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EggovinMma:




Nwe tie AKPAAAAAAAAA AMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!


Chimooo! Ebelem emelum nwoke afu!
I don't know what aggressive housewives sees in roasted pehnis.

That's what you get when hotdog is hard to find in the hood.

Iamsynord:
2013 ..
Yummy !!

Vaseline Gladiators ..Over to you !!

Did you just call vaseline guys? What for? Did you see someone dressed like Amber Rose there!

kasheemawo:
this is a welcome development for airing propaganda against peoples choice
dont quote me negatively or else thunder go fire you

Bros, i been wan quote you. But because thunder is involved, let me just say "Hi"

Pls, my question is serious but might be funny. Which one be chartered flight? Na the same way we dey charter bus for naija here they take charter the plane to travel?

emusmith:
Hmm, just imagine. Which celebrity would you like to pick your call, and what would you say afterwards?

Something like:

YOU: "Hello Smith"

HIM: "Sorry, this is Don Jazzy"

Just as your topic call it 'wrong number', i'll cut the call and crosscheck the number to make my call. Cele...what? For my own credit? Unless he (No, she) go call me back to hear from me.

successmatters:
Made of block or concrete? Dude collected money for concrete buildings and after doing the one on wethereral road, changed his mind and used blocks, many many of those schools are uncompleted now, some communities have got none, he builds all his projects on the road, if your community is not on a major road, nothing for you. Rochas is playing for the gallery.

You're so on point. He just used that one at wetheral to show off. Another annoying thing is the unnecessarily big space he occupies at junction and call it roundabout. So many of them.

Symphony007:
What will you do if you hear a loud noise in your kitchen, you run in to find your son like this?

The parents never touch the guy, he don dey cry already. The guy go see gbese today.

[quote author=Davo93 post=31397372][/quote]Omo, if to say as the gather around GEJ, say na flog they wan flog am, this one go be die o. But still #GEJtill2019

Collynzo419:
This is troubling news and Nigerians need to understand that the BH issue can no longer be treated with kids gloves.

This new relationship with ISIS is strategic because it will encourage and increase the use of foreign fighters, making the fight against BH more difficult.

What Nigeria needs now is a leader that can put political considerations aside and fight this menace head on, utilizing our military resources efficiently to curtail BH.

We need change in this country before things get out of hand.

You mentioned putting political consideration aside and you dey use style campaign for Buhari. There is God o.
#GEJtill2019

Following.
Make i just try make front page for once.

guyANDROID1:
Cute handled (this are the names that makes me smile a lil whenever I read their comments from homepage) I term em cute because they still read meaning to my brain.

1. farano - so much love this cute name, easy to pronounce.
2. ivyy
3. Ymodulus - makes me remember young modulus in physics
4. OCTAVO
5. Justwise
6. cococandy
8. rokiatu
9. yemicoal
10. tosyne2much - the guy is 2much
11. LaurelP
12. marieolae
13. Ipledge
14. Airforce1
15. Yungwizzy
16. braine
17. Yomieluv
18. AbuMikey
19. Tallesty1
20. dechandel
21. Danhumprey
22. Logicalmind
23. FrancisTony
24. TrishaP
25. AfricanApple
26. cocoberry
27. Ishilove
28. Javanian
29. Cooljoe
30. Missmossy
31. Neldrizzy
32. berem
33. ROZZAYY
34. Obiagelli
35. omenka
36. vickyO
37. Afam4eva
38. free2ryhme
39. debosky
40. 2sexy
41. diddydiva
42. MzLaurel
43. iceberylin
44. naijaboiy
45. safarigirl
46. Tolexander
47. Rilwayne001
48. jaybee3
49. freecocoa
50. DJdollar - R. I. P

Rubbish. You just compiled the list of monikers you've come across and tag them 'cute and funny'. What is funny in 'Obiagelli' or cute in 'berem'? Some of what you have there and mods and supermods. That's why it made front page early. You would have mentioned things like 'OohMpa'. Isn't this one funny?
And pls, make una no ban me o. Una don cause nairaland make e no dey sweet again.

tolextony:
5 DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY.
Stupidity is When:
1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate and
still chant "Gej 4 2015".
2)You charge your phone with
a generator and come online to type #GEJ 4
2015".
3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse
to ackwledge the fact that you have been
cheated "Gej 4 2015".
4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per
dollar instead of #159 per dollar yet you are a
Gejite.
5)You support a man who can't refund or give
account of missing $20BN.
"THAT IS STUPIDITY"
"THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE".
#VOTE_GMB_4_2015.
#March4Buhari.

There's only one definition.
It is when you type a post like yours and end it with "Saibuhari"

change9ja:
too bad his people dont appreciate him

The same way you people don't appreciate GEJ

BeeBeeOoh:
FFK APC's nightmare..

GEJ boil in APC's nyash..

GEJ till 2019..

Let's join hands & send our cattle rearer baq to his 150cattles in Sokoto. They need him now more tha ever.




Iffi pain u, go chop bomb & dilute am concentrated tetraoxosulphate (vi) acid..

Bros, i wan ask question. Which one go sweet pass between person wey chop bomb and person wey chop army slap?

ijobaooorun:
Op must be an ibo guy

If he was a yoruba guy, he would have swapped that of investment with drinks. #Nothingserious

falconey:
the little girl want CHANGE she is tired of daddy coming home with no capri sone/biscuit/gala........be patient little girl change is coming

Her father has no money for Caprisonne and she was able to save up to N5785 from lunch money? Una be mumu. Besides, a girl of 9 is too inexperienced to write long, compound sentences like this cooked story we have here. #GEJTILL2019

GhaliNaaba:
Fraud of a policy, yeye baka. You put Cart before horse and expect miracle you people are failure for supporting this shallow Idea, tell me where they see iron they used for the car?
What about the tyre and the others. Our iron production must be working to the full capacity first and the electricity must be regular. You take part of motor to Nigeria for assemblage and you are celebrating. Group of failures.
If GEJ still advertise his achievement of 6 years, it meand he did nothing.
Nigeria has decide to March Buhari into Aso rock and GEJ out from Aso rock.
APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bros, you need CHANGE, both spiritually, mentally and financially (na conductor go solve this one)

ba7man:
Non of the posters above me can afford a brand new Nissan. #FACT.

How many you buy? #MYOWNFACT

Big4wig:
Sorry mods for dropping this here,move it to its specific destination



Once upon a time........
Those that are born in the 1980s and 1990s will remeber this!
Who have played with this and who remeberd this?

Heey. The sweetest way is the one we call "Bone bone"(playing with only one person). You load the pen cover with 6 of the battery plastic to make it HEAVY. When you hit the person one and swell his back hand, he'll believe.

When election date be feb 14, APC dey say FEBUHARI. The date don be march 28. Una dey say MARCH4BUHARI. Wait till e enter april. By then, e go turn to APRILFOOLBUHARI. We'll meet at the polls. #GEJtill2019

alaoeri:
What is this one saying, GEJ is already on his way to Otuoke.

Like I said before, we'll meet at the polls. Wait till March 28

alaoeri:
Agents of CHANGE , we gonna marchBUHARI to Aso rock in March & marchGEJ out of Aso rock to Otuoke.
Sai Buhari.

When the date for election was feb 14, una said it is FEBUHARI. Now it is march, una say na MARCHBUHARI. If they change am to april nko? Una go turn am to APRILFOOLBUHARI. We'll meet at the polls. #GEJTILL2019

KingTom:
APC set the path, others follow!!!!!
Sai APC
Sai Buhari

Which path? Are you current at all? Na who be presidential candidate for KOWA party? Go and do your research well.

MrHardOn:
Allowing her to sit on your face unclad

Regular Fellaatio with chocolate mousse

Playfighting in odd places.....kitchen, stairs, bathroom, garage, beach, in the woods.

Deep throoaating her...regularly

Rimming

Giving her massages.

Ladies add more...to the list.

Mr. Are you related to OohMpa?

akashi01:
the bloody modafukkah did nothing, yet he's not ashamed to be on TV!
What is he going to talk about the zero achievement or the issue of chibok gals......bloody drunkard, I hope he doesn't drop a bomb (tyaun) today


Buhari is the best but since this foo.l has done nothing to his country,its better we take the risk of voting Buhari in and kicking this drunkard out




please vote wisely

please vote for change

please kick jona the drunkard out

#FeBuhari #2015

Na 1000 likes you dey expect for your post? If i hear. #FailBuhari

bashydemy:
You are a fool, How many senators name did GEJ know,

Your Fada. If you vex you too much, go drink River Niger finish. Na by 14th we go know how far?

Chei. Una hear their closing national anthem? I zon zie. The man dey sing low or wetin come him mouth for lines wey he no know. Lwkm. #Remix

So wetin people talk before na true. Buhari no sabi him vice name. He no sabi APC senators name. He come dey ask them one after the other on top stage.
Sai GEJ.

jorlons:
en warever if you don't I will, its too early, too cold plus I'm very tired and too sleepy to argue this early momo.

Seun...not you Osewa, kuti I'll deal with you larer till then....

#Sai Buhari 2019

Lwkm. The fear of seun is the beginning of survival on nairaland (banning just dey peep for your window)

Hustling continues. Ronaldo begins his quest for the next award by next match. #HalaMadrid

C. Ronaldo showing Messi pepper ever since Barca ojoro was neutralized. #HalaMadrid

If you know that Cristiano Ronaldo really deserved it, click like.