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Diamondqueen:
So I know you'll tell me school first and face your books. Yes, I know all that. I'll be 17 in two months. I'm intelligent and i do very well in school. Most of you guys have passed through my stage and I hope you understand that this is the stage where you start having feelings for the opposite sex. So I hope this doesn't sound like I'm a bad girl or something like that. I don't want you to say things like "what is this generation turning into?" because I'm very sure it happened in the previous generation and there are evidences such as the single mums that i see that got pregnant then. Long story short, there is a boy i like and he likes me too and he just asked me out. I made it very clear to him that we are not going to get intimate and he is very okay with it. I know you'll say it can happen by accident but i know that the only place we can get intimate is at a lonely place so all I'll have to do is to avoid it. The thing now is that do you think getting into a relationship at 16 is quite okay. Mind you, I'll soon be 17.

Sweet 16, about to turn 17. You're a member on nairaland. You never reach 18.
Ask Sanusi.

See jamb question.
A grandma who knows what you have thru to get the money, and what you will still pass thru in life won't allow you spend such amount for her health.
For me, I dey think of the answer.

So, to you, I should believe this news? Trailer of ram, I no see. Na 2 guys wey dey celebrate for match they dey watch you show me here. And you want make I take am.
Lie Mohammed is involved in this.

Hmmm. All these threads having connections with 14 and virginity, una dey make me fear o. Wetin be that sef? Earlier, it was rape at the same age. Now, losing it at the same age might cause the person to have 13 more in future. I rest my case

Wey the pot now? I no see anything o.

But this guy bad o. How many appearances he don get for Chelsea? How many goals he don score? Na im he score 2 in a match here. If he continues with this scoring rate, I no think we go dey talk of 2baba in yrs to come.

Happy celebration to Mikel.
Happy birthday to 2baba.

Good morning Puntersmind. Please do you have idea if we should expect payment from today, or when it might be?
Thanks

Good morning Puntersmind. Do you have any idea if we should expect payment today, or when it might be?

Chei. The kind banning wey happen for this front page, the lines come make front page look like exercise book.

mosefin19:
Now, tell me if you’ve seen any cake more creative than this. And I hear everything here is eatable.. I go like chop the Firewood

Abeg, na so the size of chewing stick dey be for your village?

Op, wetin be ur own sef? U expect me read all these just to see the mistake Tinubu made? U never serious.

Bros, you be bad people. Your name sef dey like antibiotic name. My question goes: you don f.uck the friend well well abi?
Case closed.

Bros, you be bad people. Your name sef dey like antibiotic name. My question goes: you don Bleep the friend well well abi?
Case closed.

In Tommy Vercetti's voice: Nice ass baby

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

Hahahahahahahahahah.
No be her fault. Na the juju wey dey track her from village change her meal inside her belle.

Elslim:
imagine after they will come and shout Biafra when they've not even given their elders a befitting resting place

So the 'befitting resting place' is the change Dullapo has for South East?
Is it the project he has for South East?
Has this got anything to do with appointment of officers?
And you are saying rubbish here. I tire for you, the media, and anybody involved in this s.hit.
The sun is about to rise......

So it is the other 50% that he wants to use and make N1 = 1$?

ionsman:
Please Nairalanders, caption this picture. ...The look on Buhari's face is epic.

In Dullapo's mind: This girl no know say she don mature to be person wife abi? Make we finish this meeting. She go hear am.....


Na joke I dey joke o.

phlio:
ladies can u date this guy?

Is he standing with his students?

feldido:
The reason why the whites call us animals... For GOD's sake this is a formal function, why can't they be civil for once?

Civil? You criticise them? Have you seen arabs dress to a meeting? Have you seen arab commentators? Have you forced them to wear suit? Think.

Morning all. In relation to the "One chance" tag, does it mean they are working for Dullapo?

No offence pls. Na morning joke

donphilopus:


These two fellows are renowned gibberish spewers!!

You dey find 'like' abi? You don dey get am. Aidiot.

Ezenwammadu:
This government has introduced a new form of government called DemoPhotos-government of the photos for the photos by the photos

You got it wrong. It is "PHOTOCRACY".

Which kind guy be this? You still dey threaten? Release picture joor make we see.

First day in office? And he is meeting them for the second time? When he come meet them for first time?

Saraki: Shebi una no want make I be senate president abi? Una go see pepper. Remi: No sir. It is a long story. I came to submit an apology letter.

What is so special about front page? I made it now. And then?

Kuzaku:
Someone said they were told to carry the crates of soft drinks so their lives would be full of refreshments... Smh. Wetin eye no go see for this naija?

The bride get skills. She dey do no hand. She fit dey sell lacasera for holdup.

bigass:
With Leaders like this Nigeria can never be a world leader

See this one. No be una president go do press conference for bush? No be the same president turn down exotic ride for UK? What more can I say?

You guys should think twice, and watch your back. I fit carry slap come anytime

folabayo1:
My vp oya chop kiss

Na pastor he be o. Do you want anointing to fall on you?

adrainuche:
If you folks marry all the young girls which one will u leave for the future generation

You asked a wrong question. Your question would have gone like "If you folks marry all the young girls, who will marry your mates you don dey enjoy since?"

FriedPlantain:
[b]reminds me of my first few days back then in school as a fresher. I had course forms to sign and I was to sign them at the Assistant H.O.D's office. I packed my course forms and rushed to his office only to meet close to 10 mean looking lecturers in his office in a heated discussion all staring at me. At that moment, all my composure flew off immediately.

Me: Good morning sir, my name is friedplantain. I am here to see the Deputy HOD.

Everone: Buhahahahaha...... Who did you say you want to see again?
*noticing I'd goofed, I strategically tried to redeem myself * _fuck this damn lecturers

Me: errrrrrm sir I meant I am here to see the vice HOD.
*everyone bursts into another round of laughter once once again*

I was about saying "deputy second - in-command HOD" when the assistant Hod himself came to both of us rescue after getting tired of me murdering the name of his position.

Assistant Hod : Mr man give me your course forms and get the hell out of here. Olodo oshi!

FriedPlantain [/b]

Were they laughing because of the title you gave him or because of your name?
I still dey laugh my own