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Boxers

For most of them

When they win
They make money


When they lose, they make more money

🤲

Be focused

Someone should send me the money for the chicken and the goat

I promise
I would follow this recipe 🥺

4KNGOATS:
Are the employers capable?

Hmm
That's true sef


Someone mentioned how expensive an NMR equipment is

I swiftly remembered how much one single politician embezzled and....

Melagros:
You forgot to add Jewessgratitud3

That one got a cash blessing and did not send me her tithe

😑

Pussyisgud:
Your dogs ate lizards, you are happy.
It ate rats & wild animals and u are still happy
Now it has devoured your cat and you are smiling.
next it would be you and your kids u better use your tongue to count your teeth now. You are rearing a wild animal not dogs.

Gawd


How will you just type someone and his kids into this 😑

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Las las

The Ebin pawa virus reached the dogs 😑

Cos

I have seen videos on YouTube of Dogs being close pals with cats

This poor cat didn't get the new Memo 🥺



How will they finish a cat like this

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It's very possible

Coolsat:
The later is from a very wealthy home she just dy do nonsense for here

Really

You know her?😏


Well
Sometimes she types things that has some sense in it

Sometimes ehnn... 😂

Elegantspiker:
The former is a broken home waiting to happen. Nothing to say yet on the latter.

Eiii

I'm not there oo 😂


The latter seems special in one way

At least for now

A topic made frontpage about Wike touring Abuja Metroline

CapitalLens:
FCT Minister, Barrister Nyesom Wike on Friday, April 5th, undertook a tour of the Abuja Rail Mass Transit scheme also known as the Abuja Metro line, and rode on the train from the city center to the Abuja Airport.

The Minister expressed his satisfaction with the quality of work and commended the contractor while revealing that the project was one of those scheduled to be commissioned by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu in May

This was my comment

Sirmwill:
Wike look like Metro too much




Okay okay

Why does this country continue to pay foreign companies for construction projects in Nigeria
Am I missing something?
Are the engineering students or graduates in Nigeria not capable to do these constructions from start to finish
In 2024!!! 😶

Hammylawali:
My only question to you is, how many building your engineering student don build for your school ( examples are security house, or a toilet, or run a drainage system as practical )?.. even the same university they graduated from can‘t defend their graduates to deliver quality. Ordinary drainage system for school, na expert dey run am. Una never ready to wake for this country…

Codes151:
what can you do except type on nairaland?
Tell me!
Can you design the tunnel ventilations system that uses thermodynamics?

Do you know the normal , emergency and master operations of trains?

So you know how the dampers and louvres are regulated with the PLC for each shaft, station?

Let’s talk about the mechanical, electrical and etc.

So Mr. Graduate, what would you do except insult people on nairaland and make noise about your tribe.

slimfit1:
100billion dollars question.

oyatz:
The educational institutions in Nigeria were NOT designed to solve problems of Nigeria but as 'photocopies of foreign bodies', thus graduates from Nigerian Universities often need to seek validations from UK, USA, Canada, Germany before being considered truly educated.

Joey4321:
No they're not

Heffalump:
This question is baseless if you understand the fundamental issues.
The Nigerian engineers are equally good, but there's no foundation to achieve their technological prowess.
You should also ask, why is Nigeria not developed while the Western countries are far more developed?

noruwasman:
Are you not surprised to know that with the number of professors in our university, no institution has been able to generate electricity to run any of the universities

gabbytabby:
No they are not. An auto engineer in Nigeria is not properly trained and like you and I he is looking for mechanic.

They come out of uni with almost zero practical skills and waiting to be signing paper.

Segxydube:
Na quack full naija... Na so one of the governor of a state (name witheld) built an ovethead bridge with the help of a local contractor... Bridge don ready since bit they cant open it because na substandard work... Make bridge dey leak water.

Bluffly:
Of course they are not. Graduates with no adequate field exposure. University design courses with no partnership with engineering companies, no collaboration whatsoever. It is just about textbook

GodHimself:
With what experience?

They should be understudying this so they can gain the capability.

MasterTeeUSA:
They only cram books in Nigeria. I studied abroad, and I just shook my head. Do you know the NMR at my college alone was half a million dollars...it can tell you the chemical composition of compounds so you can create and discover new compounds and bondings. How can Nigeria afford a machine that is now N60 billion....there is a reason why education is super expensive..and there is a reason they recruit the best of the best too...they need to justify all these expenses lol. Naija...we are not ready yet.

MaziObinnaokija:
Engr graduate here? Pray,some of them dnt handover ur project. Ordinary Street drai,dem scattered all.Come see flood

NairalandGOAT1:
Funny enough this foreign engineers are not even graduates in their country they're just like the bricklayers we have here!

mapet:
Wao!

You mean to Standard Guage Rail project be given to "Engineering Students"?

Darkjudge24:
Lie lai , our engineers no sabi nothing, look our roads and d kain drainage wen dem construct, water no dey rush go anywhere even when river near the road wen dem dey construct d water no dey flow, instead na reservoir drainage dem dey construct

iLegendd:
Innoson that manufactures cars, some of your fellow Nigerians said it's a coffin. Dangote that is refining our crude, I hope these same Nigerians will say his fuel will spoil their gen and cars.

Some Nigerians try to make made in Nigeria look bad, hence contractors make sure there is at least a white or Asian man in every construction company to make it look like foreigners are doing it so that Nigerians will see it as good. In truth, the foreigners there were just paid to roam around with helmet at the site while Nigerians do 100% of everything.

Contractors get sense nah.

Tareq1105:
They're not capable.

2ndly, the local contractor would divert the money to marry more wives, buy flashy cars, and take chieftancy titles.
Again I say, they're not capable.

DavidEsq:
Have u seen the projects done by our local companies? Dey play

Germanjoe:
I wipe for giants of Africa

CountinBlessins:
Go and sleep, you must not talk about every single thing . Grow up

Jungleluv5:
Not only engineers na enginar ni idiot

ozo13:
even for engineering student to construct ordinary school road, I don't think they have the capacity

Nicoddemus:
Must you type something

santaclaws:
The amount of technology and expertise required to carry out such projects isn't something you obtain from studying an engineering degree.

Nigeria's rail sector has been comatose for decades, so where do you expect the graduates to get the requisite experience from? It doesn't work that way bro.

Oh


That should be Jennyclay


Or EreluRoz 😏

You can use few Dollars to carry the former away


But the latter 😏😏

Ehennnn

Wike look like Metro too much




Okay okay

Why does this country continue to pay foreign companies for construction projects in Nigeria
Am I missing something?
Are the engineering students or graduates in Nigeria not capable to do these constructions from start to finish
In 2024!!! 😶

Jewessgratitud3:
Hahahaha.. you try

Money wey don enter voicemail

😑

Let's share the money and then share the worry 😏

Lalasticlala would probably kill and cook every snake on the Planet
Seun would probably make Nairaland the biggest company in the world with Amazon, Meta, Google coming distant 2nd,3rd and 4th... 😏
Nlfpmod would move all the pages on Nairaland to Front page
Just as this one should be on front page now 😏
Mynd44... Ummmm... I don't know that guy's mind 😶

thesicilian:
Why steal other people's wealth when you've been given the same easy ability to create yours? Like going back in time to buy the bitcoin at $1 per BTC

Wow

Your IQ is better bro

2braithe:
Hello all.
I am a fresh Accounting graduate awaiting NYSC and I need to make a life changing decision that I will not regret.

I plan to go into Finance, Investment Banking specifically. It resonates with my degree and I can prepare for an entry level role during NYSC.

I picked up Web development during my final year. I have a solid knowledge of HTML, CSS and basic JavaScript now.

I plan to go to the USA through the study route (Masters) and stay back legally.

For Finance:
Within Nigeria, I can get an internship and later an entry level role in one of the numerous investment banking firms in Nigeria.

In USA, I'll need to do MBA. After, to get an employer to sponsor me for H1b visa is war because there are tons of capable citizens better than me. I was even told if I'm not in the STEM field, I should forget sponsorship from employers.
Even if I get sponsorship, there are only 85k H1b slots per year, in 2023, about 483k people applied.😭

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For Tech:
Within Nigeria, I barely saw any internship opening. Remote internships in foreign companies are the worst. Within 5 hours, 1k people have applied. The job requirements alone will take me over a year to achieve. Same as normal junior job openings... Supply is more than demand.

In USA, I'll need to do Masters in Computer science(I can only work with a degree related to my field of occupation).
Coming from an Accounting background, they may not pick me. If they pick me, I'll do a hell of advanced maths courses.
I can't cope with Discrete mathematics, Linear algebra, Calculus I, Calculus II, etc.
If I manage to cope and I get an employer to sponsor me for H1b visa, I'll still face the lottery of 85k slots and overwhelming applicants. I can't spend that money and come back to Nigeria again.

Please advise me, what should I do?
I'm considering Canada but I don't know if she is better.

After making all your research and finally making your decision.
Just add prayer and be close to God. You would surely succeed.
The God factor is key

shoodboi2:
The bombing of the World Central Kitchen vehicle and staff is just one of the many atrocities Israel has committed against Palestinians since 1948.

As you read this, Israel is currently committing a genocide in Gaza and the West Bank, killing Palestinian civilians, women, and children, bombing their homes and hospitals, and stopping anyone from bringing food into Gaza.

Hospitals are attacked after being labeled as "Hamas headquarters". The latest happened at Al-Shifa hospital where hundreds were massacred and the hospital was bombed by jets and tanks, before whatever was left was set on fire.

People are also bombed randomly, including boys, girls, women, and babies and are instantly labeled as Hamas. But this time, they can't label the World Central Kitchen employees as Hamas.

Talking of the bombing, Israel did this deliberately. Israel receives information on all aid vehicles and staff, and knows where they are at all times.

Israel bombed them because it wants them to leave Gaza. Israel's plan is to starve people in Gaza to death and bomb those that survive.

I'm not an advocate of vengeance as it creates an endless ripple of vengeance again and again...
But, the heart of man is desperately wicked.
The Palestines supported the killing of 1200 people in a day
They celebrated. They jubilated.
Israel citizens were killed in brutal ways.
Someone's baby was microwaved.
Entire families were wiped out.

I'm a strong hater of Terrorism and Violence. Everything breathing Terrorism or supporting terrorists needs to be eliminated.
That's what brought these volunteers to their fate.
I just pray God helps and protects the truly innocent Palestines 🥺🤲
Every other Palestine that directly or indirectly supported the killing of 1200people in a day needs to die ASAP

helinues:
Toh

Some part in Syria was bombed last week or so, Israel was claimed to be responsible..

Hmm, Israel should tread carefully, you can't multiple countries at once not in this era of suicide bombing.

Don't be misled

Dey play oo

This time, Israel is going all out.
These useless countries will learn

Felabrity:
Una don wipe Gaza, killing thousands of people and leaving thousands homeless

As if that's not enough, you are bombing other neighbouring countries

Iran go soon accidentally bomb una, no worry

They can't kill a fly in Israel 😂

They have now seen how much of damage that Israel is capable of doing

CoronaVirusPro:
Truth be told, the Southern part of Nigeria was bestowed upon the North since the creation of Earth.

The earlier they start thinking of ways to reclaim those regions, the better.

What a brain you have here 😑

huptin:
This happened under Buhari ..very bad times....killing Christians became sport to him and his goons... But you know something I find surprising about Jesus, he still loves that man holding the matchbox .

Yeah, Jesus loves him does not mean he(the killer) won't face terrible consequences.

Read about Paul in the Bible first.

With love

MasterJayJay:
90% of Nigerian muslims support death for blasphemy.
That means 90% of muslims are potential terrorists.

Why do we have sharia court but we don't have christian courts in Nigeria?

If you are fighting for your god or dead prophet, it means your religion lacks spiritual power and your god is useless.


I can never live in any muslim dominated area in Nigeria.

Every Muslim is a potential terrorist 100%
If Israel had Their way they would have started the Fumigation,Everything that breathes Islam around Israel would have been killed.
It would still happen all over the world 🤝

MuslimIgbo:
Ewu chosen
Dey fool yourself
One small Nation that about 30 nations are feeding fat. Can Israel survive for one minute without USA and Europe backing?
Why are you foolīng yourself at your age EWU?

Ya capping dust 😂

Every Islamist deserves to die

motayoayinde:
The thug of Israel is a drowning man.

It's almost six months into the war with small Hamas with almost nothing to show except the murder of kids and the sick.

Unprecedented international isolated and rising jew-hate around the world.

Huge idf losses in Gaza.

Massive weekly protests calling for the head of the thug in Tel Aviv.

Serious internal crises with his top military officers.

Now the thug is desperate and wants to divert attention and drag in the United Snakes by a cowardly attack on the Iranian embassy.

Iran?
I dey laugh.

The thug is dragging Israel to its last days.

Dude
Israel is more powerful than the USA FYI.
The only reason all the Islamic contenders around Israel are not yet wiped out from the face of the earth is because of external intervention with people and organisations trying to reduce Israel's impact. Normally, Israel would have had a Genocidal impact upon these countries.I'm talking about eliminating everything that breathes Islam.This is what they deserve.The fact that they can comfortably eliminate the most senior Iranian commander shows you that they are ready for anything.

Chukwuka319:
Congratulations to them both.My favourite singer Mercy has paid her dues diligently in the Vineyard of God and He rewarded her with an American based Godly Husband and a baby boy as first fruit.
Compound hybridised failures and losers like the progenitor of the first comment will still look for pathetic ways to badmouth her.
Failures will always rant over someone's good fortune, because they know they can never get to the success apex of the blessed individual they badmouth.
May God continue to empower and strengthen them both.
Haters can go and stand before a speeding train for all I care.

How would you describe a failure

Someone who does not know advice from "Badmouthing" 🤷

Nlfpmod