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There is nothing my nose will not see

lalasticlala:
We called it 'Alika' 7up

So lalasticlala ur a human being

lalasticlala:
We called it 'Alika' 7up

So lalasticlala ur a human being

Lolz...its only foolish to install an app that consumes battery life in a bid to save battery life. Who even invented that app?

And who is the father

Used to stay in karu Site but this deadly traffic drove us to town. Only people who stay in these places the OP mentioned will understand and show empathy...the rest will only be sympathetic or show no concern but this is really HELL. I know how this place used to be without speed bumps in the evenings and mornings and I wonder what it will be like now with the speed bumps installed.

BENNY HYNN...

ireneony:
how come most nairaland men are average/ugly looking

Am I? #winkz

Bugatie:
It means never give up, lol

But it's really unfortunate, we have a lot of topics like this with great educational/insightful contents not making front page just because they don't have pictures of snake, Linda, Wizkid, Tonto and co

lolzzz

ha...A thread from Dec 2015 on front page today WTF

Sacluxpaint:
You are playing with fire...

lolz no leave her...its when what she calls nothing becomes matters arising that's when she will understand

dollyjoy:
not at all.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander dear...if u know u wouldn't like him being as secretive as u are then why boast of being secretive? Nobody would like a secretive person in marriage coz it rings a lot of bell so desist from it and learn to be open.

layla129:
Are you married?

Yea

layla129:
Striking that balance is the problem. Being a mother is very demanding task on its own...don't know why the men can't just chill a little . Your own baby fa

#smiles...my dear it's not that easy o. Put urself in the man's shoe a bit. What if it's the man that got so attached to the baby that all he cares about is the baby and not ur well being anymore the way he used to? it's a two way thing anyways, just that it's more inclined to the males coz the mothers get to bond with the baby more than the men.

So what's strange about this position

Yea it sounds funny but it happens so what's the solution? The woman should just try to strike the balance. Actually some women cause it when they make it so obvious that the man doesn't mean much anymore to her but the baby.

DaBullIT:
Nigerian Soldier

Officer : Hello , Hello , Who dey

Command Yinusa you no dey respect yourself ?? we say make you come base

Officer : Biodun , you dey craze o , you think say i dey joke ? na only me remain den don surround me o

Command Try nah , follow bushpath dem no go see you

Officer Biodun, thunder wan fire you ?? i say make una carry armor tank come make dem no see me kill


Command Armor tank ke ?? Those boys full everywhere and dem carry RPG wey dey destroy armor tank


Officer Biodun , hurry abeg , (hears ratatatatat) you hear /?? dem don near me finish , abeeeeeg


Command , the only thing wey dey na airstrike

Officer You mean bomb from aeroplane ??

Command Sorry , but yes , na the only thing wey fit reach you kia kia be that

Officer Na thunder go fire your mama, i go surrender now , make dem carry me go , he better pass make i die pieces



The end

Hahahaha

How could someone say men are the reason why women remain single ? where and how is it connected. please someone should share the link coz I would like to read it.

Too much Nigerian film

Mehn she over reacted...Its owk to get angry but when u go mad at the same time, it's unacceptable. For me I would say that my forgiving her would depend on how long Wev known each other so I would be able to weigh the difference between her reaction to the news and how she behaves normally. If there isn't any clear distinction then we are done but if I am certain enough that it was the news that made her react that much then I could give her a second chance.

godfrey01:
Barcelona vs valencia.... Match... Its only match that can draw such mamount crowd and not phone charging

What can u say about the female footwear there

Mehn what a waste....we complain that the beautiful ones are not yet born yet the few we have are dying ...RIP

UNIZIK

If we wana be like the westerners, we should be ready to bear the consequences accompanied thereof

Lolz now see all the stress u had to go tru...If u had driven to the market and gotten the spec u wanted, will u be telling all these stories now? I feel for u sha but am sure u'v learnt ur lesson.

Tell em...your signature is on point as well

I don't get it, so he actually prophesy's about stuffs and asks people to pray yet they still happen, why is he a man of God of he can't pray so that calamities like this be averted

KashyBaby:
U doubt coz ur mindset is as small as peanut

Madam be realistic...

AirSultan:
Srsly We doing this again? only God knows the number of recycled threads on this topic... and broda, you just day say percentage this, percentage that.. quick question, na you carry out the survey??

the effects of porn and masturbation can never be over emphasizes and as a matter of fact, the amount of times it's been recycled shouldnt stop it from getting to front page anytime it is posted till it sinks into the brains of young and old lads alike.

...And on that note I implore Lalasticlala and oga seun to take action on this thread.

KashyBaby:
I disagree...

u can't disagree what's more inclined to the male folks that the females....do girls really get addicted to porn ? I doubt. so leave the disagreement to us

This woman is smart...she is gradually turning the table and story around in the smartest way ever. Wanted to attack this post but couldn't coz I couldn't help but admire her smartness. Linda Linda

ronald4lif:
Mr. Toks never disappoints in brandishing his misogynistic views. Dude, a woman doesn't have to stay in a relationship that's not working just so she doesn't appear to have many exes. If it's not working, she move on. Likewise the guys.

You talked about women being 'ransacked' but never spare a thought for men who are also being ransacked. Why must your opinion be laced with male chauvinism, female belittling and condescending to the women folk. You can do better mate. We already know you're a chauvinist but easy with flaunting it on our faces.

Oga ur just trying to flaunt urself as a ladies man...the OP gave an advice to the ladies which is totally correct. He clearly advised the ladies not to go into any relationship or better still scrutinize the relationship they are going into very well so as not to find themselves jumping from one man to another. U also tried to claim that men are "ransacked " as much as women are which is true but u have forgotten that the stigma of kiss and tell lies with the women more than the guys. A woman would be mocked if she openly flaunts the number of men she has slept with but a man would be praises if he does same so I think his advice to the ladies is very much in order. Before u comment on a post to gain cheap accolade from the female folks, understand the post very well first so u don't look dumb at the end. #NoHardFeelingsBro