₦airaland Forum

Hope it's not all for the gram

decco1878:
Why is it that its only the husbands that buy for the wives. When will the wives start buying?

The feminist are coming

victokafor:
Chineeekee!!! Serpenteeeez

Nollywood oooo....come and see snakes on a plane bus

Better movie don show

mekaboy:
No, each prisoner is fed with 14,000 daily by APC.

NIGERIANS APPLYING TO FEDERAL GOVT TO BE TAKEN INTO PRISONS.

No 23 Okoko Street
Orji, Owerri- Imo state.
08/11/2018
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja - Nigeria
Through;
The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja - Nigeria
Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates.

I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the "good" life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 14k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.
I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving application a favourable consideration.

I have studied up to first degree with two Masters Degree. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.
I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,
Ike Kelvin

RevenGeMission:
Wetin you con gain

I dey wonder why he can't just go to school and graduate....no, they rather prefer to belong

Next thing they end up 6ft....then the killing never ends

77up:
I want to unseen this pls help

Say no more

I haven't heard the punishment given to someone like this.....maybe it needs to be brutal for others to reset their thinking faculty

o ko tẹ

We settle for those that don’t quite satisfy our wants and needs.

Wait....was she not the same one selecting manhood size

Spoken like a true....

If only we had more thieves with this kind of considerate heart

I wonder if the military men dem would make her off paiynt cz of disregard for the law and wearing camo upandan

For some reason, Genevieve's simple reply to the man is getting a lot of attention

Come...OP don vex me oh

This was not EPIC nah....just ordinary talk

Every home needs an emergency fire fighting equipment... even if it's a small fire extinguisher

My neighbor's extinguisher was what saved our home years back

This is wizardry

megamank:
Banky how far na....u don de old o.....condition the lady na....

Make una do am comot ground o.....school runs for old age de tire person o

In their case, everything for don arrange
They cannot kee themselves

donbrowser:
Are you OK?
What is the meaning of Ovoko you're shouting since Morning with irrelevant pictures? Did you just learn how to comment?

No chill from you at all

You gave it to the guy hot

OkaNaUbe:
Classic man.

Reminds me of when I popped the question.

But I think that marriage proposals should be done in secret, just two. What if she fall the guy hand

Na to pastor's office straight.... service go end there

Then the counseling would begin... hoping the lady would change her mind else the young man might commit suicide

Imagine been rejected in front of the entire church... no lady would want to be second option

Chizzyjoyce:


Vision 3030 for Nigeria

Even the soothsayers would say that vision no pure

Science students would miss their diet

That bouncer na Fulani trainee in the making

See clean cut....almost face off

Emu....chopping adult food at such a tender age

Adonbilivit

That Naval officer should have been tried in court for underage combat

Morachi would not like this

See as everyone is jumping on the spellz train

But this has a bus stop...just like the "se o mo age mi" crooner

Yet our politicians kart away millions and guard themselves 24/7 with the lives of those in service

Na dem dem

See as they reset his status to factory setting ...leggedeez

Youngbbt:
and the police in the area will start arresting innocent people now

I only hope they can be proactive enough to avert the possibility of the threat to the lives and property of the residents

Armed Robbers allegedly pasted warning notice of an impending robbery in December 2018 on the walls of Upward Estate, Ojih Bus stop, Igbogbo, Ikorodu, Lagos.

Are these signs that this Christmas would witness heightened criminal activities across Lagos?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Austynzogs/status/1062541617750511616

BabaO2:
Na graduate write that?

Most likely schooled in the North (maybe Kaduna)....but yet I give him kudos

Well atikulated

2 in 1 hit

As he survive the okada first....na so dem give am final headies

The only constant thing in life is change

Is it going to be for better or worse?

I do believe her decision was for the good of her health and not just to slay upandan