do.
Nigeria is not free yet we are still dependent.

orisa37:
Sufferings are Tribulations. Christians will face but shouldn't worry, 'cos, Christ has conquered them.

Chai!As a Christian de word SUFFERING ad TRIBULATION dey fear me die..Maybe dats why I don't like reading the book of revelation

How true is this story..Are you sure she is a breast feeding mum?Becos milk suppose dey gush out from her bobby as a breast feeding mum.
Bad boyz..Nobody wan separate..All man just dey enjoy the forceful strip show with them chilled bottle of beer for them hand.

Blackfire:
Tstv giving dstv quit notice.
Niger deltan group giving Yorubas and abo,ki quit notice.
Abok,I giving Igbo's quit notice

Oct 1st don suffer

Hahahaha!

Buhari why?

NafeesaAA:
All of them are IPOB members, I don't give a hood about their opinion, they can go and kiss KANU urine for all I care

My FURANI CLUSH..Pls leave dat car let's go on a real date with my camel..Am a rich man I have A thousand cow,600 rams ad 700 goats. I will take you on a honeymoon to djibouti

SHAKABOOM:
Dis im papa resemble person wey fit give im son tips ad format on how to divert otedola daughter money with biro.

Hahahaha! You nor well..Like a pen magician baa?
Otedelo money go hear am.

NafeesaAA:

Why is it all fulanis are skinny?

My ALEWA FLEND nice pics..Pls I wanna know why many fulanis are skinny ad premature looking..Is it a taboo to be fat over dere..Pls I need mature answers?

Thunder faya the cabals ad anybody asking for bribe..South Africa wey dey lynch nigerians at will be the pipu wey dose cows dey defend dem interest..Corrupt country

Mtcheew!Aligator tears..Na im be say if im see wetin im fulani brothers dey do innocent children,men ad women im go shed blood.
Whoo be that funky pikin wey wear glass?

palearab:
Christian Europeans are even the worst they pretend to care but deep down they stole our resources and enslave us at least the arabs didn't pretend to like us...

Stole which resources?Dem colonize our backward wicked asss give us freedom..If Arabs were Europeans I don't think africa ad the world will enjoy the freedom we enjoy tday.
No European will try this rubbish but an educated enlightened Arab will repeat it over ad over again.

Azam101:
Am pained because you are displaying your stupidity on social media

As how na?Are soldiers not murdering innocent unarmed civilians in the east?

Chinachriss:
Ipob have been really brainwashed. Their whole body language reeks of hate, I mean aggressive hate. God for bid!

I had to warn my brother to stay away from his fellow teens who are the baits against joining Biafra. In fact, I knelt down and begged to mind his business and work hard. We are only the two of us. If he dies now, I can't get over it quickly.

During the Egwu Eke siege in Umuahia, he called and told me that one of his friends who stormed Umuahia to guard Nnamdi Kanu 's house was wasted. He sounded penitent and thanked me.

I cried inside of me to at least see my brother back to his senses. I believe in Biafra my people but this time, not through bloodbath. We've lost enough!

What I know is that what will be will be. Nigeria's cup is not yet full. When the fullness of time comes, everybody will clamour to go their separate ways.

Let's just receive sense and play along. Any gra gra, millions will go again but Chineke nke usu niile nke di agha will always fight our battles. Amen!

Omo carry ur sermon go sleep joor..If evryone reason like you who will stand for Biafra..If mandela,martin luther,malcomx ad co reasoned like you Blacks won't be free.

I pity zahra,yusuf ad the rest of buharis children cos the sins of dia fada will be on dia head ad dia descendants.

Ritababe,omenka,sarrki,yeske,ipobexposed make una come see oo python dey dance boiz dey protest..HAHAHAHA!

Senami abiodun toto go don dey speak fluent arabic by now
Arabs are the most wicked pipu on planet earth..They see blacks as slaves be you Muslim or Christian them no send,you be KAFIR to them..Thank GOD for christian europeanz.

Rokia2:
She have time replying irrelevant people.

With wot I see @ dp..You are a block buster ad a Ballon member trying to defend a crane berry member