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Mariangeles:
If a piece of meat can bring a fight, imagine op going to serve himself.

People are just different.

No be only fight. Which kind fight? The op never said his wife trades word with him, so?

Omo, forget that thing oh. I no marry to come suffer abeg. I didn't marry you to change my lifestyle for me. Imagine say before I marry, I dey chop big meat wella, then suddenly, because she assumed the cooking role, she come dey minimize my meat, unto wetin?? Omo, make no woman try that shit with me, I swear. I'll just go to the market, buy like 5 kilos of meat, come home, cook, marinate it and then fry and keep it in the fridge or even seal it in a plastic. Every night, I pick like three and chop. No time for nonsense abeg.

bummyla:
I understand your pain Sir! Am in it presently! You are lucky your wife cooks, my own hates to cook and when she cooks she serves me like a slave or a houseboy. Sometimes when I see my food I weep inside, sometimes I eat, sometimes, I ignore! Me and you are the same, I buy suya every night to avoid, trouble at home. Most times the eba is hot while the soup is full of ice, she will say use the hot eba to dissolve the ice soup or go and employ a house girl. The only difference is that mine is from Akwa Ibom, when she cooks she must add all the protein in large quantity.

God!!! Just imagine a woman!!! This is one of the reasons that scares the hell out of me in marriage.

Mariangeles:
E be like say you wan be like cubana chief priest.



Unless his wife allows it or is unavailable, that is disrespectful

Disrespectful?? Lol. Which kind disrespect pass the one wey she dey give her husband? See ehn, in my parent's house, when we're hungry, my mum always tell us to go fetch food from the kitchen ourselves. I grew up with this and I can't imagine my wife restricting me from going to the kitchen to serve myself. It's just stupid. Like why?? Why

Does anyone ever have problem with xender not connecting on his/her RN10pro? I'm sick and tired of having to reinstall xender each time I want to send/receive a file because it will always stop at 'connecting 12', until I delete and reinstall.

Jh0wsef:
Omo na to dey maintain my phone screen dey go o. I no want wahala

Omo, which kind doings you dey into like this na?

Iyaebe:
He admitted to have deceived her all these years and have used her body to learn all the sex styles and now leaving her for who? He's to be blamed and he will reap what he sow. And yes every relationship should lead to marriage for any reasonable lady,nothing like ehnnn we are just dating yen yen yen,no marriage intended.Dating me is marrying me anything less I throw you to the street which you truly belong so that your prick can carry out its community services well.

Madam, where did he admit that he used her to learn different sex styles? Don't just cook up stories all in a bid to sound smart.

Any reasonable lady should go into a relationship for marriage? Lol. That is your definition of a reasonable lady? To go into relationship to get married? Must you sell yourself short? Marriage isn't the only beneficial end product of relationship. Up your dictionary, girl.

Besides, dating you is dating you. If dating you comes with a shit load of worries and a bad attitude/character, then you'll be the one using the door just like the op's girlfriend is about to use the door too. So I say, up your dictionary. No one really cares about the standard the society has been setting and since you do, then suck it up, don't throw it on people's face. They both fuçked. They both learnt new styles. She performed wifely duties, he performed husbandly duties. Sometimes she'll go meet him that she's hòrny and he'll fill her cravings and sometimes, he'll go meet her that he wants sex, and she'll let him. So where's the using there? Did he rape her?

You'll send your child to school and while praying that they face their studies, you'll also be praying that they don't return in body bags. Buhari will never know peace throughout his generation!!

Iyaebe:
She doesn't need to curse you sef before the curse reign supreme in your life,you can't marry her but she's good enough for sex.Anyways I don't blame you,I blame the girl who was doing wifely duties with you for three years without any reasonable step forward in the relationship, it serves her right and next time she will padlock her private part and only give the key to the serious and rightful person

Lol. I don't support premarital sex but I'm going to fault you for blaming him here. He didn't have sex with her alone. It wasn't one sided. They both had sex with each other. She performed wifely duty and he performed husbandly duty. So if you'll just shut up about making him take the blame. What happens if she was the one leaving, would you say? Besides, why get into a life long commitment in the first place when you no longer want that commitment? Even siblings break apart, so what is the big deal about him wanting out? Abegggggggiiii.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Women and their hatred for each other

Employ her first and tell her ways to reduce the big tummy....give her a deadline......like three weeks


Even if it has to do with modelling....employ her first and watch how that tummy will go down in a twinkle of an eye...before you finish saying jack robbison....that stomach will go down...
First she stop eating late night food...wear waist trimmer....sit up exercise....drink orange and hasten up her digestion that will cause hunger and and let her remain hungry for longer time...drink water every morning like mad....she treck and walk down to her place of walk....avoid alcohol..that is all

You speak of modelling as though it is a job where you're trained first before using you. Lol. You must have the look of a model and that's the criteria.

Lol. You're just on a cruising level.

JBoss25:
Salah score ooo my fpl

What is so good about that FPL of a thing self. I find it boring.

donprinyo:
Tall girls are more attractive and gentle.

I'm telling you.

A tall girl over an average or short girl anyday. Any day.

Shugar1:
Boss dollar has messed the market up o...

To say I gallant me send for buy am earlier

How much did u get urs?

126k. 128/6gb RN10pro

genius43:
My speakers are better than ever especially with Dolby Atmos.

I meant that it's no longer as loud as it used to be.

Everyone has a price, Emery. Yours just hasn't been called yet.

genius43:
Xiaomi Thread Store is for sales ask there.

Hey bro. Been a while. Please, I wanna know, have you observed any change in your device's speaker? It's like mine reduced in sound. Been observing it for sometime now. Did you observe same?

Shugar1:
Whoever tells you u can't get the RN10 pro without mi band is purely lieing...

I just mine at slot Ikeja without mi band 6+64gb version for #137,500
With mi band same version goes for #153,000.
Go to slot and get yours without band

Wait, is this the same phone I got for a far lesser price and higher Storage by May?

IgiveLadiesBj:
My sub is about to finish and I'm enjoying your chat...

Lol. I just remembered this very line a lady friend told me while chatting with her. Sadly, I was dull. I didn't understand.

Iyaebe:
Are these men truly men of God?They are so materialistic,flashy and wealth conscious.I wonder if this is what Christ lived for.Humans should reach out to God directly and not through any medium(men of God) because there's no barrier between God and anyone and He needs no medium to seek him.Be wise.

Oga shut up! Are they supposed to be wearing rags and behaving like cave men? Even Jesus himself showed off with that expensive donkey he used for triumphant entry. Stop saying nonsense.

Righteousness2:
Goooooooal

Righteousness, you dey watch match too? Shouldn't you be on the mountain praying for people's salvation or getting prepared for tomorrow's service?

puskin:
......but ppl still dey use this phone sef??

Puskin my boy, I heard you're no longer a mod. I feel like trolling you but you still have modded friends. Lol. I'm just looking for a chance to take quick bite at you.

Anyways, how are you?

dingbang:
too much pride..i dont know you.

Lol. Dindbat!

dingbang:
your original moniker name please?

Drop this silly joke aside, boy. I am, even before your moniker got into NL's database.

dingbang:
Which nairaland babe wey you go chook prick inside like this bikonu

This boy, where have you been and how have you been escaping bandit/bokoharam in Niger state?

sammyj:
Change Ole out !!!

Lol. Let him be there until they play Liverpool abeg. That was how mourinho got sacked.

Today

Been a while here. About 6 month into this device now and I want to know, is this battery's reading still okay?

Adasun:
thank you,but e still no work,although na 3g my sim be...


I never upgrade go 4g

Guy, your SIM is old, go and change it. My brother experienced this too until he changed his SIM.

yanabasee2:
I love ladies who can cook.....


But I don't enjoy crayfish in my beans ....

Lol. I hate the taste and smell of crayfis anywhere, especially in my meals.

Simdyofficial:
Stress or no stress.. Everybody go die... U no want stress but you go still carry big gbola dey panelbeat big ass. Lol.

Live life bruh.. Only poor men reason this way..

What do you mean? Sex releases feel good hormones, which reduces stress. Sex isn't stress. Don't be decieved.

ecoco2014:
Remember this post days back:

Yes I do. You won, abi?