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Celebrities › Re: "During The Elections, Wizkid Received A $10 Million Offer," Said Rapper MI by Sirmwill: 5:20pm On Jun 05, 2024
Iffa hear



Only Balablurians would ....
Education › Re: LASU Certificate Found At Suya Spot Invalid - Management by Sirmwill: 10:35pm On Jun 04, 2024
madridguy:
Allowing an invalidated certificate got into the public space is carelessness from the person put incharge to discard it.
Nooo

So

The person was supposed to be reading all the papers inside the trash can?
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Has Launched His Own Hydration Drink Called Mas+ by Sirmwill: 10:06pm On Jun 04, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
me waiting to hear Almiron taunt CR7 fans dat their 🐐 should go launch his own energy drink which will contain 99% camel piss!

a good time to be alive & on Nairaland!
grin
Goat piss
As per goat wannabes
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by Sirmwill: 3:00pm On May 19, 2024
Cc MrCork

If it's something abstract


Your Thoughts and Experience

Your Thoughts and Experience
Nairaland General › Re: I Want To Buy A Refrigerator, Please What Brand Do You Recommend? by Sirmwill: 7:20am On May 13, 2024
kynbasil01:
thanks for your input... Please why LG?
I'm not sure oo

But I think it's because Life is Good
Education › Re: Kwara Boy Scores 361 In 2024 UTME. by Sirmwill: 12:36pm On May 03, 2024
Okay
Another Kwara boy Olukayode has been confirmed to have scored 362
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Sirmwill: 12:32pm On May 03, 2024
AfroBeatDiary:
No sir, the white patches at the back indicates the numbers of year it has spent and this has 11 matured patches.
Wow

It looks interesting

And I am just hearing the white patch thingy and how it relates to age in snakes
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Sirmwill: 12:31pm On May 03, 2024
agadez007:
That’s a gaboon viper,The snake is said to have one of the quickest strikes in all snake-dom
In Igbo it’s called “echi eteka” meaning tomorrow is too far because you can never reach tomorrow after bitten by this snake
It’s always said that it counts before striking and they have the longest fangs in all snakes

I am so much fascinated by Snakes,please does anybody know where I can learn to be a Snake handler?
You would need a demonic spirit to start
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Sirmwill: 12:29pm On May 03, 2024
Meanwhile as long as Lalasticlala is still lalasticlalaing

This would get to front page in a few
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Sirmwill: 12:28pm On May 03, 2024
Zonefree:
Who calculated the age? undecided
They asked it before they killed it na 🙄😏


Everyone knows how to ask snakes for their age naaw

🙄🙄
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Sirmwill: 12:27pm On May 03, 2024
How did you know it's age 😂
Education › Re: Kwara Boy Scores 361 In 2024 UTME. by Sirmwill: 12:25pm On May 03, 2024
Another one

This is the highest I have seen so far

If it's true
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Orders Bride To Remove Eyelashes At Wedding by Sirmwill: 12:24pm On May 03, 2024
I don't know ooo


How many men find fake eyelashes attractive
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by Sirmwill: 3:33pm On May 02, 2024
Kasalagoburst:
I see you didn’t learn anything , typical
Ah God
Education › Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by Sirmwill: 3:28pm On May 02, 2024
Story
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by Sirmwill: 9:18am On May 02, 2024
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by Sirmwill: 6:36pm On May 01, 2024
Kasalagoburst:
It’s not the students nor the teachers

Your response shows it is your teacher and you that are amiss
Bruv

It's

"It's neither the students nor the teachers"
If you would use Nor
Crime › Re: Linda Ikeji In Trouble As Court Slams Her With N30m Damage Over Libel by Sirmwill: 8:42am On Apr 30, 2024
Chai


She didn't use wisdom

She was right

But
Now she is wrong
Education › Re: Outcome Of 2024 Utme Results, Who Is To Be Blamed? Parents, Teacher Or Students? by Sirmwill: 7:16am On Apr 30, 2024
It's not the students or the teachers
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Mocks Davido With His Viral 'I Am On My Knees' Video by Sirmwill: 8:27am On Apr 29, 2024
Nonsense things
Foreign Affairs › Re: ARREST Warrants From Hague Already This Week Against Netanyahu and others by Sirmwill: 7:56am On Apr 29, 2024
k4kenny:
So you STILL believe this nonsense about microwaved babies? Una mumu never do. Majority of the 1200 killed were by IDF terrorists killing their own people.

Dear insignificant Israhelli supporter, shine ya eyes, the terrorist apartheid nation of israhell is crumbling. A nation built on massacre and ethnic cleansing has nothing to do with God. They're demons and their destruction is near bi-idnnillah.
Rubbish Lies

So, the Israelis were the ones that took 250 hostage right?

Some among the hostages died,
The ones that gained their freedom don't know their people from Hamas?
Do you know some Hamas-Palestinian terrorists took their entire operation on video with their body cam... Until they met their deaths

Check online for those videos. The graphic ones were removed on Twitter
So those videos are fake?
Survivors don't know what they are saying?


You and Hamas and the Palestines have no other card to play than the lie card now right?

34000 to 35000 people killed among the Palestines is just the beginning until every last terrorist is dead.

Every Terrorist and Terrorism supporter deserves to die.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ARREST Warrants From Hague Already This Week Against Netanyahu and others by Sirmwill: 8:06am On Apr 28, 2024
Those that led people to kill 1200 in Israel in a day nko ooo


Those that microwaved a baby and killed an entire family

What are they
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by Sirmwill: 8:04am On Apr 28, 2024
Hmmm


Hmmmmmmmmmm



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Christianity Etc › Re: "The Woman Who Never Eats" Says It's An Act Of God (Photo And Video) by Sirmwill: 7:59am On Apr 28, 2024
How true cos

I was expecting to see a totally hungry looking person
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Us by Sirmwill: 7:58am On Apr 28, 2024
In anything you do

Make sure there is a DNA test confirmed
Christianity Etc › Re: Though All Religion Are Shit, But Islam Is The Most Terrible. by Sirmwill: 8:23am On Apr 25, 2024
Torr
Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman Breaks Guinness World Record With 55-hour Interview Marathon by Sirmwill: 8:18am On Apr 25, 2024
The Op and the guy above me are part of the people that are moving the country backwards.....🤝
Christianity Etc › Re: DEBORAH Death: Don't You Think A Good Government Ought To Have Done The Needful? by Sirmwill: 8:18am On Apr 25, 2024
otipoju:
I will never forget my experience in 2006 in Kano to be exact. I was falsely accused of peeing in an uncompleted building which turned out to be a small village mosque under construction.

The man accosted me to ask if I had peed in the uncompleted building and I vehemently said no. That instead I was ko where near the building because I was riding a bicycle touring the village as we awaited the preparation of our lodge by the corners liaison officer.

The man said " I am greatly relieved that your answer was No or else I would have been obliged to kill you if you confirmed that you were the one who peed inside the uncompleted building as the other villagers had said. "

The man added " I would have killed you and absolutely nothing will happen"

Throughout my stay in that town , I felt like a chicken walking among human beings that could be slaughtered at any time.

That's the only reason I did not stay back in Kano after wards.

E don tey wey God don dey save me!!!

He said he was
Wow

Those villagers are animals.
Yunno, the belief that if the person who peed in the mosque was killed, the killer would have a reward.
That belief is an animal belief created by an animal to make people animals
Events › Re: Congratulations And Happy Birthday, My Dearest Wife by Sirmwill: 6:36am On Apr 25, 2024
Wowwww

This is lovely ☺️

I would have loved to hear or read something here about "DNA test" but

I'd leave it in my mind.Who knows? nowadays women are getting decent.Especially for "optimistic" people 😇


The SIMP people are on their way tho
Crime › Re: LASG Traffic Cameras Detected 850,000 Violations – Commissioner by Sirmwill: 6:32am On Apr 25, 2024
Nice development
Politics › Re: Everything About Tinubu Is Questionable- Reno by Sirmwill: 6:32am On Apr 25, 2024
Sirmwill:
Reno is simply a mockery to sensehood

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