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juniormusa:
God bless you 2baba..
One of the best musician in 9ja..he doesn't show off unlike them wizkid, Davido and the rest..

Next time, don't compare a LEGEND to a puppet!

Rilwayne001:
2 weeks after the death of my cousin, I saw him in my dream. He was crying profusely in the middle of the road. I tried to call his name but my voice was not coming up, I tried as much as possible to shout but I couldn't. I became frustrated and decided to cross the road to go and meet him, all of a sudden there was traffic jam and I couldn't pass. He stood up (still crying) immediately and started going into a building that looks like a cemetry, I was still trying to yell his name but I couldn't, then I started crying too.

I woke up immediately. Even though I slept without closing my door that night, but at that moment when I woke up, there was this breeze that carried my cotton up. I was so scared that I felt something running through my head. I immediately took my Quran and started reciting all I know.

Seriously, I've never been so scared like that night. I used to have scary dreams like that but that was the most scary of them all.

The traffic which barricaded you, means it's not your time to die! Cus had it been the traffic didn't occur and you crossed to meet up with your dead relative...my brother/sister, you would have been late(dead) by now! #PrayAlways

That animal is capable of money ritual!!! :/

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Ill wax that a$$ fo sho Ill fvck the living shiit out of her She'll be asking for a time out believe me.

Thunder see food! :O

Trailblazer1:
Just imagine

These Igbos and kidnapping

STFU!!!
Anu mpama di ka gii!!! :/

scentmarlc:
Gudday )'all.

Just got this info from a group chat on whatsapp.

I know how frustrating this text could be, especially if you are like me, always expecting a credit bank alert.

Now maybe the end has come for the unsolicited text messages.

Now i know you are anxious ....

Now you are getting frustrated...

Now you must be mad at me...

Ok here it is......

Uhmmmm......


Just send STOP To 33111.

Thank me later.
Godbless

Hello OP. Please I'd love to know what the whatsapp group is all about and perhaps join? I'm a web and app developer

nikkiehan:
we'v discussed so much on relationships stuff, nw let's see how fast our brain works.jst wish to share dis here

SIMPLE= 31

okooloyun1:
It has happened to me before just use your pen to press the reset button it will work fine again.

My man...na you response dope pass! You understand better! Unlike this scally-wags blaming the devil and linking the divice error to diabolical propaganda!

GEJ trekkers don carry their brain go otuoke!

Taylor86:
pastor Awilo logumba
blue-film pastor
www.Bleep.com director
likes of rev. king
thunder na u know wetin u dey wait for

see food

Make e(thunder) strike am shey?!

greatgod2012:
what of if he asked for tips to run his business well

Lol...man-slaughter!!!

Lagusta:
Its SPACE IMPACT not space wars....
I've played that game on Nokia 3310, 1100 and 2100....
One of the best games Nokia produced at the time....

I tells you! That game was actually the dopest game on mobile as per that time.
I confess...I still dey gbadun the game ooO TETRISn PING PONG and the rest!! :-d

Yomieluv:
Tonto's lip looks like one Stung by a bee.

Aswear...her lips look like a tangerine segment! Eeeew :-p

Dranatomy:
........DON'T JUST PANIC!........
(You and your funny anatomy)

EPISODE 1

Writing this in reply to your numerous whatsapp, 2go, facebook messages ,sms and emails. It's very good to understand your body structures (anatomy), so that your anatomy can understand you.

There are some questions you will not be able to ask your doctor, no matter how close you both are. Am talking about glorified shyness /meanness. Now check these out....

FOR GUYS:
1. Don't panic when your left ball (testicle) is shorter than your right ball. The right ball must naturally be longer than the left. Touch it now to confirm.

FOR LADIES:

1. Don't panic when your left breast (bust) is much bigger than your right breast. It's normal. You can touch them now to confirm.

FOR GUYS:

2. If you notice one ball instead of two, it means all is not well. It means one ball is still inside your abdomen (tomi). You will have difficulty impregnating a woman not untill something is done about it.

FOR LADIES:

2. Occasional painful breast lumps are normal. Not all lumps are cancerous. We call those swellings, lymphatic enlargements. Its the body's natural way of sending out unwanted biotics.

FOR GUYS:
3. Early morning Errection is normal. If you don't use to have it, don't panic. You are still okay medically.

FOR LADIES :
3. Wet dreams are normal especially for the minorities (lesser aged ladies). If you don't experience it, don't panic. But mind you, if you are always waking up with a wet vagina, with feelings of having made love , it's an indication that all isn't well spiritually.

FOR GUYS:
4. Wet dreams are normal.

FOR LADIES :
5. Always experiencing painful sex doesn't mean all is not well with you. You just need a sexologist for few minutes candid advice, that's all. You can be trained on how to convert pains to pleasure (masochism) . For the mere fact that your fellow friends are having enjoyable sex doesn't mean that all is well.

FOR GUYS:
5. Normal length of penis is about 4.5-7inches in African settings. Anything less than or more at full mature age means all is not well. Measure your own now. Use a ruler.

FOR LADIES:

6. Your vagina is about 3-4inches when not aroused and about 5-7inches when aroused. Anything less or more than this means all isn't well. Measure your own now.

FOR GUYS:
6. Having big sized nipples doesn't mean you have a problem. It also doesn't connate you as a virgin. It's normal, depending on your family gene.

FOR LADIES :
7. All ladies must not have a big bust. However you have it, it's ur nature. However, not all of you will have medium or small sized busts. Experiencing unexplained dimples on your bust means cancer is approaching........More of these on EPISODE 2

God bless you.!

We can still whatsapp one on one via zero ,eight, zero, six, six, seven, seven, three, seven.

You can also check out my Facebook page for more eye opening secrets by searching for WIMGO HEALTH WORLDWIDE...

#Balls_Check

Idrismusty97:
What's the difference anyway? One is armed the other isn't, in fact i advise more armed robbers to turn to pastors. Pastorprenuership is a very lucrative business, there is an enmass poll of gullible people to tap from.

You've just aired my thought!

Cc lalasticlala

ovide birdman silverhawk ghost busters oliver twist things fall apart tales by moonlight rental ghost sledge hammer voltron sesame street incredible hawk no one but you










dem yakpa sha!!! aswear na me enjoy childhood pass...*mummy and daddy* under staircase well...i be papa now lol

akins56:
your own foolishness na 'follow come' infact, you have a more copyright to cluelessness than Your protector(GEJ). Wetin concern this topic with yerima?! She's above 30, not a toddler!

but wait ooO...i learnt she's 25!!

Chuukwudi:
So, e don tey weh I'm don start to dey hungry women make them dey piss like us. Hahahahahaha
Dey don jonse. Imagine, If I Commot my Bullala do my own thing, woman go follow me dey stand dey do im own. If I flap my on vigorously to flap out the few drops wey go dey hang, she go follow me dey flap plastic (Abi na rubber) Abi?

Guys, make una no fear. The ddifference is always clear. Our own fit observe the national anthem, their's can't. Moreover, there are two sizable balls proudly dangling and jingling behind ours.

For all of una weh be women. Please, piss una thing the normal way. No be if una wear skirt now I'm go dey like say na man wear the skirt. Infact, the kain thing fit even detach itself from una body hang for your pant. For people weh no dey wear pant, the thing fit just fall through your under as you wan go do interview.

A word is enough for the wise.

ayaf died!!! you killed it man!!! :O

FlirtyKaren:
Ladies can now comfortably do a pee standing up. Isn't that wonderful? *winks*


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/see-new-toy-that-lets-women-pee-like-man.html

sign of endtime! :/

sosanova:
see Punchlines.

O'Boi!!

Ruq:
The other guy had to hide his face to avoid labelling.

Dead throne for a dead rapper.

i think say na only me see am

This is the more reason too much of garri is not good for the brain....it emanciate the thinking faculty :-P

Summer1:
Dunno if you were trying to correct me or u were trying to intimidate me..it's your problem though cuz i can never be intimidated

i never expected you to quote this comment. You should have just sticked to correction and leave, instead of you returning to practicalise tongue-wagging. The dude/babe was obviously dishing out corrections to you. i didn't even notice it, not until he/she pointed out your error.

Take heart dear
Nigerians with their egoccentric bigotry :/

vizkiz:
I think you need to work better on your contsruction. Too many comas(,) and you should know when to use fullstop(.)

as in eeh!!!?

BrainnewsNg:
Credit: http://brainnewsng.com/11-intelligence-killing-foods-you-need-to-avoid/

na im be say we no go chop food again...

holicalpha:
First of all.

That dude should be trashed for been depressed for over 6months because a lady wouldn't marry him

Second

Don't know why marriage is so hyped in some parts of the world (don't wanna say Nigeria)

Get a Job,roll with family and friends, if you must have a kid adopt one and live life to it fullest, nothing in this world is guaranteed, your wife today may bring about the downfall of your tomorrow.


As for me, I've never even dreamt of me marrying... If it comes No Wahala.





- Valar Morghulis.

Aswear..na ur comment dop pass(y)

fimbar25:
That awkward moment wen the men of Nigerian Police
stops u for stop nd search nd collects ur phone and at that
moment a text message came reading ''bros abeg buy 1
Ak47 and 4 bullets make we take dy well before we comot
tonight''
How do you explain to the police that ur friend meant a
voldka (Ak-47) and 4 energy drink (Bullet)?
To make matter worse, ur friend's name is Robert and u
saved it with ROB1 on ur phone.

Mheeen...na serious GOBE be dat ooO!

dunkem21:
He embarked on an impossible task ..he really believed that somebody trekked from Lagos to Abuja ..

See me laffin' likka a ZULU hoodlum *kiikikikkiiikikiii*

virus05:
bros abeg..dis tin na scrap...i no fit see anytin

you really need to minimize your ORIJIN consumption...

cowgirl9090:
I can't yet read it.. and if the instruction is true and 90% of naira landers here are reading it effortlessly then many Nigerians are getting blind and the Government needs to do something about this

oya notify #BabaOneChance

Eggcelent:
I couldn't even after following the instruction. Neither could my wife.

oga make i no lie you...

you really need to visit an optician.

P.S ensure u go with the posted picture...present it to the optician.