puskin:
......but ppl still dey use this phone sef??

Puskin my boy, I heard you're no longer a mod. I feel like trolling you but you still have modded friends. Lol. I'm just looking for a chance to take quick bite at you.

Anyways, how are you?

dingbang:
too much pride..i dont know you.

Lol. Dindbat!

dingbang:
your original moniker name please?

Drop this silly joke aside, boy. I am, even before your moniker got into NL's database.

dingbang:
Which nairaland babe wey you go chook prick inside like this bikonu

This boy, where have you been and how have you been escaping bandit/bokoharam in Niger state?

sammyj:
Change Ole out !!!

Lol. Let him be there until they play Liverpool abeg. That was how mourinho got sacked.

Today

Been a while here. About 6 month into this device now and I want to know, is this battery's reading still okay?

Adasun:
thank you,but e still no work,although na 3g my sim be...


I never upgrade go 4g

Guy, your SIM is old, go and change it. My brother experienced this too until he changed his SIM.

yanabasee2:
I love ladies who can cook.....


But I don't enjoy crayfish in my beans ....

Lol. I hate the taste and smell of crayfis anywhere, especially in my meals.

Simdyofficial:
Stress or no stress.. Everybody go die... U no want stress but you go still carry big gbola dey panelbeat big ass. Lol.

Live life bruh.. Only poor men reason this way..

What do you mean? Sex releases feel good hormones, which reduces stress. Sex isn't stress. Don't be decieved.

ecoco2014:
Remember this post days back:

Yes I do. You won, abi?

KingAttitude:
�Black fighters are being defeated back to back this year, something must be wrong somewhere: Wetin pain me pass be say 3 of them are Nigerians!
�
• Israel Adesanya.
• Anthony Joshua.
• Efe Ajagba.
• Deontay Wilder.

They're all Nigerian bro.

Them don score us.

OkukoIgbo:
I can bet 6 aveolis in my left lungs that this OP can never explain the whole camera OIS he is blabbing about concerning this camera with battery and sim card.

You don't have up to six bro.

Righteousness2:

Don't be Suprised if you are asked to do some Scan or some Vaccine proof to log in.

Sounds funny but don't be Suprised if it happens..

Shey them no dey fake document? Why your things dey always no get head. Mtcheeeew.

WhatsApp replied.

Lmao. WhatsApp reacting to Twitter.

yunqdady:

Why? Cos of? You are extrovert, you should stay indoors more

Mind your business abeg. I no follow you talk.

Buy a shirt with a write-up which reads 'This is my first time flying. Help'.

Maybe he's scheming your rape. Just maybe.

omoyankee3:


Seems you've not been watching him play. Unstoppable in France and now in Italy. He can lose five chances in a game and still score a hat trick. If he improves on taking his chances, its gonna be cricket scores.

You think osimhen is better than Gerrard Moreno, Raul Jimenez, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Jamie vardy, edinson Cavani...

There's still mbappe, haaland, Jota, cr7, benzema, Kane, aubameya and a host of other top strikers I didn't mention there. Stop showing bias affiliation abeg. Osimhen is good, no doubt but if you say, top 10 in the world, then it's either you don't watch enough football or you're too engrossed to consider other top players better than him by far.

Basicend:
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You are a clown.

Osimhen is a striker. . He is mobile with the ball and can beat his opposition with good speed.

His uses his head and legs well and has good passing and crossing range.

He is one of the best strikers in Europe right now and indeed amongst the top 10.

Strikers don't really need to be dribbling man. .

What? Did you just say top 10?? Hahahaha. Be fair with your hype bro. Osimhen no go enter top 20 strikers self. No lie.

Kobojunkie:
What is wrong with marrying and adopting at the same time? After all marriage is primarily for companionship ... children secondary.

Lol. Guy, get the hell out of my mention. You're talking nonsense.

Where's the companion in a cheating and whoring wife? Be careful with how you text. I mean you should use you brain more.

Kobojunkie:
Why would I want to tell my parents that particularly when they know of my intentions to adopt?

So why get married? Why don't you just adopt?

chatinent:

I am wondering how you got a Quickteller OTP if all you gave him were fake.

Ok ok, let's assume he processed it using your BVN.


Very easy.
It could be gotten via a phished site...or some bank officials sold it out. A liaison with a fraudulent banker can empty your accounts. Many fraudsters work with bankers. Lol. Even loan apps sell BVNs. In fact, any agency requiring your BVN sells it. I cross my heart. Lol.

I know of about three other ways to get a BVN without even going to the bank. Lol. So it is not new. Not new. So now imagine if it is in a wrong hands.

A lot of people who even have the BVN don't know how to use it hence they need your credit card details. Lol. Poor thing.


Let me simplify this for you.

[s]If you use online payments regularly, only entering your first four letters could tell if it's Visa, Mastercard, etc...

Using USSD too could unveil a bank name, and holder's name. (I am sure you know that).

On Bank Apps too, it is easy.

There is an app too that does that. It is in dark web and we shouldn't talk about it.




You have to be careful sha.

But that's an old format.

New pro fraudsters tweak your Quick Teller or Transfer accounts that it sends you a mail. When you log in, an OTP is sent to you almost immediately while you are in the app that you wouldn't even suspect it is from another user since you are also responding to the mails with the bank name..the OTP may come in SMS or notification bearing the name too (using bought SMS units)...and boom...your account balance is gone forever. But believe me, you can never track anyone who knows this method. It takes more than mere hacking. This is an expert touch...they'll end up shifting the log details to some other innocent soul..who will definitely be tracked. Many are languishing in prisons for this. Don't worry about this. In a hundred million, only one person fit sabi do this.

Some pro hackers who work with fraudsters also do hack into your balance directly, and shift logs to another vulnerable person! But it is rare to find these sorts! Why? Poor fraudsters cannot afford them. Lol...and that's what most fraudsters are finding. They want to remove the aza-man intermediary thing. Lol.

How do I know all these?

I was a darkweb geek during the days of Wapka.[/s]


Moving forward...

• you may need to use a two-way authentication on your accounts! It is very important. Both on your social media and Google accounts.

• Always view the links you click. I see many shared messages on WhatsApp ending with YouthEmpowerment using a URL Shortener urging people to share to their friends for a prize. Lol. Big scam.

• whenever a link claiming to represent sth sends a message, search on Google. It should have a Wikipedia page, go there and view their website link. If it is not the same, it is fraud.

• in Nigeria, only recognised education websites use the .edu.ng and government sites use the .gov.ng . If a site claiming to be of the government says otherwise, it's scam.

• if you ever get confused about a message being scam or not, just post it here on Nairaland and tag me, I will answer.

• be careful of apps you download away from Google Play or Appstore, some can steal your details. Download only recognised official apps on those stores. Not all apps are genuine there tho. Always read reviews (read the critical reviews.. because their team members must always join in posting positive reviews).

• When an unknown number calls you, end the call and run it on TrueCaller. TrueCaller will help you too. His name may shock you.

You are welcome.

Nonsense!!!

Kobojunkie:
Where is this tradition defined?

You dare ask me this? Are you Nigerian? Go ask tell your family that your children are not yours but bastards from another father and see how they take it.

Kobojunkie:
There are laws in Nigeria that basically give custody to the man who raised the child, in marriage,
over its biological father.

There's also the tradition in Nigeria that downgrade the man. I'll be a half man if I don't do DNA test for my kids. It will be a crime that I deny them who their real father is. Imagine not knowing your real dad? A father by genetic.

Besides, I got married to a woman to father my own children and not to raise adopted kids. I never signed up for all that at the very least. Tufia!

FutureIsFemale:
Nollywood actor, Rotimi Salami has shared his opinion on the issue of paternity testing. In a post on social media, Salmi said, “I honestly think DNA test is not important unless someone is dragging your child with you. If you have a child you are raising you don’t need to go finding out the paternity, every child is your child. A father is someone who raised a child, not necessarily the sperm giver. Save urself the heart attack n protect that child’s emotions too.”

https://.com/unless-someone-drags-your-child-with-you-dna-test-is-not-important-actor-rotimi-salami/

Lmao. If I have the money for DNA test, I'll do it on my child when he/she is 1 years old. I won't train another man's child only for my wife, out of borderline madness and in her brief spite of anger, tell me that my 15 years old child isn't mine. Lol. I'll never ever do that. I don't have to wait till the child is all grown, then someone comes to claim him, then I'll begin to run helter skelter, running DNA test, only to still meet the heartbreak I was avoiding since he was an infant.

micxwell:

Contrary to that, I'm always on site. I hate chatting actually. I'd rather calls.

Nawah oh. I just keep getting it all wrong.

micxwell:
Better.

How then do you cope with your 'staying-indoor' spree? Also, do you like phone calls?

Offpoint1:

Depress? Naaa! I've mastered the act of dealing with life problems since I was 11, nothing on earth can make me depress. No pleasure, nor pain, nor rejection.

Isolation is a powerful tool to unleash spirituality, the more isolated you are the less human you become and the more spirit you become. It's a key to spirit realm. More powerful than prayers, chants and incantations.

If you can trace some historical spiritual books, most communications with the spirit realms took place in isolated places.
Take a clue from the Bible for references.
Abraham communicate with God in isolated places
Moses as you know always left for the mountains
Jesus always left his disciples behind into isolation when he wants to communicate with God.

Let me not derail my thread

How old are you bro?

constance500:


I just picked a song.

Lol. I fear. What is your fav song then?