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Agriculture / Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by skedy1(m): 8:05pm On Mar 27
Easter don set!!
Health / Re: Man Swallows Phone To Prevent Wife From Reading His Texts: Ends Up In Hospital by skedy1(m): 11:49am On Mar 26
Jennyclay:
Let assume it was the other way round, this thread would have been on fire, by now it would have been on page 80 with the latest derogatory words in town undecided

You would read stupid advice like “go and do DNA test on all your children” “women are this, women are that…” bla bla bla undecided

Since he’s a man, suddenly everyone wants to know why What happened How manage Rubbish!!

I pray the phone he swallowed causes more complications in his body system undecided

Nonsense randy men everywhere!!
Rubbish!!!
We don't want to assume
Romance / Re: Long Distance Relationship; Should I Be Worried? by skedy1(m): 6:28am On Mar 09
simplepee:
Yes you should but don’t be.

I have learnt that as long as you are not married to a man or planning towards that direction, don’t invest too much emotions, be open minded and you will live a happier life as a single lady.

Don’t weigh yourself down with overthinking, just allow things flow natural.

This kinda makes lot of sense

As far as you're not married, if you like date 200 men/women... You're single abeg!
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Curses Estranged Wife Sheila (photos) by skedy1(m): 5:51pm On Mar 06
MisterBanny:
I really feel for this guy. He must be Emotionally downcast at this time. Be strong my man
Baba is in pain!

He must have thought that this is really his last bus stop in finding a suitable partner.

It's sad!

Like I used to say, real and true lived and died in our secondary school age. All these adulthood so claimed love is just gambling. You maybe lucky to find a good and suitable partner
Celebrities / Re: The Wife I Married As A Virgin Complained I Wasn’t Satisfying Her - Israel DMW by skedy1(m): 4:02pm On Mar 06
Timoleon:
Were you satisfying her?
Baba say him de do him best...
Him no fit kill himself.

But how virgin take Sabi some kind thing na??
The story never clear, leave am!
Celebrities / Re: Man Gets Girlfriend's Favorite Actor “Niklaus” To Make Her A Birthday Shout Out by skedy1(m): 1:42pm On Mar 02
SanctifiedSista:


The statement on your signature says otherwise.. I don't want to be scared u are homo or cheating on me wen am not around

Lmaooo 😂
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Reacts To His Wife's Allegations (Video) by skedy1(m): 1:40pm On Mar 02
Goodlady:
😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Really

King of boys😂....

You know this thing na
Family / Re: Why So Much Hatred Between Step Siblings? by skedy1(m): 1:33pm On Mar 01
Darlingme:
There's a lady cleaner in my office, who recently lost his eldest brother. They live in the same city, where she has no meaningful job, no accomodations, but his big brother is a multi millionaire. Who can fix her up in a jiffy, but according to the story, he wouldn't because they're step siblings and past record from her mom towards his mom, wouldn't let him help any of his step siblings.
My questions are:
Why is there too much hatred among step siblings?
Isn't your father the root cause of your hurt?
Why do you easily forgive your father, but can't do the same to his children?
Why do we inherit enemies from our parents and don't want to let go?
Why do men still choose to have children from different women knowing that their children might not love each other and might even give him much trauma in old age due to bitterness and hatred for each other?
Is it same in other part of the world?
What is your general opinion on a polygamous family?

Step or half siblings??

I think you meant half siblings. Someone can educate me please
Family / Re: Why So Much Hatred Between Step Siblings? by skedy1(m): 1:28pm On Mar 01
Darlingme:
Knowing that the women aren't happy sharing one man, thereby making troubles, why is it so difficult for the children to love each other as siblings? And why do men keep creating more of these problems?
Children learn alot from their parents, especially from their mum because she interfaces more wour the child. Bit by bit, such character becomes a habit you can't do without in maturity. That's why you and your partner always have issues because of different upbringing, one can't seem to change.

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Family / Re: Why So Much Hatred Between Step Siblings? by skedy1(m): 1:25pm On Mar 01
Darlingme:
Then, Why so much hatred among step siblings?
Like he said, blame their mums

This fight for supremacy in that home would make these women crosss the line.

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Phones / Re: MTN Confirms Network Glitch by skedy1(m): 7:39pm On Feb 28
They should just do us free 2G data for compensation abeg

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Duo Of Iwobi And Bassey Lead Fulham To Victory At Manchester by skedy1(m): 7:18am On Feb 25
VaginaAcademic:
Iwobi was played out of position as a Defensive midfielder
Where did Onyeaka play from?
Sports / Re: One Dies In Kogi Celebrating Super Eagles Victory Against South Africa by skedy1(m): 8:12am On Feb 09
Omihanifa:
Nah wa o
This one way people dey die like this
Nah to take amlodipine few hours to the match be that o
Med rep, I see you
Education / Re: Why Do Teachers And Textbook Writers Do This This? by skedy1(m): 7:09am On Dec 25, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

hahaha,
I complained about this some months ago when my daughter came home with their school's question papers

the examples and teachings in the classroom were like:

1 + 3 – 4 = 0

3 + 9 × 2 = 21


But what I saw on the question paper:

if 2a = 54, and 3b = 45,
what is the value of (a – b)

I was like, how on earth did they expect these kids to solve the question.


Even me no fit solve am
Romance / Re: The leopard change its spots? What Bad Habit Did Your Partner Later Stop? by skedy1(m): 6:30pm On Oct 31, 2023
meobizy:
I will be back when I settle on someone for a partner.
Come let's make this thing happen, na, no time.

Make our good story follow flood NL
Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by skedy1(m): 7:51am On Oct 29, 2023
Just be yourself.
If you're one that can't see an elderly or any woman cooking without helping, then help her. If you're still the one that can't do so, go on.

Just be yourself.
Sports / Re: It Is Unfair To Make Me The Scapegoat - Sancho Hits Back At Ten Hag by skedy1(m): 6:14am On Sep 05, 2023
Angelfrost:
As usual, media don twist every...!

Sancho has spoken well, so has his coach.

As a player, it's his responsibility to work hard and fight for his place in that team...

It still remains the Manager's call whether or not he is fit or ready enough to start games.

What I still don't get is why Anthony and Antony are still starting games for Man United...! grin grin grin

To even think again that our center back came back to Maguire and Lindelof. I wan craze!
Business / Re: Motorist Calls Out Fuel Attendants For Allegedly 'scamming' Customers (video) by skedy1(m): 7:11am On Aug 31, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o77m9ANu5LE

Motorist calls out fuel attendants in Port Harcourt for allegedly "scamming" their customers.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv
Same portharcourt
I went to buy fuel in one of those filling stations around Rukpokwu. The pump attendant progamed the meter to my amount but I noticed that the moment he took out the nozzle, the meter started reading before that nozzle got to the car tank. I asked him to stop, he rushed to put it. Asked him to do it again, same thing happened. He was claiming nonsense, when I enter am 2 dirty slap, him brain reset. Asked him to call his manager, he was just ranting and all. Eventually, they came out and confirmed that the pump does that. You can imagine how many people they must have done that to.

We all need to be vigilant

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Health / Re: I Went To See A Doctor Today Because Of My Illness And This Happened by skedy1(m): 1:07am On Aug 23, 2023
Dafresh:
Yesterday I want to general hospital to see a doctor, he recommended that I should run for test, because it was general hospital so I decided to go and do the test in private laboratory, the test lasted for an hour but going back to see the doctor, the hospital have closed, today being Tuesday I want to see the doctor but the nurses said he doesn't come on Tuesday and I'm seriously sick, doctors in the house please help me. Here is the test result
Do H.pylori test

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Never Initiates Sex But Still Complains She's Not Getting Enough by skedy1(m): 12:41am On Aug 23, 2023
Brokeandnolove:
Hi fellas, I will go straight to the point. My girlfriend of over a year hardly ever initiates sex, so sex between us strictly depends on when I make a move. Sometimes it might coincide with when she's Hot and everything goes well. Again I don't like going for more than one round of sex because I hardly cum during the second round till it eventually turns to hard work. She will still be the one that will complain that she's tired. I believe that sex is meant to be enjoyed and not stressful.

Now I am not a freak for sex, and can comfortably go for a week without sex depending on the situation of things between us even though we stay together for now. I don't initiate sex if we are having issues and sometimes she complains that other men come crawling to their women for sex at night after an argument with most times leads to reconciliation but I always lock up as if I am staying with a man thereby making some of our issues linger longer than necessary.

She gets moody each time she's Hot and I don't make a move, I simply told her to initiate sex anytime she wants because with the economic situation on ground sometimes sex is the last thing on my mind.

We had sex yesterday afternoon and later that evening we were gisting and we talked about early morning sex, she pointed out that I hardly initiate early morning sex and I told her it was because she hates being disturbed when sleeping. I proceeded to tell her we will have early morning sex today. Unfortunately I worked all night and slept around 4 am so I couldn't initiate any sex. She woke up moody and angry which made led to an argument that culminated in her leaving the house.

While chatting on WhatsApp she told me not to carry my boring sex life into marriage. So guys is there anything wrong with a lady initiating sex when she wants it I am pretty sure if she initiated sex this morning I wouldn't have refused.

As in, na sex Una don de get mind talk about like this?? Even open thread for am, ontop say Una never marry!!

Wike need to hear this, he's going to bring all of you down...
Family / Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by skedy1(m): 12:25am On Aug 23, 2023
Persephone1:
May we not marry a boy man grin

Dear Op, my people have an adage it is: Aiki lo kabo ile ejo , ka tun sore. It means we don't come back from court to become friends. Arresting your husband may be right or wrong but what happens when he is released?
If you were arrested as a wife, will you be happy with your husband and let everything go back to normal when you are released?
Especially in this part of the world.

If you still want a happy marriage after a dispute, police station should not be an option. In the sight of the law, you are right but culturally you are not.

Get elders to speak to him, I hope he listens. May God help you. This matter deep i can't think straight self cheesy

Exactly
Plus the man is frustrated. Men, knowing to run the family as nature has placed it, not having a job is a big hit. Imagine a single man without a job, how angry and traumatised he becomes. Then this with a whole family to care for and not able to?? Don't be surprised she might just wake up one day and find him dead( suicide).

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Crime / Re: Police Apprehend Man Who Killed Son, Burnt His Body In Akwa Ibom by skedy1(m): 11:41pm On Aug 22, 2023
Towncrier007:
It's high time y'all understood the fact that demo.ns possesses people and tag them mental health issues,if you sense a sign of demonic possession kindly go for deliverance,those of you on this platform bashing one tribe to the other,you all are demon possessed
Oga, e never reach like that naa
😂😂

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Nairaland / General / Re: Kangaroo Challenges A Man To A Fight: A Very Hilarious Scene by skedy1(m): 6:19am On Aug 17, 2023
Glimpsetv:


Experience a whimsical episode as a Kangaroo humorously challenges a man to an unexpected duel. The entertaining video showcases the Kangaroo emulating human-like behavior, strolling on its hind legs, and even playfully attempting to engage the man in a mock boxing match.

Despite the man's earnest attempts to dissuade the Kangaroo's advances, the persistent marsupial remains unyielding. Another individual, presumably the man's son, enters the fray in an effort to defuse the situation. Regrettably, the Kangaroo's playful demeanor takes a sinister turn as it redirects its attention, resorting to using its legs to attempt kicks on both men.

The man cautiously retreats in reverse, striving to establish a safe buffer from the Kangaroo's antics. Throughout the video, the mischievous Kangaroo persistently launches its comical assault on the two men, creating an undeniably amusing spectacle.

Given the circumstances, how would you respond if you were placed in a comparable predicament to these individuals?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVqGjDmkgq0

In this video,did you hear any cracked voice over like 'Hello, welcome to my channel. A kangaroo is seen challenging a man to a fight. Please don't forget to like, comment and share' did you??

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Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Apologize All The Time by skedy1(m): 6:32pm On Aug 13, 2023
placeofallure:


I'm a woman and I'll be candid with you. It's nonsensical if a woman wants you to apologise always even if she's the one at fault.

If she's somebody you want to share your future with, theń don't condone that rubbish. We take care that people we care for turn out well. If you envision her as your children's mum, you'd want to ensure her morality is top notch. You can still school her if she's willing to learn and change. My husband did that for me when we were still dating, he had more experience about life issues and he passed it down.

However, if she's not anything important to you, you know the code already. Let her have her way if you are still interested in shinning her Congo. That's not nice anyway, if you won't eat it, don't smell it. So, let her go.
Simple!
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Reacts To His Wife's Allegations (Video) by skedy1(m): 3:43pm On Aug 06, 2023
Goodlady:
😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
Really
Yes oo
grin
Romance / Re: Is She Deceiving Me About Her Virginity Status? by skedy1(m): 3:21pm On Aug 06, 2023
skywalker240:

You are indeed a wise Man


Most valuable post so far
No, not the most valuable post. The comment just aligns with your thoughts and experience over the said girl.

Now listen...Some girls really are naive and don't exactly know these things. Reason could be upbringing. The society now don't really permit us exercise some patients to actually unravel some of these girls. You know how you see a beautiful girl and in your head, you've laid with her already. But some girls really don't know alot. Focus and intentions about the female child is high but the male gender is neglected, hence the thought of every girl being the same. Even though some girls are beasts and perfect pretenders.

However, like he said, don't enter blindly. Do your best to ensure you're not doing/believing the wrong thing.


All the best baba!

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Romance / Re: Any Man Who Asks You 'what Can You Bring To The Table?' Does Not .......... by skedy1(m): 10:30am On Aug 06, 2023
GlorifiedTunde:
For a man to ask you what you bring to the table, he must have taken a full assessment of you and concluded you probably don't have anything to offer other than your body.

No sensible man will ask a hardworking lady that kind of question, whether she's made it or not.

By popular demand and for emphasis: men don't want liabilities!
Mama Nkechi!!! Come and take his orders

Add cold Heineken to am
Romance / Re: Any Man Who Asks You 'what Can You Bring To The Table?' Does Not .......... by skedy1(m): 10:29am On Aug 06, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Mumu@ assumption. Who likes liability?

Time has gone when women rely on men to take care of them and their children.

We go to the same school, graduate at the same time and got employed in the same offices and fields. Most of us are better placed than our husbands hence why must there be this dichotomy on who takes care of the family?

Is like most people especially women intend to go to the grave with their money. Spend the money on the family including on your husband and make sure the children are better placed than the parents.

Family first.
One cold Coke for you
Romance / Re: I Don't Mind Being A Second Wife (opinion) by skedy1(m): 9:39am On Aug 06, 2023
siofra:
Maybe I'm young and foolish, but I really don't mind being a second wife (or third wife or whatever) but I'll not be a first wife to a man with other wives.

And there are terms and conditions.

He must be super rich (like Ned Nwoko rich)

I will not have children for him (my mind may change)
Na my data I de vex for
I'll have my own apartment and I'll not take his name.

If he's Muslim, I'll not convert to his religion.


☺️
Food / Re: Why Do I Purge After Eating Nkwobi Or Goat Head? by skedy1(m): 9:30am On Aug 06, 2023
Serendipity2023:
Is there any scientific reason why I have diarrhoea ("purging"wink each time I eat Nkwobi, Isi ewu or Abacha?

Is it the potash or pepper?
You're reacting to one of the ingredients used to prepare it.
Try eating it without the additional fresh leaves and onions let's see. And maybe the additional pepper too.
Or just hold your flagyl tabs one corner grin . As you chop finish, take am!
Your Friday must Friday!!!

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Phones / Re: How Fast Is Your Internet? by skedy1(m): 9:22am On Aug 06, 2023
Phone: Redmi Note 11s
Country: Nigeria

Politics / Re: Hannatu Musawa Weeps During Senate Screening, Says She Comes From Poor Family by skedy1(m): 8:46am On Aug 03, 2023
highchief1:
grass to grace.That’s the beauty of life.Amd some big men kids Dey struggle now.The table always rotates.Na God Dey run am
Na God the run am
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