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Food › Re: We Are Aware Of Chef Dammy’s Cooking Marathon, Willing To Review Evidence - GWR by Sirmwill: 8:31am On Jun 17, 2023
siofra:
She will NOT break Hilda's record undecided
Lol

Dey play wink
Education › Re: A Nigerian Emerged The Overall Best Candidate Worldwide In MRCS Exams by Sirmwill: 10:31am On Jun 16, 2023
Wow


How true is this...
Romance › Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Sirmwill: 6:04pm On Jun 15, 2023
taylor89:
Na me be the red flag

Infact i be red campaign billboard banner

When you hear your parents talk about run away from wrong partners na me them dey talk about

I have tried relationships two times now

I mean I gave all of me & money time at the end I get served

Ever since then I’ve lost feelings towards women and I’m on my revenge mission

Women are not worth it

As a guy just imagine how many people serious babe or fiancé you don knack

No rejoice brother na so them dey knack your own

Like that woman you treat like egg and lose appetite when her number doesn’t go on weekends is what some guy somewhere doesn’t value

That your babe you dey see like prayer point another guy wey no even reach you dey avoid her cal after sex
You are laburu... grin
Romance › Re: Woman Divorces The Eiffel Tower After Falling In Love With A Fence (Video) by Sirmwill: 1:48am On Jun 13, 2023
siofra:
Better to fall in love with a fence than to fall in love with these useless Nigerian men undecided
When you get to feel the kind of love you want and you can't resist you'll notice that love is where it is

Me, I'll just be observing you


Dear siofra smiley
Romance › Re: Nairalander Dbull Set For Guinness World Record Of 20 Hours Rapping by Sirmwill: 11:51am On Jun 12, 2023
Everybody just dey misbehave


20hours rapping cheesy


Only the first few minutes will be actual rapping

The rest will start from talking to talking rubbish to saying nonsense and later singing then shutting up cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Woman Divorces The Eiffel Tower After Falling In Love With A Fence (Video) by Sirmwill: 11:35am On Jun 12, 2023
Siofra people cheesy
Education › Re: 20 WAEC Officials Arrested For ‘aiding Exam Malpractice’ by Sirmwill: 11:30am On Jun 12, 2023
It's in Nigeria you'll see an arts student doing WAEC for sciences and passing in flying colours...


It's now a standard that most, if not all, schools carry out examination malpractice during WAEC and even JAMB

smh
Education › Re: The Historic June 12 Plane Hijack of October 25 by Sirmwill: 11:25am On Jun 12, 2023
Nice
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by Sirmwill: 11:11pm On Jun 10, 2023
MetroLane:
It looks as if your head is giving birth to another head.

OP don't be scared, afterall two heads are better than one
Bro
You'll make heaven ooo

But you'll have to fly fence cheesy
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 11:09pm On Jun 10, 2023
MondayOsunbor:
So how taliban go come Nigeria make am remind CBN Governor abi?

Na taliban appoint am before?

Yoruba Muslim
Mental Bankruptcy wink
Politics › Re: Why Harassment Of Emefiele Is Cowardly by Sirmwill: 5:22pm On Jun 10, 2023
Advancedpenis:
He will not be sentenced nor go to prison

It's a script
That's true tho

Since Emefiele and Buhari have the rigging details of the last election
Politics › Re: Enugu: Tribunal Rejects Mbah’s Request To Strike Out NYSC Certificate Forgery by Sirmwill: 5:20pm On Jun 10, 2023
Mbah is gone

Kasala yaff boxx already wink
Politics › Re: Why Harassment Of Emefiele Is Cowardly by Sirmwill: 5:16pm On Jun 10, 2023
Emefiele will be the most Daft human ever created if he allows himself to go to prison or get the death sentence alone


Period
Politics › Re: Time For Terrorism Financier To Face Wrath Of Law — Fani-kayode Reacts As Tinubu by Sirmwill: 5:13pm On Jun 10, 2023
The day Buhari is arrested and Jailed for his crimes against humanity under this current government

That's the day Tinubu will be the best President of Nigeria ever
Food › Re: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by Sirmwill: 5:06pm On Jun 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Yoruba and beans...I know say she must cook beans

Make them go find better work do

baci uptill now never get recognition from Guiness

I can bet my balls most of wetin this girl want cook na amala, ewedu, gbegiri, Ewa agoyin, efo riro, ofada rice with too many pepper 🌶 infact the corn 🌽 she go still fit use pepper rub am
I remember when I dey with one yoruba baby girl that year...everything dey pepper....sex hot and pepper ! Akara na pepper...okro and stew pepper..jollof rice Iresi Eyin na pepper ....I miss that girl sha just that I nor green put my head for ground dey serious for the relationship way she be want form with me
The life of a real niggarrr smoking weed and drinking alcohol....always not responsible as at then
The last line

Even till now

With all due disrespect sir
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 5:01pm On Jun 10, 2023
victorVIC1:
These are allegations that are being investigated. I trust he has a good legal team to help prove his innocence if he's not guilty as charged
Dey play

You want to be whining DSS ni

They have evidence to send that man packing with a death sentence
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 5:00pm On Jun 10, 2023
Babathanks:
God punish both of una together 😔. This emefiele guy ruin my monetary business in 2020 and I lost huge amount of money, he also make me to land in hospital because of naira design policy cos of the stress, one woman from my street lost her life because of this bad policy. Do you think everybody care about elections? Many of us don’t care about Nigeria election, we work for our money. I repeat it again, May God punish you and emefiele together
Amen

That slawormiir is losing brain cells by the second
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2023
MondayOsunbor:
Wait I thought It was IPOB he was funding
Apparently, he funded every manner of evil to remain as the CBN Governor
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 4:47pm On Jun 10, 2023
Kazeem47:
Las Las the matter go enter under carpet because Emefiele danced to their (APC) tune.He will be a Saint later.
The currency change Gaza Gaza had an undertone of going against the current government

This man will have a record of going from CBN Governorship to Life imprisonment
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill: 4:44pm On Jun 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Look at Nigerians


Celebrating the Arrest of a man way he intentions na to reduce vote buying


We are doomed in this part of the Africa
Sir

With all due disrespect

You are capping dust

It's you that is doomed

I'm very sure the DSS would have done all their homework to get enough evidence to prove that he truly financed terrorism.

Next time sir don't smoke the fiery part of your disease...So that at least you wouldn't completely lost it mentally in the long run.

Thank you smiley
Politics › Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by Sirmwill:
So
Emefiele used the economy of Nigeria to gamble.

Then when he knew he had completely bleeped up big time, he wanted to become president so that he can become immune to arrest and then in power, cover all his atrocities and everything would have passed away.

Hmmm. Karma is a real bitch.

I didn't like the Idea of Tinubu becoming president at first but, when I remembered Abacha was used to remove the then Sultan of Sokoto, I knew a mad man will always be the best to be used to remove a mad man.

Tinubu in this context has good madness and that is what will benefit the country right now.
If it was a Peter Obi that won, all of these atrocities would have been covered because he would have been shaking under the control of the cabal for another couple of years


The day Buhari gets arrested and proved guilty for all his evils and he bags a life imprisonment or death sentence, Tinubu will forever be named the best President Nigeria will ever have.
But can this happen? With Tinubu knowing that Buhari personally helped Tinubu prove that the elections were perfect.
Well Tinubu can still outsmart the walking dead in Daura.He's wise
Crime › Re: EXPOSED: Those Trying To Pit Buratai Against Tinubu by Sirmwill: 3:03pm On Jun 09, 2023
For me ooo

That Buratai guy should goan rest....

Must he always have power
Crime › Re: Why Do Judges Destroy Their Pen After Death Sentence by Sirmwill: 3:01pm On Jun 09, 2023
I'm hearing about this for the very first time...

Probably to reflect the end of the life of the person sentenced



lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44
Education › Re: "It Shouldn’t Be A Big Deal" 70-year-old Nigerian Man Bags First Class From Uni by Sirmwill: 12:18pm On Jun 06, 2023
70 YEAR OLD MAN!!!
Politics › Re: Where Are Those Fake Pastors, Prophets That Said Tinubu Won't Be President by Sirmwill: 11:47am On May 29, 2023
FahBuLous:
God is not an author of confusing.. He knows why everything is the way it is.. If Tinubu is president, God ordains him and nigeria is in safe hands..
So God ordained Buhari and Nigeria was in Safe hands cheesy
Politics › Re: Inauguration Of Tinubu & Shettima As President Of Nigeria, Vice (Live Update) by Sirmwill: 11:12am On May 29, 2023
Fashionista01:
Yurobas cry tongue tongue
We cannot just work together as one


We are parallel lines that can't meet.


smiley
Politics › Re: Inauguration Of Tinubu & Shettima As President Of Nigeria, Vice (Live Update) by Sirmwill: 11:08am On May 29, 2023
What if he ends up like Yaradua considering his health issues. Shettima will be the one ruling and Shetty is more like Buhari Pro Max
Events › Re: Itel Launches Campus All Stars To Showcase Talents In Higher Institutions by Sirmwill: 9:39am On May 29, 2023
On behalf of Falseprophet


I see this company beginning to produce phones that have gas cookers in them, some fridge, some A.C,

I see Nigerians throwing away their Iphones and joining long cues to buy Itel phones

This I have seen wink
Music/Radio › . by Sirmwill(op):
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