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Education › Re: Leeds Uni Offers Students £10k & Free Accommodation To Defer by Sirmwill: 12:33pm On Aug 12, 2021

OSDD
Don't you know you can be prosecuted for this? cheesy

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Dixie Wildfire Becomes The Largest In California History(Pix) by Sirmwill: 12:28pm On Aug 12, 2021

EXLOVER:
California my home, i command river from Bayelsa and Rivers to flow into California right now

Will they pass through air ni? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Brits Battling Floods Spot 'Mermaid' Going For A Swim (Photos) by Sirmwill: 10:02am On Aug 09, 2021

Thereddevil:
If i pick E, na met and you join..

Oh
So you know

Jokes Etc › Re: Brits Battling Floods Spot 'Mermaid' Going For A Swim (Photos) by Sirmwill: 5:19am On Aug 09, 2021

Okay
Who is stupid?
A. The Mermaid
B. The Photographer
C.
D. The Brits
E. The Reader

Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Sirmwill: 10:15am On Jul 08, 2021

ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..

Abort the innocent soul and suffer for the rest of your life!

Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Sirmwill: 10:13am On Jul 08, 2021

ChizzyBuna:
She dey pee after we kpansh to flush out flush am out

I wouldn't have said anything even after reading your pitiful predicament, but I had to express how contrary to common sense you are to say she was peeing to "flush out"

It is typical of a daft person to say that peeing flushes the birth canal.What is the urethra doing? Are you trying to be synical? - Spits-

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Education › Re: Advise A Medical Student In Dilemma by Sirmwill: 9:08pm On Jul 01, 2021

pegix:
Busted?.... ain't hidin nothin b4 na

You covered it at first...Check the image you posted wink

Education › Re: Advise A Medical Student In Dilemma by Sirmwill: 12:42pm On Jul 01, 2021

Dude you got Medicine in Unijos
BUSTED

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Science/Technology › Re: Rare "Ring Of Fire" Solar Eclipse Captured In Spectacular Photos by Sirmwill: 8:18pm On Jun 14, 2021

Starships4u:
It wasn't kul yhu know....

I am sorry

Science/Technology › Re: Rare "Ring Of Fire" Solar Eclipse Captured In Spectacular Photos by Sirmwill: 7:47am On Jun 13, 2021

Starships4u:
Ode ni e,
Shea aye se e ni

Why must yhu start yhur statement with insults
Eda!

Celebrities › Re: C.E.O Imranroofing 5k Weekly Giveaway by Sirmwill: 4:53am On Jun 12, 2021

Cc money121
Sir,
I am currently in a serious situation and to be honest 5k is not enough to solve it undecided

Sir,You cannot imagine how happy i was when i saw this

Sir,The 5k will really go a long way.
I cannot describe the situation because at this time,it is best to make it personal to avoid legal issues.

Its that serious sir embarassed

Sir,I have been able to raise some funds from family and friends but it has not gotten anywhere

The scary aspect is that there is only little time sir

I used to be happy and vibrant

Now
I am fed up

Education › Re: What Will Happen To Your Body If You Start Eating 2 Eggs At Breakfast Every Day by Sirmwill: 3:55am On Jun 12, 2021

blazepascal:
I wanna start eating 2 eggs per day for personal reasons.

Eggs+Further Biotin=Facial hair
Eggs+Whey protein=Non-steroidal muscles development
Eggs+Milk=Full cheeks,Smooth skin and active Neurotransmitters

wink

Science/Technology › Re: Rare "Ring Of Fire" Solar Eclipse Captured In Spectacular Photos by Sirmwill: 3:48am On Jun 12, 2021

Starships4u:
NATURE SCIENCE CANT EXPLAIN.

Orrdeh
Read from the beginning again and see what is used to explain the phenomenon

Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Plays Dead After A Bear Tore His Skull Open, Then Drives Himself To Hospital by Sirmwill: 8:26pm On Jun 06, 2021

tasceige:
Dhem!!!

Sorry oh!! "In bro buch's voice"
I'm digressing a little bit, it's like we now have majority of our twitter people on Nairaland.. check this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/6583671/see-what-happened-when-moved

That aside, one quick question, if the name Nigeria is changed to UAR, will Nairaland change to UARland?

The name "Nairaland" was coined from the currency fact of Nigeria i.e the Naira,and not the country's name "Nigeria"...I hope you understand

Romance › Re: N1million Cash Give Away For Any Nairaland Babe That Pass This Test by Sirmwill: 9:56am On Jun 02, 2021

O is a letter that looks like a wedding ring
D looks like a bow when viewed keenly
E is a very common vowel in written English
And you are...

I rest my case

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Celebrities › Re: Can You Swim In World’s First Transparent Sky Pool Built Between Two Skyscrapers by Sirmwill: 8:13am On Jun 02, 2021

Bluish44:
looks more like pussy

Oga why na?
What are you seeing that we are not seeing?
Modified:I am just seeing the pic you quoted grin

Politics › Re: Communique Issued At The End Of The Technical Session Of Diamond Group Held On F by Sirmwill: 8:10am On Jun 02, 2021

Phones › Re: What Important Thing I Can Use My Phone For by Sirmwill: 8:09am On Jun 02, 2021

Education › Re: 4 Secret Revealed To Score Above 200 In Jamb 2021 In Less Than 17days by Sirmwill: 8:01am On Jun 02, 2021

Of course
Scoring above 200 is relatively easy with the above steps
But is scoring 250 and below in JAMB not a fail in the Nigeria of today?...

Education › Re: Get Pdf Of Medical Textbook From Me At Extremely Cheap Price. by Sirmwill: 6:43pm On May 27, 2021

Zeeknow3245:
I am willing to give mine my people.
Flashcards for internal medicine
Rob and cotran review of pathology
Medical Parasitology
Anatomy:Gray,Last,Moore etc.
Clinical Pharmacology
Medical Microbiology
Clinical Scenarios of Surgery
Lippincot Pocket Pathology
Lange Review of Pathology
Medical biochemistry
Viva Internal Medicine etc. Just DM and send me card Mtn 200 dats all compared to 3k

What is your dm?

Crime › Re: How I Chopped 5k From A Zenith Bank Scammer by Sirmwill: 6:43am On May 27, 2021

Lalasticlala
dominique
mynd44

Romance › Re: Can You Guess My Birth Name Just By Looking At My Profile Picture by Sirmwill: 10:29am On May 21, 2021

Ginikachukwu
Hopefully embarassed

Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Sirmwill: 12:56am On Mar 12, 2021

David2O:
Smiles... The Pes13 I was referring to is not that soccer game joor . He is a 400lvl (I guess) medical student in UI, well known on this thread for motivating and counselling prospective medical students.

I quoted your post with a reply of his moniker to seek his attention to your predicament. I would have given my own opinion but I believe his will be more profound.

#BeGuided

Sorry about ...

Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Sirmwill: 12:55am On Mar 12, 2021

David2O:
Smiles... The Pes13 I was referring to is not that soccer game joor . He is a 400lvl (I guess) medical student in UI, well known on this thread for motivating and counselling prospective medical students.

I quoted your post with a reply of his moniker to seek his attention to your predicament. I would have given my own opinion but I believe his will be more profound.

#BeGuided

Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Sirmwill: 8:52am On Mar 10, 2021

David2O:
Pes13

David2O:
Hello!! Medics,

I want to study med&surg in University of Ibadan. Having followed this thread and Jamb threads, I've learnt some stuffs which might help.

There is no secret than to study hard and smart. Hence, I've struggled to purchase textbooks recommended by successful aspirants (lamlad chemistry, new school physics and modern biology) in addition to essential series at hand.

I've never been a dull student (not bragging pls) but 2020 jamb will be my third try. I was offered a course in 2018 (not U.I though) but I rejected because it wasn't what I want. Not offered anything this year since I didn't meet U.I's cut-off point.

I've started reading since September but I'm not sure if I would be able to finish those textbooks within few months left. Pls how can I achieve this because I'm not a nocturnal person?

I often use CBT practice app but the most frustrating part is that, my score varies after each test. Sometimes; 67, 84, 77, etc. what's really wrong? brain fluctuation? it saddens my heart and makes me less motivated. I want stable 90s and aggregate not less than 330.

Pls help the upcoming!!!

I'm not scared of the intensive competition of this course but her requirements of extremely high intelligence and excellent score to secure a slot.

However; I don't wish it becomes easier, I wish i become better.

If your reply was what you got when you were looking for help then,How will you have felt
Please,let's be guided

We may later meet in UI and you will need my help or I will need your help...#BeGuided

Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Sirmwill: 3:55am On Mar 10, 2021

Good morning Medics
Please is there any UI Medic on this platform?
Please I need urgent help on the recommended textbooks used by lecturers there for Medicine,for as many as the courses you have done from 200level up to your level
Thank you for your help

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Post Jamb Update by Sirmwill: 3:33am On Mar 10, 2021

ShadowCracker:
Rumors say march 21, are you also an aspirant.

If the date is March 21,it'll have been announced at least at the beginning of this month so that people far away from Ibadan can plan their respective journeys towards the day.

Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Post Jamb Update by Sirmwill: 8:34am On Mar 09, 2021

It's certainly going to be conducted this year and apparently very soon.
The current new students are kinda starting all over again but at a fast pace...If they conduct the post-UTME next year,it's going to create an obvious imbalance as that implies that those that will participate in JAMB exam this year,seeking admission into UI will get admission by 2023,that's a funny thing.
Just don't stop studying and take up textbooks for 100 level courses as the new set awaiting post-UTME will most likely be subjected to the academic rush

Peace

Food › Re: CNN Travel Lists Banga Soup, Groundnut Soup Among 20 Of The World's Best Soups by Sirmwill: 6:54pm On Mar 06, 2021

DeepSight:
Are you well?Yeah I am.I hope you are
Everyone knows you cannot mention cuisine in Nigeria without Akwa-Ibom.thins. Afang, Edika-ikong, etc.These are mouth watering dishes na.We know
PS: Banga and Groundnut Soup stretch across West Africa coming from where ?

Politics › Re: CBN Naira For Dollar Policy : A Pipeline For Massive Corruption by Sirmwill: 6:40pm On Mar 06, 2021

Teuekwk

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