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Xtracoool:
Mr Murray Bruce sounding out of sync as usual. First, Electric car in an electric-less Nigeria. And now 500k for every corps member upon passing out, in a cash strapped Nigeria. Mr Bruce you better deactivate that you twitter account before you hurt yourself

Infact, I am beginning to develop negative thoughts about this man! He is actually threading the path of our "sugar-coated" so called leaders!

MizMyColi:


We shouldn't despise days of little beginnings @MurrayBruce.

Let us start with the proposed N5,000 first.

It is well.

I dey tell you! Even the proposed 5k, I see it all as avenue for them to loot national treasury! Remember the SURE-P scam?

MizMyColi:


We shouldn't despise days of little beginnings @MurrayBruce.

Let us start with the proposed N5,000 first.

It is well.

I dey tell you! Even the proposed 5k, I see it all as avenue for them to loot national treasury! Remember the SURE-P fund?

keyzid:
This is actually a welcomed development. I must say. I love this . At least, if ah finish now, I go use that money travel comot nija .....

And after being duped in the course of your visa application, you result to taking up your kpali(certificate) and start roaming the street of Allen!
#MyopicMindset

vislabraye:
Good idea. Buhari can do it. Sai Baba, sai Buhari, we are waiting.

Ole, onye oshi...barawo!!
My candid advice to you is for you to better go enroll for a vocational training. Because #NoJob and it's all a #500kScam

Airforce1:
Walks out of thread

That's not the end bro! At the end of every tunnel, there's light. Think outside the box...accept critics! Develop that your God-give talent...explore and explode!
#HappySunday

Airforce1:
Walks out of thread

That's not the end bro! At the end of every tunnel, there's light. Think outside the box...accept critics! Develop that your God-give talent...explore and explode!
#HappySunday

CountDracula:
Igbos...

You are suffering from acute-mental-subnornamility.
Must you exhibit your bleaking twartic tribalistic mentality.

Moreover..are you blind?! Can't you read?
Didn't you see the event happent in akwa-ibom. Besides, does the name edet, effiong sound igbo?


Get a life dumb-ass nigga!!!

luvola:
Currently in an audit firm (A permanent job ) earning X amount of salary and it on the mainland. New opportunity materialized for accounting officer role ( To initiate payment processes to the end ) in VI and the pay is 53% morethan the former but it a six months contract job base on performance . I.e You may be retain base perform by finance account head and if you do not perform ,contract end.


Should he continue with the present job or take the new one.. N.B He is a bsc accounting graduate

This is the right time to challenge your self! The time to unleash those potentials you have accumulated over the years. The time exhibit your professional skills and the time to convince the world that you've got what it akes to make an evolution! GoodLuck!


Finally...put God first! Na #GodWin

All these na formalities! Majority of'em don turn billionaire through this #BBOG campaign! Shiiiooooorrr!

#BringBackOurGirls Now!!!

zleemshaddy:
Nosa

Your signature sha!!

Halleluyah!!!! I am so happy! Finally the monster has no hiding place!!!

ademoladeji:
A former governor of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim, has been arrested by the Economic and FINANCIAL Crimes COMMISSION, EFCC.

Mr. Ohakim, governor between 2007 and 2011, was arrested Thursday at about 10.05 am at his residence in the Asokoro district of Abuja.

A source at the commission said an invitation was sent to the former governor but that he failed to turn up Wednesday as advised.

EFCC operatives, who had been on his trail for days, our source said, stormed his residence Thursday and drove him in an unmarked car to the commission’s headquarters in the Maitama district of the nation’s CAPITAL.

He is currently being detained, with his interrogation expected to begin later in the day.

The source said the former governor has questions to answer concerning a number of PROPERTY allegedly traced to him.

Also, a former governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido, has willingly surrendered himself for questioning almost the same time Mr. Ohakim was brought into the EFCC’s headquarters in Abuja.

He is currentl‎y been quizzed by the commission’s operatives over alleged bribery and MONEY laundering offences.

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/185273-efcc-arrests-former-imo-governor-ikedi-ohakim.html?

imsuboi:
Please help a brother!

This is a case of broad day light robbery


As is a well known fact, Imo State University doesn't have official school hostels; So everyone stays off campus.

I stay in a lodge around aladimma axis (Imsu's backgate)

Since I moved into this place, there has been a fee that's being paid annually. A fee of 1000 (per head). The fee is being collected by one Aladimma student's alliance

Now, let's do a little math.

See, the funny thing is that aladimma is made up of more than 50 hostels with occupants within the range of 300 to 400(some hostels hold up to 900 students).
So, roughly speaking, aladimma has close to or more than 10000 students.

All these students are expected to pay 1000 to an organization that lacks transparency of any sort.
An organization headed by just one person( chosen by a sham election annually).
An organization that has cultists as it's "task force".

Two things raised my eye brows:

1. the manner at which this "fee" is collected and
2. where the funds go to. (Read on, you'll soon find out)


Manner of collection
a) The special "task force" pastes a hand written notice on each hostel's gate notifying the occupants of their will to collect their fee( in the same manner armed robbers paste hand written notes informing a neighborhood of their impending, inevitable doom).

[color=olive]b) two to three days later; as early as 6:00am( sometimes, 5:00am) the hostels are flooded with touts. Slamming people's doors, threatening to break them down, basically, just tossing threats about; in a bid to get the occupant to open the door. [/color]

c) if by chance, you have enough balls of steel and don't open, your room is marked for further harassment.

[color=olive]d) if you do open. They request for a proof of payment. When this isn't available at the time of asking, they FORCE their way into your room and stroll away with whatever they feel like; telling you to come and "redeem" it when you're willing to pay. [/color]

It doesn't matter if you're male or female, the treatment is the same.

Where the funds go to

Peripherally, I had always wondered where these funds go to. Till I had a chat with a few of my friends over this issue.

They opened my eyes to the past and present presidents of this sham organization.

They've all bought cars! (I don't mean kabu kabu second hand vehicles). I mean TEAR RUBBER cars!

Apparently, these funds are channelled into one _asshole's pocket, who then pays his boys( I'm sure, quite handsomely).

This has got to stop! Please who do I report to? Imo State Uni has got no Student Union Government( Rochas scrapped it last year)


Help! This is broad day light robbery!

That's 10million anually oooOo!!!
Diaris god ooOo!!

ITbomb:
lol
Naija girls no send as long as the cash is secured for them

1. IF it were cheating, Tuface would never have gotten married. When you have money, the only wish for the girl is to be the main chick or babymama while others are side chicks.

2. Violent? I no go even talk that one. They would say "it was my fault" as long as the money as there

3. Proclamation noni? Just get a nice apartment with premium subscription to African Magic and you will be guaranteed the services of a full housewife with no payment of dowry.

4. Addiction: She met him at a bar and then spend her waking hours trying to make him stop going to the bar. Goodluck

Guys, be focus and get your cash first, na tooth pick you go use choose the best. no need to learn habits or wooing lines

GOD bless you my brother!!!

MissIndependent:
I marked Waec and Neco scripts last year as a corper I gatecrashed then I wish I can also participate in this year's marking but I dunno how I'm going to combine it with my job cos I get home late after work(Lagos Traffic things). My friends said they are interested in marking someone should please list the Lagos marking centres here the only ones I know of for now from the invites so far is Ilupeju and Agege.
Last year I marked 325 Waec scripts and I was paid #12,500 after two weeks, Neco paid me #15k for 347 scripts after 1 week small money you may think but when you get alert, you go shout Godwin


L

Hey babe...please where in ilupeju??

DROGON:
what are you pondering.?

The same thing we do every night!!!

DROGON:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY "EJA NLA"(did I get it right.? Our yoruba folks)

Nothing feels better on Earth than having loads of cash and spending it on whatever you like. May God continue to bless you and we all.... Bangalee do shakara its your day and money.

The last pic,that Lady in Red...see as the boobiie fold,no light for una area ni.??


First day as a registered member and two FPs.

*in BRAIN's voice* Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Maximus85:
Dead society. Baby out of wedlock and here people are praising him. What are we leaving behind for the next generation? I'm a Pastor will be there to name the child born out of wedlock. Baby boy with girlfriend? My parents go disown me instantly. I will be disfellowshiped in my church.

Taaaarh!!! See your mouth like that of a dead rhino!!! STFU!
You gave you the fuckin' right to judge?!
BTW are u in anyway better than him?!
Animal!!!

Emekamex:
Dprince wey no get talent follow they do babymama. Congrats to him though.

Ok, him(D'Prince) no get talent. But I sure say you go still soak garri tonight!!!

Hit LIKE if you understand what I mean!

gabazin080:
na wa o. RIP to the dead and RIP IN ADVANCE to we still living

O ti ya werey!!

luvly101:
Has anyone gone to an Interview with a native attire of any kind?

Is it right or wrong?

It depends on the kind of job!

BTW is there really anything like over-qualified?

I experienced one early this week *sad*

sweetorgasm:
GEJ till 2029

This dude is high in weed!! :-D

O'boy listen to what I have to tell you. Though, the picture didn't show here, but Follow these simple instructions if you really wanna get rid of that ring-worm.

1. Change all your wears(clothes, shoes, towels, boxers, pants and so on...)
2. Never share toiletries(soaps, creams, toothpaste and so on...)
3. Get ketoconazole tab(400mg) 1X2 daily
4. Get skineal cream. Apply after bathe, but do expose yourself to heat.
5. Eat more fruits and vegs.
6. Drink a lot of water.
7. Get (7keys to power) liquid from a pharmacy(to cleanse your blood).
8. Use Dudu Osun soap to bathe.
9. Keep your bed tidy all time!
10. Apply the head of okro. Rub and massage once in a while. It will itch you...but please, never scratch. The more you scratch, the more it expands and if you use the same hand u use in scratching to touch other parts of your body...that parts get infected automatically.

Add me on whatsapp 07063611992 #Goodluck

musabuhari:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/08/pastor-tunde-bakare-explains-his-collapse-and-his-dream-giant

He should just return whosoever property's in his possession. Or else.....

tiamiyukunle69:
This is crazy
These guys are just too ignorant. Imagine adding Formaline and methanol.......

Formaline kee? What are they trying to preserve?
...Methanol, abi ethanol? :/

saintfizzo:
Mickey mouse,wiliwili,ayamatanga,jeepers creepers dhas all

Guy you no see karishika for there? :-/

Afolabs101:
1. Mickey mouse 2. Daffy duck 3. Fred flintstone 4. Ren and stimpy 5. Bart simpson 6. Spongebob square pants 7. ?? 8. Road runner 9. Marge Simpson 10. ?? 11. Stuey of family guy 12. Popeye 13. Mr Krab from Spongebob 14. Charlie brown 15. Bugs Bunny 16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife) 17. ?? 18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle 19. ?? 20. Goofy 21. Squidward from Spongebob 22. Dexter 23. Snoopy 24. ?? 25. Olive Oil (Popeye’s girlfriend) 26. Pink Panther 27. Betty Boop 28. ?? 29. ?? 30. ?? 31. Tazmanian Devil 32. ?? 33. Pinky and the Brain 34. ??

Shuuuuu!!! Guy you too watch cartoon abeg! You no go lesson when u dey small at all at all...

lolu007:
Its fun

Mickey mouse, daffy duck, popeye, superted, spongebob, mr.krabs, simpson, pinky and the brain...bla bla bla!!!

FP thinz!

Chiscomax:
i dey tells u broa.... i dey o. u na barca fan?

Before conception!

So this was Oba Rilwan Akinolu actual intention?...he threatened the igbos with drowning them in the lagoon so as to pave way for his kinsmen/family members to partake in the AMBODE administration!

Agbaje has really suffered in the hands of this APC mofos in Lagos!
To those of you who have taken up the mantle unmeritedly, with the aim to govern this state as if it is their father's estate...I say, your days are numbered!

However, I am feeling change in a distance!!!

[quote author=dejt4u post=34544906][/quote]I find hard to believe akpabio actually said this! However, if he did say so...then him don Bleep big time! And his 8years as a governor I will regard as wasted administration!

#NoAtomOfPatriotism #GullibleMan

Calbarian:
How e no take concern FC Barçelona ehn? Abeg allow Chiscomax and all the other Barça fans and supporters out there. If you no get anything about Abacha, go and start your own Barça-hate thread.

What I remember about Abacha? "OPERATION SWEEP"!

FORZA BARÇA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hands up* no hate!

Chiscomax actually evaded majority of my thought about abacha's regime.
Biko fc barca dey run in my gbig vein!








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