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Events / Re: Ishaq Akintola Shuns Daughter’s Wedding Reception Over Wasteful Spending by Sirme411(m): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2017
dabeto:
Poverty can make a man become very very principle and harsh to himself cheesy

Remember When Buhari said The Federation's Account Was Empty....He Forgot to include Your Brain too

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Celebrities / Re: "You Are A Fool" - Bobrisky Replies Eedris Abdulkareem by Sirme411(m): 9:21pm On Nov 10, 2017
ariklawani:
Released without punishment for coming out as a gay,...Is 14year imprisonment outdated, what a lawless Country.

My Brother....She wasn't caught in the Act nd derriz no evidence by d Police that She is Gay....#KnowTheLaw
Celebrities / Re: "You Are A Fool" - Bobrisky Replies Eedris Abdulkareem by Sirme411(m): 9:15pm On Nov 10, 2017
nestic:
But why will they arrest BOBRISKY?? What offence did he ...sorry what offence did she.... Oya sorry what offence did it commit?

How Much Did They Pay You.....
Be copying Celebs up nd.Down
Go Get A life
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by Sirme411(m): 10:45pm On Nov 08, 2017
cyber5:
Apollux

are you human

seems he is Ruel Sef

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just Saw This On FB... by Sirme411(m): 1:55pm On Nov 06, 2017
teewhizzy4real:
Some people can be wicked, ontop wetin. Ontop jollof rice.

my brother if na u too nko....he go pain person na
Jokes Etc / Just Saw This On FB... by Sirme411(m): 10:34am On Nov 06, 2017
would You Feel Bad too?

Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Akwa Ibom Airport On Her Return From USA by Sirme411(m): 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2017
Akkord4gov:
Guys,pls let us stop all these and safe shy guys like us, before our girlfriend start saying "baby,u must propose to me in public before I accept to marry you"

Thank You for Repping "WE" the shy guys
Events / Re: See Photos From A Nairalander's Traditional Wedding by Sirme411(m): 8:16pm On Nov 05, 2017
I wuld av loved to ask why dey r sitting in a shrine....buh it's like its ur tradition ....nd I cannot fight.....xo lemme just shut up
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ezenwelu, Makeup Artist Transforms Young Lady To A Granny - Pics, Video by Sirme411(m): 9:50pm On Nov 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Old women...


Whenever I see an old woman,
The first question I ask myself is; so this frail bone once did doggie and gave BJs?

Old age makes women look so innocent or so demonic.
Nice special effects

it's people like you dah make Atheist doubt if God Really Created us in his own image/likeness..... lipsrsealed

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Science/Technology / Re: Deaf Man Builds Locally Made Tipper Truck In Anambra (Photos) by Sirme411(m): 6:53pm On Nov 04, 2017
marooh:


From scratch to scrape

From toy to tough

I would av loved to type "What is this one saying?"....Buh cwiously I don't understand A thing from wat u typed
Science/Technology / Re: Deaf Man Builds Locally Made Tipper Truck In Anambra (Photos) by Sirme411(m): 5:06pm On Nov 04, 2017
AishaBuhari:
Nice

But what's the use of building something that you can't fit in talkless of making use of it...

Thank God You Have Sense. n ti e....
Science/Technology / Re: Deaf Man Builds Locally Made Tipper Truck In Anambra (Photos) by Sirme411(m): 5:05pm On Nov 04, 2017
I wanted to say something like "What is This?"

buh my Fellow Nairalanders will Quote me with sumtin like "Which one can you build?". reply is" I can't build any"....
Buh cwiously is that a Toy lorry or wat?

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Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo And Omotayo Maimunat's Marriage In Crisis. Wedding Pics Deleted by Sirme411(m): 3:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
perdollar:
anything afonja don't last

See Oponu...se Pastor Chris is Afonja?
Politics / Re: Aroms Aigbehi On Jide Tinubu's Death & Alex Ekwueme's Coma by Sirme411(m): 9:41pm On Nov 02, 2017
anitapreeti:
He has raised a valid point but since everyone feels we should ask what happened?

Skullers what happened?? sad

Curiously?
U wantu start dah 1 ere again?
Romance / Re: Check Out These Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Sirme411(m): 8:55pm On Nov 02, 2017
Airforce1:

Guy Wetin dey work you na


Seun....We Need A "Talk to the Hand " emoji on NL
Romance / Re: Check Out These Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Sirme411(m): 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2017
where is Airforce1 abi warriz his name......it's diz type of Posts that you can Comment with "They look Good 2geda"....nt a picture were d Guy z on his kneels proposing and its only the Lady's face we're seeing ...nd u comment with "They look Good 2geda".... lipsrsealed

Fashion / Re: Ade Hassan Honoure By Queen Elizabeth With MBE Award For Services To Fashion by Sirme411(m): 8:57pm On Nov 01, 2017
Hashimyussufamao:

yes boss, but majority of them hardly last on bed

Bros.....Na Minority.....
Politics / Re: Dogara Reacts To The Death Of Tinubu's Son, Jide Tinubu by Sirme411(m): 7:49pm On Nov 01, 2017
motun2017:
May God give him fortitude to bear the loss. RIP Jide Tinubu.



would have said FTC but this is a mourning thread

Kukuma say it naw....
Fashion / Re: Ade Hassan Honoure By Queen Elizabeth With MBE Award For Services To Fashion by Sirme411(m): 7:43pm On Nov 01, 2017
Hashimyussufamao:
skinny ladies jogging here and there, what else do u want to lose, ur life?

My Brother Skinny Gals....Rock....
Celebrities / Re: Falz Replies Fans That Said He Is Not 27 Years Old (Video) by Sirme411(m): 5:20pm On Nov 01, 2017
Qsscruz:
I dont understand why people doubt the ages of these celebrities. Its not like their being older puts more money to your pocket.. Weather younger or older they have made it and that should be the goal of every man.. Probably, those that doubt their ages are far older with little or no acheivement and hence their disbelief.. American celebrities are even younger with more acheivements and nobody doubts them..

Jesus!!!
So People with Sense still exist on Nairaland.....
Me And Some Fellow Nairalanders Thought People Like You Were Going Extinct on Nairaland

We The Concerned People On Nairaland....

We Celebrate You
Romance / Re: My Girl's Strange Behaviour At Different Times Of The Month by Sirme411(m): 11:00pm On Oct 30, 2017
Eniitan19:
I met a girl five months ago. She is a graduate, in her late 20s and very beautiful. Being that I am eagerly looking for a girl to marry, I made my intention known to her immediately we met. She did not say ''yes'' or ''no'' but rather advised that we should let the relationship run its natural course as answer will come naturally.

Being that she's beautiful, sexy and both of us are no longer kids, we allow sex to take place in the relationship. Although I like the sex part of it, but I observe that she reacts differently to me, as in she reacts in a particular way in one part of the month and in opposite way in the remaining part of the month.

For about two weeks in a month, she will be too friendly, lovely, demands less in terms of materials thing, cares much more, and above all demands for too much sex to the extent that I begin to wonder if she is human.

For the other two weeks, she is opposite of what she exhibited earlier. This is when she will recognize my supposed flaws like not being a fashion freak, not concerned about her materials needs, etc. She will never allow me to even kiss her and she prefers we see each other less this period. This is the period she will even prefer traveling out of the state to buy goods for her business. Towards the end of this ''two weeks sojourn'' there will be gradual change of attitude and the whole things will become normal again.

I have been trying to know why these changes but could still not be able to get reasonable answers. She is from Edo State while I am Ondo's.

Is there anyone that can explain probable cause of this strange behaviour?

I know Gals Are Hot & Cold.....buh my Brother...I don't know what's with Edo Gals.....Atyms I thought my Ex Was a Witch or Sumtin....A min she'll call telling me she's.cuming over....happily on d.Phone....nd wen she gets to my place she.will jez be opening eye for me....it was rili frustrating my Brother

Edo Girls....No Offence...It's my Opinion it Shouldn't bother u...

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Family / Re: A Guy Impregnanted My 16 Years Old Sister. by Sirme411(m): 10:47pm On Oct 30, 2017
yungEX:
My guy she's the person with child... Take am easy with her, point out to her the kind thing she's entering into by deciding to keep the child as regards her education . At the end of the day it's her choice that matters. If na me na to abort am sha

ur Advice get K-Leg

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Romance / Re: Majority Of Young Dudes Who Dresses Like Celebrities Or Stars Are Broke by Sirme411(m): 9:17pm On Oct 30, 2017
hmmmm......Xo dressing nice z only for celebs or wat

Op cum nd explain beta o
Chybeibe:
Broke guys try so hard to impress unlike rich guys that don't have time for that.


Diz z the 4th tym seeing ur moniker...2day...AMA DM u straight away....
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Said To A Guy...to Break His Heart??? by Sirme411(m): 9:10pm On Oct 30, 2017
Perspectives:
Bae practically said I was broke. The way I hustled that month was out of this world just to be unbroke, finally, she left.

Dahts how a Guy scared A babe in my Area with his new Kompressor ....the babe fell inside the gutter....Nd d Guy Called her "Monsura"....I culd nt stop laffing that Day....
you gon stunt on Dem Later....hustle go Pay one day bro...#Focus
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Proposed To His Girlfriend At KFC Surulere, Lagos. by Sirme411(m): 9:04pm On Oct 30, 2017
Airforce1:
You guys look so good together, Congrats.

Senior Airforce....Av you seen a Picture of Them 2geda....b4 ni

cos I don't understand "The together"
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Said To A Guy...to Break His Heart??? by Sirme411(m): 8:56pm On Oct 30, 2017
Effiezynews:


I told him how I wished you fvvcked like you talked..Finished it with "with your small dvck that was doing me like feather inside ear"... Nonsense guy..

xo cruel...I always pity Guys with Small Dicks ...Life can be xo hard atoms for dem
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Said To A Guy...to Break His Heart??? by Sirme411(m): 8:51pm On Oct 30, 2017
Adukey:

I am a Muslim

Oh ....dats nice....still looks confusing tho
Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by Sirme411(m): 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sakie:

FYI I'm not uncle and its not matter of vexing,you made it look like I am happy it happened...pls next time don't type such

Oh....u r the Op........m rili sorry
Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by Sirme411(m): 5:44pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sakie:


Seriously its annoying.. Imagine this life.... who knows who might fall victim tomorrow
Like this one here...I pity him
May you not experience such cos OYO might be your case

Uncle......Sorry I did nt know u wee vex....
Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by Sirme411(m): 5:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
"A lady with the "haddle" "enitanmarquis" ".....I WANTED TO FEEL SORRY FOR THE LADY....BUH AM FEELLNG SORRY FOR THE OP....

Why are you rushing to post sum1 else's Problem online....
haddle ko Hurdle ni....

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Said To A Guy...to Break His Heart??? by Sirme411(m): 3:45pm On Oct 30, 2017
Adukey:


How,Sir?

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet.". U an Atheist?
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Said To A Guy...to Break His Heart??? by Sirme411(m): 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
Adukey:
You are like a big bro to me,I can't date you. He blocked me sharply.
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I would do the Same too....*U Av a very confusing bio.*[color=#000099]

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