Food › Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by SirMichael1: 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2022 |
Ishilove: This is a meal fit for the gods. Specifically the god of the T-junction, Esu. Madam, show us the one you don cook, you airhead. |
Celebrities › Re: Evgenia Smirnova Falls 80ft To Death From Apartment During 'Sex Party' In Thai by SirMichael1: 11:45am On Jun 04, 2022 |
gift2xl: Imagining what she was reflecting when she was decending from such height " ohh na so I take die like this ehh, oh Lord pls help me" 80ft is too short to even think of thinking. You'll do what evolution has deposited in you and that's to scream for the 4 seconds you'll be airborne. |
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by SirMichael1: 11:25am On Jun 04, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Lady Sleeps With 919 Men In 12 Hours - Video by SirMichael1: 8:18pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
atilla: This picture cannot be her? If it is they must have paid the men to sleep with her!! She looks crazy Paid the men? Lol. Men will voluntarily do it. Many men are sex starved and won't even think twice and will do it for free. |
Politics › Re: What Has Atiku Achieved? – Reno Omokri (Video) by SirMichael1: 2:36pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
This grandpa in the name of Atiku, is old and should go and tend to his family abeg. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Plans To Sell Drones That Can Be Armed With Hellfire Missiles To Ukraine by SirMichael1: 8:55am On Jun 02, 2022 |
chaseblack: Afi Hellfire na, mumu Putinist keeps saying Zelensky is sacrificing his people for America's sake as if Russians aren't dying or losing critical war machines as well just to flex muscle on a war they certainly can't win anymore. It is obvious this will turn into a guerilla warfare which will just keep taking the life and resources of not just Ukrainians but Russia as well.
And since Russia is only doing this to form bragado, they can't nuke Ukraine so they won't lose face.
Ukraine has probably evacuated nearly half of it's citizen and their infrastructure has been damaged already so they have got nothing to lose. Ukraine is like a wounded lion knowing they'll die but won't let their prey go free as well. Ukraine is destroyed already but Russia better be careful or they'll have the whole of Ukraine become a terrorist right in Russia's doorstep.
It is certain Russia can not capture Ukraine at this point! Lol. Folly. All your words are folly. |
Family › Re: My Uncle Wife Is Insensitive by SirMichael1: 1:45pm On Jun 01, 2022 |
cayorday89: Funny enough, she could be earning more but just decide to declare that particular amount. Life no balance, make everybody just do wetin go give them peace of mind... I am happy for them though for not giving birth to more than two kids... Na so. That two kids is even okay for them if they were to separate. |
Family › Re: My Uncle Wife Is Insensitive by SirMichael1: 1:44pm On Jun 01, 2022 |
faithfull18: If she changed five years into the marriage, then you should find out why. An action from your uncle could have triggered the reaction. Lol. What kind of thing happened and for 11 years, she can't resolve the matter?! Abeggi... Na nonsense advice all these 'femails' go dey give. Nonsense. |
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Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Dating A Taller Lady Or A Shorter Guy by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On May 23, 2022 |
Toktee: Reasom why pastors are cashing out daily this is because God's way she are not our way... just imagine osinbajo wife rejects him cos of his height..
And elrufai etc.
No wonder there are more single ladies to fucckk this days for free who are in their early and late 40s. Bros, this one pain you sha. Seems you're very short.  |
Romance › Re: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by SirMichael1: 6:23pm On May 19, 2022 |
alleygra: he flipped on me a proper narcissists'.....i went through hell....i am so grateful its all over, i have my little gurl to care for and a blooming career, i have healed and looking forward to a more productive future .......our mothers didnt do well raising the boy child,,,,, Lol. Maybe it's your mom who didn't do well in raising you, else, she'd have taught you that there is dignity in abstinence and not going about opening your legs for dicks. |
Career › Re: My Female Colleague Stopped Talking To Me Because Of This by SirMichael1: 10:20pm On May 18, 2022 |
Ndibuna: I didn't want it to be obvious to her. I just wanted my peace Unfortunately, it became obvious to her nonetheless. Ignoring and claiming you were busy should have been oblivious. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Eintracht Frankfurt Vs Rangers FC : Europa League (5 - 4)pens On 18th May 2022 by SirMichael1: 10:08pm On May 18, 2022 |
SirMichael1: This match will head to extra time still 1-1 and rangers will win it in PK.
You saw it here first. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Eintracht Frankfurt Vs Rangers FC : Europa League (5 - 4)pens On 18th May 2022 by SirMichael1: 10:06pm On May 18, 2022 |
Jmichael1: we are watching... Stay glued to your TV set. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Eintracht Frankfurt Vs Rangers FC : Europa League (5 - 4)pens On 18th May 2022 by SirMichael1: 9:39pm On May 18, 2022 |
This match will head to extra time still 1-1 and rangers will win it in PK.
You saw it here first. |
Career › Re: My Female Colleague Stopped Talking To Me Because Of This by SirMichael1: 8:45pm On May 18, 2022 |
Ndibuna: So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work. I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her You shouldn't have blocked her though. If I was in your shoes, I would have mete the same treatment on her to. I would stop picking her calls too. Period. Then, maybe then, she'll know how it feels and come to her sense, if she's got one. |
Romance › Re: Bleep 5 Girls Within A Week,redpiler Is Life by SirMichael1: 6:22am On May 16, 2022 |
PerfectStranger: Congratulations boy. Add this to your CV  Why did you censor sex? I don't get it |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by SirMichael1: 10:26am On May 15, 2022 |
ORIAYO70: Mane intentionally played the penalty away. Oga calm down. Mane isn't a good penalty taker. He was going to miss that |
Culture › Re: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by SirMichael1: 9:52am On May 13, 2022 |
SEGLIZ: I was only confirming what you said not against you.
to this over civilised generation, foolishness to them is civility.
to them your comment is nothing but lie even when on the affirmative it is true. you didn't take time to digest my response to you comment. Contrary. |
Romance › Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by SirMichael1: 5:25pm On May 12, 2022 |
ObamaMessi: SirMichael1 we are actually virgins who are trying to build ourselves before getting into the uni(except me, already an undergrad).U are welcome to our family on nairaland.U can start chatting with any member of the family. Thanks though but I'll pass. Just so you know, there's nothing in sex. Live your life unhinged and stop thinking about abstaining from sex because doing that will only make you curious and increase your libido. |
Romance › Re: Does Virginity Really Matters In A Marriage Or Relationship?? by SirMichael1: 4:30pm On May 12, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by SirMichael1: 4:29pm On May 12, 2022 |
What are people still waiting for their jamb result doing on a 'pro virgin' thread? Aren't they supposed to be virgins to begin with? Most of you are just 15-17, so what do you know about remaining a virgin untill you're married?? Marriage is probably 7-10 years ahead of you and I can strongly say that 2 years in the university is enough to derale you all.
At this age, your goal should be how to build yourselves, knowing yourselves and reading your books because many of you will not leave the university the way you got in. So it's better you go in with the understanding of yourself and not start making promises that you can't keep here.
You guys are too young to start making promises already when you aren't even half way through life. Sellah. |
Family › Re: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by SirMichael1: 8:14pm On May 10, 2022 |
Acidosis: Every time a woman ovulates, she releases at least 1 egg. So, biologically, selling of eggs has no negative impact on a woman. It's only eggs she sold, not her ovaries. Her ovaries' got more than enough to meet her reproductive needs. It's even better to sell it than waste it (as menstruation).
The bigger issues are that she failed to inform you about the procedure and whatever it was you guys were going through didn't matter to her. It was all about her. These are the main threats to your marriage.
You haven't seen anything yet. Medically, the egg has her DNA and therefore, it can be concluded that the child bore from the mating of that egg with any sperm is biologically her children. Not every man will want that his wife spread her DNA around. |
Computers › Re: My Computer Usually Wipes Off All My Saved Files Anytime It Goes Off by SirMichael1: 2:16pm On May 10, 2022 |
BluntCrazeMan: Good Evening. Whenever I save any file on my system, be it in the “Documents Folder”, or on the “Desktop” space, or even if I create a new folder directly inside the “Local Disk - C” Drive space and save the file there, once I put the system off and put it on again, everything I saved on the system would just be wiped off, and I won't see them again.. Even if I run a search for such files on the whole of the system, I won't see any traces that such files existed on the system, not even in the recycle bin.
(Although, any files that I deleted by myself before I put the system off would still be there in the recycle bin). .. .. NOTE: I don't have the Deep-Freeze Software on my system. .. .. I also discovered something else... .. When I clicked on the “Users” folder inside the LOCAL DISK Folder, I discovered that a new temporary “User” folder is always created for me whenever I sign-in, and that the current temporary “user” folder, which stands for the user that is currently signed-in, is the only folder that contains readable items... All other earlier numerous temporary “user” folders, which represented all those times that I logged in earlier (which had wiped out), all contained encrypted files which cannot be opened by any app or software, and they are saved in hidden folders inside those earlier temporary “user” folders. .. Please, is there any way I can correct this anomaly?? During installation of your current windows, the installation was corrupted, hence windows always creates a temporary user for you because during installation, it couldn't create one. Simple fix: Reinstall your windows. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by SirMichael1: 5:37pm On May 09, 2022 |
fikayormi: All this leaches and bitches , kai
And laslas Na somebody son go later marry them oo
Na who God wan punish sha he go give those babes to marry cos imagine someone getting married to them Jeon, siofra, candidlady and the likes , that person own don spoil for this life
My gee, my advice be say make you continue drilling the pussy with condoms.
Stop spending on her make you just slut zone her
Still enjoy the pussy but with no emotions and money attached
Final advice : Stop being a simp
Omo make we no lie Jonathan really enjoyed your gf pussy How is he a simp? How ehn?? He didn't forgive her neither is he asking if he should forgive her. So tell me, how is he a simp?? |
Family › Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by SirMichael1: 10:24pm On May 05, 2022 |
neonly: You are a bad boy How will feel if yur own child did d same to u No respect Karma is waiting Am sure of you have channeled dat same energy to do some thing surprising for he would has still given u yur phone But now u have allow phone to break d bridge between and yur father The money was not d Issie u betray his trust Goodluck Fúck off with this stupid comment!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 3rd May 2022 by SirMichael1: 9:27pm On May 03, 2022 |
Addme: You see why betting will always be evil. Desist from it. Na so your 500k would have gone if you staked on it. Lol. Football na 90 minutes bro. No dey talk after 45 minutes. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Liverpool UCL (2 - 3) On 3rd May 2022 by SirMichael1: 8:29pm On May 03, 2022 |
Guidedee: If it ends 3 - 3, na we still get am. YNWA. No more away goals oga. |
Romance › Re: Help About Premature Ejaculation (PRE CUM) by SirMichael1: 7:16pm On May 03, 2022 |
For most, it is normal to have a 6 secs sex on the first day and as with everything, practice makes perfect. The more you practice sex, you better you are at it.
Then again, stop taking soda, refined sugar, watching porn, masturbations (some will deny this but masturbation increases your refractive index so it's best to avoid it if you plan on going for more than one round).
When next you're having sex, think of pleasuring her and not to get pleasure because you'll cum quick. That way, you're fixated on her and flowing with her tempo and not yours. Take your mind off cuming or even enjoying it. Relax, try to control your breath and thrust speed while fúcking. Lastly, relax your muscles. Sex no be aggression except that BDSM you dey like. |
Romance › Re: Who Would Have Best Wizkid In Their Prime from This New artist by SirMichael1: 6:55pm On May 03, 2022 |
BoredBerry: Rema...
Omah lay...
Bella shmuda...
I absolutely love them...
Ruger is cool too
I don't like davido Bella Shmurda has a vibe that can't last a whole decade. Dude will burn out so quick because he's music is fast paced. Omah Lay and Chike come be opposite of Bella. This trip won't stand a decade and that's why Fireboy will always be relevant. |
Romance › Re: How Do I Beg My Man For Forgiveness...? by SirMichael1: 6:50pm On May 03, 2022 |
liftedud: Just visit him and plead with him
If that doesn't work you can plan for the family meeting if you truly love him and cherish what you guys share, talk to his people and tell them where you went wrong and how sorry you are. OK
I guess its going to work out fine You know she's joking right, because all these advice no worth am. |
Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu's Wife, Ibiere Shares Cryptic Post Amid Marriage Crash Rumours by SirMichael1: 6:59pm On May 01, 2022 |
virginchaser: They will see ladies that sincerely loves them. They will not marry them, they will be looking for one yellow pawpaw that befit public occasions. Now that chips are down, yellow pawpaw can't pass text of marriage. She must surely fly out of a sinking ship. Test** |