₦airaland Forum

unilagfreshest:
Good day all, Am a fresh graduate (waiting for service) . Please have considered starting my own business thanks to nairaland. The dilemma now is I don't know which to choose though have read a lot online but am not convinced yet.
I have a half plot of land around that mowe/ibafo area, Ogun State which I can make use of (family own though). Please any experienced farmer's advice in house is highly welcomed. I should be able to start with 100 thousand naira. The pros and cons of both, Thanks.

You said you have a half plot from the family. Fine. Let me get one plot here and wait for ideas to flow in.

Did the person that compiled this list not see UAC building and KPMG building staying together at Victoria island? Or did they not make the top 10?


My observation.

C. Ronaldo: Hello lady.
Model: Hello handsome.
Messi (for him mind): You go soon chop slap if you no leave her now.
Neymar: My guy, wetin be your own? Na because say my friend collect the award from you go make you collect his babe? You get mind o.

Konpresor012:
I saw this picture while going through my Facebook's timeline and decided to share it with Nairalanders . Let us come together and make Nigeria great irrespective of our tribe and religion.

You and who?

How smart is the belt? E fit loosen itself when you wan chop for restaurant? E fit open your zip if you wan pi.ss? E fit comot your trousers when you wan ****?
Smart indeed.

following

jonaifame22:
Last nite I hurriedly when to see my sister. Before crossing over to the new year, and also to fulfill my big brother role of giving her some cash to celebrate the new year wth her friends as I gathered earlier that they will be visiting a popular beach today,
As I got to where she stays wth a friend of hers, I noticed my best friend and my sister came out of the building, side by side and both of them had sweat on their forehead and my lil sister's hair was a lil rough.
I added 2+2 together and I started to figure that they jus had sex, after he left I called my sister aside and asked her,what he's doin in her place and she made up a story,which I didn't show her that I doubted and she said they didn't have sex when I tried to ask her stylishly, buh I feel they did, could I be wrong NL pls help me!

Op, they didn't have se.x. The guy visited her and tried to rap.e her, she struggled with him and they started fighting. They fought oooo till she got a little space and started running round inside the room. She ran ooooo sotey they both got tired and had to leave the room because it was "no victor, no vanquish". That was when you met them.



Nairalanders, abeg, when una go stop dey post yeye topic? Na new year be this o.

Happy new year to all of you, including Op and his sister.

So the meeting this Liar had with bloggers some time ago was to tell them to stop "giving oxygen" to insurgents?

This man sef.

holyFRED:
She's probably too dark for bleaching cream and i'm sure it won't work on her...





I recommend SALAD CREAM for her

Nwanne, I chozi ka DI ya na-atazi ya ka SALAD?

Can someone give me a detailed info of how to use skype? I have the app but have never tried it out. Does it need credit for calls or just data?

VOICEOFJUSTICE:
SEUN, ABEG NO VEX O, YOU NO DEY DASH MONEY EVEN DURING XMAS? LINDA DEY THROWAY MONEY LIKE NO MAN BIZ NAIM MAKE SHE DEY GET PLENTY. SEUN U DEY HEAR ME SO? NA WHEN U GO DO GIVE AWAY MONEY NI?

SOGBOR MI NI?

Bros, e be like say banning don dey hungry you?
Happy banning in advance

Canme4u:
Has anyone noticed that MTN no longer deducts your money whenever you exhaust your data??

I was surprised when my browsing came to a halt when I was surfing the web the other day. Though, I was aware I have a limited data but my thought was whenever I finish using all my data the balance on my MTN line should keep me going. So, when the surfing was halt the first thing I did was to check my balance to know either if I should summarize some curses on MTN but to my greatest surprise my credit was still intact. Only GLO usually does that. Though I still don`t know the sms key and the shortcode one can use in other to continue browsing. The shortcode for GLO one is to sms PAYGO to 777 and the surfing continue.

NOTE: if you are a member of 15mb family just dial *406*5# to subscribe for MTN #5 for 5mb daily.

The effect of $5 Billion

This is the change that we seek.

Pls, how do you check your data balance? And how do you opt out the N5 daily service?

waiting for who to quote

mctifey:
5. Abeg which one sweet pass?

If you wan know how sweet digestive is, eat it with groundnut. You will testify.

Girls sef. She confided in you as a friend, and you brought the issue to a social media? Your head no dey there at all.

Nice-looking watches. I'm interested. But money never dey. It seems the watch with the lowest price is 7k. Can you update your pricelist pls. I think hope dey for those wey get small hand. If not,...

ViNeHaNds:
We should be greatful for the ban of that small generator, why? Because The environmental toxicity due to oily fumes emitted by this little machine is very deadly, that i can honestly tell you if you have had it fumes always in your environment and obviously have been breathing it, meehn, you have been seating on a long thing because you have been initiating a process to getting your lungs and hearts in a bad unfixable health conditions, your condition will surely be worst than a chain smoker( whom is liable to die young). Someone had to safe us from ourselves.

Another accomplist on this serious environment pollution and health hazard threat common in our environment is the popular tricycle(keke napep), honestly should get the ban too.

Reason being that the combustion system of this two machines are although economical due to its top fuel efficient utilization ability, i mean it saves fuel in long working hours, but lets mind our health more and embrace this bans.

Looking at the available option in the market there are other brands offering almost same fuel utilization efficiency and extremely low prices and good quality built engines to reducing the health hazard in our environments, you can check this brands to confirm.
The small businesses can embrace this other options.
I have been victim to the unheathy voltage supply of this "i better pass my neighbour" generator, its burnt a few of my phone chargers, which gets me wondering why it chooses to blow up charges and some other home appliances but wont power a refrigerator, infact, appliances like a barber clipper will reciprocate the sound emitted by this generator (which travels in its unheathy voltage).

LETS BE GRATEFUL TO THIS BAN, ITS A NICE ONE AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED, SAY NO TO JUNK APPLIANCES POLLUTING OUR ENVIRONMENTS, CAUSING US GREAT HEALTH IMPLICATIONS, WE DESERVE BETTER WITH OUR HARD EARN MONEY.

Whats the point making all the money when you wont live to enjoy the fruits of your labour, Thank you Mr president for safing us from ourselves.

#remain bless

__VINEHANDS__

You sound like Lie mohammed. You know what thunder does when they send it on a visit to people?
Let's face the argument now. Who should ban the gen on the basis of environmental pollution? Customs or Min. Of Environment?
Does the ban end the already existing pollution in neighbourhood?
Have you thought of any feasible means of reducing pollution?
Do you have an alternative to the ban?
In fact, see thunder for your back.

oganamaster:
Hello Peeps,

I have this problem That Needs urgent advice, I Have been having sex with a very Pretty married lady. It all started since 2010 and this has gone unnoticed For a very long while now, I Want to stop But don't know how to Stop. Pls responsible responses only.

Attention!
The woman's husband has seen your post. You will soon be caught.

brb

Is Denrele on nairaland?

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Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

I think his phone memory is low. Try to understand.
#justsaying

A thread of 2014 making it on front page in 2015. Hmmmm.


Still following....

Pls, does anyone have an idea if employers receive any mail/message when an employee's programme is about to end, and what the content of the mail is.
I'm expecting answers pls. Thanks

lilwill:
Answer to your first question is yes... Windows 8+ all come with Windows Defender (an in built antivirus)
Question Two: I personally don't trust Windows Defender that much and will suggest that you get a third party antivirus
Question Three: Getting an antivirus depends on how much you are willinag to pay (for the original, fully licensed copy) if not then you can download Avast and get a free license online
Question Four: For most antivirus apps, their internet security features are heavily dependent on the type of license you have. For example, Avast free license does not include a full internet securty capability

hope these answer your questions

Thank you very much. Your answers are very helpful. I'm going for the original version of kaspersky 2015(1 user). It was when i went to buy it that i saw internet security written on the pack and got confused.

Good day. I created this thread in order to have more knowledge relating to computer antivirus.
I bought a new dell laptop about 4 months ago, windows 8.1. I have not installed an antivirus yet. Currently, i only use cds on it. My phone has been the only thing plugged with usb to it.
1. Does it come with an in-built antivirus?
2. If yes, is there any need to install any other antivirus?
3. If no, which antivirus will be the best or better than the rest? Someone suggested avg. But i've not seen it in the market. And i think of going for kaspersky.
4. I need detailed information about internet security as antivirus, and areas it covers.
I'll drop more questions with time.

Good day. I created this thread in order to have more knowledge relating to computer antivirus.
I bought a new dell laptop about 4 months ago, windows 8.1. I have not installed an antivirus yet. Currently, i only use cds on it. My phone has been the only thing plugged with usb to it.
1. Does it come with an in-built antivirus?
2. If yes, is there any need to install any other antivirus?
3. If no, which antivirus will be the best or better than the rest? Someone suggested avg. But i've not seen it in the market. And i think of going for kaspersky.
4. I need detailed information about internet security as antivirus, and areas it covers.
I'll drop more questions with time.

All of una harsh o. So the less educated no get hope again for Naija, abi? Bros check the one wey go give you happy ending. If you no dey satisfied, come our house.



I'm still single o.

Does the stat cover those on nairaland? Because if it did, 65 million is small.

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Good afternoon. Can anyone confirm if payment is still on or not? Backlogs not paid yet.

for booking sake