₦airaland Forum

balash:
Nigerians got no chill Atal, This lady has been very secretive but for the sake of media propaganda she has come out clearly that she's dating 'YCEE' which nobody expected, we all thought it might be Falz or AdekunleGOLD but it showed clearly that she's just friend with them, why do we Nigerians just believe you can't just be a very good friend that shares EVERYTHING with eachother except warming eachothers bed

No doubt about Falz And AdekunleGOLD Closeness with Simi because she's just a talent that's hard to come up with, one thing is it not all guys and ladies friendship ends in bed, some are just meant to be that you help and support eachother to the end

I have female friends that have known for years, there's two particular very beautiful ladies that are so damn close to me that my ex gfx always get this it's either them or me choose one

We seriously lack the main purpose of what 'FRIENDSHIP' truly meant

Not all boy and girl closeness leads to bed, some of us are just friends

If you don't believe two opposites sex can be just friends and no string attached take your negativity elsewhere.

Nigerians and assumptions are like that same same picture of Zuma joining arms together lol

ladyF:
Everyday for the thief.

Like if you think namecheckers deserve to be banned, share if they shouldn't...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

EKSUgal:
The truth is that such heinous acts, and crimes would continue to occur as long as we continue to protect the criminals who live around us. These criminals live with us, and instead of exposing them, people, out of fear choose to cover them. As long as people continue to be coward, rather than being brave enough to report criminals to the authority, crimes would continue in the land.

Rapists are not spirits. They are human beings. They live around us. Ditto for armed robbers, yahoo boys, fraudsters, ritualists, etc. they are not invincible. People know them, but would not expose them.

If we want them arrested, we all have a duty to play. That's the essence of community policing. The society sees something wrong, and reports to the authority. Imagine what happened last week. A criminal who once lived in my neighborhood was put up in crime section, and for telling the world I knew him, see how many criminals who were ready to eat me raw. Unfortunately for them, I'm on the good side of the law. I have the authority here. I'm trained and better equipped!

When you see something, say something! That's the rule. That's how Nigeria can get better.

wfkusbase:
This is barbaric, most time I begin to imagine..
just imagine what they did to a fellow human being all in the name of making quick money.
The Police should get to root of this matter....God forbid!


https://mobile.twitter.com/sam_ezeh/status/769204850462715904

ediama:
Today I have increase in knowledge. To be more fearful of people around me in moments of joy. I think people of the world who openly wish us well do actually love to see us suffer or below them.

Sometimes I feel God is protecting us by limiting our success at a particular time or place. If u prosper in a wrong environment ur life may be in danger.

Now I understsnd why God ask Abraham to move away from his people. Fear umu-uwa.

Rest in peace to the dead.

mizzbouqui:
Student indeed, we are all still learning tho
It's just that the Nigerian mentality of categorizing students is wack
I've been like that since my school days, I go home twice in a year
My work won't allow me take leaves anyhow
I will be in lag by December or before (maybe), where I work is very far from home, I schooled here too
You are making me miss my family
Please let's change topic

mizzbouqui:
I'm not in lag for now sir
I will be in lag by December, I go home twice in a year

mizzbouqui:
Yes amebo is my hobby

mizzbouqui:
I dunno why you don't always read and assimilate
You just jump into dvmp conclusions
Who is asking them to prioritise their relationships over their jobs
And if they don't, how are you going to see the man that will date you or how did you see the man you are with{if you are with any}

Hedonistically:
This is absolute rubbish. Nigerian soldiers and this their senseless notion of 'doing the rest of the populace a favour'. It is extremely vexatious and provocative.

"We laid in the bush while you laid on your beds". And so? Meaning what? Who forced you idiots to join the military? You voluntarily joined a particular profession knowing its hazards and ramifications, so why are you lamenting and making stupid noise about that? And who told you that the average able bodied young man you see on the road can not perform the same duties if armed/equipped and if need be? Who told you that I cannot protect and defend myself if I am allowed to carry arms with sufficient ammunition like? Does your ridiculous and misplaced sense of superiority (because you lie in the bush) justify your disgusting penchant for unnecessarily oppressing and intimidating unarmed civilians?

By the way, who told you that 'laying' in the bush is a more important function for society than, for instance, what doctors, teachers, engineers, farmers, policemen, and other practitioners of different professions or vocations do? ? ?

Nigeria's territorial integrity has NEVER been threatened since its amalgamation in 1914, meaning that we have never gone to war with another country. The Last semblance of a war was the so-called Biafra/Civil War, which was more of a quasi-genocide against an ethnic group that largely improvised with their own self-manufactured crude weapons.. And even at that, the "war" dragged on for 3 years in spite of the massively lop-sided advantage in funding and arms that the Nigerian military enjoyed. Since 1914, Nigeria's Armed Forces have never seen or participated in a real war, other than the occasional jamboree of raping young girls, drinking Kai Kai and sharing dollar allowances in Sierra Leone and Liberia that they call "Peace Keeping". Isn't that why they have been struggling with ragtag Boko Haram for how many years now? If these clueless creatures who call themselves Nigerian Army face a serious country's military in a conventional warfare, it would take only a few days to wipe the rusty cowards out.

The only thing they do very well is to intimidate unarmed civilians in random street corners. Lie down, do frog jump, bla bla. Is that what military strength and professionalism is all about? Because you managed to lose a few cowardly lives and kill a couple of ragtag Boko Haram riff-raff, you are composing a nonsensical, condescending and utterly annoying poem. May God punish the fool(s) who wrote this useless "poem".

Until you cowards learn the rudiments of professionalism, discipline, and civil-military relations best practice, you do not deserve to be accorded any respect.

Nonsense!

Landloard01:
bolt has gone wild after the medal abi?....

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busyflexz:
1. the average person produces enough saliva in their lifetime to fill 2 swimming pools

2. every 60 seconds your red blood cells do a complete circuit of your body

3. sometimes, if you have to pee.You can visible see your bladder is bigger

4. Most babies are born with blue eyes,esposure to UV light bring out their true color.

5. most westerners consume 50 tons of food and 50.000 of liquid in their lifetime.

6. It can take your fingers and toenails 1/2 a year to grow an entirely new nail(from base to tip)

7. The muscles that control eyes contract about 100.000 times a day (that’s the equevalent of giving your legs a walkout of fifteen miles)

8. Over the course of your lifetime.you’ll shed about 40Ibs of skin.

9. your brain uses about 20% of your oxygen and caloric intake.

10. In each kidney,they are 1million filters that can clean around 1.3 litres of blood every and push out close to 1.5 litres of urines everyday.

11. Ovaries contain over 500.000 eggs.But only about 400 get the opportunity to create life

12. Everyone has a completely unique smells (except for twins)

https://northern9ja./2015/08/09/12-incredibly-mind-boggling-facts-about-the-human-body/

EKSUgal:
And you don use style expose yourself. The long arm of the law will catch up with you, soon. Beware!

brunofarad:
Lol

faceland:
I don't think he would appreciate your snitching. If that guy is really a successful yahoo-yahoo, it means he is loaded. I don't know about Lagos but where I live it cost only 30k to hire political thugs to kill someone that is not famous (without security).

Ikemsgee:
I saw this online and folks
were debating on the
appropriateness of the
slippers. Some think it is
very disrespectful and
borders on blasphemy, while some others see it as no big
deal. What do you think? Looking
at it from aesthetic point of
view, it is pleasing to eyes
but…

greatme2good:
Have u seen any other image of Jesus Christ since your existence.That image above is what we have been seeing.Dearie If u can show me another I will gladly accept that but for now I will respect and adore this.

Ikemsgee:
I saw this online and folks
were debating on the
appropriateness of the
slippers. Some think it is
very disrespectful and
borders on blasphemy, while some others see it as no big
deal. What do you think? Looking
at it from aesthetic point of
view, it is pleasing to eyes
but…

greatness22:
Oga, do u know how much politicians take home as their salary? not to talk of the dubious business that can take care of 5 generations to come. That money is too small for those shameless old fools to drag.

greatness22:
Dalung and picknick, the thunder wen go kiss una b4 august end ehn!


Can u imagine? Just like a 43years old fool dragging caprisonne with a 2years old boy.

ireneony:
Happy birthday man.
this man funny ehh with his rabbit teeth

LastMumu:
Awards like this about cartoons and animations are meant only for the ajepakos. A hungry ajepaki kid has no time for cartoon mehhn, the only cartoon he/she probably enjoys seeing is Tom and Jerry.



Lastmumu

AutoJoshNG:
The car market in Cotonou is arguably the largest automobile market in West Africa as it thrives on Nigeria’s mega population. Many Nigerians have resolved to buying their cars from this market due to several challenges inherent in getting a good bargain within our fatherland. I recommend that you consider the following advantages and disadvantages before buying your first or next car through the Cotonou route:

ADVANTAGES

1) Level of honesty: This market welcomes you with a lovely aura and a serene environment which gives you the opportunity to explore without being exploited by those guys who always claim “nah my brother get the car”. The Cotonou dealers would calmly communicate the prices of their vehicles to you and they will not hassle or compel you to buy from their lot. Obviously, they are not over desperate to sell and this significantly reduces the extent to which they cheat their clients. However, this does not mean you should be gullible and fall for what they want you to believe as they also roll back mileages and refurbish several accidented cars, but they will hardly sell a registered car to you as tokunbo like our brothers at Berger would.

2) Cleaner cars: The car dealers in Cotonou can afford to buy more cars that are not accidented because they do not bare any import duty cost as the import duty is paid to the Government by the buyer after the car is sold by the dealer. Hence, they have a reasonable amount of cars that are not accidented and the accidented ones are usually repaired by professional panel beaters and painters.

3) Relatively low import duty for high-end cars: Several luxury and recent cars that are considered to be high-end are usually brought into Nigeria through the Seme land border due to reduced duty. A major reason for the reduced duty is the fact that Benin Republic’s Government charges a fixed import duty (500,000 CFA = 320,000 Naira) on all cars irrespective of its year or trim. Furthermore, the import duty at Seme border is less than Apapa and Tincan port as charges that accrue to shipping companies are waived, basic import duties are usually lower and smuggling is easier. I remember counting over 100 Landcruiser and Prado jeeps that came into Nigeria the only night I slept at Ilaro town about 2 years ago.

4) Varieties: If you want to get tired of seeing cars, Cotonou car market is the place to be. You will be overwhelmed by the unlimited number of cars spread over the vast expanse of land. Do not make the mistake of doing your search by foot as those that move around the market on motorbikes still complain of being exhausted.

5) Market localization: This eliminates the stress of driving across a whole state or an entire city in search of a car as most of the cars are located within close proximity to one another.

DISADVANTAGES

1) Difficulty to run a VIN check: This will not be an issue if you have internet data on your phone. However, it is a major issue for so many people who make payment for cars without having information about its flooded history or rolled back mileage. I inspected some cars in Cotonou 3 weeks ago and only realized that the one we liked the most had its mileage reduced from 258,000 miles to 125,000 miles. Thank God we went back to Seme border to get network to run the VIN checks.

2) Relatively high import duty for cheaper cars: There is a myth that all cars from Cotonou are cheaper than cars which are cleared via Lagos ports. This is actually false especially in the case of cars that are relatively old. e.g a 2003 Toyota Camry is usually cheaper if imported through Apapa sea ports as against routing it through Cotonou because you would pay double duty to two separate Governments in the latter.

3) Nigeria Customs’ palava: Customs’ issue is the king of all the challenges you can face when bringing your car into Nigeria from Cotonou. The issues ranges from vehicle seizure to exploitation. I do not hope for my enemy to experience this as those Custom guys are not smiling no matter who you are or who you know. They even seize vehicles that belong to their fellow custom officials as well as that of top military officials. The simplest way to save your car from being seized is by using a reliable and trustworthy agent and ensuring your car is taken into the Nigerian Customs’ compound at the border for proper duty assessment and payment.

4) Restricted movement: Most Nigerians who successfully bring in cars with compromised import duty from Cotonou usually count their gains at the time of purchase. However, this excitement fades away quickly as they begin to watch over their shoulders especially when travelling interstate. Some even travel without their cars due to fear of custom officials.

5) Possible damage when vehicle is in transit: A typical example of penny wise is when you save some bucks by bringing your car in from Cotonou but the cost of damage sustained to your car is commensurate to or higher than the anticipated savings. Some car crossing agents who smuggle cars without the owner’s consent still had a shootout with custom officials a few weeks back.

My verdict is for you to only bring in your car from Cotonou if you have a trusted hand who will not smuggle/fly your car and ensure full import duty is paid after proper assessment at the custom’s office.

What is your verdict on this pertinent issue?

http://autojosh.com/5-advantages-and-disadvantages-of-buying-your-car-from-cotonou/

spywareczar:
Yes Sir, roger that,, but why re most of D̶̲̥̅̊ graphics section topics not makin it 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ frontpage?