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Sports / Re: Timo Werner Says Lampard Was The Main Attraction For Him At Chelsea by skedy1(m): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2020
They must be a story.

Oga, just okay football
Education / Re: Gabriel Olarenwaju Akinyemi, 60-Year-Old UTME Candidate Wants To Study Pharmacy by skedy1(m): 3:37am On Jul 29, 2020
samuelpeters:

Depends on the School.
To study pharmacy is not easy sha
You need an Active Retentive Memory.

True talk
Education / Re: Gabriel Olarenwaju Akinyemi, 60-Year-Old UTME Candidate Wants To Study Pharmacy by skedy1(m): 10:30am On Jul 28, 2020
samuelpeters:
He wants JAMB to give him pharmacy in spite of his score or what?

Las las na there e go end na...
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by skedy1(m): 11:07pm On Jul 18, 2020
TheArchangel:
How old is your brother?
Oga, stand your ground in that house.
Force your brother to rent a house for you by raising serious hell and at the same time appearing meek. Sleep in that room when you come back and if the wife and her sisters talk trash, raise hell. Do not budge one beat. Keep your bags in the shop but sleep in that room to avoid them messing up your things. Take the food from that pot and raise hell while doing it. When your brother comes or is around, pretend like they are accusing you falsely.
Remember self defense, beat the sh!t out of any of the sisters that touch you first. You can plead self-defense later. Do not touch the wife but remember to use your mouth to finish her. .
Do not relent. If they can be there, you can be also. It's either your brother chase you all away or peace or resemblance of it will rain in that house.

Them never born those girls sef...I go just off person!

Baba, don't touch the wife like she advised, but finish those two economic wastes!!
Nonsense!!
Romance / Re: Should I Block And Blacklist Her? by skedy1(m): 9:51am On Jul 15, 2020
Bola146:
Since she is on and off, block her and delete her number ASAP! So move on undecided

No need sef...
Just abuse herand let her Bleep off bro.

She's playing emotional intelligence on you!

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Celebrities / Re: My Body Attracts Female Fans – Crackydon Confesses by skedy1(m): 7:58am On Jul 08, 2020
Cynthiacute25:
Which women because I don't like men with tattoo.. Just like his physic

I guess you haven't seen Zlatan Ibramovich's tattoo!


You must trip for the nigga
Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Peter Okoye, Wife Lola, Daughter Test Positive & 2 Domestic Staff by skedy1(m): 10:26am On Jun 28, 2020
flyingpig:
Lol

COVID-19 no be death sentence, almost everybody in Lagos has it but no such wide-spread death.

Your family is a youthful one, nothing shele. Take your antibiotics, malaria drugs followed by blood tonic.

And for those quoting me ignorantly


Ask me what is administered to those in isolation centers who have found their way back to their homes after recovering.

Let me guess, COVID-19 special cure ?? undecided

Just so you know, pneumonia is a disease caused by bacteria which troubles the human lungs, leading to inflammation of the lungs and some other organs in the upper respiratory tract.

That sounds like COVID-19 right


I'll tell you it's effectively managed with antibiotics.

Loud it!
Family / Re: Should The Man Pay It? by skedy1(m): 7:34am On Jun 16, 2020
Karma is a bitch babe
Career / Re: Should I Resign From This Job? Pls Help Me by skedy1(m): 8:02pm On Jun 14, 2020
dingbang:
If isrealites remained in egypt, they would have been slaves till thy kingdom come. But God gave them sense and they left their comfort zones and went through the wilderness and got to the promise land..

Op, use your brain.
Oil the your head my man
Food / Re: Strange And Ugly Animal Killed Today By A Nairalander. (pics) by skedy1(m): 11:29am On May 31, 2020
SKhanmi:
Isn't that a shrew? You lucky say Eno bite you.

Modified*
Nope too big for a shrew and definitely not an anteater. Looks more like it belongs to the mole family. Suprised you will eat an unknown animal sha

It's a mole.
They belong to the class of animal called Insectivores
Family / Re: HELP! My Brother Is Too Dull by skedy1(m): 10:53pm On May 29, 2020
Definitely Dyslexia...

He needs not just a teacher, but a friend.

Besides him been unable to differentiate numbers and all, he has certain abilities that you guys haven't had time to know.

Monitor him closely, you will see that he's good at something. May not be academics as you all want
TV/Movies / Re: Aroma Ufodike Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Who Remembers This Man? by skedy1(m): 9:43pm On May 28, 2020
Johnjanrt:
Extremely amazing, though never heard of him.

Indomie generation spotted ���
Health / Re: My Baby's Skin Problem Now A Story Of The Past by skedy1(m): 9:15pm On May 28, 2020
pman06:
Wow, that was fast.

Really really really fast!!!
Romance / Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by skedy1(m): 8:08am On May 24, 2020
Nwodosis:
In any relationship no one knows who is actually using who untill the relationship ends! It is like a game, but this one is a mind game, you will only know the winner (user) when the game ends.

You sabi book die!
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by skedy1(m): 7:35pm On May 12, 2020
OJURONGBE1:



For you to believe this cooked up story to garner likes and empathy shows why you're still struggling to make that first million .Your discerning ability is poor. No offence sir .
Nigeria is better off Greece at the moment ( the country have been in turmoil for over 7years, they rely on bail out funds from other European countries), also Greeks official currency is Euro not pounds Sterling as he posited and there's no hint of truth working part time to make the shitload of money within that period. Even folks wey dey Yankee/Jand dey combine 3 different odd jobs go tell you say e no easy to make half of that amount wey him call.
That nigga is a fraudster (wire wire) at best ...
Believe that story at your own peril

My guy...well said!

However, one must not exactly be saying the truth, but the message passed can not be over emphasized.

Saying me believing a story is keeping away my millions, well, I can only say it's weird to sound that way.

This story may not be true, but these things happen. That's where I want you to look at it.

Las las we all go de alright!

Warm regards...
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by skedy1(m): 10:04am On May 10, 2020
Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile smiley
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment where I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou)

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paid salary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent within 5 years was around €125,500+ (54,233,804.62 naira) reason why I didn't not send to my mum is I wanted to make it a surprise for my her (only child)..

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab cry only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives.. sad embarassed

Oboy! This one loud o!

So sorry bro, it is what it is...move on!

Again, to think that I also served 2014, and I have not made my first million is vexing me o. 54m? That's some shit bro

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Sports / Re: Who Deserves Title Of Greatest Premier League Manager? by skedy1(m): 8:20am On May 10, 2020
McBrooklyn:
Sir Alex Ferguson leads.. others follow cool
God bless you immediately

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Culture / Re: Ogoja, Cross River Where Cameroonian Mothers Iron Their Daughter's Breast by skedy1(m): 3:28pm On May 03, 2020
It's really a lame way to think.

Doing that is only limiting her.
Because what doesn't look attractive to me in class 'A', may look attractive to class 'C'

Definitely, she must be attractive to someone!
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by skedy1(m): 7:56am On May 03, 2020
Renida:


I feel sorry if such is the scenario. People lose interest once their person of interest for so many reasons. One of this which I think is the case here is psychological posturing. What this means is some people are used to working extremely hard aka hustling for things. Their entire life rests on a perspective that what they must have, they must work for, unfortunately some of this whole way of thinking affects even not working aspects of their lives. So in relationships for example, this kinds want to toast toast, chase and beg the woman, but if it doesn't follow this narrative and the lady makes asking her out easy, it poses no challenge and isn't mentally tasking. This makes them see lesser value however good such a partner maybe.


I believe the narrative above is the scenarios playing out here. It happens with women also. When people in this category don't suffer for a thing, their brain tricks them to assume it's worth lesser. It's purely psychological

Make some sense
Politics / Re: Kano Government Relaxes Lockdown, Announces Free Days by skedy1(m): 7:47am On May 03, 2020
More like they had an agreement with the virus, that Mondays and Thursdays it probably would go on break. Issoryt
Romance / Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by skedy1(m): 7:37am On May 03, 2020
silento:
Wetin happen to ur dick give her belle and relax they will call u to sort out things

Wisdom de here
Romance / Re: A Married Man Is Wooing My Girlfriend by skedy1(m): 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2020
dobrinswizzy:
we are in a platonic relationship

English kill you there!

Oga, open account for the girl head.

You know why? Because even if the girl goes to see him, you wouldn't know.

So get sense!
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by skedy1(m): 7:57pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ladylite:



Hypocrite, you have smashed her finish then you are now bored.
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Celebrities / Re: Honor Blackman Dies At 94 by skedy1(m): 10:53pm On Apr 09, 2020
Jaeis:


Pussy Galore thread by OctoPussy grin


On a serious note Rest in Peace Ma

You know the drills

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Health / Re: Ben Ayade: If You Wear Face Mask, No Need For Social Distancing (Video) by skedy1(m): 8:55pm On Apr 09, 2020
oluwasegun007:
Somebody said he's a Prof... How true is it?


As at today more than 17, 000 death recorded in italy

It's seems nose mask is scarce there.
Professor of Microbiology actually
Health / Re: Ben Ayade: If You Wear Face Mask, No Need For Social Distancing (Video) by skedy1(m): 8:54pm On Apr 09, 2020
OgaTheTop2:
They will confuse people with their oversabi. Rest of the world do face mask with social distancing, this tard of a governor says otherwise. Pity.

I heard him say 'you don't need social distancing if you are well protected'

He didn't say 'you don't need social distancing if you are putting on a mask'


Let's watch the video again and listen. I stand yo be corrected though.
Romance / Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by skedy1(m): 5:53am On Mar 22, 2020
Die the hungry this one...

Should we tell him?
TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by skedy1(m): 7:31am On Mar 08, 2020
Ijele
Health / Re: Coronavirus: US Testing Maurice Iwu’s Drug - Ogbonanya Onu by skedy1(m): 11:06am On Mar 06, 2020
How the hell such a man became INEC chairman still beats my imagination.

Nigeria with misplaced priorities!
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by skedy1(m): 7:16pm On Mar 02, 2020
Na why I say my own na for inside room o!
I no get power

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Family / Re: My Wife Of 3 Years Is Very Shy Around Me by skedy1(m): 8:46pm On Mar 01, 2020
Problem of marrying who is ready for marriage, not who who loved and dated.



This will take a while bro.
Pretend you guys are dating, let's try it from that angle
Crime / Re: Lady Found Pictures Of Herself In A Bottle In Her Friend's Closet (Photos) by skedy1(m): 4:41pm On Mar 01, 2020
DonEd:


Finally, someone that thinks thouroughly

I swear!
So much talent

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