₦airaland Forum

Moeman:
in my former life i was an emperor and i was stabbed and sold off to the romans by my brother while i was planning what would have been the greatest invasion in history..

Welcome your majesty. I've scoured the earth over my numerous lifetimes seeking for you. Lord, will you come back with me to your kingdom to take back what is yours? Scavengers have taken refuge in your abode!

Should I prepare the horses, your majesty?

Maj196:
You are a fool for eating such a harmless creature. Wtf is wrong with Nigerians eating any animal? You just ate your destiny helper if you no know

Is chicken harmful? Why do you eat it? Is fish harmful, why then do you eat it?? Hypocrisy.

Silentmoni:
thanks for your contribution....I encrypted the phone, messages and even sim that was why I was reluctant that nothing can be done with it but I was so shocked when I opened my mail from another phone yesterday..... another question is can cardless withdrawal using POS be done without otp?if no, how then was my message accessed to get the otp?and if the sim was removed from the phone it would require sim pin when inputed in another phone.......Infact I can't think straight now

Bros, when you receive a message with your phone locked, does the phone show the maessage on the screen even when it is still locked?

Kingcalls:
I'm being sarcastic

Sarcastic? What I see is a person who doesn't want to admit his error

Kingcalls:
Chaiii.....na Ronaldo be man u problem ooo... they have been wiped by city cos he is useless in the match

Where did you see Ronaldo in this match? See them. When you go dey check Livescore nko.

paulolee:
hmm, this scammer again? DM don release team list for ghana tie n e don rush save p.k to deceive us to start am ahead of others but d jazz no go work dis time..
I just pray eguwvon dont fall for dis penalty news bcox all keepers no matter how bad do save p.k..if na lie, ask barca pinto dt year..

Lol. Even De gea, should I ask him?

Mooh247:
A real sanction that can hurt Russia is to stop Oil and Gas trade, disconnect Nord Stream 1, and issue out a No fly zone accross Ukrainian airspace, with NATO and EU fighter jets enforcing the No fly zone

All other sanctions like FIFA, PayPal, Swift , seizing of Russian oligarchy's asset would only make Russia seek trade alternative and become even more self reliant and ruthless

US and the other NATO allies cannot enforce a no fly zone in Ukraine simply because Ukraine is not yet part of NATO. If she was, the a no fly zone would have changed the entire war. Maybe we might even have another WW.

Raspberries:
I agree... She could ride him...

...and dismember him?

iLegendd:
Not watching, but I know Chelsea will still win at the end even if they're 3 goals down.

Lol. Seems you overestimate Chelsea. 3 goals down Haha

Lol. This is just pure stupidity. What then happens to her messages and pictures? So because he bought phone for her, therefore she doesn't deserve the old one or the things in them?

I just dey imagine this thing happened to me. Lol. Me that use to lie to people that I bought my phone 40k just to avoid any kind stupid eyes, then someone will now break my phone of over 150k and gift me an 80k phone and expect me to smile and be happy. I swear, I'll break the head of whoever it belongs to.

ifytrik:
I think Africans are the most kind hearted and loving people in the world, the way we are praying for Ukraine has got me asking this questions
(1) If it was two Africa nations fighting each other will Ukrainians give a 4uck?
(2) Is this not the same Ukraine that the federal government once warned Nigerians not to travel to as they were killing black students?
Well I think Africans naturally have Golding hearts, even as am typing this, all my friends and I are seriously praying for Ukraine and I still don't know why.
Well thank God for the good news

Oga, it's not Ukraine, Cyprus. Talk talk boy.

Keheller abeg save one now.

DrGoodman:
This is not surprising, in fact, it happens all over the south of Nigeria. Youths are harassed, killed, raped, and maimed by the same armed forces who were armed to protest their lives.

Some part of Northern Nigeria are planning to destabilise the whole country so they can take it over.

So they use the armed forces whom are directly under their control to intimidate, arrest, torture, detain, harrass, and even kill many youths for being southerners.

Some are labelled to be ritual killers, yahoo boys or terrorists without any form of proof, yet they are killed and no records of the crimes are being kept anywhere.

Some people say this is because they northerners want to "tame the south" , they want to discipline every youth to force them to agree to intimidation, others say they are killing off the southern youths to erase any resistance as they plan to invade the south in 2022.

That's why they formed smaller terror units and moving from town to town in the south east, murdering people at random and blaming it on UGM with their controlled news media.

Lo The north are directly controlling the police forces to put fear on the mind of the youths in the south?? Hahaha... Your inarticulate script is just plain stupid. It would probably have been half correct if the CSP's bears a northern name but in this case, a Yoruba man, in his state Was a northern man behind him telling the CP to collect bribes?

Fix your region and stop blaming the north who has no concern over what happens in the south should you all decide to kill yourself.

SirMichael1:
My R10p just switches on DND by itself. Even when I switch it back on, after some time, it brings up the notification saying that 'calls and notifications will be silenced'. I need help.

It's not even a scheduled stuff where I set it. It just does it on it's own.

Someone should say something please now.

My R10p just switches on DND by itself. Even when I switch it back on, after some time, it brings up the notification saying that 'calls and notifications will be silenced'. I need help.

It's not even a scheduled stuff where I set it. It just does it on it's own.

pocohantas:
I no sure say e reach 20k. I think it was about 15k or thereabout. For one useless school. The principal go come dey send me to buy eggroll and CHILLED Pepsi. He always emphasised on the CHILLED.

They couldn’t even pay salaries promptly, but they had money to print rule books for staff. Flouting each rule attracted a fine of N100- N1000. At the end of the month, you’ll be lucky not to lose at least 20% of the salary.

Aha... The nostalgic feeling. I just had it.

Which state was/is this?

crossfm:
Hehehe.

If he had copied another guys plans of how he gifted his girlfriend a car the case would have been different.

She finally found a reason to dump his broke ass.

He broke up with her, not she!

ValCon888:
I used to know a girl who left the school a virgin.

She studied anatomy in Nigeria for 4years, did her NYSC, and went abroad to read medicine for 6years including housemanship and she's still a virgin.
A decade in school and still a virgin.

Maybe she doesn't have a vigina.

Kadna Village.

Italo ground.

CharleyBright:
Wrong categorizing.
OP, you need to understand the difference between a Movie and a Series (Seasonal).

You can not categorize Titanic with 24, Merlin and Legend of the seeker.

Titanic is a Movie, while the other 3 are Series.

In their Category, Titanic remains one of the best movies ever produced, while in my opinion "24" is only second to "Game of Thrones" as best Series ever produced.

Series is a classification under movies. Stop forming woke jor.

sammhi:
You know nothing about Football ..or how to take a penalty ....
The way he played the second one is how to play a penalty ...
Even with two goal keepers there. They won't catch it
He kicked it hard, low and fast.I repeat , two Gks won't even catch it .
Rashidi Yekiini has never missed a penalty and that's how he plays it ..so fast and to one side of the net either down or up .Most times his was up almost at angle 90 .No GK has ever stop his kick .
Mane missed the first one because he didn't put it at the angle .
U know the Egyptian GK already knows where Mane will put it ..to his right ..so he dived there .. but it is so fast and at angle that he couldn't get it . Perfect penalty!! So he didn't miss ....he won
Stop the beef and go learn more about how to take penalty

Lol. I'm a Liverpool supporter and believe me when I say Mane is not a good penalty taker. Reason why it's very hard to see him take penalties in Liverpool. He doesn't take them.

seyz91:
Na shot e take play am, na vex e vex play am cuz e no won make same mistake twice

Na vex him take play the first one. See wetin comot!

chim14:
Its a waste of money buying normal conventional laptops cuz battery don't last. A 5000 mah phone even last longer than a traditional laptop!

Its only apple or mac I learnt the battery last longer am not sure since I havent used one.

Shey apple and Mac are different ni?

CharleyBright:
Foolish idiot like u.
You said you slept with a girl a couple of times and then you claim she refused to date you??
How you take sleep with her, na for dream?

Do you sleep with someone before dating Or you date before sleeping with her?
What exactly do you understand by dating?
This is why I keep saying that there are too many Teenagers on Nairaland.

Ancestor, you can sleep with a lady couple of times and not date her. Be informed, ancestor.

Oppy2k2:
Apologized

Such a SIMPle man....

So for trying to define his priority, he's now a simp?? You lots comments like deadbrains on this site. I wonder where comes your reasoning.

Ahdunns:
this one go hard for me. People don't actually want to go to this my school. Although new corp members would be coming around March sha

Bro, if nysc officials do not come to inspect your school or you're in the city and working for a small school, then my trick will work for you.

Ahdunns:
I swear I go do this thing o boss. But I hope I'll not be caught sha.

You can't be. Never.

Amojii:
The question is from the bank?

I don't think so, cos if you present your BVN to the bank your image and biometric will be verified...

And if its doesn't match with the person applying for the loan...

You just won your self a free ride on police hilux to the nearest cell available...

Unless is an inside job, inside life things.

Calm down bros. Stop using logic for everything. This loan was applied via an online platform.

OJEEMAH:
So what's the probability there will be a clear winner at the WC??

You never can tell

I can tell bro. A major competition like the WC deserve the Balon d'Or. What is AFCON to WC? The only thing AFCON winners will get is African best player of the year award. Anything else, it won't work.

OJEEMAH:
I would love to see Senegal lift Afcon for the first time in their history but winning this plus his EPL & UCL performance so far would definitely boost Salah's chances of winning Balon D'or.

Balon d'Or?? Lol. World cup is this year bro. No one cares about who wins AFCON but world cup. No one would give him balon d'Or

HRSweetness:
I could tell you one thing that could beat all of those combined, but I'd rather not.

Was this an attempt to pique my curiosity and make me inquire continually over what could? Haha.

You did already but I understand why you did. You probably haven't seen those series.

Be fine little one.

iamL:
He wanted us to but I fed him with his own medicine.

Lol. Medicine? Rejecting marriage proposals? Crazy things you did for love? Pheew...

So in essence, you guys didn't end up? He probably led you on only to lead you far enough not to continue and also not to return. Maybe I see why you made him take his medicine.