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Grabbeast:
Ooni Of Ife Paying the governor Condolence Visit, when it should be the other way around.

did you leave your brain wherever you are before coming online to post that rubbish.
how can the bereaved pay a condolence visit to another person, even if that person is GOD. for crying out loud, he just lost his mum.
should he get a placard and organize people on the street to drink to stupor just because his aged mum died?

our political hemisphere is now filled with joke And mockery from All quarters within and outside Nigeria.

I don't know if they are doing it for fame or career resurrection, but clearly its a show of shame when celebrities take advantage of political brouhaha in the country for a sold out concert.

hopefulLandlord:
Dear Employee

Neymar is a top footballer, one of the best in the world and has garnered a lot of fans, many of which are willing to buy the next sheet he drops in the closet; he's irreplaceable in his club which gives him enough leverage to negotiate a better salary or even move to other clubs that are offering him better salary

you however are being overpaid by us as 17 guys approached me within the past week and 5 of them are far more talented than you at your job, although they lack your experience but you also didn't have experience when we hired you, 4 of those guys are willing to do your work for 1/3 of what we are paying you and the remaining one said he's willing to work for free for the first 6 months; there are hundreds of thousands of Nigerians that are unemployed right now and have your skills, hell we can even train a zoology graduate on your job and he'll do a fairly good job

I've been fighting the urge of replacing you with one of them as we would save valuable financial resources in the process and the shareholders would be happy for it but this letter of yours finally made the decision for me

since firing you would only lead to our loss like your letter implies, we would like to lose

from Monday, 7th August 2017, your services would no longer be required, you shall be paid your severance package one week after you surrender all properties belonging to the company in your possession to the Human Resources Manager, Mr John Doe, we wish you success in the search of your own version of PSG; look at the brightest side, whoever your next employer is doesn't need to pay us €222,000,000 first

Sign: Management

u. nailed it bro

DJ khaled, all I do is win.

I just recited the whole 20 elements.
and I while learning it back in those days, I never used a code or acronyms to memorize it. I just focused on knowing it and the thing kind of stick to my brain till date..

had to use code from 21-30 though.
those transition metals are difficult to crack just like their properties.

the mtnzone is still the best for those who are interested in calling.

really, if this guy is actually an activist as his brainwashed followers believe he is, he was not supposed to lampoon his people like that. the dude Is a rogue. if given power to rule, his leadership style we go south like that of the military. every contrary opinion to his will be followed by a full wrath.

the uneducated folks are the one behind this nonsense agitation. nnamdi is just taking advantage of the gullible followers.

Halo22:
Lol keep doubting until you receive sense.

really! you don't really wan a go down this road with me.
spoiled brat and commoners Like you who reason with their anus is one of the reason you and your people are engulfed in abject penury.

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This publication is directed to parents and guardians whose wards are average or below average in science subjects like physics, chemistry, mathematics and further mathematics.

approach to teaching and learning and the kids unique way of learning for different kids are the major obstacle from excelling in these subject.

I will be giving a thorough private tutoring in these subjects.
if interested,

contact mr Wale Ajayi
on phone:
07037348156
email address:
Ajayioladeji2015@gmail.com
for terms and fees.

saw pastor Tunde bakare did something like that on his puppet on TV yesterday. but his was more of inspirational not bragging.

Halo22:
Me I studied chemistry education and ever since I graduated, job has been looking for me all round..... As in I have never been idle. Even now, I dey eye one for chevron.

I bet that's an irony.

that guy is a learner and silly scammer.
funny enough, the lady at the other end could be a Nigerian like him playing with his stupid scamming trick.

most teenagers that have joined this loop are like this always desperate to hammer.

NwaAmaikpe:


Bill Gates was a fool to lose this position by giving his fortune to charity.


Was it charity that made him rich?

this is the most callus and @ the same time the most ridiculous comment I have read on social media.

Kashbwoyjnr:
Hijab is for the poor

I totally disagree with that assertion. no Nigerian politician is as rich as the kings and princes of the Arab league countries and their daughters dress moderately in an Islamic fashion with complete hijab.

politicians' daughters in this part of the world are exposed and brainwashed by the western education they get and thus the result you see in their daughter mode of dressing without hijab.

even Mary mandarin, the mother of Jesus was depicted putting on veil.

zionmade:
Point of correction. Am not poor. I pay fees for others who are not my blood relations.
Another point of correction. As a hater who is blinded u will never see wat impact d church is making. Maybe until u drag ur ignorant brain to one of those churches and make ur research. D church is doing a lot but as usual much publicity is not done about it because Christians are not to blow trumpets like politicians wen they do wat God sent dem to do.
Yeah i go to Church for prosperity sake bla bla bla bla. U dat go for holiness can u really stand up to me wen it comes to d bible? How many souls have u won? Wat impact have u made wit ur life? Or are u only a hateful hypocrite?

I will say it over and aver again, even if you don't wanna hear it, you are a poor guy, material and emotional wise.
so they tell you winning a soul make you apostle Paul of our time, just like those stupid Muslims who kill innocent people and commit suicide to gain paradise.

bitter truth are not often thought in these religious houses. you get brainwashed and come here to display your hypnosis by the so called man of God.

FYI, I am not a religious guy Neither am I an atheist, but sometimes, you got to be rational and question some of those things happening around you, especially in the name of a doctrines.

sad part is, poor folk like you don't reason them self, they reason along line their self acclaimed man of God.

this guy I presumed is not an engineering graduate because if truly you are, then you shouldn't have problem choosing between your career and some pathetic teaching job.
starting your career in your field of study is golden to your self actualization.

somebody talked about passion for a job. yeah I know passion comes with the fulfillment of our inner desire but hell no, teaching is not one of them . not in this country and rewards that comes with it.

it is ludicrous bringing up the trend in the first place.

1Rebel:
He will die there in jesus name, amen.

it will come to a point where you will get to some point like this in your life, guess in your wildest imagination and all around you would wish what you wish for this man.

zionmade:
Food don done for "Christians and pastors should be poor crew" oya where are thou all u daughters of otobo and olunloye. Come and spread ur poverty mentality here.
Pls dnt quote me i am just here to observe d sons and daughters of belial

no offense man, but I question your intelligence faculty. I don't have an idea of your level of education; apparently, reasoning and intelligence which are not always thought in four walls of the classroom is missing here.

while pastors live a lavish lifestyle @ the expense of the poor church members all in the name of your God is a prosperous God, then I pity your life for such devotion and commitment to such church.

why not empower the less privilege, the orphanage, the destitute with his wealth after all, Jesus with nothing at all fed over 5000 people without asking for anything in return.
to people like you, going to church is for prosperity sake and the damn pastor is so good at giving scums and nitwits like you with motivational crap. bad news is, it works for poor folks like you and will do till God knows when.

I don't carewhat anyone think about the Buhari's administration, but if you don't see the good in it, I don't know what I can relate your wisdom to.

wish our intelligence agency and past govt are more reactive, courageous and bold enough to tackle whoever is making this country looks like a joke to foreigners.

to be frank, this anonymous dude went too far with these allegation. I believe so many people would say he deserved what he got, but truth be told, the guy or girl behind the scene is in a a whole lot of legal issue when his/her identity is eventually unveiled.