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Entertainment › Re: Highlight From Portable Live Performance In Indianapolis, US (video Pictures) by Sirmwill: 4:14pm On Jun 09, 2024
The head in the first picture tho

Seun
Is that you 😅

Boss na ordinary joke oo

Abeg 🤲😏
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Army In Crisis As Over 10,000 Desert In Major Collapse Of Morale by Sirmwill: 4:12pm On Jun 09, 2024
Nice

To think this man was bragging that the war would end in



How many days again sef
Politics › Re: President Tinubu We Need Train Connecting Lagos To Benin Republic Just Like To M by Sirmwill: 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2024
Shey you will not need train connecting Nigeria to The US laidis
Foreign Affairs › Re: Isreal Added To The UN Blacklist -CNN by Sirmwill: 4:09pm On Jun 09, 2024
If you are naive like the guy above me

Don't comment


😑
Business › Re: How Do I Withdraw My Notcoin From Telegram Please? by Sirmwill: 4:08pm On Jun 09, 2024
Tonkeeper is the way to go
Romance › Re: I Dont Need Girls That Refuse To Answer Questions 4 No Reason by Sirmwill: 4:08pm On Jun 09, 2024
Talk to mumsy
Romance › Re: I Finally Sucked Her(pics) by Sirmwill: 4:07pm On Jun 09, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh.........u dn make am 4 life be dat ooh..


u dey figer,u dey suck,u still dey press yash,all at same time..

omoh see levels,bros i envy u ooh,i tap into ur grace
I hope you are joking
Romance › Re: I Finally Sucked Her(pics) by Sirmwill: 4:07pm On Jun 09, 2024
Mcmichaelin1:
wetin dey do me
no dey do you
let me chop first I am coming to ask you something
Let's have it 😅
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 4:03pm On Jun 09, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Baba keep quiet. I hope you use this energy to defend men when women call them broke.

Calling someone an evening newspaper is terrible but calling someone broke isn't terrible.

Chai! Afulum nonsense for this platform.
For starters
If a girl calls you broke

You approached her by trying to impress her
That's why
You failed from the start

If you come with the right knowledge
Your money won't cross her mind

Y'all should get knowledge
Why would you even spend money on a girl in the first place
Except your mother or your legally married wife

🤷
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 4:00pm On Jun 09, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Ha! You mean there is no one close to you enough in this whole wide world to let you know that you are mad?
Only if you don't have any wrong doings in your recent or older past
Only if you are perfect like Jesus
Only if you don't understand everything I wrote

But if not

Then you are closer to madness
Politics › Re: Buhari Wasn't A Bad Leader After All(pictures) by Sirmwill: 1:52pm On Jun 09, 2024
atiku4President:
Who is responsible? Those who voted tribe and Muslim- Muslim candidate, instead of capacity and competence.
Starting from those people sha
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Recommend A Nigerian To Work In This Hotel? (pix) by Sirmwill: 1:51pm On Jun 09, 2024
Rexymania:
Heaven on Earth 🌍
Which heaven 🙄
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Recommend A Nigerian To Work In This Hotel? (pix) by Sirmwill: 1:50pm On Jun 09, 2024
Usmanovic95:
Can you recommend any of your friend or relative?
Bruv

Working there is nothing nahhhh
Education › Re: UNILAG Halts Admission Into Two Important Departments Due To Accreditation Issue by Sirmwill: 1:50pm On Jun 09, 2024
Important departments


You didn't specify in your post 🙄
Education › Re: UNILAG Halts Admission Into Two Important Departments Due To Accreditation Issue by Sirmwill: 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2024
Really
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:47pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
I officially crown you a SIMP.

Oh and I will stop wasting my time replying you now, I wish I had stopped earlier.
Last reply here 😅

This makes you a veeeeeeery low male


More like a Whitepiller

Its now glaring how you got to this point
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:45pm On Jun 09, 2024
Karleb:
This is rubbish.

Church is the best place to source for a partner.

If you are a church boy, you can easily know a pretender.

But if you are are going to church with the aim of finding a wife, you'd get women who go to church for similar reason.
Something like this
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:44pm On Jun 09, 2024
Let me leave y'all wannabe Males with this


I understand where your pain is coming from 🙃
The fact that girls prove to be wiser than you does not mean they are "bitches" or "hoes"

And even going on to express your bitterness to church girls 😅
Hell no

Just improve on yourself
Don't be noticeably nice and make them(your supposed "hoes" work for your nice comments
Be unexpected and mysterious

That should get you to some 10% of what you desperately claim you are are

Also

Express affections for the weak females irrespective of their past
Not necessarily marry them
But
Showing love to people who need it to get better, goes a long way

You should understand if you read carefully ✌️
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:35pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
Exactly, i wish i figured it out earlier.
Dude 😂

Y'all are completely ignorant of how to speak to a girl to like you helplessly and you call yourselves alpha males

Mostly after being used and reused by girls for your ignorance
You now turn yourselves to so called "Red pillers" pouring out daily bitterness all in the name of being an alpha male whereas you are the weakest of the lower males

You just need to learn
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:32pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
I officially crown you a SIMP.

Oh and I will stop wasting my time replying you now, I wish I had stopped earlier.
Let me leave you with this

May you marry a wife that is as "evening newspapered" as you have made yourself to be also
You would only end up marrying someone with your exact "body count"

Then you would learn how to make people better
Can I get a big ameeeeen!!!
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:30pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
Alright, at this point, YOU ARE A COMEDIAN!!
Then you started the joke by not understanding something simple


Read it all over again
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:30pm On Jun 09, 2024
ICTspecialist:
another simp on the loose
The word simp is even a good word
Cos
If you take things simple, things would be simple for you
You think I am one of you guys that would be worshipping girls up and down with numerous missed calls and unconfirmed alerts
Naaaah

There are better ways


I only embrace imperfections ✌️
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:26pm On Jun 09, 2024
ICTspecialist:
another simp on the loose
Dude
You are a bigger simp

Honestly
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:25pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
Repost

BIITTCHES ARE ALWAYS IN DISGUISE!!!

Kudus to the women though, they really do a good job in deceiving the whole of humanity for centuries, leaving us in the dark from what's actually going on in the real picture!

The world makes you believe two things by default;

1. That Churches Are The Best Places To Get Good Wife Materials.

2. Women Are Saints And Are More Drawn To God And Spirituality In General!

PURE COMEDY!! grin grin

These two lies are what women take advantage of to EAT THEIR CAKE AND HAVE IT BACK!

Understand something today; No woman would ever do something or venture into anything without a mapped out plan, it pisses me off to say but, biittches are a lot more intelligent than you think!

Since they have made you think that churches are the best place to get a wife, everything becomes easy from there.

All they have to do is enjoy themselves over the years, wh0r£ around, do drugs, and when they are done having fun, they wear long scarfs and head FOR THE CHURCH Where You Are Patiently Waiting!!

I'm overly sure that you must have encountered the general motives of people stressing that CHURCHES ARE SCAMhuh Well let this topic shed more light to that notion.

Apparently, its not just about the pastor and his secret/selfish agendas, ITS THE SYSTEM AS A WHOLE!!
Religion is meant to blind you and further deepen you into the lies of society.

If you go to the random church today, and you see a fine young lady speaking in tongues.... grin grin ......Most times, she is not looking for the holy spirit to overwhelm her, she is looking for something else!

Women are naturally NARCISSISTIC in nature, they will only involve themselves in things that will benefit them, YES! even when they are dealing with God himself!.

Now, the question is, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A "GOOD WIFE"? Then congratulations, you are a TARGET AUDIENCE!! grin grin

Summary: If You Ever Go Looking For A Wife In The Church, All You Will Get Are Wasted Biittches Who Are Done Fvvcking The Whole World And Are Now Ready To Settle Down!!

Still Typing...
Know today that
The best things come from the worst scenarios
If God is not condemning someone and you are the god that is doing so
It comes with serious consequences
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:23pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
For women, churches are now more of a refuge space than its a place of worship, understand that if as a man, you hope to get a wife, there is an 80% chance that the woman you will pick from the church is an Evening Newspaper.

Women hate to face the reality until it has dawned on them, most women you see today speaking in tongues like they own the holy spirit instead of the other way around NEVER gave a fvvck about Jesus at the age of 18 - 25 years. undecided

They are done having all the fun, they have hit the wall so bad that their back is hurting, now they want to settle down, where do you think these women would go to disguise their expired bodieshuh THE CHURCH!

All of a sudden, they are Godfearing and they want God to take control?? BIITTCHES ARE LOOKING FOR MARRIAGE!!
Calling someone an evening newspaper is terrible
You can't know the circumstances surrounding her upbringing

You are in no position to judge any girl
Worse syll
The measure of judgement you mete on others is the measure of judgement you would receive from your creator

That's were you are missing it all

You'd need to be perfect first to even start
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:20pm On Jun 09, 2024
Thomasese:
angry

I was even on a panel Convo discussing why it's tricky finding love in a church.


was surprised to see someone had posted the video here.

I'm the dude on the couch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3wlnG-Zl0


for those who don't have enough data and can't watch, let me summarise:

people are incentivized to pretend I'm religious settings. You're not meeting the real person, who you're meeting is their representative.

and when the real person show up, you're usually already locked in.
A girl who you help to improve on her weaknesses and her dark past
Will be the most loyal to you

Even if she "flops" again
But you still accept her

It gets increasingly difficult for her to go back to it
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:18pm On Jun 09, 2024
Aareakinwunmi:
When you finally get to see or heard about their past.
They use the usual phase "Old things are passed away and everything else have become new"
If all the old things you have ever done should start coming one by one with dire consequences

How will you love that
Romance › Re: MEN!! Churches Are The WORST PLACES To Get Good Wives In Today's World!! (Photo) by Sirmwill: 1:17pm On Jun 09, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
Men, Understand That The Longer The Skirts Of That Lady In Church Today, The Higher The Tendency Of Her Being A Wh0re A Decade Ago!!
What about embracing her imperfections and making it perfect


You yourself
You are not perfect
Family › Re: Woman In Tears As Female Lawyer Who Handled Her Divorce Case Weds Her Husband by Sirmwill: 10:10pm On Jun 08, 2024
2aces:
One mans vomit is another mans pot of porridge
Wtf bro 🤢
Politics › Re: Lawmakers Move To Restrict Cattle Herders, Northern Senators Fume by Sirmwill: 7:43am On Jun 07, 2024
malali:
Removing the Beef subsidy

Potential Impact on Beef Prices
Implementing large-scale ranching could significantly increase the cost of beef due to the high expenses associated with establishing and maintaining ranches.These would make Nigerian cows too expensive for purchase as cows from Niger and other neighboring countries practicing open grazing will be cheaper in the open market.

Suggested Practical Solutions
Designated Grazing Areas: Allocate specific areas for grazing to prevent clashes while allowing pastoralists to continue traditional herding methods.
Conflict Resolution Mechanisms: Establish local committees to mediate disputes between farmers and herders, promoting peaceful coexistence.
Cooperative Farming: Encourage farmers and herders to form cooperatives, sharing resources and knowledge to improve productivity and harmony.
Community-Based Animal Health Services: Provide mobile veterinary services to support herders, reducing the need for long migrations and potential conflicts.
These solutions aim to be cost-effective and fair to both cattle herders and farmers, ensuring sustainable practices and reducing conflicts.


[color=#000000]The Southeast is allowed to ply their trade and open spare parts shop in katsina
The Southwest is holding Aso-rock Office in Abuja
The South-south is FCT Minister in Abuja
Why cant the northern Fulani man feed his cow in the south ?
Lets be tolerant and restructure designated cattle grazing areas in every state to accommodate everybody.
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You are thinking backwards please!

In the US, China,and even Argentina:the world's largest producer of meat, they don't have nomadic farming!
It's a backward way to think
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fires In Northern Israel Fuel Demands To Tackle Escalation With Hezbollah by Sirmwill: 5:30pm On Jun 05, 2024
Regex:
I don't think this is the result Israel was expecting. Now they are in a mess where they to live up to the lies the threw in the past before social media. They were banking on sympathy of the world so they could act inhumanely perhaps use nuke. Sm ruined it anyway. The last nail to their coffin of disgrace and disaster is when Iran lunched missiles from their territory to Israel and nothing happened up till today.
If Trump wins the election
All those Middle-Eastern Islamic countries frustrating Israel are finished
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fires In Northern Israel Fuel Demands To Tackle Escalation With Hezbollah by Sirmwill: 5:29pm On Jun 05, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You have a point. They went to Gaza to rescue Israeli hostages and destroy Hamas.. Hamas dey no see, hostages dey no see to rescue hence we're seeing the indiscriminate killing of civilians. Iran showed massive ball when they fired those missiles.
All of these is happening because Biden Ordered Troops out of Afghanistan

Connect the dots yourself

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