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Chiscomax:
i remember him as a man who ate an apple given to him by an indian prostitute and died. #Careless Aristotle!.


But sha, apple don dey do great things since time immemorial;
1)Apple made Adam realize he was adamatical. who gave him the apple? (A lady,Eve)
2)Isaac Newton postulated the law of motion after apple fell on his head. who plantes the apple tree? i guess a lady also
3)the mighty man of terror fell in the year 1998, Sani Abacha. What killed him? Apple from an indian B!TCH.



shout out to all Barcelona fans in the house!

Na how barcelona come take concern this matter now?! :/

Chosen1984:
Mama peace rest well mama... We love you

But she neva die na! :/

omanifrank:
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Someone sent this question to my mail, so i decided to share with the Christian People on .

Read Question Below:-

when Adam and Eve born Cain and Abel, as at that time there were only 4 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel).

Bible said, Cain killed Abel and was cursed by God. now it was left with only 3 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain)

Now according to d bible, Cain traveled to a town called Nod and married and gave children with her.

Now my question is, which other human did Cain marry?



Cc. ishilove Lalasticlala

Make Una answer this question Oh.

choi! the person who mailed u such question must be an atheist or muslim.

chai!..but the question gat me thinking otherwise. serious matter that demands rapt attention.

i hope for answer before 12p.m. however, i'll summon my bible scholars. bless

otr1:
Rather, we are in the phase of end time that will usher in the second coming. Jesus has not yet come the second time, but the events now are heralding his eminent return to be at hand.
We are at the final stage of the end time. The appearance of the Son of Man shall be in a cloud with power and glory (Luke 21:27) not in secret.

That's the point! I hope nairalanders are following this post?! Weldone bro!

herald9:
done!

Stop tagging people as sinners... Its not funny... Let people start taking responsibilities for their wrongdoings... This title gives them them the impetus to do more cause they'll think after all they were born to inherit it...

Lol...I reason with you! Weldone.

hadura29:
Please tell them ooo, all the bigots should read this... It's becoming too musssh..

Lalasticlala
Seun


All the whole mods...

You know these people ooo..... Hmmm baba is watching..


God bless Nigeria

"All the whole"??

Damn!...you must be an egun entity! #IdentifyYourself! Aanu mpama di ka gi!!

otr1:
The dead will be judged after the Second coming of Jesus, but in the meantime, the dead remain dead.

This is where you made a mistake!
Bro...we are currently in the second coming!

The first coming was when he came to die for our sins!

Freemanan:
The Bible is not applicable to me... I am not a Christian

Your head need to be washed!!!

Cutehector:
Looool number ten tho


I dey pray make I no fall under d annountin oo.. Make e no be say demon possess me..

I dey tell you my brother

otr1:
The Bible made us understand that the death are resting in the grave. But all shall come forth at the second coming of Jesus (Read John 5:29, Revelation 20:4-6). The dead will be judged and after judgement will be thrown in to the lake of to burn and die the second and final death (Rev 20:12-13, 15).

Thank you. Now, after death...is judgement. Nothing like mass "judgment day" where the heavenly host will be rolling out names of righteous person(s) who are certified to be in paradise or heaven(as many believe)??

Freemanan:
Reincarnation

Proof!...I need proof with biblical reference!

Freemanan:
Reincarnation

Proof!...I need proof

The IGWE must hear this!!!

ImperfectMe:
i never believe in this endtime hoax....We're keeping score in terms of Believers
vs. Non-Believers, when the battle is between
Terrible People vs. Good People. If you're willing to fight for a good cause by expending
money or time in a world where we're constantly
strapped in....by making the world a better place in all our endavours....you can worship Amadioha for all I care

Ezi okwu

ifeness:
What about the Sepp Blatter's resignation,British referendum, Jonathan's defeat and corruption probe? The Bible missed those ones?

Egungun be careful...na express you dey go so ooO!!

Mellin:
Rubbish

I heard that when I was just 5 years
We are in a world that will never end. Stop all these stupid posts pls.
We all are God... Read how I realised am a god and how I took control of my life. Today am the happiest man on earth cos I have learnt how to use my divine power

www.nairaland.com/2338294/must-read-why-how-became

Ori eleyi ti daru!! :/

drizzytee:
booof!!! like in cartoons right?

newsflash:we are not a bunch of 11 year olds.

There is no end time, when you die thats your end time-thats how i feel. None of the points you highlighted above is new, those things have all been going on since the days of the dinosaurs.

Gbam! You wan use style answer my first question.

Dope comment! (y)

otr1:
Through their teachings, you shall know them.
What does the Bible says? What are they teaching their congregation? Most of them only talk about properity and miracles and never real repentant and sin.
Most Churches have missed it, even when teaching about the coming of Christ, they teach what's not in the scripture.
The teaching of eternal hell fire, rapture, trinity, the changing of the Seventh day Sabbath to sunday etc, are all false teachings.

So what happens to man after death?! :-/

royaldonny:
all because you want flavour to be happy, well, please bring the dog to calaba

Haba! Ya wicked!!! :O

You want more of yur people to die of dog-meat abi :/

FriedPlantain:
I was just gonna type that as well. It could be that darn autocorrect

FRIED PLANTAIN!!!!

MrAkias:
HER VIRGINITY You met and dated a girl when you were in the University, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have sex until your wedding night. The two of u became graduates but were jobless for 4yrs. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one Big Company where you were paid close to N900,000 per month. Things were now going well with you n you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after a few sec, tears began rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was and what you heard was... "I AM SORRY LOVE, M NO LONGER A VIRGIN, I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO YOUR BOSS BEFORE HE ACCEPTED TO EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY. THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED OR YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO REMAIN JOBLESS" Hmmm.! Assuming you were the guy, would you still go ahead with the wedding.? And as a lady, can u do such for your love.? LETS HEAR UR OPINION..........

I'd stop assuming! :/

Nikyluv:
The truth remains dat as he wished GEJ unsuccessful tenor so shall his be..

No peace for the wicked....


the truth coming out one by one

and you'll also be a benefactor of his unsuccessful tenure with bomb rocking all path u tend to thread! Bigot!!

vimi:
http://www.informationng.com/2015/06/charly-boy-rocks-ancient-warrior-costume-in-new-photos.html

This man is undoubtedly suffering from acute mental sub-nornamility!
First, he was a gentleman! Thereafter, he became the bike-lord. Then, a Ninja! Then, a satanist! Now, he wan dey form GOD OF WAR!!! This kaain insanity no get part 2
For every administration in the federal level of Nigeria, he has a new weird character to protray!

MAD MAN!!

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

Hmmm...I feel your pain man! This your situation needs non-scientific application.
Just follow this: get 1 bottle of PASA-BITTERS, drink 30mins to match time. Swallow all! I swear, na your wife go run!!! But please, I'd adbise you use only on weekends, so that the next morning, you will be at home to get enough rest! Why is because, you will be pro-active without getting tired. But once ur wife stops and retires from the session, it will take about 20-30mins before ur joystick will become relaxed! After that, you become weak. Please eat enough good food, drink lots of water and fruits.

Finally, you can try this mixture: PAKURUMO(herbal gin) + La Casera mixed together. Use same way as the above! Goodluck

Remember to thank oooO!!!

Yungwizzzy:
Better wake up to your responsibility before some sharp niqqas help you.

You try tramadol tho...but your wife will love you for life!!!!


*update*

I sense you are suffering from acute mental sub-normality! #SayNoToDrugs

[quote author=makzeze post=34250193][/quote]How does this affect the price of garri? :/

Adet5:
Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State Post-UTME (PUTME) Screening exercise for 2015/2016 academic session shall be conducted on Monday, 11th August to Monday 18th August, 2015.

A.ELIGIBILITY
The following candidates are eligible to apply;
1. Candidates that picked the university with a minimum score of 180 in the 2015/2016 UTME Results

2. Candidates with “A” Level Certificate or First Degree who had applied for Direct Entry Admission through JAMB into the university

3. Candidates who possess Diploma certificate of the university and who had applied for Direct Entry admission through JAMB into the university

4. Candidates with Diploma from other approved institutions with minimum of Upper Credit who had applied through JAMB for Direct Entry admission into the university

5. Candidates who did not pick the university but with a minimum score of 180 in the 2015/2016 UTME results The post UTME exercises will be conducted through Computer Based test (CBT). You can get relevant Post-UTME past Questions and answers

Hello, please is the form now on sale?! :/

KingEbukasBlog:
He performed tonight at President Buhari's Inauguration dinner at the ASO ROCK VILLA.

http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/05/korede-bello-pictured-with-buharis.html

God has really blessed this guy(Korede Bello).
Undoubtedly, it's his time to shine!!!

Shine on bro! #GodWin

baseg25:
source : http://streetgist.com/patience-jonathan-fails-to-show-up-at-the-inaugurationceremony/

Una think say President Buhari get time for woman matter :-/

GEJ...a democratic gentleman! #GodBlessTheFederalRepulic

Nothing wey man pikin no go see, since this petrol kasala burst for our obodo naija!