meobizy:
Shift!

See it? The first question and she skedaddled! Typical of most Nigerian ladies. Obtuse beings.

meobizy:
Intellectually untouched issues.

Example??

meobizy:
Not when we have diverse untouched issues in this country. I blame this forum for stifling members creativity.

Yeah right?! Untouched issues, when touched by nairalanders will make the issues go away? Right?

How many issues have we touched here and yet it still lingers? Look lady, untouched issues that can only be fixed here are mostly personal issues, personal issues relating to, or directed at or in conjunction to. Yes, those are the issues that get fixed here.

olenyi:



There is a way to give birth to AA and AS kids without an SS. let them do their research. Science has made these things easy.

Warm regards.

Yes there is a way but that way is mere probability. In AS/AS marriages, at least 1 of 4 kids is SS.

It could be your first child, the second, the third or even the fourth. Mere probability.

Except you want to go for external fertilization with is expensive but if it's natural, science has only made us know the likelihood of having an SS child. Don't take it.

meobizy:
Affairs below the belt and Nairaland are a better love story than Twilight.

Affairs below the belt is what originated you, so it makes sense we discuss ways to prevent further mistakes like that.

Cutehector:
because it is so not a problem for them there. But here in nigeria, our Medical sector is so outdated.

What the fúck??!! This comment is like the most stupid I have read since coming on NL.

How is the importance of knowing your partner's genotype outdated in the medical field? So over in the US, AS can easily walk down the aisle with another AS because their medical sector is top notch?

You guys will just be typing nonsense all in a bid to sound woke. Shut the fûck up!

Iyaebe:
Hmm maybe you are not strong enough to satisfy her because I don’t know how 2 to 3 times a week is too much. I’m against premarital sex sha but when I start having sex I won’t let any day waste.So if you can’t handle her,please let her go and don’t you call her names

Lol. I said this until I tried it and all I can say is.... 'Don't be so sure you won't skip a day on sex, it's not food.'

Hopefully you'll experience it soon and see that sex isn't worth the hype.

baralatie:

Farting is a natural occurrence!
When it is time to fart!
Fart for Pete's sake

Shitting too is a natural occurrence. Why don't you bend your ass down anywhere and take that dump?

marsman:

By the power of Mars the supreme deity, the romans will have the last laugh in this life time and every other one to come.

Lol. I don tire abeg. Dey go.

SurvivorM:
We use to call it Nightmare and when I was younger i thought it was a spiritual attack, I could swear I was seeing movements in the corner of my eyes when it's happens.
It was when I went to the university that I saw something about it online and i made research that's when I found out it was just a normal phenomenon and not that there was something out there planning on killing me but I swear it was scary.
There was one week that anytime I sleep be it afternoon or night, this sleep paralysis will come and I wont be able to breath, that week was so scary and that week a roommate of mine in school saw a vision for me which she interpreted as a "death vision" and that I dont have much time.

So that period whenever I had sleep paralysis I always feel that I couldn't breath, so I assumed that her vision was true, let's just say that period was very hard lol

Did you later die?

marsman:

Be prepared for another awful defeat, for i am the roman who has travelled through many life times defeating the emperor along the way and this time won't be any different.

Ah, it is you, the bloody Romans. We have fought your kind and have always tasted victory. There is yet a war that we haven't fed your people to the vultures... This time we come, not just the emperor but with his allies, for since hearing of the emperor's rebirth and knowing of the wars to come, I scoured the earth, making alliances with many kings, fortifying our Kingdom.

Speak no more for you and your kind shall fall at wielding of my sword the next time I set eyes on you.

Moeman:
in my former life i was an emperor and i was stabbed and sold off to the romans by my brother while i was planning what would have been the greatest invasion in history..

Welcome your majesty. I've scoured the earth over my numerous lifetimes seeking for you. Lord, will you come back with me to your kingdom to take back what is yours? Scavengers have taken refuge in your abode!

Should I prepare the horses, your majesty?

Maj196:
You are a fool for eating such a harmless creature. Wtf is wrong with Nigerians eating any animal? You just ate your destiny helper if you no know

Is chicken harmful? Why do you eat it? Is fish harmful, why then do you eat it?? Hypocrisy.

Silentmoni:
thanks for your contribution....I encrypted the phone, messages and even sim that was why I was reluctant that nothing can be done with it but I was so shocked when I opened my mail from another phone yesterday..... another question is can cardless withdrawal using POS be done without otp?if no, how then was my message accessed to get the otp?and if the sim was removed from the phone it would require sim pin when inputed in another phone.......Infact I can't think straight now

Bros, when you receive a message with your phone locked, does the phone show the maessage on the screen even when it is still locked?

Kingcalls:


I'm being sarcastic

Sarcastic? What I see is a person who doesn't want to admit his error

Kingcalls:
Chaiii.....na Ronaldo be man u problem ooo... they have been wiped by city cos he is useless in the match

Where did you see Ronaldo in this match? See them. When you go dey check Livescore nko.

paulolee:
hmm, this scammer again? DM don release team list for ghana tie n e don rush save p.k to deceive us to start am ahead of others but d jazz no go work dis time..
I just pray eguwvon dont fall for dis penalty news bcox all keepers no matter how bad do save p.k..if na lie, ask barca pinto dt year..

Lol. Even De gea, should I ask him?

Mooh247:


A real sanction that can hurt Russia is to stop Oil and Gas trade, disconnect Nord Stream 1, and issue out a No fly zone accross Ukrainian airspace, with NATO and EU fighter jets enforcing the No fly zone

All other sanctions like FIFA, PayPal, Swift , seizing of Russian oligarchy's asset would only make Russia seek trade alternative and become even more self reliant and ruthless

US and the other NATO allies cannot enforce a no fly zone in Ukraine simply because Ukraine is not yet part of NATO. If she was, the a no fly zone would have changed the entire war. Maybe we might even have another WW.

Raspberries:
I agree... She could ride him...

...and dismember him?

iLegendd:
Not watching, but I know Chelsea will still win at the end even if they're 3 goals down.

Lol. Seems you overestimate Chelsea. 3 goals down Haha

Lol. This is just pure stupidity. What then happens to her messages and pictures? So because he bought phone for her, therefore she doesn't deserve the old one or the things in them?

I just dey imagine this thing happened to me. Lol. Me that use to lie to people that I bought my phone 40k just to avoid any kind stupid eyes, then someone will now break my phone of over 150k and gift me an 80k phone and expect me to smile and be happy. I swear, I'll break the head of whoever it belongs to.

ifytrik:
I think Africans are the most kind hearted and loving people in the world, the way we are praying for Ukraine has got me asking this questions
(1) If it was two Africa nations fighting each other will Ukrainians give a 4uck?
(2) Is this not the same Ukraine that the federal government once warned Nigerians not to travel to as they were killing black students?
Well I think Africans naturally have Golding hearts, even as am typing this, all my friends and I are seriously praying for Ukraine and I still don't know why.
Well thank God for the good news

Oga, it's not Ukraine, Cyprus. Talk talk boy.

Keheller abeg save one now.

DrGoodman:
This is not surprising, in fact, it happens all over the south of Nigeria. Youths are harassed, killed, raped, and maimed by the same armed forces who were armed to protest their lives.

Some part of Northern Nigeria are planning to destabilise the whole country so they can take it over.

So they use the armed forces whom are directly under their control to intimidate, arrest, torture, detain, harrass, and even kill many youths for being southerners.

Some are labelled to be ritual killers, yahoo boys or terrorists without any form of proof, yet they are killed and no records of the crimes are being kept anywhere.

Some people say this is because they northerners want to "tame the south" , they want to discipline every youth to force them to agree to intimidation, others say they are killing off the southern youths to erase any resistance as they plan to invade the south in 2022.

That's why they formed smaller terror units and moving from town to town in the south east, murdering people at random and blaming it on UGM with their controlled news media.

Lo The north are directly controlling the police forces to put fear on the mind of the youths in the south?? Hahaha... Your inarticulate script is just plain stupid. It would probably have been half correct if the CSP's bears a northern name but in this case, a Yoruba man, in his state Was a northern man behind him telling the CP to collect bribes?

Fix your region and stop blaming the north who has no concern over what happens in the south should you all decide to kill yourself.

SirMichael1:
My R10p just switches on DND by itself. Even when I switch it back on, after some time, it brings up the notification saying that 'calls and notifications will be silenced'. I need help.

It's not even a scheduled stuff where I set it. It just does it on it's own.

Someone should say something please now.

My R10p just switches on DND by itself. Even when I switch it back on, after some time, it brings up the notification saying that 'calls and notifications will be silenced'. I need help.

It's not even a scheduled stuff where I set it. It just does it on it's own.

pocohantas:
I no sure say e reach 20k. I think it was about 15k or thereabout. For one useless school. The principal go come dey send me to buy eggroll and CHILLED Pepsi. He always emphasised on the CHILLED.

They couldn’t even pay salaries promptly, but they had money to print rule books for staff. Flouting each rule attracted a fine of N100- N1000. At the end of the month, you’ll be lucky not to lose at least 20% of the salary.

Aha... The nostalgic feeling. I just had it.

Which state was/is this?

crossfm:
Hehehe.

If he had copied another guys plans of how he gifted his girlfriend a car the case would have been different.

She finally found a reason to dump his broke ass.

He broke up with her, not she!

ValCon888:
I used to know a girl who left the school a virgin.

She studied anatomy in Nigeria for 4years, did her NYSC, and went abroad to read medicine for 6years including housemanship and she's still a virgin.
A decade in school and still a virgin.

Maybe she doesn't have a vigina.

Kadna Village.

Italo ground.

CharleyBright:
Wrong categorizing.
OP, you need to understand the difference between a Movie and a Series (Seasonal).

You can not categorize Titanic with 24, Merlin and Legend of the seeker.

Titanic is a Movie, while the other 3 are Series.

In their Category, Titanic remains one of the best movies ever produced, while in my opinion "24" is only second to "Game of Thrones" as best Series ever produced.

Series is a classification under movies. Stop forming woke jor.

sammhi:

You know nothing about Football ..or how to take a penalty ....
The way he played the second one is how to play a penalty ...
Even with two goal keepers there. They won't catch it
He kicked it hard, low and fast.I repeat , two Gks won't even catch it .
Rashidi Yekiini has never missed a penalty and that's how he plays it ..so fast and to one side of the net either down or up .Most times his was up almost at angle 90 .No GK has ever stop his kick .
Mane missed the first one because he didn't put it at the angle .
U know the Egyptian GK already knows where Mane will put it ..to his right ..so he dived there .. but it is so fast and at angle that he couldn't get it . Perfect penalty!! So he didn't miss ....he won
Stop the beef and go learn more about how to take penalty

Lol. I'm a Liverpool supporter and believe me when I say Mane is not a good penalty taker. Reason why it's very hard to see him take penalties in Liverpool. He doesn't take them.