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Smellingmouth:
"....She ended up giving all of the guys a serious Gonorrhea..."...

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"..And she stole 2 laptops, 1 IPHONE with 1,000 GHC.."

Keep kwayet.. where the guys dey wen she dey steal all these things? Abi she rub sleeping medicine for her punna?

I SMELL LIES..

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Sister "Givenchy", I troway salute for you oo..You just dash dem Gonorrhea for free..

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ladyF:
Lol and this is based on what stats?

Make.i comot with my Di'ja boobs.

teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

Torduetee:
Op i suggest u use hydrogenperoxide......
I knw it was not dsign for face cleanin,but it does the magic n its cheap( 70 box or 100 box)at any pharmacy.........
Syd effect.... Changes ur hair to brown or gold color,so bcareful not to let it touch ur hair......
Hydrogenperoxide is an anticeptic agent,which kills off bacterias in an affected area of d skin, n d cus of acne is as a result of bacteria killin d blood cell around ur face......
Lol too much grammar, hope u code,rememba to use cotton woo

Samanza89:
I suggest you visit a dermatologist.... Because what that worked for someone else might not work on you. Dermatologist will have to test your skin before recommending any product or probably treatment..

jojosweet:
And Kim kardishian would be forming fine girl..see fine geh here

searchng4love:
Hmm cruzita brunch?

BTW what's so special about the abnormal sized bwess? Is that all she brings to the relationship? If yes....not enough... It won't buy my Caribbean holiday condor... Either you bring brains, power or wealth to the table or no deal!
Oversized bwess can be bought.

MOHE:
I received a mail. I don't know if you also received it and what does it mean?
RIO2016 OLYMPICS PROMOTION
We are happy to inform you the result of the just concluded Rio2016 Olympics final draws held on the 1st of June, 2016,your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won
$500,000 ,00.each .
However the results were released on the 16th of June, 2016 and your email was attached to ticket number (RIOPPR2116) and ballot number (BN:225182006/20)
The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for
representation and privacy.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses
drawn from all the continents of the world.
This Lottery is approved by the Olympics Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).
This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
In other to claim your $500,000.00 winning prize , which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form
below and send it to the Promotion manager of the Olympics Organizers for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of
$500,000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.
NAME:.....................................
AGE:........................................
SEX:........................................
ADDRESS:...............................
EMAIL:....................................
PHONE:...................................
OCCUPATION:.........................
COMPANY:..............................
COUNTRY:...............................

SolexxBarry:
RIP bae,u mean that fresh body is gonna b eaten by worms

dre11:
‘I HAD SEX WITH HER ONLY 4 TIMES, I DON’T THINK I’M THE OWNER OF HER PREGNANCY’

.......Says dad who had sex romps with daughter





http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-sex-4-times-i-dont-think-im-owner-pregnancy/

ObiOmaMu:
Saadatu Lamido, the youngest wife of the Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido today Monday, August 15th, tuned 19. Happy birthday to her.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/08/emir-sanusi-19-year-old-wife-saadatu-lamido.html

Smellingmouth:
".....She is a Stunner..." ? ? ?

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I am searching for the person called "STUNNER"

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GEJmustGO:
buhari why?

MrHighSea:
.LOL. U better be proud of ur ability to sense 'foul'. Everyone shd possess such ability. Streets badt wella in this "change" era.

sixtus3606:
BASIC LINES


The Way Forward
The only way forward I see is for you to start something on your own. Do not despise small beginning. If you are going to start a business though, I will advise you focus on evergreen product or services. Those that are always in demand such as Agriculture, Health, Real Estate, ICT, Environmental services, Retail, Travel, Real Estate and maybe some few more. If you embark on this journey to discover your true potential, I pray for your SUCCESS but if you go down the popular path of seeking for job, I wish you lUcK.

realunclej:
In all my life, when it comes to source of income, the only thing I have not done is work for anyone in a 9 to 5 job. I made that decision long before I went for higher institution. I could remember my dad telling us that he is sending us to school to acquire academic knowledge but that if we want to succeed financially in life, we should be thinking of starting our own business. Those were my guiding words all my year in school. So, while in school, I made sure I had a profitable business. In fact, it was the proceeding I used to see myself through and even start a better business after graduation. Today, I have a couple of businesses and I still have bigger dreams. I can't thank my dad enough. Maybe today, I would have been roaming the street looking for job.

If you are a graduate and you are looking for job/employment, honestly, there are at least 10 reasons why YOU will not get a job. So, I will advise you should start building your capacity to start your own business. Below are 10 reasons why you will not get a job.

1. You Lack The Required Skill. Employers continue to complain about a dearth of skills among graduates. Employers are obviously tired of seeing same set of individuals with same set of qualifications springing up for interviews daily whereas they are in need of someone that will stand out. So ask yourself, what employable skill do I have?

2. You Lack Personal Capability To Deliver: I think many graduates believe in their certificate and not in their individual capability which would make or mar their pursuits of employment. Many lack self-development and I belief you belong to that category. What have you done since you graduate to develop your personal capability?

3. You Are A Product of a Bad Educational System: Poor funding and management of our Educational system in addition to strike has made our institution products a laughing stock. In fact, the curriculum of some studies in the institutions are not in demand. Failure of school curriculum to place emphasis on practical concepts of entreprenuership and too much emphasis on theoretical education than entreprenuership exposure is a major problem.

4. You Can't Meet Employers’ Unrealistic Demands: Employers stating job experiences as much as 3 years for fresh graduates. Age restriction, height, gender, language and many more, under these tense conditions, hardly will you see a graduate that will scale through and qualify for job application requirement except those who want to cross-carpet..

5. Lack of Digital Skills: In this digital age, if you lack the digital skills and creativity to thrive in relation to your profession, you will surely be chasing a ghost if you are looking for a well paying job.

6. You Are One of the Educated Illiterates: Every employer wants beyond just a certificate. Every employer is out to employ someone with reasoning and intellectual might, not someone who cannot play with a full deck. Someone who knows how to and wants to learn more than what they studied in school and on the job. Someone who can readily bring ideas to the table on how the company can forge forward. Not someone with low reasoning capability who won’t even be able to answer extremely trivial questions. But guess what, that is what many of our graduates are.

7. You Want The Pay But Not The Work: Many Nigerian graduates think of getting employed today and get a car or probably buy a mansion in the next month, based on their salary. You and I know that such only happen in dreams. Success is built over time and with hard work, perseverance, dedication and being focused over the years. Are you willing to make the sacrifice?

8. Too Much Ego With Empty Pocket: I have had the privilege to present some business opportunities to some graduates and all they can say is they can only do administrative work where they sit in an office to be answering yes sir or yes ma. It took someone who is not a graduate to embrace the same opportunity. Today these uneducated persons are 50 times better than the graduate in terms of personal capability, income, value and the caliber of people in their connection.

9. Companies Are Downsizing: I remember visiting a couple of industrial estates in Lagos recently. You will see busy security men at the gate, but when you approach them that you want to go in, they will tell you the company has folded or the workers are on strike. The story is the same across the state and I belief same thing is happening in other part of the country.

10. There Is No Job Out There: Investors are not bringing in money which means no new job opportunity is being created. There is economy recession in the country. Even the companies that are retrenching, what do you think will happen when they become financially buoyant again. I can bet they will simply recall their sacked workers. The reason is simple, it cost more to hire a new staff than to recall an old staff. So, where will you be then?

The Way Forward
The only way forward I see is for you to start something on your own. Do not despise small beginning. If you are going to start a business though, I will advise you focus on evergreen product or services. Those that are always in demand such as Agriculture, Health, Real Estate, ICT, Environmental services, Retail, Travel, Real Estate and maybe some few more. If you embark on this journey to discover your true potential, I pray for your SUCCESS but if you go down the popular path of seeking for job, I wish you lUcK.

MrHighSea:
FBI n NSA need your services.

Tkayhandsome:
Scammers don't even use 'their real details. Them dey fear na

DanjaNinja:
Linkedin nko?

Tkayhandsome:
Scammers don't even use 'their real details. Them dey fear na

Tiny23:
God help us for this naija o


Thanks for the info

Tkayhandsome:
If you handle much cash and you are on Facebook, please never include where you work on your profile.

My neighbour was kidnapped in Port Harcourt by unknown gun men. She was taken to an undisclosed location near Eleme and they demanded 100 million naira before she is released.

My neighbour is the Head of accounts/Treasurer in a particularly big Church here in port Harcourt.
When the kidnappers demanded 100 million naira, the pastor spoke with them and they reduced it to 9 million. As fate may have it, the pastor informed the police who cooked up a plan and asked the Church to drop the money as directed.

The Church and police worked hand in hand and the money was taken to their preferred location before the police arrested 2 of the gang leaders.

Upon investigation, one of them said he knew the girl from Facebook and saw her work details before she was traced and kidnapped.
She has been found and the police is searching for other gang members.

Please mind what you post on social media. Don't post money,talk about money or your location in public. My neighbour was not
killed; but she was seriously beaten.

babseg:
Noted, king James

Blackberrybabes:
Joke apart!!! I think it is time to lend a hand of help to this lady. I am not sure she has much bras in her closet. I don't even think she has got any. Ever since she came into lime light, I have never for once spotted her wearing bra.


We all understand that some ladies do not wear bra for some cogent reasons, of which I believe one of the reasons is for them to have a firm breast. But this girl breast is going towards the Creek in the South now, so what's her reason for not always bra.

The only conclusion I will make is that she does not either know how to buy bra or she doesn't have any. So for the sake of humanity, let's come together to buy bras for Lucy.

At least if her Boss can't do that, we Nigerians, despite the hardship in the country will do that for her.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/08/lucy-of-psquare-needs-your-help-lets.html

babseg:
Thou art been forgiven