₦airaland Forum

MufasaLion:
Anita, Moremi, Chinemerem, Nabila etc. only wanna ride in a Tesla now, not motorcycle.

Do you know what it takes to ride a bike in Nigeria in 1969?? That's like equivalent to driving Benz in the current era.

Xilsbridalhouse:
Don’t bother about him, you are obviously a professional doctor as everything you mentioned here is accurate.

He's insignificant to me.

deolurexy1:
nice one, but una wey dey first comment ehn� been a nairalander for the past 10years and still never been first to comment.

Them dey share gift to people wey comment first abi na ment?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram U go teach am how to USE d KALA na



CHILDREN of dis GENERATION de learn FASTER Dan ur mind



PIKIN of 5 minutes don de OPERATE PHONE



PIKIN of 2sc don de OPERATE LAPI



So no too REASON d matterz...



WTF MAN

You go teach am how to use am but you no fit teach am when to use am. At any slightest provocation, e fit use am ontop you.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


I don de talk am SEY make everybody carry der own KALA...



Dis CUNTREE don turn JUNGLE



If u get PIKIN, weda boi or girl



weda AMABOBI or BANI



BUY better KALA give AM oooo



Dog ur own KALA 4 ur bag




As I de here so I get 2 KALA, old and new KALA..


Any STREET wey I de JAZZ in, I de carry my KALA..



amabobi I SWEAR DOWN


Any MANCHI wey go CAT WALK 4 MY UNIFORM..


I go make sure sey I BLAST em left leg wit my old KALA then use my new KALA BLAST em right leg..



WTF MAN

So make pikin of 7 years dey carry Kala waka? You well so?

andysmith123:
it took him 10 years to build her a house....nawa o

You're a stupid person! Imagine this nonsense. Is she cooking for him for free? Doesn't he pay her what's due her? If he decides not to gift her anything, will heaven fall or will he be charged before the court of law??

All these stupid people stuffed with entitlement mentality, as if anyone owes you any gaddamn thing! Shey if it was dangote, or adenuga that did this, will you type this nonsense? Fool!

7pages:
Thanks sir, yes the medical doc certified her to be medically alright



I appreciate your response but sir what does mcs means. What I saw in the paper was sperm analysis/mcs that a medical doc suggested longtime ago

That's another name for semen analysis. They're both one and the same.

7pages:
Bro I'm impressed with your analysis. Please I want to ask a question and I will be glad if you can respond.



I and my woman had been trying to procreate but luck hasn't getting to us yet so someone introduced us to a medical doc and she said we should run a test, she had run her own test longtime even before our appointment with the medical doc, so she said I should do a sperm analysis test but when I got to the lab, the technicians were telling me to do culture test with the sperm analysis



I just need a clarification between sperm alaysis test and culture. Is it necessary I did the two because what the medical doc requested for is sperm analysis. Thanks in ancitipcation as you help me in the clarification

Yes. There's no big deal with the test. As a matter of fact, both test are required. One is just to check your sperm count and the other is to identify if you have any underlying STIs(sexually transmitted infections) because a long undiagnosed STI can lead to a low sperm count.

How is the test result of your wife? Is she medically alright?

Big competition like this and the ball dey burst. Mtcheew.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
That's funny for an underage.. nothing to worry about tho cos it's part of growing up as a kid..all you have to do is sit him down and speak to him as an elder bro politely..I bet he's gonna listen to you...he might not listen to your mom I know why i am saying this...

Don't be harsh with your words when speaking to him..you know what you guys do na? Bro code..let him feel happy confiding with you..

As for your mum she is just being a woman..most are really emotional.. nothing there..when he grows up he's gonna decide whether or not he's gonna smoke but for now it's a no no..

Nothing to worry about? Just part of growing up? Are you saying that every adult smoked while growing up or you're just mad? I didn't engage in any bad vice while growing up. Did you engage in bad vices while growing up or maybe you're still a kid. If you don't have an opinion, can't you keep your hands from typing? Are you compelled to type? Sounding incoherent like a tout.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
See ignorance in the comment section..baby gal is Makin her pepper you are calling her fake..
If you like no find money dey here dey hate on pesin wey go fit feed you..

Baby girl?? You dey mad ni Behave yourself, boy. Behave!

realmatters:
No, my brother, I will not. Let me make something clear, very few women will stand by you when you are nothing or you have nothing. They show me their real color when my dad died, our family business collapsed. I was in my final year. The girl I sweat for left, other girls left because to them a man without money is a monkey. I went through hell and God bless me in no time.
I have met a lot of ladies, I sleep with them and give them my leftover, If they ask me what next, I told them plainly they are not in my league. I intend to marry based on interest, not love. YOU CAN'T LOVE ME NOW WHAT ABOUT THEN? I could have married a few ladies in my workplace(I have slept with a few of them) but most of them get the job by fucking someone so I CAN'T BE WITH A LEFTOVER. WOMEN ARE KEEPER, they have no right to have a body count.

You seem like a guy who talks too much. Maybe it's your too much talk that drove her away. See how you're just stressing that poor girl with epistles upon epistles. If I was that lady, I won't even reply your stories until about two days after; that's the time I'll need to finish reading it.

fati2001:
I'm me
because I and uyai ain't same
nor share anything common apart from the air we both inhale and exhale

uyai might be taller or shorter than i vice versa
might be darker or fair than I vice versa.

might be fat or skinny than I vice versa
might be older or younger than I vice versa.

so why should I be him /er?

Attention seeker. I hope you seek attention from your books too. This ibb lapai girl just doesn't know when to call it quits. Go read your books girl.

Uyai wannabe.

If you grew up within the four walls of an institution, you'll know that the vagina, the boobs, the penis are all private parts of a human. Now the fact that you can swing your penis at any given instance doesn't make it normal, in fact, it shows how much of a pervèrt you are. I just hope you don't go swinging it around kids, cause that's where I'll be having the major problem with you.

Back to the topic. Private parts are personal and as with anything personal, they are shown to only those who you connect on a personal level with, not just some random hippopotamus. The vagina isn't just some random body part, it is the part that bring forth child, a passage through which you existed and made way from. So have respect for such organ.

MrBrownJay1:
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Culture boy, let this sink in. People do shit because they can and because they're guided by different stuff....

MrBrownJay1:
again, just because other people around the world are also religious doesnt mean that this has nothing to do with Nigerian culture....same with the fact that Nigeria has many religion. the point here is, Nigerians culturally put religion above anything, family included and would rather go broke and abandon their family struggle just to pay tithe..



in poor 3rd world societies like Nigeria, the struggles are even greater, as in the west majority of people can easily get by with social services, easy employment and help here and there from the gov.... you may believe that Nigerians are not deluded in this subject but i beg to differ, the deluded notion in wasting your life away trying to make money simply to attract deluded useless oloshos AT ANY COST, is an African/Nigerian trait... and as much as there are many goldiggers in the west, it is fairly easy to find a gf in the west who will value you for YOU and not your money.



here is a clue: what "some" do is irrelevant to how MAJORITY think.... and the reality is that:
A) majority of Nigerians are desperate for marriage at any cost because marriage in Nigeria is synonymous with happiness (even if they are miserable in marriage)
B) maojrity of Nigerians believe that MONEY is what is needed to attract Nigerian women, thus the men with no money will do any nonsense under the moon to get money in order to attract pay as you go useless oloshos.
C) 45% of Nigerians are xtians and their culture dictate that they give their money to fraudster in robe WAY BEFORE they should help their family... and knowing that Nigeria is a poor country, we can easily understand from the above 3 points why many would abandon their family.

All these epistles just to prove a point? Lol. I don't have the strength to read all these as I believe you're still going around in circles.

MrBrownJay1:
now lets be honest here...
- when you have small money left and your pastor on sunday says you need to hand it over to HIM rather than help your own family... is that not the FAILED NIGERIAN CULTURE?!
- when deluded Nigerians believe that you should make money at any cost and that babes will flock (and not that "family will flourish", is that not FAILED NIGERIAN CULTURE?!
- when a man finds a woman and she expects him to pay for everything, so that there is nothing left for his own family... is that not FAILED NIGERIAN CULTURE?!
- when you guys are now ready for marriage and you now need to pay for bride price, for lavish marriage (to fit with the jones), etc, is that not FAILED NIGERIAN CULTURE?!
- when you see deluded Nigerians ready to splash out on big motor, fancy gadgets, designer clothing and expensive lifestyle, while in reality they are "broke as hell", dont you think this is part of the FAILED NIGERIAN CULTURE?!

Lol.

Number one is just religion and has nothing to do with Nigeria's culture which comprises of multiple religions. So you're wrong.

2. Deluded Nigerians? Hahaha... The society and by that I mean world in general believe in making more money to get girls. It's not just Nigeria. You should try to travel out.

Most of these things you scribbled in haste has nothing to do with Nigeria. They are just individual preferences. If it is the culture of Nigeria, then why are some Nigeria men putting their families first and not ladies? Does this particular culture never affects them?

FalseProphet1:
I've always been on Twitter

And so the reason for this message just found its root.

You've been on twitter recently, yeah?

dontrulee:
I have thought about it deeply, whether to loose my virginity this year or still keep to it?
After weighing the pros and cons, I have decided to keep it this year.

Do you own a dick or a pussy?

hekola:
Watford 2 Man u 1 correct score

Lol. Shey na Watford and man U dey play?? Mtcheew!!

SIBF:
Bro hw far? Make I send?

Now ask yourself, that your prediction I quoted, was it right?

osazsky:
any time liverpool losses a match..I immediately get an erection ..its like organsm to me..each lost is the best thing that has happened to me over time and In d recent time..infact a loss by liverpool is like playing ps 6 in a beach on a very big TV with bikini girls all over my body

Wánker. Get the füçk out

osazsky:
so unlike the spurs game where the ref caused your loss now its Milner.. bet one fan must blame camera before this game end..oga go and sit down ur entire team and coach is average..just like di mateo every coach they get one fluke ucl season..I rate ranieri. ..de Matteo and klopp as same
.moreover he didnt win anything in Dortmund despite his numb of good players all he does is disturb who is in first position..excuses are lies u tell yourself so that it doesnt have to be your fault..I rate fergie pep and mou as same but this new mou has lost it completely how can he be coaching common roma

They're bang average players right? Lmao. Which player currently tops the goal scoring chart? Which player created the most chances in EPL? What about shots? Oga, shut up! Average players ko.

SIBF:
Correct score!
Chelsea 4 - 2 Liverpool.
Who go credit me after FT?

I go credit you. Now stop spamming this thread or get axed by a mod?

osazsky:
See two average coaches and team..especially liverpool..all they do is run. No tactics no game plan..always looking for wat to blame.them go soon begin blame either camera.linesman..thier own fans or maybe a wall..caf nerver start see waiting the best coach in the world they play..klopp should just be concentrating on ucl and stop disturbing city every season with initial gragra last year they blamed pickford's..Everton goalie for giving average scam dyke injury while doing his job
. Holigans

If you continue like this, you'll have high blood pressure and finally succum to death via cardiac arrest. Na wah oh.

Are you a gambler?!! Why the noise?

richmanrichard:
this girl come cut soap 4 me na.hope u staked big

Don't be deceived, that lady modified her post.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Boom.

This is a new year, try dey do normal.

Eviana:
Wow,
This OP really hit home for me.
The most devastating thing, I believe, that can happen to a woman in a perceived heterosexual relationship, is finding out that you are living a lie. That the man whom you shared your heart with (and perhaps even conceived children with) is not heterosexual at all.
Awhile ago I had a conversation with a friend about what she thought would be more devastating: A. finding out that her significant other (male) has been cheating with a woman OR B. finding out that her significant other (male) has been cheating with a man?
She said A.
I was shocked cause I couldn't believe that she chose "A".
Her rationale was that she has no chance when it comes to the man being gay and cheating with a man...but if cheating with a woman, she would always wonder what the woman whom he cheated with had, that was better than her.

I, vehemently, disagreed with her....and she had to remind me that it was her opinion and choice.
The conversation ended.

Looking at this from a purely secular/non-religious viewpoint, I would have to say that both parties are victims.
Victims in the sense that because of societal, cultural dictates, (especially in a "religious" country such as Nigeria), there is no safe place for those whom believe that they are homosexual, to openly practice and live their lives.
So because the practice of homosexuality is forbidden and allegedly punished by law in Nigeria (and many black African countries), the only way the homosexual person can live is through underground/hiding. So the homosexual, in turn, marries a heterosexual in order to keep up appearances and the expected cultural norm.
So now an innocent person is brought into the deception and even conception of children.
It becomes such a tangled web of lies....until it finally bursts open (because the homosexual can no longer hide his true feelings) and all is exposed...leaving emotional devastation so deep and hearts so broken and feelings so embittered that it almost becomes irreparable.

I am a born and raised Christian and have commented on many threads in the Religion room pertaining to homosexuality and the Bible.
This OP happens within the church as well. In fact, a large homosexual population exists in the church, but it is kept "hush-hush."
I cannot condone the act, simply because God condemns the act.....as He condemns a plethora of other sins.
I don't personally believe that same-sex attraction is just as cut and dry as saying a person was "born that way." So many other reasons have been cited as reasons why the attraction has developed.
Clearly and most importantly, the Bible cannot be contradictory, and it is impossible for God to be a liar---so the answer is plain for those who are confused and sincerely pray for the truth.

I do, however, believe in freedom of choice.
I believe that people should not be ostracized, beaten or killed because of their choice of lifestyle.
For me as a Christian, heterosexual woman, I can support the freedom of choice YET disagree with that person's choice and NOT harm, discriminate against or ostracize him/her.
I happen to live in a country where homosexuality is not only celebrated, but rewarded...which is a gazing-stock and shunned by the majority of developing nations such as Nigeria. Also which is probably why Bobrisky is such a phenomenon there.

I think, however, where the majority of African countries have a big issue is how they choose to address the issue. Is it a governmental right to exact certain laws which are extremely harmful to individuals who clearly aren't physically causing harm to another person, but whose lifestyles aren't the norm? Is homosexuality on the same level as murder, robbery, kidnapping etc., in a governmental sense?
Clearly, in many black African nations, it seems to be.
Every human being should be regarded as a human being...complete with freedom of choice and rights.
Until Nigeria is ready to truly address the issue in mature, serious manner, these types of stories will continue to forever be the narrative.

So many layers to this issue...so many.
I'm sorry for delving off of the topic in a sense.

My prayer is for the OP (if this is a true story) and anyone going through this type of situation (cause I guarantee that there is someone else reading this thread who is) to heal by going to God in prayer---first and foremost.
If not a spiritual person, I would suggest that you call out to Him anyhow. Yell and scream if necessary,
Tell Him you're not sure He exists and then dump your cares on Him.....cry it out.
Then perhaps seek Christian counseling as a practical way to help you through the devastating crisis.
I cannot NOT suggest some form of religion because it really is the only way to get true healing.

You've given your own lengthy opinion. Now I ask, what will be your opinion if op was a lady? Will you not say 3some is set??

Nonsense!!! When I met my ex with another lady and proceeded to have nothing to do with her anymore, people were saying I wasn't smart, that I could have a threèsome with the two of them. The fools didn't know how it hurt. Hahahahahahahaha.

Romanoff:
Ode, and this one too, na one person go marry am.

How do you keep your home together with this 'stupid-girls' mentality?

Is a relationship supposed to be a case of multiple partners? Why will she be deceiving the poor man and still be collecting his money and gifts? If I have to marry a woman before I can dictate if she dates another person or not, then surely she shouldn't ask me to spend on her until she marries me.