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MichaelSokoto: Ward B, room 11, Yaba-left maternity ward

Talking out of experience. You dey miss the place? #justpassing

bangiskings: IDIOT I prophesy to u in the mighty name of JESUS b4 the end of this month ur wretched parent will be victims of bomblast you will surely feel the pain of loosing love1 2ru bomb

Bros, if you na God and this kind prayer come your chamber, you go answer am? FYI, no be every prayer God dey answer. He doesn't think like us.

kunki90: citizens in all the 30 states of the federation(excluding lagos, yobe,adamawa,bornu,kaduna,kano)....pls wen last did you see the subsidy buses........last i saw one was 18 months ago.......is it mismanagement again or they just disappeared(remember the $20b)

In reply to your nonsense post, i saw some buses in Osun state. Ogbeni gave some to public schools.

How did something like this make front page? A post without source. Someone asked a question not directed to a right source, and it's moved to front page. Instead of seeing informative, interesting and educative posts on front page, we got to see this. Seun, seriously, if i see another forum that can give me updates as the ones i'm getting for some recruitments i've applied, i'm leaving nairaland.

Evestar200: #wink#Urhobo saving Nigeria ass since 1960,









nor be only igbo sabi attribute success to their tribe, make i still attribute this one to my own too.

Why na Igbo you choose? Na southwesterners you for call. Na there you hear things like "Eko o ni baje o", "Osun a daara", etc.

chillykelly86: Good morning all.
By God's Grace, we have graced a new day.
Keep your orders coming in:-
250MB - #400;
500MB - #800;
1GB - #1,400;
1.5GB - #2,000;
2GB - #2,700;
3GB - #4,000;
5GB - #6,800.

Today's my birthday, so two 250MB data plans will be won by 2 of you who follow the page. This is how it will be:-
1. Quote this post in a reply to opt in.
2. An alert will be posted on the thread with a code.
3. The first person to call our number 08138357709 with the code and had previously opted in, wins the data!

NB: Physical Friends and Associates are excluded from this reward.

I've come again. I've been offline. I hope i'll this next one

koboko69: Even your fellow illiterate that you guys queue behind, in person of Asari Dokubo has a contrary opinion and was scared to death should anything have happened to Buhari. He has enough money to abscond for life, its u and your fellow wretched e-warriors i feel sorry for.

*editted* since this poo made FP

Buhari never overthrew any government

How many times i don warn you say i go use your name on you? We're here talking about his planned kidnapping and you're mentioning "appointed as head of state". Was it not when he was appointed that he planned the kidnapping?

Oziddy: i wish him goodluck, meanwhile, my fone is three yrs old today.
HURRAY! MY PHONE (Nokia X2-O1) IS 3YRS OLDTODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PHONE.
I wish u many more yrs ahead.
on this day in 2011, i got this phone, from someone irreplaceable, as a birthday gift, 10
days bfor ma birthday. We have been through the hard and good
times together. U hav stored female contacts numerous to
mention, with ur help, i have had a long conversation with many prominent men/ women, together we hav wooed many ladies,
won their hearts, and all, i have indirectly sold u due to cashlessness, but i considered u ma closest frnd, so i had to buy u back, i hav mistreated u, i hav left u countless times home alone, i hav lost u numerously, u hav
fallen from many high places, but God kept u for me, ure a virgin, just like me, cos no phone
mechanic has ever seen ur unclothedness, not to talk more of untighting ur nut with his screw,
our people talk say, aluta agbogho atufue agadi, am getting a new phone doesn't mean
am gona make less use of u, ure the 1st mobile love of mine, and not even an iphone 6 can take ur place. U do annoy me atimes, i
have hit u on the floor severally, but u remaineth the same. My frnds call u the mobile merlin, cos i have never changed ur clothes(casing) some call u the mobile methusela, cos u don old, but i call u the irreplaceable Mansa, mtn has sent me
countless boring 32120 nd 5060 messages trough u. U have never withheld ur hold on purity to the extent that u have neva stored a
porn video. U hav taken many important pics/ selfies, u have connected me to the world, u
hav connected me to fame, and other good things, What haven't u done, u have saved my life countless times, u have always been there for me, pheww, Mansa, am lost of words, buh always remember, u'll alwaz be my number one lover, until i get a boo, but even at dat, am still gona have ur time, and forever will i
cherish u. With tears in ma eyes, I love u dear Mansa. I love u.. I love u. I love u.
Happy third Birthday.

Lwkmd. I think say na only me dey celebrate birthday for my phones o? My phones will be celebrating their birthdays next month (2yrs for asha 305) and october (4yrs for nokia 5230). Just like yours, they be virgins. But your own no be Metuselah at all. Indecency vids dey show for my own like network service. Meanwhile, happy birthday to Mansa.

Pls, the 2 weeks don reach? How many days remain?

chillykelly86: Good morning all.
By God's Grace, we have graced a new day.
Keep your orders coming in:-
250MB - #400;
500MB - #800;
1GB - #1,400;
1.5GB - #2,000;
2GB - #2,700;
3GB - #4,000;
5GB - #6,800.

Today's my birthday, so two 250MB data plans will be won by 2 of you who follow the page. This is how it will be:-
1. Quote this post in a reply to opt in.
2. An alert will be posted on the thread with a code.
3. The first person to call our number 08138357709 with the code and had previously opted in, wins the data!

NB: Physical Friends and Associates are excluded from this reward.

I'm still waiting o. Thanks.

lakpalakpa: South-South and South-East have the worst set of Governors yet we hear nothing of their misrule as all eyes are on Lagos..

Me: Nairalanders, abeg wetin dey for this guy head?
Nairalanders: lakpalakpaaaaa....

Does the expiry date shown when you check balance mean the date of your data's expiration or the date of your sharer's data expiration?

Decibel: Oshogbo here I come.

Abeg, na conductor stand on top bus for the picture?

jayseehe: APC is working
PDP is killing and impeaching

Did you see where anything like PDP or APC was mentioned in this post? Did you read where and why they chose Lagos, Nigeria from the whole of Africa? Silly sentiments like this that come from people of the SW won't help this country at all.

abbeywasc: e dey work on top modem?

I no sure e dey work on top modem. But e suppose work with modem. Just joking. Good morning.

Good morning. Pls, can you give me your bank details for deposit.

Good morning. Can i subscribe using recharge card or alternatively, another bank(first, access, diamond, zenith)? Going to gtbank from my house will take me approx N200. And it doesn't sound good for a N350 deal. I'm expecting reply asap.

Chei. I never subscribe, my body don dey shake. Na true be this?

Bros, this your price dey scare me o. Na joke be this? Abeg, show all working. I go like try the 250mb own for confirmation

For those outside enugu arguing on this matter, you either keep quiet or get in touch from an insider. I don't think he's about to impeached because of poultry farming. I think it's a fight for superiority. Time shall tell the reason for the impeachment

Should i say that Ogbeni has something in common with Lai Mohammed? They have many things in common. #sameteamJweed

E be like say this thread go make sense. Make i just dey follow

Coldfeet: Hmmm! mine is beautiful too.

I no too see the "eye" o. Na artwork and make i dey see. #gettingreadyforafight

Pls, na who dey strike pass between thunder, Messi, ASUU and NMA?

Is the 2 to 3 weeks validity you mentioned for etisalat 100mb alone or all the plans you offer? Again, how long does your plans on mtn and etisalat for 250mb and above last? A month?

Good evening. I just came across this thread this evening. And to my surprise, i saw etisalat 100mb for N200. Do you really offer such? And does it last for a month? I'll like to know so as to subscribe to it when my current plan expires next month. Also, can someone pay for the etisalat 100mb and mtn 250mb thru sending recharge card equivalent? I'm expecting reply. I'm preparing for next month. Thank.

Abeg, the one for number 7 na record? Na IT those coaches come do for chelsea that season o. So, if clubs wey get record come out, chelsea go follow?

Oklander: Chino, are u d only one who has been to that site, cos u seems to be d only one who has pictures of this construction in this
Nairaland. Can any other person testify by uploading a pic he/she took
by him/herslf from that site?

You dey mad o. Na your likes dey complain this evening say pictures wey he dey upload na fake. And you people made him go to the site from Awka just to prove himself right. And you need another source. You no know where the bridge dey? Bad belle people.

The originator of this thread should the name and location of the market where this so-called bombing happened. Because i stay in enugu and have not heard any news like that today.

Is anyone seeing what I'm seeing in this last picture? Putting on a bow tie on a paramilitary uniform. O'dressing all the way.